Get naked, sort of

I have said in the past if you are going to protest do it shirtless and put your cutest at the front. The United Students Against Sweatshops (is US ASS really a good acronym?) decided to protest 'naked' ((which in the lefty lexicon means with clothes on (a bit like their use of 'democratic')) at Berkeley. I'm sure they would get more support if drum guy and 'adopt DSP' (whatever that is (Digital Signal Processing?)) guy had actually got naked. As others have noticed they did keep the plumper protesters fully dressed.

As I was asked to cap Paul Telfer doing his strip [video below] I thought I would post them so you can discuss the lickability of his chest from top to middle to bottom, and then his hardly covered actual bottom. Now some believe he needs to work on it because in comparison with the rest of his naked body but I think they are just being picky. One debate (well 4 emails) is at is this [bits alert]Paul's actual penis in different lights or not?[/bits alert] I'm saying no but Paul still got more of his kit off than the 'naked' protesters.

From comes David comes kayakers (if that's the right word) Sam Oud and Floris Braat naked and no I'm not going to do canoe jokes.

Also from David (busy boy) comes some shirtless unnamed gymnasts who I'm assuming are at college based on things in the backgrounds of pictures of blond fluff, though they could be Australian based on their need to wear black shorts, or perhaps it's just catching. They swing swing, they stand, they pose, and play with themselves quite blatantly.

Finally Hal asked politely for a picture of his favourite AFLer Brent Stanton so here he is.

At the movies

With Powerranger (which Blogger's spell check wants to correct to 'pornographer') porn actors (allegedly), and boybanders being slave and master, you may need to recover and see what's gay at the cinema this year (and no I'm not talking about someone who sues a lot and has a new baby).

Some like, some don't like videos, but even though this isn't a democracy the majority (at present 12 to 1) win and here's some more YouTube videos to enjoy (if you do enjoy them that is): Corey 'nice body, no talent' Sevier shirtless, the main reason I like Andrew Walker, a junior show off, and Brett Harrison in the shower.

Now the pictures...

Kenneth has an obsession developing, no fully developed with the shirtless car washing, the sports playing and the taking photos of the TV of Real_Housewives' Shane Keough.

Some people like Australian rugby player Mark Gasnier and wanted more of him so here's more. There was also a call for more rugby players so here's fellow Australian Matt Cooper all nicely oiled up. As an aside do we really think a straight man designed these rugby training outfits?

Is this proof of size or just the odd way Chelsea and England footballer John Terry's shorts hang? Discuss. 500 words including footnotes and show working.

Here's a selection of AFLers you might not have seen before, Andrew Raines, Jeff White, Cleve Hughes, Brett Delidio and Kayne Pettifer. You will have seen Marc Murphy as he's been on here before.

Finally as I'm British and as is often pointed out we're very different to the Americans, I can't think of a logical reason for having a towel over your shoulders in a shower as American footballer Matt Leinart does in this, borrowed from Dreamcaps, photo.

Jeff

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Moving Pictures

Now to try something that may or may not work, posting a video.

Now below you should be able to see (after pressing play) a video of Paul Telfer playing a stripper on the British TV show 'Mile High' ending in what may (or according to some) be a shot of his penis (with add ons). If it does work thank Timmy for the video, if not blame my lack of techie ability.



Now if it doesn't you can see Paul stripping his stuff here with a version for all those on dial up (or AOL) here.

As I was on YouTube I thought I'd link to some more videos of interest. I wont post them directly as not everyone is on broadband. I found French skater Brian Joubert exercising in his pants, Jared Pader..Padelikiki...Pattercake...Padalecki only in a towel on supernatural, failed boybanders Fource strip (a borrowed Muchy video), Brodie Holland thinks he's Tarzan (also a borrowed Muchy video), Jesse Spencer acts without his top on twice, Steve Sandvoss and Matt Kesslar have fun twice, and American swimmers strip.

