What's in a name? That which Bill calls a speedo By any other word would bulge as sweet

Apparently they aren't red speedos but red Nike bikinis, my naughty. How bad of me for being more interested in their contents.

Getting athletes to wear tight armless tops which are short enough to show off the wearer's treasure/happy trail/line and tight black speedos is a probably one of those serendipitous straight ideas, but here is Shannon Eckstein and Zane Holmes explaining why it is a good one.

US actor Jeff Hephner won't take his top off (well not that I've found a picture of) but does like to tease us with glimpses.

American footballer (someone who is American who plays a game during which they kick the ball not pick it up and run with it) Taylor Twellman doesn't take his top off when he scores goals (amateur) but does seem to have a goalpost in his shorts.

By request American actor and twin of Denny, Bryan Kirkwood (who was in horror movie with a 'sexy gay twist' Hellbent) minus his top. Also by request US actor Philip van Dyke (no relation) working shirtlessly.

Finally another American actor, Ryan Hurst gets painted.

Stanford Men’s Swimming

(click to enlarge)

From here where you can also find a screensaver full of red speedo clad Californian tottiness.

Penility

Channel 4, the place hacks go if they find the BBC too right wing, is showing three programmes 'studying all things penile'. Simply it's a chance to show loads of male members without it being classed as porn.

New Zealand rugby player Andrew Ellis, and Australian rugby player playing in New Zealand Grant Rovelli (not Karl's Italian cousin) training shirtless with two other chaps.

Rick di Pietrio is a cute American ice hockey player who like most ice hockey players uses playing on ice far too much as an excuse to stay clothed.

I'm not sure (though someone is bound to tell me) how running around in shallow waters in your swimming trunks holding balls of many colours is supposed to help Carlton AFL team win matches. What I do know (now that is) is that they make pink buoys, which will generate no end of puns an innuendo.

Not really my type but I do get the occasion request for British boxer Amir Khan
in his 'kit' which is really being out of it.

Australian runners Matthew Brown and James Dolphin run in those shorts...you know the ones that...

Finally Australia long jumper Christopher Noffke, who has the pseudo perm which has become so popular with the young in the colonies, pulling faces as he lands.

McFluff

Circles

Kiwi actor Dean O'Gorman has played gay and was in Shortland Street with Martin Henderson who wandered around and stayed still in speedos in Sweat which also featured Heath Ledger who played gay (for the first time).

Borrowed from Telespy here is Shipwrecked's Crawford Anderson salutes the flag.

Model Lucas Kerr shirtless and after having fun on the beach, possibly.

Finally from Bri comes Canadian figure skater Jeff Buttle saluting and moving.

Outing

Sometimes there are people you just wish were straight, please take heed Sir Cliff.

Andy Roddick goes smooth as does Feliciano Lopez.

There you are lying in a bath, alone apart from a camera crew, with only your jeans on singing away and then some female comes to spoil things then you'd be US boybander Jay Khan and a thank you to Norio for sending these pictures to me.

I know Brian Joubert is an ice skater but does he have to dress so camply?

From Fred comes Norse totty Sverre Magnus minus his shirt.

With thanks to Yani and David but from here comes Brisbane Lion AFLer Jonathan Brown in a 'skin', in another one and shirtless.

And finally today's random cute chap.

Naughty Theirry

Theirry Pepin, actor, model and gay porn star, is seemingly threatening bloggers who mention that he amongst other things gave another man a blow job on film. Now I have no desire to damage Theirry's non gay porn career (in fact he can take his top off as much as he likes (and in Danny in the Sky a lot more) but threatening people is not the way to go about things. You can find naked (and more explicit) pictures of Theirry by doing a Google Image Search with the kiddie protection off (Bill takes no responsibility for what Google has on it's servers (naughty people)) so why be so heavy handed towards people? Most bloggers I've had contact with will happily remove pictures if people ask nicely and have a good reason (that's my policy here) so threatening people with lawyers seems a little counter productive to me. What is more counter productive is creating an issue that people can comment on.

