B Movies

Brotherhood 3 Young Demons is yet another David DeCoteau epic featuring half naked chaps which features Andrew Hrankowski, Carl Thiessen and Matthew Epp. So to sum up the plot blond fluff shirtless.

I've had some requests to recap some DeCoteau epics so may do so.

Just imagine how bendy these two would be in bed.

Australian swimmer Grant Hackett naked twice.

Rugby totty Ronan O'Gara, Andy Titterrell, Donnacha O'Callaghan and Chris Cusiter.

And finally a reader plays with my pictures...oooohhh errr missus.

Strange

Child molesters are ugly on the outside as well as the inside with apparently a few exceptions. Equally worrying is people inviting the TV cameras to them having their balls waxed [via Lloyd]. Oh those wacky Canadians.

The 'balding...too hairy' Nick Beyeler doesn't please everyone but that just leaves less people who want to play with him. I am though surprised that the reaction to pictures of Nick like this and this could be anything other than good but it isn't. Well Nick and I will just have to keep ourselves busy. Perhaps we could play noughts and crosses.

Jamie Dornan is an Irish model, not that that is what you are interested in.

Hollyoaks' Ben Gerrard trying and failing to look cool.

US kid's TV star Jake McDorman gets shirtless. Only one step now...getting naked. Another shirtless US kid's TV star in the cuteness of Phillip Van Dyke (no relation).

Ben Jelen a requested.

And finally via Lars someone to revive the Random Cute Guy slot. Why he is carrying around toothpaste is another question.

Telling Stories

Massive changes of heart and no tact at all.

Australian rugby player Billy Slater runs around shirtless a lot which is not a bad thing. He then goes for a swim and a stroll with another bit of totty called Chris Flannery.

Australian (or I'm told he's Australian) model Derrick Hayes naked, filling his pants (UK usage), in speedos, in another pair of speedos, looking all white trash, and on a table.

Finnish athlete and now model Lauri Kalima showing off his body and his swimming trunks. [his site and Guy Guide on him].

Four muscled chaps in thongs.

Ex Hollyoaks and now gay police totty on the Bill Stefan Booth.

Enjoy.

Nudity in the Post Modernist World, and other pomposity

I got one of my highest visitor numbers yesterday and I didn't post anything. Cheers you lot.

Cute idiotic leftyboy has a fan club. I've been asked by four people to repost his picture that came via Tim Blair.

New linkage Patrick Devon's blog and Barbwire's celeb montage site.

AFL boys Phillip Read shirtless and Anthony Koutoufides in speedos, Heath Black looking shagged, Sydney Swans frolicing in the pool and Ty Zantuck gets molested.

Blatantly borrowed from Dreamcaps Wentworth Miller hairy and shirtless.

From Sarah Beeny's 'You lot have no idea what you are doing' or Property Ladder last week featured the Slaters and their cute son Tony who sadly didn't get shirtless but some armless thingy.

Wrestler Tommy Rowlands and his mega bulge.

And finally via Tony comes ex A1er Ben adams showing off his tummy hair.

In which we perve

Letting their bias slip the BBC get people to heckle the Tory leader. And they moan about Fox News.


I have 'a slight automatic preference' for the young, white people, and males.

But my data suggests 'little or no automatic preference for GAY PEOPLE relative to STRAIGHT PEOPLE'. Odd.

Try yours here.

Australian rugby player Lachlan Mackay is quite cute if he hides his chipmunk teeth.

Gresby Nash who I can never find a good picture of.

T3 and US teen TV star Mark Famiglietti giving one ample opportunity for puns about poles and canoes.

The Lynx snake skin advert follows the old cliche of chap caught in other man's bed with wife runs away minus his clothes (but in flesh pants in this occasion bar this part where he does the two hand cover up). Apart from the obvious cover ups and oddly little flesh the bit actor is cute(ish) so I'll watch it again.