Now the static totty.

If you like the armpits of tennis players RJ has them covered (no not literally).

I have no idea (though I could Google him I suppose) who Chris Steward is but he's quite cute even in that jumper.

As this blog features too much 'chicken' and not enough 'beef' or so Emailers tell me here's Australian rugby player Mark Gasnier and his various levels of chest hair. If you don't think I cover specific types you can always send me pictures I can post to correct it.

Surfer Kelly Slater when he was less bald.

Marty sent me some pictures of Spanish gymnasts training for some competing thingy or the like including Ignacio Losantos shirtless, a shirtless Manuel Carballo, Guillermo Perez the same, Arkaitz Garcia alone and with Victor Cano, Miguel Herencias shirtless, and Javier Velazquez Cabrero too clothed.

Finally to continue the gymnastic theme, today's random cute gymnast in interesting position.

Cola Wars

There is one thing you should never do if you are caught doing something naughty and that's try and explain.

Say you are in a boyband and you go to a club, meet a nice guy, adjourn to the toilets, you sit down, he pulls down your trousers then your pants, and gets between your legs his head next to your groin and someone takes a picture. Now the best move is 'no comment' but the fool tries to explain. He claims he drank too much cola, was sick over his T shirt, thus took it off and the picture is of his fellow band member Jay Khan picking him up. Like with people who 'fall' on vacuum attachments all he's done is turn a possible into a probable and keep the story running.

You'd think considering who represents a large part of a boyband's target market coming out wouldn't be that bad a thing.

Andres Williams shirtless in bed on the stage in The Graduate.

British actor/singer Austin Drage [his site] has worked out how to promote himself (and not by having too much cola) by showing off a lot of flesh (more here). He also lets you download some of his songs.

Mr Melissa Joan Hart Lesley Gillian and German handballer Torsten Jansen.

Norio kindly pointed me towards these caps of Christian Coulson lying on a bed shirtlessly [credit] and his own pictures of Christian and his chest hair.

Finally today's random cute guy in tight wet jeans.

Strokes and black shorts

Richard has kindly uploaded on YouTube some scenes from Voodoo Academy in which various actors stroke their naked flesh and being watched stroking their naked flesh. He also has the gymnast who just can't stop playing with himself.

English rugby player Alex Dodge with his brother Ollie and Australian player Peter Hewat following the Australian national tradition of running shirtless in black shorts (but rebelliously with white stripes).

Carwyn Evans beat all these chaps to win a heat of Search For A DNA Model in January and though not Australian did his bit for multiculturalism by only wearing black shorts. You can find more pictures of him here.

Via Dreamcaps comes Ryan Phillipe again training (only in black shorts) so he can get his picture in the papers (cynical aren't I?). Of course he'd prefer if you didn't see this one.

Finally from Jan comes sixteen year old Australian diver Cody Caldwell in black speedos. Jan sees Cody as a new Alexandre Depatie.

What comes around

Harping On

Tyler Harper the Californian student who was banned the right to wear a homophobic Tshirt at school has lost his appeal against the ban. Now my first reaction was to think 'good' but a moment later I wondered (as have others) how this wasn't covered by the First Amendment. Whatever I think of Tyler (sad, probably lonely) and his views (just plain stupid) freedom of speech must cover all views not just the ones we agree with.

British actor Dominic Cooper shirtless in the show Down to Earth in which he waters shirtless as all cute gardeners should [credit].

Paul Licuria, AFL player and man of all seasons, has a thing for training only in his shorts alone of with teammates who stare like Shane Woewodin (go goes the speedo route). He wears a kit with Alan Didak who gets shirtless too. Paul's attachment to his black shorts is remarkable though.

Finally a question. What do you think is the collective noun for random cute guys? A blond fluff? A shower? A should be shirtless? A good night will be had by all?