Jensen Ackles in a shower, I wonder if he'll drop the soap?

My dad (and grandfather) was an actor so I want to be one too, Tam Williams had a short career in which he had arguments shirtlessly with Paul Bethany (possibly Paul trying to suggest Wimbeldon wasn't that bad really, honest) and tried the final fling of attention grabbing celebs (apart from Celebrity Big Brother (I always thought the 'celebs' on it were prats and now there is proof)) getting your kit off totally.

Stephen Gately's 'guest' is apparently called Andrew.

Finally Anglo American actor Trent Ford was in the West Wing, Smallville and Gosford Park He has thus felt the need to have some shirtless pictures taken of him.

Justin Colishaw

With thanks to:

Duality

Tom Ellis is both a British actor (via Mark) and an American triathlete. Well they have the same name.

Dale Anderson plays for not so giant killers Burton Albion (why Clough is a dragon, magic or otherwise, escapes me) but got to walk around with an odd bulge in his trousers on TV so things aren't all bad.

The Richmond Tigers [there site] standing around in tight wetsuit bottoms (or something of that ilk).

Kiwi runner Chris Donaldson 'modeling his new kit'.

Requests Australian rugby player Billy Slater, and 'Michael O'Kane' who might be this chap.

Finally and amazingly Leo and Greg Mansell sons of racing driver and professional Brumie Nigel Mansell. Greg on his own.

Pot Luck

Alpha male, wanting to be Mr Sloane, hairy today, Leandro Becker moves, silly uniformed totty, and moving speedos.

For those who ask for treasure trails (or whatever you want to call them) here is American tennis player Robby Ginepri showing off his straight on and from the side though it is more a treasure highway.

AFLer Brodie Holland in red speedos with others.

Australian Tennis player Nathan Healey may not have an ex soap star (female) on his arm but plainly reads Hemmingway.

Alex Bruszt is a surfer, footballer, and snowboarder or simply unemployed but also shirtless, Jay Khan is a US boybander, Australian model Jonothan Bosworth and Brisbane rugby player Brett Seymour.

Finally from Jan comes today's random cute chap.

Michael Sullivan

Australian rugby player Michael Sullivan (hence the title) who plays for the UK team the Warrington Wolves. The above (that I thought would go together better) is from a Cleo photospread he did. Also in that spread you got to see him naked in the shower (but only from behind). He also did some bachelors with their kits off spread for them too.

Some of these pictures came from here.

I find it relaxing

American college gymnast Adam Pummer does the splits or something like it, US divers the Dumais brothers Justin and Troy midair in speedos, and Aussie Rules player Daniel Cross trying to look hard.

West Coast AFL players Ben Cousins, and Michael Gardiner.

Ice skaters, Czech Tomas Verner [his site], Swede Filip Stiller [his site] and Scot John Kerr [his site] who models and goes for a swim.

Finally does anyone have an idea what is going on here?

Tight Shorts

Good things do come out of Belgium like cyclist Tom Boonen [his site] who has the same 'problem' that Aussie sprinter Matt Shirvington and American wrestler Tommy Rowlands have with those lycra shorts they wear. Now this may be just one big illusion that would make a South Korean (it's not my research so don't moan) look big but I'll suspend my disbelief for now.

Tom also likes to lie in shallow water wearing pretty naff shorts which is probably the result of how much concentration the blond bit of fluff has to use to walk in it.

Anyhows this post came into existence because Caleb thought this picture of Tom looked sexy, me I think this one looks better.

You can find more pictures of Tom on Bentblog.

From France to Italy

The Italian Rugby Team do a Dieux du Stade on video.

Australian blond fluff tennis player Nathan Healey gets too excited possibly.

Sydney Roosters rugby team only in red speedos.

New Zealand rugby players Ali Williams, Greg Rawlinson, and Craig McGrath.

