Ohh milkman

Orlando Bloom shirtless in boxers shorts advertising milk. How very Freudian. Actually it's for his film The Calcium Kid.



Just a caveat it has Billy Piper in it.

Your Body is a Wonderland

Don't you just hate the net sometimes?

You can find loads of pictures of people you weren't looking for (and that diverts you kinda). The sad thing is usually you only find one picture.

Here's some examples:

Michael Phelps found looking for a history book.


Tim Callan found looking for a book on Irish welfare policy (yes I do need a life).


Brandon Tyler found looking for an Amazon wish list using Google (yes d'oh)


And this (Darren Gerrard) was sent to me by someone claiming it looks likea prat called Paul. Apart from the hair, face, height, age and build if you looked from a specific angle it still wouldn't look like him.

Linkage

If you want to advertise your site add your site's URL into the comments. Any porn or illegal links will be reported to your ISP, so behave or I'll set Victoria Beckham on you.

OK then

I have been asked to point those interested in who has shaved their chest hair to Is it Shaven.

I do so not out of any interest in the subject but to point those with that interest to a better site.

Object of my obsession

Some (in Sussex) are obsessed about Johnny Wilkinson, me it's Trent Croad.

Here's why:

Bye, bye...

Natural is/was a boyband whose members were/are Marc Terenzi, Ben Bledsoe, "J" (Joshua) Horn, Michael Johnson, and Patrick King Jr.

Now they are the usual mix of cuties, ugly ones and ones with talent(ish).

As I know someone who looks a tad like Michael here's some pictures of him (Michael that is)

Dear Santa...

Bill has been a good boy this year (stop laughing I have relative to other years) and helped in the education of a number of Freshers in my best Rules of Attraction way (I haven't seen the film but the book is good).

Bill would like in his stocking...

Blair McDoughnut



Pieter Van Der Hoogisomething (he's a swimmer and has a nightmare of a surname that sounds like a make of beer)



and his mates



and Mark Reed (ex of A1)






A totty filled Christmas and an equally totty filled New Year one and all (bar the people I don't like who I hope Robin Cook gets a crush on)

Totty of the day

Beau Brady

Ben Silverstone

Star of the passable Get Real (oh come on the ending was so pants and Brad Gorton's 'acting') was recently in a BBC Timewatch docdrama thingy of the book 'Through Hell For Hitler' by Henry Metelmann.

The Nazi war in Russia isn't standard totty territory but whoever was on camera seemed to have a crush on young Ben. Everytime Ben was shirtless you got slow motion perves of his body. Not that I'm complaining.

Here's some caps I 'borrowed':





Here's a promo picture from some play he was in that the BBC was bitching about.

Question of the day

Remember that time we found your mom's Valium and took it?

[Add clever title at later date]

[add witty remarks about Blaine Wilson and a pun about swinging or the like]

Pop Idol South Africa

Yes it's spreading Simon whatever's money making scheme that has produced such musical successes as Hearsay...umm...One True Voice...ummm has another bit of totty to thrust on us, Heinz Winkler


Centre

Porn of our lives

Your honour I submit to you that Days of our Lives is becoming a porn movie.

Exhibit One a DaveID Dreamcap:

CJ Thomason

Well it looks like he's lost the puppy fat.





Judge for yourself at Strange Fascination (who needs to sort out their links, and caps pages)

Young Warlocks

David DeCoteau is the emporer of so crap they're good films. Young Warlocks is a rarity because it's actually quite good(ish).

Some of the cast.

Sean Faris


CJ Thomason


Noah Frank


These are from my cap montage period

Seasonal Hollyoaks nudes

Andrew Newton Lee (L) and Matt Milburn (R)

Even more Andrew Walker pumping



PS these are 'borrowed' off the Dreamcaps Forum (worth a visit) and I'm assuming were 'borrowed' to be posted there. If not all kudos to the GIFatier.

Andrew Walker pumping

Iron sadly or not so sadly as you get the below:

Just to change the topic slightly

Another cute Australian Mark Jamar

Going with the flow

Not wanting to disappoint here are some more shirtless caps of Kip Gamblin but to save loading times I'm going to link to them so just press and you'll get to Kip.

Here
Here
Here
Here
Here

Perve...sorry enjoy.

Brighten up your desktotty

With Jensen Ackles

Anyone for a Kip

And the award for sad Blog post title goes to...

Anyone who has seen the Australian soap Home and Away will have spied their new bit of totty Kip Gamblin who plays Scott Hunter.

Well to please all his admirers and the author of Struggling Author here's Kip sans a shirt.

I spy totty

Lame I know but here is Aaron Severini who is a dancer.

What's in a name?

What's in a name? That which we call Igors Vihrovs by
any other name would look any more cute?