Morning

I'm on holiday which explains the minor (week) post free period. I'll still be posting stuff but not as much.

I'm in Australia (again) this time via San Francisco.

Two things to remember about San Francisco Airport, one on arrivals Officer Cobb might be the cutest of the Homeland Security people scanning in your fingers and bloodshot eyes but he is also amongst the slowest (and yes that is a gun in his pocket) and two the Duty Free is even worse than Sydney (which is saying something (unless of course naff (modern usage B) gifts are your thing. The lack of earthquakes and strange lefty protests didn't ruin my stay too much mainly because of the quality of people I met there (even the lady in her 40s that spent so long trying to chat me up).

Sydney is the sauna it usually is this time of the year, though the beaches have their attractions.

To Witt

It's always wonderful to use pants puns, but I use them twice. And here's some more...(don't all say 'yah' together)

Witty
To Witt
Wittle
Michael Witt

manly never looked so manly...bah boom (though if you know the origin of the name then it's got added bah boomness).

I want to ride...my bicycle

Ben Bostrom and James Toseland both ride mototbikes hence the title of this post.


Ben
Ben
Ben


James
James

Ronan

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Am I Repeating Myself

I'm planning to do a repeats post every so often in case people missed stuff (and it's easy).

Although Smallville did it's shark jumping early in the second season one benefit it had was the amount of guest star totty it managed to attract and how, like with this chap Geoff Clements, they always seemed to be in places where they needed their tops off.

AFLer David Spriggs.

You might remember Australian teen soap Heartbreak High and one of its stars Rel Hunt.

AFler David Spriggs.

Robert Hoffman, dancer, actor and other things, proving that even when you are painted orange people concentrate on your pants.

AFLer David Spriggs.

Finally Ward Horton, actor and model, staring as bit of fluff in towel to be oggled on Law and Order SVU.

More Myles

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The Classics

She's the Man is the latest teen movie rip off of Shakespere, this time Twelfth Night. Now I wouldn't bother you (or myself) with it unless (shock horror) it didn't feature cute chaps wearing very little, on the poster and on the promo wallpaper.

Visually the film features Channing Tatum and Robert Hoffman who they have splain sent to the nearest sheep station for shearing as nobody in a teen movie is allowed body hair.

There's lots of have former model will get him to run around shirtless, and when you let the poor chap get his top on then make sure it shows off as much as possible but basically this is just another teen movie.

If you are interested or just want to see more of Channing Tatum with his top off you can find the trailer here and for the more techie the iPod video is here.

There He Blows

Some people act gay and some people act gay, and if you can't perceive a difference how is Essex?

So this is Wes Ramsey pretending to give Robert LaCroix suction in the movie Latter Days.

Although Robert is naked and really, really, really, really, really looks like he got into the part
(method acting no doubt) they are still acting.

Dancing Queen

I would never usual recommend you watch a Madonna video but as her new one Sorry seems to feature Cloudy showing off some flesh I think you should.

Chris Carmack was clearly one of the better actors on the the OC and saying so gives me an excuse to link to those pictures of him.

Was someone trying to be funny when they picked Eric Bana to play Bruce Banner in the Hulk?

As it's the Winter Olympics here are ski jumpers Maxime Remy, Alexander Herr, Kai Bracht, Daniel Klausmann, David Lazzaroni, Henning Stensrud, Bjorn Einar Romren again, Anders Bardal, Stefan Pieper,Jorg Ritzerfeld twice, Florentin Durand, and Julian Musiol.

Ho Hum

Let me introduce you to what we call a tosser, a 'person' who by hotlinking photos from this blog stops anyone else looking at them. Please feel free to post stuff you find here elsewhere (though a credit is nice) but don't, don't, don't, don't hotlink.

The ImageShack 'database is undergoing recovery' which means all the stuff I uploaded for today are 'not lost, just out of order'. So instead of looking through pages of pictures here's a repeats post.

As some people have noticed I quite like gymnasts so here's a few, Dan Furney has a boney bum, Sean Townsend has badly dyed hair, Ralph Rosso's name rhymes, and Steve McCain is not amused. As I also like Aussie Rules players here are Jude Bolton, Craig Bolton, Tadhg Kennelly, Darren Jolly and Nic Fosdike.

These were apparently 'the sexiest men of reality TV' which is a bit of a let down. OK Eric whateverheiscalled was cute when he had more hair on his head and less on his chest (get me) but he isn't now.

I get requests for Roger Federer minus his top. Why? US swimmer Ed Moses in a speedo. Why not?

This chap did a Lynx add in which he got shower gel rubbed all over his chest. If Andrew Walker wants me to do that to him I'm sure I can fit him in (and do Carry On level puns). Dan Wells of Lost (the reality show not OTT drama) 'fame' played a lifeguard in an advert too.

Is there a straight way for Chris Evans to hold his banana in place?

I wonder how many teenaged stars have got their kits off in their only movie like Seth Bernard or does being muscled make so so chaps look attractive?

The royal behind is pert by Andrea Casiraghi.

Finally some other day's random cute chap.

Has to have

His Boiness has Olympic totty (of both sexes), Bentblog has them from up North, Halle Berry has luck, Michael has apathy, and Wentworth Miller has even less hair than usual.

From Art comes a bit of blond fluff modeling the German World Cup strip with some bird and some chap with a silly name.