CSI's Eric Szmanda gets showered and yes he is shirtless in the shower. Sadly the frontals a filmed too high for use [credit as per tag].

Nothing but a liar

An odd choice of photo opportunity from Blair that gives us all hope.

Stuart Manning covered up but not totally.

The varied hairstyles of Tim Draxl, then and now.

Thanks to John for reminding me how cute this Brazilian photoblogger is and now he is taking pictures of himself in his pants (UK usage) a lot [his photoblog].

Without a Paddle may not be a great (or even mediocre) film but it does feature Dax Shepard, Seth Green, and Matt Lillard (more) shirtless and cuddling. I quite like this picture of Dax Shepard, I wonder why.

Dreamcaps

You can get to Dreamcaps Forums here.

Don't say I don't help you lot.

Things that pump in the night

Even more new linkage. There is The Diary of a Drone the ramblings of some blond, Aguysite who seems to like my blog, and Proceed at your own risk who sees me as part of some plot. I'm also adding a link to The MovieFiles by popular (3 people) demand.

If you did the iPod thingy remember to do it all, you lovely people you.

Blond chap shirtless in video shocker.

Jared, of radio station linkage, does it again with the oiled model totty. Oh and here's Hayden Christenvader.

Dan Cryer late of Hollyoaks is now modeling golf kit but this type of golf kit involves showing off your muscular chest. Here's another model called Ben.

Brandon Routh the new Superman. Not overly impressed myself,

The sports section: Football totty Cristiano Ronaldo shirtless and lying around, slalom totty Chris Klug, and French rugby player Morgan Souply rising.

Cello totty Ben Allison [his site].

Some Australian strippers, doing what strippers do, wearing collars and bow ties, and ummm wearing glasses.

Finally model Aaron Diaz in speedos.

Soap Stars in Speedos

Former Neighbours stars Stephen Hunt and Daniel Macpherson dressed only in small black speedos. Daniel is there to promote Stephen's plan to swim the Straits of Gibraltar.

UPDATE

Just in case any celebs read this blog (as if) if you are doing anything to promote a charity run, swim, or whatever if you get in too small speedos and run around the beach and let photographers take pictures of your behind jointly and severably. Also it lets me make puns like is there cream in those and notice how Dan's speedo is so much smaller than Stephen's (but not in this picture oddly). Run speedo clad totty, run...well stand on the beach looking cute...

Mitch has cruelly suggested that these will be on forum after forum in an hour. I give it two.

Toys

I'm sure they didn't do this when I was a kid.

Uomos has capped the film The Fluffer.

I love this picture of US gymnast Todd Thornton in too small a top and shorts, I wonder why.

Ben Nichols can be your 'companion' looking like this [his site].

Footballer Stefan Kiessling and ALFers Tom Harley and Kane Tenace.

Formerly of Brookside Steven Fletcher and Phillip Oliver shirtless.

Via Kenton and Jim comes Brodie Holland nearly naked and rippling.

Edible Thongs

New linkage, on the blogs we have Gay Sex Blog which I'm sure you can guess the topic of, Tony Hayden's buff flesh blog, and Procrastinatory Musings. I have also added Newspix and and Newsphotos which are Australian based photo search engine thingys with large watermarks but good photos. Finally there is Adult Fiction Net.

McFluff (that's McFly if you haven't guessed) get dressed up in military kit and Tom looks his usual gorgeous self.

I kind of like ex Pop Idoler and Ant and Dec wannabe Sam Nixon. No idea why.

Blair McDonough shirtless tied up to a pole [via the tag]. Blair is in a band called Fifth Avenue with his brothers (and some black haired chap).

Via Lance comes more pictures of Evan Farmer shirtless twice who was born in Ethiopia of all places.

By request here are some shirtless photos of Coronation Street 'actor' Danny Young

AFLers Jared Rivers and Brent Moloney having a tiff in speedos (well one of them...well what do you want poetry?).