And finally some butch actor the History Channel to play a gladiator in a show on vice in ancient Rome. This only involved him standing around looking buff though.

The Hills are alive with Totty

The best views in Switzerland.

US basketballer Nick Canermedley looking cute.

Borrowed from Dreamcaps comes Model and fitness instructor David Rich getting naked.

Borrowed (from Telespy) for Dreamcaps (so I might as well post them here too) model slash presenter slash reality star slash Giles Vickery Jones does a strip, shows his behind, and in a foursome.

German gymnast Andreas Wecker might not be the greatest looker but he does fill his gym trouser thingys.

From Jon comes Greek singer Sakis Rouvas.

Finally today's random cute bit of blond fluff.

Hanging Out

Offers, offers...but of course you can boys, 24 (now there's a show that has jumped the shark, got out of the water, packed up the skis and gone home) becomes more appealing, metro or... , cute Republicans (by another one) and Patrick.

Kaiserslautern footballers Jon Inge Hoiland, Mathieu Beda and Daniel Halfar.

From Telespy comes more pictures of the limited totty on C4's Shipwrecked including John shirtless and in his speedos, Crawford shirtless singly and shirtless in a montage and Chris.

Deutschland sucht den Superstar (Germany searches for a superstar) performers Tobias Regner [fansite] and Daniel Munoz.

Finally judo players or whatever you call them, Austria's and the Austrian military's Ludwig Paischer vaguely shirtless, and Britain's Craig Fallon shirtless in the pool who has a good body and oddly sited tattoo. As you may have noticed from the rather unsubtle tags that some of these come from here.

Paul Walker

He gets bigger when you click on him.

Down There

The French are (have) bigger dicks than the rest of us. I do though feel sorry for the Indians and South Koreans.

Some student called is cloning the Million Dollar Homepage Daniel is selling ten thousand 100 pixels bits of a picture of him in his 'full-frontal, butt-naked glory'. So if you want to see him naked wait a bit for other people to pay.

Newcastle (New South Wales Newcastle not the one up North) Jets footballer Labinot Haliti got told off and a yellow card for taking his top off on the pitch. If cute players can't show some flesh why would anyone want to watch football?

I have had a request to post some pictures of Nate Richert's hairy chest. As I think Nate is rather cute I had a look and was surprised the lengths they went to to cover it up unless of course I'm the only person on the planet who doesn't shampoo his chest.

Finally New Zealand rugby players who train not only for the game but the dressing room after it and this is Cory Hutchings who is from New Zealand and plays rugby so fits in here.

Beau Brady

Names

Go see Brian, Sidney, Mark, and Mike.

Ballplayers, German footballer Tim Borowski, Australian rugby player Shaun Berrigan mostly shirtless and something odd happening in the training room.

Channel 4's Shipwrecked is typical brainless 'reality' TV but the visuals including Crawford Anderson, John Melvin, and Chris Brain make it worth a watch but definitely with the volume well down.

The very pretty American actor Elias McConnell can do sweet and innocent and downright sexy.

Italian gymnast with a Russian first name Igor Cassina is cute and can get into positions like this which could make things fun.

Finally the Nunawading swimming relay team.

Joey O

With thanks to:

Useless Idiot

Tony Blair's pet Muslim Sir Iqbal Sacranie is being investigated by the police over remarks he made on the BBC Radio 4's PM programme. Civil partnerships are apparently 'harmful', and that homosexuality 'is a practice that in terms of health, in terms of the moral issues that comes along in a society...it is not acceptable'.

I wonder what the chances are of the Muslim Council of Britain sacking the bigot?

Anyway to upset Iqbal even more here's Aussie Rules player Nathan Brown (who I'd be happy to be 'unacceptable' with (nightly)) in tight black shorts.

After Tim Henman yesterday here's more of Andy Roddick in all his glory (well he's still wearing shorts). Many of you in Australia (and elsewhere) sent me pictures of Andy's armpits (which are very popular is you go by the Emails I got on them) and after a bit of random choosing Terence's blog gets the link. Thanks though to all the others.