Threesome

To start the slow process of updating my linkages here's some new places to go. Cisoto Fotonovelas is a blog dedicated to South America TV totty, Male and beautiful features just that, and men behaving badly shows the occasional bit.

Good luck to the people of Darwin and North Australia [via Michael (the link not the storm which I'm sure is somehow Bush's fault)]

Since when did Battlestar Galactica start looking and sounding (Captain's Hand) like a Falcon movie just before the you know what starts?

I can do well when asked for something like US gymnast Paul Hamm shirtless or 'that Todd gymnast' bulging but get nowhere with Welsh actor Huw Rhys or Lithuanian but playing in Germany handballer Martynas Mazeika without their tops on. It wont though stop me posting pictures of them.

Call me obsessive (or just with too much time on my hands) but it's interesting what you see when you look up Billy Slater's shorts.

Some rugby players in tight white pants (I want the blond) do their version of the famous Frost Report sketch [more in case you miss the reference]. What they are comparing I leave up to you.

Ian Somerhalder shirtless on CSI Miami [credit where it's due] and in The Rules of Attraction.

AFLers Luke Vogels auditions for a Trident missile and Jarryd Roughhead ('why mommy did you give me a porn name?') gets his shorts caught on something.

Finally today's random cute blond bloke showing off his armpits.

Better last time?

A request for Paul Tulip from the second series of The Apprentice UK lets me have a bit of a ramble (with visuals) about it. Now the second series of any reality show always in my opinion is worse because the contestants know what is going to happen and are in it more to become 'stars'. Now on the totty front expecting a lot from a give us a job wideboy is silly but when this is the best you know things are bad. Admittedly Syed is not as annoying as Paul from Season One (but then again nor are genital warts) but I wanted to get into Ben from last season's pants while Syed's can stay firmly on.

British actor Shaun Evans played a male prostitute in Murder City and thus got his kit off. This isn't the first time young Shaun has done that and thus he has excellent taste in roles.

By request here's Australian rugby player Tony Grimaldi. Though short shorts can make the mediocre attractive I don't see that happening here. Well at least he's not pictured next to talent like with English rugby players David Doherty (of the Suffolk Dohertys no doubt) and Danny Care.

Alistair Cook cricket prodigy and general bit of fluffness (even in silly kit) needs to go training in a hot country.

Ian Perrie shows off his left one, Cameron Mooney his right, Barnaby French goes for both, and Adam Bentick gets cut off.

Tyler

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In Zane

Alex Zane is the new male host of the only reasonable music show on UK TV Popworld.

US5 are a boyband full of Americans chosen on a German reality show or something like that. You have the cutesy one Richie Stringini (cf Nick Carter) for you to go 'oh bless' at, the older usually shirtless one, Jay Khan (cf Mark Reed) and well he's OK, not brilliant but looks reasonable shirtless one Chris Watrin (cf Kian Egan) then one or more ugly ones.

AFLer Jon Hay in the pool 'recovering'.

On an associated topic wasn't Ashley Parker Angel of O something street, town, village, truncated spur cute once?

The last (for a bit) of Australian modeling types starting with Simon Gowling shirtless and in his pants, moving through Sam Allen, and onto a shirtless Scott McGregor.

Hello Sayers

American Model Joseph Sayers may be naked on his own site and in the past here on my blog but Beautiful has him not wearing any pants and creating interesting outlines. They have more tomorrow. In Australia (yes that place again) other models Michael de Vos outlines, Jonathan (who only needs one name like Barney) is shirtless, and Adam Quigley is shirtless too.

Jan thinks this is clear evidence that Ian Thorpe is straight as no gay man would look that camp. He plainly hasn't been to Brighton in the Summer.

I was asked if I had any caps of Paul Telfer playing a stripper on Mile High and I do as does Rearendz. I still prefer him well forested though.

I must say that the Germans have a fun way of celebrating winning at football (and it doesn't involve invading their neighbours).