I'm making no comment about him as a human being but here's some pictures of ex Eastenders 'actor' Chris Parker who is apparently not gay but shirtless.

So deep, so deep in me.

As he of the visitor spikes shows looks aren't always genetic.

Via the Kip fan club you can work out who you should vote for. Strangely I didn't get New Labour.

Bill likes musically Boy Hits Car, and coffeeshoply PorTers in Little Clarendon Street.

Come out Stanford swimboys.

Bill keeps getting asked to link to The Movie Files so is though he's having attacks of English prudity, which is odd as he's Scottish.

His royal hairness Andrea Casiraghi and his brother Pierre.

An interesting picture of Johnny Wilkinson or Who? as he's soon to be called.

My caps (which is why it's snowing) of the oddly regularly requested boy with a man's body Kyal Marsh who is getting bitched at by Sky for being a brainless gym moron. Although I might get lynched where else does she expect to find buff dumb fluff (apart from Thames Valley University)?

Via Daniel comes even more caps of Desperate Housewives (soon to be called Desperate Housewives' Sons) Ryan Carnes.

As he's soon leaving Blue Peter I thought I'd reprise Telespy's caps of Simon Thomas being perved by Matt Baker well in my imagination and following the advice of my lawyers any suggestion that Matt and Simon rub baby oil over each other's bodies is entirely incorrect. Though if Simon and/or Matt want to experience this cultural thingy that I'm sure I could get funding for from a Labour Council then I'll do both of them (rub oil on them that is).

Do you remember the halcyon days when V were still around or when Kevin had hair? Me neither.

Listy

Spying dogs or paranoia?

Jared has some cute karatesque pictures of Jake Gyllenhaal (not that he needs the traffic).

The very cute house make over host Evan Farmer who Bill would like to [add innuendo involving building or decoration] twice his [description of his body] spread over [item of furniture] while I [biological process] him.

Some blond Australian model advertising something which means he needs a white line across his face. On models here is Josh Saunders shirtless on a beach.

Australian chef Curtis Stone shirtless. Ainsley Harriot KEEP YOU CLOTHES ON.

Sports section: Essendon's Matt Lloyd has a Sooty moment. Tennis player Gaston Gaudio.

Hung like a Matt Shrivington showing off his lycra clad body and behind.

The BBC's That Gay Show's totty...ummm Kristian Digby.

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Quality

Sir Alan Sugar is a good judge of character, discuss.

Timmy does Jeremy Bloom shirtless a lot so to save his bandwidth here's Jeremy shirtless over and over again.

The ugly one of 98 Degrees wants to be mayor of Cincinnati.

Tom Welling looking all bless and planning for a good night in.

Rugby chaps get ready, AFLers get in position, rugby player Tom Ryder naked bar a ball and Jaymie Graham looks cute.

Coach Trip's Winter in wet shorts.

Sean Faris looking cute.

Popularity

Tottyland is usually the top Britblog.

New link to Tyroga a techy and pop culture blog and David's Life has moved.

As everyone else is doing it here are some of the dancers from Kylie's tour in their pants. You can find some of Muchy's photos of them here.

Blatantly stolen of the Dreamcaps forum here's Eric Szmanda about to get some.

The AFL section including a picture needing a caption, Essendon's Dean Solomon, and finally Scott Thompson again and again.

Bad Horror

Buying support the New Labour way.

From Telespy Kip Gamblin shirtless and in a towel. I wonder who'll like that.

Jamie Bamber shirtless, I wonder who'll like that.

New Blue Peterer Gethin 'I'm straight' Jones.

Sean Faris tells a girl he's off to visit Bill.

Before I go on these pictures contain both male and female nudity (it is allegedly not a porn film :/)so if that offends you don't look. So [nudity alert]

The truly bad Delta, Delta, Die is basically about a female frat that kills men and eats them features a mass of totty but needs to be watched with the fast forward button ready and the sound off. Going through the film the first two victims are porn star Glen Meadows and Jerry G Angelo who strip off, show off their behinds (ummm behinds) and finally get killed while naked by a woman with big breasts.