By request here is US actor Mike Vogel looking (in my opinion) cute [credit as per the tag], and US gymnast Raj Bhavsar minus his top.

Finally some more bits of Aussie Rules fluff Brad 'crap haircut' Green, Philip 'can my shorts go any higher' Reed, Jarrad 'grow a proper beard' Rooke, and Brodie 'can't think of anything' Holland.

Outside Eating

Before I go on this post will contain people acting but not actually doing sexual acts on each other and male members. You have been warned (and some of you have got excited).

SilverB our resident superhero (in a totally on Fathers4Justice way...he just likes the lycra) kindly sent me the cut scent from the film Eating Out in which Ryan Carnes (yes 'the gay guy' on Desperate Housewives) does naughty things to Scott Lunsford and himself producing the usual results (Carpet Shampoo 1 Underwear 0).

People might be more interested in the bit towards the end of the scene when Ryan after going down gets up (well his trousers do) after showing off his tackle and chest. Scott too has his tackle on display but things get a bit caught up.

For those who Email me saying that they prefer to imagine what people have in their jeans rather than being shown here's Scott and Ryan shirtless but not naked.

You can download the scene here.

Blond Fluffy

Midnight Lounge has a Man of the Week and so far I think Patrick is the best. Why I would find a cute blond pole vaulter the most attractive is anyone's guess.

Have you noticed how Brokeback Mountain is getting everywhere even into simulations? [via Timmy] How long until we get action figures?

Bode does a Jeremy...just think how you could speed read that.

And is it me (probably) or does Jamie Bell really fail at the biker boy look?

Now for some Aussie Rules players be it the Saint Kilda Saints in Cambridge and Nick Riewoldt plays with his hair. Sydney Swans Nic Fosdike and David Spriggs share a shirtless chat and Jude Bolton has a shirtless run with some other chap.

Finally Brisbane Lion Simon Black, Melbourne Demon Cameron Bruce, Carlton's Kris Massie and Scott Welsh all do it shirtlessly.

Myles

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Eric Winter

CSI tos, today, Channel 5, 9pm

and thanks to whoever it was on Dreamcaps who capped the above.

Chained Male

You look silly in chain mail but you think you are cool when actually you look like an extra in a David DeCoteau epic like this lot

In sport we have, US gymnasts Todd Thorton and the Hamm Twins sporting their medals which must be cold on their bare chests (or perhaps they warmed them up), in footballer there is an excited John Terry and possibly excited Fernando Torres, rugby player Matt Henjak shirtless, swimmers Brett Hawke and Kurtis MacGillivary, and AFLers Trent Croad, Ashley Thornton, and Brendan Fevola running around without his top.

Finally Stargate's Michael Shanks wandering around dressed only in a flag. July the Fourth?

On The Strip

Australian rugby boys strip including Matt Giteau (far right) and Drew Mitchell (second from right) [cheers Mark].

It's a hard life being an Australian sprinter, not only do you have to run fast but you have to try and match Matt Shirvington's lycra filling ability too. Joshua Ross may scrape home when running [cheers Terence] but not in the lycra filling race. Adam Miller may sometimes be often confused with Matt (blond haired Australian runners all look the same) but doesn't quite get there...just.

Australian Rules player Luke Ball shirtless (spot the tan bra on the chap behind him) and bare assed.

Finally nearly college US footballer Zack Frazer in one of those armless sprayed on tops they put on when they play with their balls or standing around.

How Bizarre

Chris Hahn

Dean Gonzalez

Scott Roberts

If you require more evidence you can look here.

Totty must walk, at least, before they dance

Can cute chaps dance? Well not when they are clothed (who knew pulling a rope was a dance move) and not when they are shirtless, pantless and determined that you don't think they are gay (cheers to Rob).

Young but muscled blond fluff and can't act but muscled blond fluff.

Blond fluff Welsh scrum half Dwayne Peel fills his shorts. as seemingly does American tennis player Robby Ginepri.

Blond fluff Australian footballer (not AFLer) Ruden Zadkovich is just another example of the total failure of sportsmen to train without their tops on.

Australian swimmers Ian 'I'm straight really' Thorpe who gets an interesting reaction and Nicholas Ffrost (cheers Terence).

Finally Jeff D'Agostino shows that Americans still use that silent Frisan 's', and that prop departments don't realise that electrical tape glue can become less adhesive in hot weather. You can download a video of taped up Jeff from this webpage.

Cute Kiwis

Lewis

Ash

Ben

These are from New Zealand photographer Gareth Watkins' site on which you can win a copy of his totty filled photobook Street Adonis.

These pictures are shown here with Gareth's kind consent so please don't post them elsewhere without his permission.

Chipmunks

Big Brother Brazil contestants seem to automatically go and do some shirtless modeling the moment they get elimidated. Based on the 'quality' of totty on the British version (yes he was it) we can only hope it doesn't start here.

Down Under his genetic odditiness Ian Thorpe looking hopeful, Australian rugby player Stuart Webb is cute and wears shorts, Saint Kilda AFL player Luke Ball dressed only in black shorts which are going down and John Thornell is an Australian long jumper and runner who along with his teammates like to wear lycra, which is good.

From gay slasher movie Hellbent, Andrew Levitas and Hank Harris both mostly shirtless.

Finally by request Brentford footballer Jay Tabb in his kit.