As runner Joshua Ross makes it obvious, Sonny Bill Williams hasn't mastered shirts, actor Daniel MacPherson hasn't managed clothes at all (and when he does it's you've guessed it black speedos), while Andrew Sullivan has only managed a towel.

Finally AFLer Ben Johnson shows the dangers of remembering your last 'recovery' session.

In a man down under

Yes I know I'm featuring a lot of Australian and New Zealanders but that's seasonal, it's warm there so the totty sheds clothes. This is a good idea as going here and looking in the 'Wallpapers' section shows.

Jacob Selmes wears silly hats, rock climbs shirtless, and also plays rugby as do the Sydney Convicts (see other people do convict jokes).

Australian model Oscar Peppitt gets separated from his armpit. Let's hope it asks a policeman for help.

Kris Massie, and Simon Goodwin 'recover' from playing Aussie Rules in black speedos. Jarred McVeigh recovers by savaging Paul Williams while on the pitch Heath Black gets excited and the view gets interesting.

Finally it's Trent Robinson, blond fluff AussieBum model (or perhaps he just likes hanging around with other chaps in speedos), shirtless in the undergrowth. Now that would be a David Attenborough special I'd watch, blond fluff in its native Australian habitat.

Rugby Boys

Who says I don't spoil you? Their names (if you care) are in the filenames. If this has wet your appetite then you can buy the calendar those are from here.

Down Under and in

It has been said that I imply that the only thing of value that comes out of Australia is its totty. I'm not sure why exactly that is a bad thing so I Googled Australian inventions and got a rotary clothes line. Any of our Australian visitors do better (or know what's wrong with having the highest totty per capita on the planet)?

The plainly beautiful Oscar Peppitt showing some flesh. Also in the Australian modeling theme are Tom Mitchell, Steve Merrett shirtless, Nicholas Cobb looking blond and hairy, Kenneth Beck is hot and cold, Shad Everett hairier, Sam Mendelsohn shaved, Richard Clifton Smith snarls, and Louis Shearer works on himself.

I have been asked for a shirtless picture of British actor Christian Coulson, but have yet to be successful. To make up for it and because I don't think it's possible to tire looking at him and it here's Paul Telfer's chest.

In mid domestic with an Australian female friend about how odd gay men's taste is I was asked which Sydney Swan I thought was the most attractive. I replied probably Darren Jolly (not the greatest picture) while she liked Jared Crouch. He though based on requests the top four are in order Ben Cousins, Jordan Lewis, Marc Murphy and Trent Croad (though in fairness that might have something to do with me posting a lot of pictures of him). Close runners up are Mark McVeigh, and Heath Black. So perhaps taste just varies.

I finish with something oddly appealing, Shane Rodney's behind. Now that's high culture.

Sayings

'Wayne Rooney is playing today.' 'That's why you came'. The things you hear on the BBC.

Former AFLer and now model Luke Speers was simply far too pretty to risk injury even when he's modeling hideous swimming trunks. Luke, who has been on book covers, is often used as a body model and sometimes they go to extremes not to show his face.

Kiwi rugby player Timothy Bateman runs, and swimmer Cameron Gibson puffing.

Junior English rugby players Danny Care and Andrew Saul.

Jake Wall, Australian model and 'actor', who does shirtless solo or in a group. Other Australian models include Chad Kendrick who is not the love child of Justin Chatwin and Greg Vaughan but he's still cute, Daniel Valewink and his quiff, Jason Caselton looking blond, and Charlie Mortimer looking pretty.

Finally from Adam comes Aussie rugby player Dave Horton.

Eric D

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Freedom Files

The ACLU (see important people do Email me) would like you to watch their television series, the Freedom Files which starts on Court TV today.

From me to be advertising something from the ACLU it must be worth a watch.

Black Plastic Shorts

A reminder for those in the UK that Flash Gordon is on at 3:35pm on ITV1.