The second bit features Nic Oram (middle) and his small bits which you get to see over and over again. Nic here with Jordan White has a nice body but a nice personality down below.

Finally there is Eli Jones who gets tied up and savaged by a big breasted woman. [/nudity alert]

Been Busy

I've updated the links again and while you all pretend to be thrilled here's what is new.

In the Sites section there is Visit4info which I've called 'TV ads site) which has Quicktime versions of TV ads shockingly.

In the Groups section there is Gay Boy Television Fans UK, Gay Boy Soap Fans UK, Gay Boy Pop Fans UK and Shirtless AFL Players which are all pretty self explanatory subject wise.

And for Blogs there is Just Jared's pop cultural studies, Nick Jordan's take on the world, and Sapientum an Oxford blog.

And there's now a clock. Thrilling eh?

One thing about living in Oxford that really annoys you is how most of the new development is architecturally very naff and destroys local communities and amenities. An example of this is what is proposed for the Castle Mill Boatyard. The boatyard is the last public boatyard on the Oxford Canal but British Waterways and Bellway Homes Ltd want to turn it into more ugly expensive houses nobody in Oxford can afford. Please sign the petition to stop this happening.

More of Coach trip's Winter, not that I'm getting obsessional at all.

Tom Gaynor nude bar...is that a cap?

The OC's Adam Brody has an odd body or maybe it's just how these pictures of it are taken. No 'jokes' about them being taken by pointing a camera at him and taking a photo. His partner in Dawson Creekiness Benjamin Mackenzie (Schenkkan) [via here] all buff and shirtless. It's enough to start rumours, oh too late.

And finally two bits of sports totty, AFLer Brett Ebert shirtless
and US Gymnast Blaine Wilson in speedos.

Naff TV

I don't know if you have had the pleasure of watching Coach Trip on C4 which is so truly dreadful it has an odd attraction. The 'great thing' is that you can join next series.

It does have one good thing an Irish chap called Winter who looks pretty in and out of clothes. In the episode I videoed Winter went all shirtless Gladiator at some French amphitheatre. Fortunately I could fast forward through the others on the show. They did go to some olive grove where there was a Jake Gyllenhaal clone.

The non Coach Trip section now with Third Watch's Jason Wiles shirtless, Battlestar Galactia's Jamie Bamber, Roswell's Nick Wechsler, and finally Danish badminton star Peter Gabe in his kit.

No more underwear

As Blogger went pants this is yesterday's post. If I have time more tonight.

So much for socialism.

Nudity is art apparently so let's hope some actors get artistic.

Brad informs me that Nick Beyeler's site has update. More hairy goodness then.

Manly (bah boom) rugby players Shane Dunley, Brett Stewart, and Michael Witt, and AFL gangbang and suggestion for the night, and Matt Lloyd.

Canadian diver Alexandre Despatie in a shirtless state.

German Big Brother winner Sascha Sirtl in the bath, in shorts, and caged.

Finnish athlete Markus Poyhonen shirtless.

Ex AFLer now model Luke Spears shirtless more than once but thrice.

Enjoy.

Couch Trips

Well today we had our 400,000th visitor, and the blog is averaging around 2,700 visitors a day. Thanks go to our top five referrals (and to the other ones)in order:

Dreamcaps
Lowculture
Boi from Troy
Bent
Towleroad

Very nearly on the list were Honeytom, Trent and Campfire.

Via Jared comes a promo picture from the new Warner Bros show Living With Fran featuring Ryan McPartlin shirtless.

US swimmer Scott Tucker looking all hairy and speedo...tenting.

AFLers Stuart Maxfield in speedo and Chris Tarrant (not that one) assumes the position.

Tom Gaynor naked but hands covering things so you don't need a warning.

Cappage Brendan Fletcher and Jesse Hutch in Freddy Vs. Jason and Eric Bana in the Hulk shirtless in magically expanding and shrinking shorts.

Simon Thomas in a speedo

It has been suggested that when I get an iPod then I keep the link running and give away any other ipods in contests or the like. I think it isn't a bad idea. Anyone have any thoughts on it?

Help get rid of Tony Blair.

Philip Oliver's speedos come off underwater but the camera is too far away whilst Ian Thorpe proves big feet don't always mean big filling.

German Big Brother winner Sascha Sirtl in the shower which means he isn't dressed in a three piece suit with a nice lilac shirt. I'll be posting more of Sascha later on this week because I'm such a tease.

Joseph Sayer wearing only a monkey and a hat.

Hairy chested blond fluff model Nicholas Cobb shirtless. Not to upset people but he is from Australia.

Night all.

Evening All

The UN Human Rights Commission includes China, Cuba, Eritrea, Saudi Arabia, Sudan and Zimbabwe [via Tim Blair].

I've got some new links to go up and some to remove (Shirtless AFL seems to sadly have left the building) so if you have any suggestions of other sites please Email me.

Here's some caps from David DeCoteau Ring of Darkness which stars, he once had a career, Jeremy 'Baywatch' Jackson. Shirtless bits of blond fluff...what a horrid thing to have to look at.

Days star Jason Cook, before his hair was 'too long', wandering around shirtless in shorts, because he can wander around shirtless in shorts but now with other people which he does again. More pictures of Tom Gaynor wandering (OK standing with his zip undone)around in shorts...spotting a pattern yet? Well as a clue here's alleged model Andrew Aponick in shorts.

Buff shirtless firefighters from which Bill has picked three Andy Finseth, Brandon Asher and Fred Work. The University of Wisconsin Water Polo Squad includes John Stamos (not this John Stamos), Colin Hoff and Brian Kiesow.

To end today's AFL player shirtless is...drum roll please...Cameron Bruce.

Topical

For some odd reason I'm not overly upset the Pope is dead.

Help get Bill a free iPod (and once I've got mine I'll put up other people's codes so more people can get them).

Australian (yes that country again) surfing totty Trent Munro hairy above and below the water.

Some models from Miami including the Wood Twins Justin and Ryan (I might have got them mixed up or it's the same one), Tom Gaynor (more of him later) and these muscled bits of buff fluff.

As Bill likes Tom Gaynor (who strips in Philly with Billy) in speedos more than once. I'm sure this is just another of Bill's odd tastes for muscled blond bits of fluff.

Two things I never knew Dan Cryer (ex Hollyoaks) went to Princeton. So much for the blond muscled boys being thick stereotype.

Bill would like to...

...buy a good lightweight scanner (not to expensive) that he could move around with his laptop and scan in things he can't take out of libraries.

...Trent Croad covered in whipped cream on his bed.

If you can help on either of these topics please use the comments.

I hate April Fools

Yesterday was April Fools, the day when nobody believes a word anyone's says, a bit like a Blair press conference. The best fool I've found was Trent's I'm getting sued by Getty Images (who I'm sure are really nice people who would sue nobody). He had me until the last three and a half lines.

'Labour has harmed interest rates' The wacky things the BBC says in their news reports.

Here's a toy to help you (if you are into that sort of thing) the results of the next election in the UK.

Charmed actor Drew Fuller shaves...where I won't comment (lick maybe but not comment).

The rather popular (mainly because he got his clothes off and showed his bits on film (that kind of garners popularity)) Noah Frank shirtless again.

Just to prove I'm not unwilling to do requests here is English rugby player Lewis Moody shirtless. I don't get the attraction and that's nothing to do with not liking rugby players alone (I want) or in a group.

And as an ending bit actor Hamilton von Watts, British golfer James Heath and three waterpoloers.