Staying on tennis theme and to please Roy here's Robby Ginepri's treasure trail (aka 'happy trail).

Christian Bitz [his site] who I think is some sort of TV presenter somewhere where they say things like 'Vi udsaettes konstant for hvad der er sundt og usundt' (oddly cookery comes to mind) who also likes to get photographed scary stare, watering his 'happy trail', in a mirror, in profile, and polishing his bits.

Finally random cute Josh Casaubon who apparently is a soap star somewhere probably the US.

Wesley B

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Throwing Things

The students do this sort of thing in the University Parks when it gets warmer. It's one of the few sports I like to watch.

More from Fred including Norwegian footballer Erik Nevland not wearing anything, ice skater Slavomir Chmura undressed, model Michiel not exactly dressed, and students Jan, Ernesto, and Sytze from the Studenten Puur calendar.

From Toby comes AFLers Daniel Kerr and Chris Judd in the shallows and from Mark comes a bigger scan of the League of their own backplate.

Finally though Tim Henman does the oddest thing with his teeth when he's playing tennis the fact that he does it without his top on lets him off slightly, not winning doesn't.

Young Mr Roddick

Small and Blond

Model Joseph Sayers more or less shirtless and in speedos (having something odd done to him).

Australian rugby player David Popcock has a fun name.

German actor Fabian Busch minus his shirt.

From Fred comes handballer Kristian Kjelling looking rather cute and shirtless. As I can't think of anything else to say he's cute and shirtless and shirtless and cute and he's mine. Here's another handballer called HÃ¥vard Tvedten.

Somebody asked for website chappy Alex Tew, why escapes me.

And finally any guesses what is going on here?

X, Y, or Z naked

For some reason I'm getting a lot of people coming here from a Google search for 'Ben Fogle naked' and 'Steve Jones shirtless' which I suppose is better than 'George Galloway naked' (yes you will have to wash your minds out with soap).

These may not be the greatest caps of T4's Steve Jones frolicking in some water with a large clam. I'm sure there's some great pun involving hairy Welshmen and clams but I can't think of it.

For no other reason than I like posting shirtless pictures of him here's Steve Sandvoss [fixed no thanks to a hotlinker].

David kindly found these pictures of ice hockey player, Brad Richards minus his shirt (I'm sure someone could have found a better bowl) though not always from nearby.

And finally some Australian totty, boxer Wayne Parsons from below, AFLer Chris Tarrant from the side, and rugby player Chad Randall.

Egos at Dawn

It is a sad, sad thing when this chap (from some band nobody has heard of) is the cutest on 'Celebrity' Big Brother.

Pointless fact of today, one cat called Tibbles wiped out a whole species of wren.

Canadian Brad Richards plays ice hockey which probably explains why I can find any pictures of him sans his top (or bottoms).

Scott Caan and Paul Walker spend most of their time in the epic Into the Blue in swimming trunks. This is good as neither Paul or Scott can actually act but at least in Paul's case he's only there to look pretty.

Jan thinks people might like this picture of Australian athlete Craig Motrom.

Why one wonders if Madonna gets Daniel Campos dressed up in silly costumes like this and this when he looks fine like this and this. Borrowed in part from here.

Canadian kid's show totty Daniel Clark looking cute.

Finally today's random cute chap who decided to take his top off at a concert in the colonies.

iTotty

We all knew it would happen (and it's name would begin with 'i') so here is a sex toy add on for your iPod. Old fashioned that I am a human being has always been the best source of 'sensitive stimulation' for me but each to their own. I mean I don't get it why this chap got so much cash for such a pants idea (a bit like Microsoft and Windows and AOL and everything they touch). He (who is apparently 'cute') even has a fanclub (people really, really need lives). We have to be nice though as he comes from Wiltshire.

Do I sound bitter? Old speckled hen...now I do.

