Fernando Torres:

Again

Not to be repetitive (well more than usual) but if you want to join the Yahoo Group you need to put your age (over 18 of course) as Yahoo have an annoying habit of deleting groups that let people under 18 in or people without their age in the profile. I know it's a pain and I promise you I would much rather be imagining that the shirtless chap I saw frolicing (imagine khaki shorts + no underwear + leaning over a lot to pick up the ball he was playing with (and I only went to get some milk)) in an Oxford park was Jason Cook and didn't just look like him.

David says that 'people who haven't used their Yahoo ident's in a while have had their "Age" display turned off' which is a good point. I love helpful people.

More Santiago Cabrera from Empire but this time in a bath rather than a bed. Sadly he was all coy. This episode also starred Chris Egan who was in Australian soap Home and Away (but still looks 12). Though it is claimed that Chris' and Santiago's characters got jiggy in real life this being an American production missed it out.

Clay a man of impeccable taste sent me this picture of a mostly shirtless Kevin Zegers.

From the latest Herbal Essences shampoo ad [watch it here] comes this bit of cute fluff who apparently has a loincloth. He looks vaguely familiar or it could just be as Ken suggests he thinks he's Orlando Bloom (well Pirates of the Caribbean Orlando).

Some kind person sent me this picture of the New Zealand water polo team to complement those I was sent before but being the blond person I am I've lost the Email (which is hard when Gmail has a search function). Thanks to that person anyways.

Finally Ex VJ and now kid's show actor Nick Zano looking silly and looking lickable (and shirtless).

Age


A rather odd thing is happening at the new Yahoo Group everyone with their age in their Yahoo Profile is getting in, and those who don't have one aren't. I wonder why that is...

As the stuff in the group is adult in nature I want you to be an adult and I have to comply with Yahoo's rules. It would be a lot easier just to let everyone in but it would be pointless having the group deleted by Yahoo just to make things easy.

Also with hundreds of approvals to get through I may make mistakes so resend the application to join.

Katrina

Like Scott I'd urge people to help by donating to the American Red Cross to help those suffering in Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama, and Florida.

Dong, a currency, a Vietnamese currency...

I have always had a rule that nudity is allowed here but nothing sexual. So in order for people to get to see the naughty stuff I've set up a Yahoo Group. Now don't expect this to be full of porn (as you can easily find that for yourselves) but it will be stuff like Kevin Mc[add description of large penis of your choice]. Joining is by approval so please make sure you are over 18 AND IT SAYS THAT IN YOUR YAHOO PROFILE.

Farkable? Him or him or him or him or him?

I start with caps from the first episode of the miniseries Empire featuring cute but can't act Chilean Santiago Cabrera who played Octavian and getting his name right was about as far they got with historical accuracy. We did get to see young Santiago (a Chilean diplomat's son named after the capital of Chile) wearing very little showing off his hairy chest (if you like that sort of thing) and trying so hard to play the spoilt rich kid who becomes 'saviour of Rome' (not that Octavian was like that). Fortunately you could just concentrate on his visuals.

I love it when totty comes with instructions.

AFLer Andrew Welsh who apparently looks 'really hot' in that photo.

Tim Tebow who is apparently only 17.

Boating

Reuters claim 'New Orleans rocked by Hurricane Katrina' but how wind rocks a city is not explained. Earthquakes rock cities, so do explosions, so does Michael Moore but wind, rain and floods don't. And enough of the 'see New Orleans by glass bottomed boat' jokes.

You can swear at school but only five times a lesson.

Filesharing has moved from BitTorrent to eDonkey in response to legal action against 'piracy'. Well who'd have thought that would happen?

Following a push in the right direction by Jon here is Argentinean footballer Pablo Aimar shirtless with the ubiquitous ball at groin level, all plugged in, looking young and in an interesting position.

Actor/dancer/choreographer/comedian/modest chap Robert Hoffman [his site] dropping the soap, and orange.

Finally actor/model Ward Horton [his site] who was on a CSI SVU episode as a serial rapist and murderer's boyfriend which didn't stop them having long, long, long, lingering oh so lingering shots of his chest and him in only a towel, only a towel and when he finally did go get into some clothes the scene ended quickly. It was kind of like a Brechi post.

Naughty Names

'Boyo' is apparently racist. I do love it went people confuse nationality with race.