There is one of those clever responses (you know the ones you think of 24 hours after the event) that you are supposed to say to bits of fluff that tell you they act, model, present, etc, etc, 'At which restaurant?' For Australian Alex Bruszt that might be a tad unfair as in between modeling he is a TV presenter and he was on Home and Away (but then again hasn't every actor in Australia?) More Alex on Aussielicious. Also modeling in Australia (which going by what you see on the beaches must be a packed market) are Ben Hewlett and the wonderfully named Ben Finger. The Bens Finger and otherwise mark the start of a little investigation (hence these models having Christian names beginning with a and b) into Down Under models. At least Ben H is happy about that.

It's the start of the cycling season (who knew they had a season?) so we'll more than likely get to see more of what Tom Boonen keeps in his shorts.

Here's some requests answered AFLer Matt Maguire shirtless (he had his shirt ripped off, no really), New Zealand swimmer Cameron Gibson, and US gymnast Justin Springs. Before asking for anything if you could Google the person's name plus 'Tottyland' it saves us all time. If you are looking for Kevin McDaid or Thierry Pepin activities as porn stars I couldn't possibly tell you where to look.

Finally Sonny Bill William in an odd position.

Tasted

Some people may have noticed I have an idiosyncratic taste in people I would like to you know a number of times you know where and afterwards we might have sex. Too prove the point I quite like some of these geeks. To add to that point I quite like American actor Lee Pace even when people take pants pictures of him.

Now to spoil the image totally with blond Australia model Nick Potts minus his shirt but plus a female. You can find more of Nick at his modeling site.

Lane Garrison is in Prison Break and apparently straight (and just likes the look of that jacket). OK before you moan I know odd clothes in LA is the norm but I can still speculate.

The son of thing continues with Jason, so on you know, Connery being tortured by a torch. 'Tell us what we want to know Jason or next time we'll use a bedside lamp...'

Tommy Haas the German tennis player has decided to train without his top on and in tight shorts. That's good of him. Andrew Murray, as good as it is to see a Scot do well, please keep the shirt on.

Finally two bits of London Waspic beef Eoin Reddan, and James Haskell.

'They have websites, and they publish magazines with pictures'

We have 'have organizations for homosexuals' which apparently is really, really bad (as is sleeping), Switzerland is showing off its totty to give the football widows something (or someone) to do on match days, the cult of strange dancing continues, the fun continues in Kentucky, and some people just want to spoil it for everyone.

As it seems popular (possibly because of the image of a Tove and Hayden sandwich) here's Ethan son of Jackson, Browne. Thanks to John for pointing me in Ethan's direction.

American college gymnasts are a good source of totty (think the Yukon in the 1870s) and their trouser thingys show things like with Wes Aderhold, Grant Osborne, Jake Messina, and Jon Horton. The only real difficulty is like Jon they're mostly about two foot high. To make up for that you know that they are limber, come in various hair colours, and aren't against to wearing AFL length shorts or below. Their names if you are interested are in the filename.

From Ian comes more picture of now Croatian swimmer Duje Draganja in the flesh so to speak/type.

This picture of Essendon AFLer David Hille gives Sean and me ideas. Another Sean likes Australian rugby players shirtless like Shaun Berrigan.

Finally Home and Away's Mark Furze has bought a flat in Collaroy. Who said the pretty always had taste?

Bigotry Kentucky Style

It seems that being gay can get you expelled from the University of the Cumberlands, Williamsburg, Kentucky.

Andy has more on it.

Road King

Midnight Lounge has an interview with him above Road Ruler Dan Dias.

As I've covered US swimmer Ryan Lochte and his 'sadly shaven pits' here's some more swimmers from our North American colonies, Randall Bal (and someone I don't know the name of), Chip Peterson in black speedos (the male equivalent of the little black dress possibly), Terry Silkatis and Matt Grevers sadly wear shorts over lycra, and Nick Brunelli does beef.