As requested by a number of people (though done through a portable aerial hence the multicolour'ed snow) is Robert Shannon doing his gladiator bit in Colosseum - A Gladiator's Story in which he wandered around in armour and out of it, took a bath and at every possible moment showed off his armpits with amour on and with it off. Most of the time Robert stayed silent which was good as when he did open his mouth his voice really ruined the butch personna he had created just by being, well butch.

Jake Gyllenhaal in a posing pouch sadly covered by a rifle, though it does give scope for 'Is that an AK47 in your pouch...' jokes. You can find more Jarhead photos at I heart Jake.

Ashley Harrison (on right (the chap on the left is Andrew Welsh who I thought people might like so I didn't crop him out and has anyone noticed sometimes there is more between brackets than not between them?)) is an Australian rugby player who had to do a photoshoot which involved showing off his six or possibly eight pack, playing with tools he has no idea how to use, getting painted and giving me ideas (I wonder what he's actually doing).

Finally random cute DVD cover boy.

Elsewhere

As ImageShack is down for maintenance so I get to do a digest of what's good on some of my links: Made In Brazil has Fotolog Of The Year and though I'm not overly impressed by the winner (a matter of taste no doubt) go have a look, Lyte Funky One Rich Cronin (the blond goodlooking one rather than the other ugly ones) goes solo, Scott gets older (as does Toby), Beckham cheats again, and footballers and their holy pants.

And go nominate me for a Bloggie (or six).

Finally someone wanted to know more about Tom the model so here's his MySpace.

Hot in Heat

Rafael Verga is apparently The Hottest Brazilian Guy of 2005 with Ale Marchi behind him (ba boom) whilst elsewhere it's Bruno Gagliasso. I've always preferred Brian Joubert. OK he's not Brazilian (but nor is Rusty Joiner) but I still prefer him.

As this post is mostly about models and mostly borrowed from here.

There is Tom who was sent in as a reader's cute boy locally and decided to try modeling though he has to work on his poses.

Jean Pelsner wanted to become a model and to get noticed got his kit off which considering his choice in shorts was probably a good thing (not of course that getting naked is a bad thing unless it's on the number 34 bus).

Mark Hogarth is shirtless as is Daniel Martin (who needs to work on the pull down jeans slightly to show pubes bit).

I've never understood the mentality of some fashion houses to dress cute chaps like Andrew Cooper up in anything really but in these cases in a sarong and some green mesh thingy. The sarong look without a top works better but the on the floor thing works best.

Finally today's random cute chap.

League of Their Own

Which you can buy here.

Laboured

To save me having to do it myself Telespy kindly capped Paul Telfer in Hercules. Paul's acting style is look pretty and sound earnest when you say anything. This is good as Paul not wearing a top is a major plot theme of the miniseries. Paul trains, looks thoughtful, lying on the bed, and does dramatic all the time minus a top. He also gets stroked too.

Telespy also kindly sent me these caps of Johnny Messner wandering around shirtless which I'm sure was vital to the plot but gives good visuals. Mark sent me an interview which shows that Johnny is a bit of a prat and thinks Orlando Bloom has a cat, or a 'pussy' as he refers to it. Who said gags don't have their uses?

Finally models Loren shirtless, Ivan Djurovic shirtless, and Chris Dofort slightly shirtless and in one of those top thingys.

Annual Stuff

Welcome to 2006, where Australia is too hot (oh I'm so very upset) , only in America, and another reality 'star' has done porn.

British actor in America (and the new(ish) film Cry Wolf) Julian Morris as near as I can find him to shirtless, lovely quiff too.

Model slash actor Kellan Lutz shirtless.

From RJ unsurprisingly comes an American footballer called Ryan Ellis looking cute clothed, in his uniform, and shirtless with an odd hairstyle.

The shirtless O'Connell brothers Charlie and Jerry who could form most of a good night in, though Charlie has gone to seed a bit from when he looked like this. You can find a Charlie fansite here.

Finally American basketballer Luke Walton in the pool and shirtless.