Bill is the product of here and here on his father's side and here and here on his mother's.

It's been suggested Tottyland should embrace Google Talk. Strangely I don't think me describing the pictures will replace pictures.

'My name is Michael Vocino and I like dick', Political Philosophy at the University of Rhode Island.

People are again hotlinking and proving they are unable to use ImageShack themselves. So basically they are stupid and spoiling things for everyone who comes here.

Adverts can be a source of totty like this Dell chap (not the druggie one) and this chap from an Archers ad.

Lost's Ian Somerhalder shirtless.

The totty of New Zealand's water polo team in their black speedos (occasionally they're starry or like the Bahrain flag (the speedos that is)) doing the haka in speedos and clothed (which was so effective when the British arrived in New Zealand). Basically lots of totty in speedos (though I like the chap on the left).

Sam Huntington on CSI Miami.

Cameron Bancroft shirtless.

US Survivor Palau's Jeff Wilson gets crabby.

Finally English cricketer Kevin Pieterson.

Ape Man

The human cage at London Zoo:



Yummy show off and you get to see his nipples this time.

Fate very much being tempted.

New linkage with the far too cute Wannabeleader, the Aquarius Trunkguy's blog, and Sodomy Creek which is not the new Stephen King book.

What's in a name? American actor Steven Strait in his pants, his jeans, boxing, in a montage, on the beach, but always shirtless.

Canadian David DeCoteau epic actor Sebastian Gacki shirtless but not in the epic.

Rick Avery from American pop punk band Never Heard Of It as near as I can find shirtless or in a whatever it's called.

Wet Australian rugby players.

American model Greg McAuley is pretty.

Port Adelaide AFLer Stuart Dew shirtless on and on the field.

Finally the positions Nick Beyeler can get into.

Lost:

1,000,000

Well Tottyland has reached one million unique visits with five and a half million page views.

I won't list all those who deserve thanks directly and indirectly as I'm bound to miss people, but thanks to those who have sent stuff or links to stuff, who have advertised here, have linked to me and generally helped things along. You know who you are (which helps when you are signing cheques).

Here's to the next million or five.

Geographic

Places that probably are nowhere as good as they sound, a small town on the Austria-Germany border, a village on the other side of the border (here's a view of it), a town in the centre of India and a small hamlet in the Shetlands [Thanks to Ward].

The requests section:

Jesse Hutch in the yellow top he was wearing on Smallville.
Mark from V groping though I still prefer Kevin.
Logan Marshall Green as the neoNazi record producer on Law and Order(you even get a signing guy for free).

Trent Croad and another cute AFLer Jed Adcock. You can imagine all the wags at school having fun with Jed's surname.

Danny Dyer seems to be showing off his talents in British gangster flick The Business. So now from watching British films we Brits are a mix of gangsters, Dick van Dyke cockneys, polite posh people, and yokels with bad teeth.

Via Jon comes French footballer Julien Cardy.

Canadian Junkyard Wars (the US version of Scrapheap Challenge)presenter Tyler Harcott in his swimming trunks being 'rescued' in a Baywatch skit but this is as much as you see of Tyler's front.

Finally random cute chaps on beach.

Brotherhood 4: The Complex

Three Way

Proceed at your own risk with the Karsner Triplets and the new hockey uniform (well one can hope).

Gavin Henson is looking sadly in a very straight way.

As I haven't covered boybanders that recently here are Blue behinds Duncan James and Lee Ryan (now you know where they talk from), and a shirtless public school McFluffer Harry Judd showing off his talent.

Blocky model Kristofer Andersen who I assume comes from somewhere Viking.

AussieBum sell sportswear mainly by having models wear very little of their clothes and Australian sports 'stars' like paddle boarder Jamie Mitchell, Sydney University's water polo team, and AFLer David Spriggs.

Actor and martial artist Daniel Wu shirtless in a montage way but appalling taste in sweaters.

Finally Bill star Ciaran Griffiths.

As bent as hell

HellBent is a gay horror film (see the pun yet?) with 'a clever and sexy gay twist' whatever that means.




More importantly it features a lot of totty including ex US soap star Dylan Fergus, I was on Sabrina the Teenaged Franchise Bryan Kirkwood, B movie actor Andrew Levitas and actor dash model Matt Phillips. Now regular readers may know I have a thing for Andrew and the cast is pretty in a pouty way and some of them get tied up (which I do get requests for) so I may be biased but it looks like a reasonable way to spend a wet afternoon.