I don't know who Paul Michael Robinson is or why he was eating cake wearing only a speedo on Sabrina the Teenage Witch (or why Nate Richert couldn't have done it). Borrowed from here.

David Tom is apparently an American soap actor and just dressed up as a bad porn movie extra. Bruce Hall and Jesse Metcalfe aren't dressed in much.

Sean kindly sent me these pictures of AFLers Matt Maguire (I wonder what's causing his shorts to rise) and proving he has taste Trent Croad. I'm going to contribute Chris Tarrant, Darren Jolly being played with, and Jarrad Waite nearly showing off.

Finally Kevin McKidd and James Purefoy (I think) in bed together from the film Bedrooms and Hallways.

In Tove

I'm going to be generous and let anyone who wants have Hayden while I stick with his older brother Tove. You can of course make your own mind up about the Christensen brothers to pick but I'm going for the one on the left...or both.

Though it wont work it's hard not to move your head to get a better look down French tennis player Richard Gasquet's shorts.

Croatian (via Qatar) swimmer Duje Draganja (imagine owning the 'j' concession in Croatia) shirtless by a swimming pool (never thought you'd find a swimmer there (save us from predictable photographers)).

If you like them boy next doorish here is ice hockey player Matt Carle.

Finally AFLer Jess Sinclair, Jonathan Brown shirtless, Steven Dodd nearly giving a good view, and Patrick Bowden trying to look hard and shirtless with his brother (and friend).

Just Jared

It's good to see them using all Jared Padalecki's talents [from here]:

I wonder if I can persuade Dean and Sam that there is a demon in my bed and it can only be killed by naked men.

Morgan sent me Sean, son of Rod, Stewart to continue my cute son of theme. He does nothing for me.

To continue another theme here's more of US gymnast Steve McCain shirtless and as they're linked here's Todd Thornton strutting his shirtless stuff with Blaine Wilson plus one.

The Manly Sea Eagles train partially shirtless.

American swimmer Ryan Lochte shirtlessly (down below) and Italian swimmers celebrate. They have swimmers in Brazil too.

Sean kindly sent me Essendon AFler David Hille playing with long hard poles, Geelong's David King and today's random cute guy.

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Filmed

David Alpay plays Raffi in the rather heavy but good film Ararat (genocide, suicide and drug smuggling all in one film). He spends most of the first part of the film without his top on
looking pretty while trying to act (it was his first film and he seemed to think he had to be expressive). His amateurness wouldn't have shown up that badly if he hadn't had a lot of scenes up against Christopher Plummer or Elias Koteas (no that's not Christopher Meloni's brother). When he was acting with his psychotic painting slashing drug growing step sister he wasn't that bad. In the looking cute while spread out on a bed category in the Oscars (it might win back some ratings if it did that) he'd win.

Stuart Townsend is not just Mr Theron but looks cute even when he's shaven and covered in white body make up.

Finally by a number of requests here's US gymnast Steve McCain in and out of his gymnastics kit though if they keep putting him in tops like this no wonder he takes it off. I'm sure his popularity has nothing to with his ability to do this.

Sprint

Some requests AFL player Ben Johnson and horror movie star Dylan Edrington almost shirtless twice.

More of Kiwi rugby player Sonny Bill Williams training shirtless, as he does and Australian rugby player Tim Smith minus his shirt.

From up north comes naked blond fluff Lars Erik [more here] and equally nude but hairier Vegard Johan Eimind [more here]

Random American college swimmers (that's colleges from America not necessarily the swimmers), and Australian swimmer Justin Norris. On the watersports (behave) theme here's Australian water polo player with unfortunate name Michale Pfeiffer.

Finally random cute guy that Corbis got to be 'a swimmer' and thus stand around in speedos in odd poses.

Quacks with more qualifications

This is why I don't always trust scientists:

Klein Sexual Orientation Grid
I scored an average of 3.19

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Heterosexual

Bisexual

Homosexual

Meaning
This result can also be related to the Kinsey Scale:
Take the quiz

Now the people I'm only 0.19 more attracted to...

Continuing the son of theme I've been developing here's Sean 'son of James Bond' Brosnan who seems to want to smoke and be a shirtless model at the same time. Sean has gone from smooth to hairy.

This is Chris Cuiscier (no idea who or what he is) in a kilt. All I can say is I'm glad I'm a Lowland Scot.

Kiwi rugby player Sonny Bill Williams points and shows off his pits (which I've been asked for more of) at the same time.

The Aussie Rules section starts with blond fluff Bernie Vince does the can can with a friend, Heath Black seems to be suggesting something, and by request former Essendon player James Davies ball on ball.

And finally Damon's choice for random cute guy (who seems to be called Johnson) and my choice (his is probably better for those who like AnFers).

Don't tell

Is BBC kid's TV homophobic? Some people think it is. While the BBC seems to airbrush out the homophobic aspects of bullying stories it probably has more to do with their silly belief that homosexuality is an 'adult' issue than hate and presenting being gay as problem is the industry standard. At least they don't have the heavy dramatic music they use on Australian TV that accompanies someone coming out.

By request comes Kiwi basketballer Casey Frank who doesn't seem to take a good picture if you know what I mean and British golfer Nick Dougherty.

As BJ kindly sent me this picture of AFLer David Dwyer I thought I would compliment him with bit of beef Jamie Charman and his armpit.

Gymnasts seem to have a need to train without their tops on as evidenced by America's Paul Hamm who seems to be a big boy (as possibly is his teammate Todd Thornton) and Canada's Nathan Gafuik. And it's not just gymnasts Andy Roddick does it too.

Kiwi actor in Australia mid 20s playing mid teens Khan Chittenden shirtless with and without chest hair.

Finally some a random cute shirtless wig wearing rugby supporter and his two plain mates (who says only girls do that). Perhaps England's Matthew Tait has spied him.

Silly Names

Only Tony Blair could think 'Soca' is a good name for a police force and not perfect material for punning, Justin is on a road trip to every 50 States of the US (and he's quite cute), blond fluff, just imagine what this would look like if the picture was taken from a different angle, Brazilian lifts are just more fun, and people say I do bad puns.

Art capped Jeff Fahey shirtless in Lawnmower Man. I've never understood why Jeff had to look like a 1970s porn star in the film.

Is it unfair to think his speedo wearing hairiness Ian 'straight boy' Thorpe looks remarkably gay in this picture?

Hairy German beach volleyballer Kjell Schneider and his teammate Julius Brink [their site] and their varying amounts of chest hair from high to low.

Who said photographers are inventive? When they wanted to photograph US skier Bode Miller and South African swimmer Ryk Neethling so they used the same pose.

This is why I think going commando if you are a rugby player like David Strettle is vital.

Finally today's random cute guy.

Fountain of Youth

If you are offended by Hollyoaks' Chris Fountain's bare behind then you really wont want to go here at all.

The cast of the latest Real World, Real World the Garden Shed, get their kit off but for some reason, no idea why, I only saved the pictures of the(cute) male ones, Tyler, Jose and Zach (Mann), I have an idea why. While I am not naughty enough to cast aspirations on people so desperate to be 'famous' I simply present these two photographs of Tyler for you to make up your own minds about, one and two.

AFLer Will Minson. I kind of think I should write something else here. OK he's not classically good looking but there's something there, but I'm rambling.

English rugby 7ers Andy Vilk squats and Matthew Tait pulls faces.

Some people have a desire to find pictures and share them (which is good) so the least I can do is post them. Here is American swimmer Jermey [sic] Gregory, AFLer Daniel Kerr, and Australian rugby player Travis Gaspar.

Finally by 'do you have any more of...' request Kevin van der Perren shirtless.

Public Announcement

Ian Thorpe is straight, make of that what you will.

Joey

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