It opens in cinemas (which is a lot further than any David DeCoteau epic has got) in the US on September 16 if you're interested.

UPDATE:

His Boiness has six pairs of tickets for the film to give away. Good luck.

Pool Ball Boys

Australian rugby players seem to need to 'recover' in swimming pools so here are some of the Brisbane Broncos and Wests Tigers in and out of the pool. Two bit of Australian rugby totty are Pat Richards and Liam Fulton swimming.

Some chap who played Alexander the 'great' on the Discovery Channel.

Any guesses why I would put this picture of Tim Benjamin up?

Via another Bill comes Juris Kupris is a personal trainer [his site] who takes 'personal training to extremes' who sadly doesn't mean he'll do night training.

Finally AFLer Jason Gram

Joe Scheibelhut:







[from here]

Ranking

Now 79

Dogwatch:



American sports totty and Chris Rix and his shirt phobia.

Having watched a few minutes of Britney and Kevin, something as welcome as syphilis, I wondered how desperate TV execs are and their going to breed (Britney and Kevin that is). Shockingly they are not as annoying as other space wasters Paris Latsis, George Michael, and the whole of Beijing.

Pop stars on the forthcoming Live 8 DVD will have their performances 'improved' with computer trickery and not just the truly dire Pete Doherty.

Via Jon, where all the vowels went Finish javelin thrower Harri Haatainen is packing and shirtless.

Western Bulldog Aussie Rules players Daniel Giansiracusa, Scott West and Lindsay Gilbee having a cuddle in speedos [via Kenton], and Hawthorn Hawk Zac Dawson showing some leg.

Australian rugby player Jono West doing his bit for shirtless modeling.

The nearest I've found of Junior Mythbuster Tory Belleci [fan site] shirtless.

Models Murrey McKee (shirtless) and Bruce Brenon.

Basketballer (previously seen here shirtless) David Lee in his kit and with his ball.

Out

Deep Evil is a straight to TV Resident Evil clone but it does star Adam Harrington, Jim Thorburn and Will Sanderson. Sadly Adam, Jim and Will spent most of the film in overalls.

CSI Miami newbie Jonathan Togo in his police uniform if you are into uniforms (being out of them is fun but apparently illegal in public). He does though look better in the uniform than out of it (though it might just be a pants cap).

Those great minds of our time the Chippendales showing off their talents (and when those shorts come off more of them).

By an old request that I finally was able to cap, 'Derek' from the Specsavers advert.

Finally some Sydney Swans a'swimming and walking in their swimming trunks.

Justinian

Remember you can advertise to five to six thousand people a day on this blog and help keep this blog going. You can also send pictures and links to me.

I'm testing a two week length front page instead of the usual month long one to help speed uploads for those bandwidthly challenged. Any thoughts?

Vote Justin.

Jude Law naked...can't see why the attraction.

The stripper from today's Hollyoaks:





These are apparently Australia's most eligible bachelors which is untrue as unless all the totty on the beaches are married (which is unlikely). I must admit though MTV VJ Jason Dundas and Home and Away's Chris Hemsworth aren't bad (and nor is Ryan O'Keefe) but the lack of Trent makes the list flawed.

Models in their pants wrestling and standing around, as they do.

The tiny American gymnast Jonathan Horton practicing for his next night out starts the gymnastic section which continues with Army gymnasts showing off their pits more than once, again, showing off their nipples (ummm nipples) and celebrating [cheers StrawBleu].

College wrestler Cael Sanderson bulging.

Guests of...Christy Carlson Romano, twice and Andy Dick.

Models Ross Parkes in his pants and Patrick Riley clothed.

Finally a random cute Mike Vogel.

Steve Sandvoss:

The White Stuff

US Big Brother 6's Beau is apparently a 'F*cking Cokehead'. He better get some Euros and visit the Po River.

An interesting way to advertise toilet paper.

The Neighbours totty you find on Wikipedia more than once.

American college basketballer Aaron Doornekamp is actually quite cute but that's the best picture I can find without a watermark over his face.

German golfer Bernhard Neumann.

Pierre Bouvier and Sebastien Lefebvre of Simple Plan run hand in hand down the beach (then stop jump back and distort the picture).

Finally today's random cute bit of muscled fluff.

Some swimwear model: