Be it Boys

Kenneth has beef, be it Scottish in France (more of him tomorrow), be it named after a soap opera, or be it sounding like a porn star.

Scottish rugby player Mike Blair is shy in photo shoots staying in a T and shorts (nice legs) but also likes rolling around shirtless with other players like Chris Paterson.

It might be gravity, the wind, or a hyperspace vortex but something is doing odd things to English footballer John Terry's shorts. It's not caused by Yank over here Bobby Convey who though he likes to run around showing off his chest he's part of another team.

Finally South American volleyballer Gustavo Scholtis is cute.

Stroll Boy

Above (for the few who don't know) is a shirtless American actor Paul Walker.

Kiwi rugby boys modelling their new kits (too much fabric and not tight enough), Tamati Ellison, James Somerset who showed off some leg ('not only Dan Carter can do those underwear ads'), Stephen Brett, Richard Kahui, and the wonderfully named Sam Biddles. Oh and here's South African Francios Steyn has nice legs.

Footballers, shirtless Germans Rene Klingbeil and Marcell Jansen, and a dressed American Bobby Convey.

Finally British presenting fluff Kristian Digby trying not to wear his shirt but he's on BBC daytime TV so he can't strip.

Trimmer Boy

Above is a trimmed Stuart Manning who like Chris Fountain from yesterday is both in Hollyoaks and can't act. More of Stuart in tight black underwear here.

Any guesses why I like this picture of German gymnast Fabian Hambuchen?

Art has a minor obsession over English footballer Frank Lampard who seems to think he's an AFLer who gets on well, really well with fellow player John Terry. Nice behind too.

I've never really been a fan of Leonardo Di Caprio but here he is shirtless (and in prison).

Finally as I haven't done any (bah boom) for a while here are today's random cute chaps, one and two.

Boy Cub

Above is Chris Fountain from the UK teen soap Hollyoaks. Chris follows in the tradition of soap actors, looks cute can't act. And on that subject here's Al Santos tied up and bulging.

American college footballer Riley Skinner looks cute even with a silly beard (though that's not a reason to keep it Riley).

Thomas thinks that Dutch footballer Thomas Vermaelen is packing and offers this as proof. He's cute whatever is in his shorts.

Some French actors, the cutesome Thibault Vanlaer, and the hairy then shaved (longer hair no body hair, body hair short hair...why?) Guillaume Campa in his underwear.

And finally cross country skier Eldar Roenning [his site] shirtless and shirtless showing off some beans, who know why.

Uni Boys

Above are some of the 'months' of Emerson College's 2006 Hott (sic) Guys Calendar. I'm a fan of May, August, November, and definitely January.

This Australian apparently needed a good hard rescue.

Australian rugby player Darren Lockyer shirtless bulging and his package.

Re Inventor James Strawbridge got shirtless in front of some straw.

Finally some footballers the Italian Fabio Cannavaro shirtless twice and a mildly bulging Michael Delura.

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Play Boys

Art looked for modelling totty pretending to be things and found tired boxer boy, towel boy, changing in the car boy, half a swimmer boy, pool boy, less shy pool boy, and torso boy.

Timothy Boham (aka Marcus Allen), done porn now might do time. Though sad for those involved the hours you an spend making up bad puns about it is amazing.

Some blond footballers, and one not so blond one, the shirtless Olof Mellberg and the equally shirtless Marcell Jansen followed by Ferran Corominas and Luis Garcia.

Finally some requests, Australian rugby player Jono West shirtless, Shaun Sipos shirtless, Eric Johnson shirtless in Scorn, and [nudity warning] a naked Ryan Carnes [/nudity warning]. So only Kirk Cameron shirtless left to do.

Borg Boy

Above is a naked English cricketer Kevin Pietersen doing his Terminator bit (thanks Art) which you can click to enlarge.

Re-inventor James Strawbridge (not berry) bulging and shirtless. He needs to get his kit off more.

All on his own shirtless Kiwi rugby player Lance Hohaia.

Some underwear models, packing in white and black or red, really packing in green and orange, not so much in grey, and quite packing in abstract. Not a job for the shy.

As far as I know Harry Potter star Stanislav Ianevski hasn't 'skinned' so the best one can do it post pictures of the beefy Bulgarian in a vest and some shorts.

Finally some shirtless footballers from the Melbourne Victory team.

Silly Boys

For $150 you can have a URL ending co.ck, what price silliness.

Gregory Mahe, formerly of the stripper rugby team meaning we get to see a lot of his flesh and allegedly all of his behind (cheers Mr O'rama), now is with/in Narbonne who are not against showing off a lot of flesh too, but this time on a Mediterranean beach. I do like their exercise programme. South African has its rugby players too like Gary Botha and Wynand Olivier.

English cricketer Andrew Freddie Flintoff looking according to the Australian press 'worried'.

The weather being warm means that some of the Sydney Swans like Craig Bolton, Jarrad McVeigh and Ben Matthew run shirtlessly.

Finally a footballer Edmond Kapllani.

Question of the Day

Now that Ian Thorpe has retired I hear horrid people are running books on how long until he comes out...

Question Boys

Is Burn Gorman becoming Torchwood's resident Mr Top Off, and is that a tough job for him?

Is Re-Inventors co host and son of main host (cf Dan Snow) the 'hairy' James Strawberry cute in an Orlando Bloom clone way?

Is American actor Marco Dapper really hiding anything? More of his fluffness here.

Can Swiss actor Pierre Chatagny here shirtless look more lovingly at a dildo?

Does Milo Ventiminglia look better minus the facial growth or is it just because he's shirtless?

Have I posted this shirtless picture of Roque Santa Cruz before and do you care? What is happening to German footballer Martin Demichelis here while he's shirtless?

Does playing rugby interfere with Australian players like Greg Inglis and Justin Hodges' beach life?

Did Australian cricketer Mitchell Johnson know he was being photographed while Freddie Flintoff not realise?

Rugger Boys

Above is English rugby player Will Matthews in the shower.

All the below are rugby players...ohh I spoil you )that like rugby players that is).

French players Remy Martin and his package, Alex Blangey shirtless, Aurelien Rougerie shirtless, Loic Jacquet, Frederic Michalak shirtless in a collage, and Fabrice Daumas shirtless.

From the colonies (well they were) South Africa's Pierre Spies, Kiwis Andy Ellis and Byron Kelleher obviously likes puns.

Finally the UK's Ben Cohen and a bulge, Morgan Williams, and Mark Jones.

Vote Boys

You can vote for the 2006 Dreamies here with such important categories as Favourite Skin Scene. Justin [cough] Hartley [cough] ok then [cough] Jared [cough] Jesse [cough]

From up Norse and Fred comes long pointy stick thrower Andreas Thorkildsen shirtless and in those athletic trouser thingys that show off your Shrivington or Cook Islands and him shirtless again of whom Oliver has more.

UK based actor, singer and dancer (don't you hate show offs) Paul Spicer [his site] thinks that lying on a bed in his pants and posing naked will help his career. Well it can't hurt.

Footballers, Manuel Friedrich and Ioannis Amanatidis shirtless, and Mark Gonzalez and Cristiano Ronaldo assume positions.

Models, Sam Saffman in a vest and shirtless in briefs of whom Kenneth has more, equally vested Dan Cotton, Jesse 'boy next door' Wood, and dancer, model, and apparently stripper Jason Beitel shirtless with what looks like a zip.


And finally as requested here's where you can download a copy of that Make Me a Supermodel final video.

So you know

I post pictures of people because they are cute not because I'm implying that they are gay, unless of course they are then I'm not implying anything, or am I...my brain hurts.

All pictures here are assumed to be in the public domain and placed on my webspace to avoid bandwidth issues. If this is not the case I will happily remove any offending picture.

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Runway Boys

Above is the 'swimsuit' section of the Make Me a Supermodel final which contrary to expectations Albert won instead of Luke. To celebrate Albert showed off his pits then the pair did a bit of bonding that sadly ended there. Sadly there will be no more shirtless bodies, fluff in pink pants, body shots ending in a lingering view of the crotch, and Albert's chest hair.

BJ Carter is an Australian basketballer not what would have made ER better, and so is Wally Szczerbiak but he's shirtless and comes from the US.

If it featured Justin Hartley dressed like this I might still be watching the BBC's Robin Hood.

A naked chap showing off his behind in the shower, you just know it's a rugby player doing a calander and in this case it's the Sheffield Hallam University rugby club beef.

Finally from Fred comes Norwegian Cross-country skiers Petter[sic] and Emil shirtless together and Petter alone.

Parody Boy

Above is a mostly shirtless Al Santos (Grosse Pointe and Jeepers Creepers 2) the soft porn video as pointed to by Alan.

As it's the last week of Make me a Supermodel so another excuse for posting shirtless pictures of the models to be. As you know of the remaining two Luke and Albert I want Albert, and that's not solely based on the fact that he has a better ass than Luke. I still miss Waz here with Luke (when he wasn't speaking). Hopefully Albert will get to model 'clothes' like your typical A&F boy or Brazilian.

Only one rugby player cute Kiwi Nick Evans training for something that perhaps I could help with.

What are we supposed to be thinking when a naked footballer Mark Gonzalez offers you milk, a similar thing to what Fernando Torres is offering? Oh and here's Pole (boom boom) Radoslav Matusiaka.

Finally from my Scandinavian correspondent Fred comes student model Per, professional model Dan shirtless and naked, and swimmer Alexander Dale.

Pod Boy

Above is iPod listening Nick Stabile shirtless on CSI Miami.

Which of the rather tactile tennis playing American Bryan brothers, Bob and Mike [their site] do you prefer? The thinner one?

German footballers, the possibly bulging Michael Delura shirtless [his site] and Michael Ballack practises.

A group bath of English rugby players running en masse shirtless, South Africans Jean de Villers and Ruan Pienaar train while Toby Flood plays.

Finally three triathletes American Andy Potts, Australia's Chris Allum, and Frenchman Tony Moulai.

Pants Design

Above is Mircosoft's Zune 'iPod killer', do you think the meant it to look like it was designed by a committee of East Germans circa 1975?

Craig, Ryan, and Nick Karshner are better known as the Karshner Triplets, I have no idea why.

What do you think Abercrombie and Finch are selling with this picture? It can't be clothes as none of them are wearing any.

The usual rugby kit isn't as good as the AFL one but it can still show things like with Rob Purdham and Ashley Gibson more so when the totty like Luke McAlsiter twice and Byron Kelleher once don't wear part of there's.

Ice skaters Drew Meekin knows a position, Scott Smith, and Evan Lysacek concentrates.

Finally German Canadian Noland Funk who has been in a lot of stuff.

Mystery Boys

Above is the trailer for the gay thriller Open Cam which has a number of reasons why you might like to watch it...

Kylie is well and back in concert, sadly the totty isn't as good as before, though there's always Jason Beitel (left).

Dean Geyer of Australian Pop Idol fame or is that infamy shirtless in what can only be described as a come and savage me pose. I'm happy to oblige Dean.

Geek chic American actor Hale Appleman looking cute.

American footballer (soccer to the colonials) Taylor Twellman may not have got shirtless in front of the camera (well that I've found) but he does have an advantage that I hope I don't have to explain.

Finally Australian swimmer Eamon Sullivan in (as much as swimmers are) his kit.

Wrestling Boys

Above are the Make me a Supermodel boys (and girls) play wrestling. As I won some money betting on the US Midterm results here's the chap that will win and the chap that should win (and the one most likely to be punched in the face for being an annoying prat (a pretty one (well not always) but still a prat)). They did a run off catwalk thingypoos almost wearing riding kit and the camera lingered on Waz's bits which you have to hope aren't as small as they look.

Rugby boys, Kiwis Ali Williams, and Byron Kellaher shirtless, and Frenchmen Yannick Jauzioni and Julien Bonnaire and Pacal Pape all shirtless.

From Art we have Frank Lampard in short shorts, Alistair Nicholson gets savaged, Albert Gilardino trains, and Fabio Cannavaro.

Finally American triathlete Andy Potts shirtless and naked while clothed.

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Hairy Boys

A shirtless Hairy Judd (when I come up with a bad pun I stick with it) of the equally shirtless boyband McFly. It's him above too.

Hairy (spotted the theme yet?) Bryan Greenberg shirtless and practising for my next visit, perhaps.

Kiwi rugby players in a state of shirtlessness, Byron Kelleher and James Ryan.

Australian models the didn't do that well at AFL but very well at looking cute and buff Luke Speers, the cute Oscar Peppit, the hairy Daniel Valewink and the hairy in another way Brandon Davidson.

Very mildly hairy junior (he's sixteen) Brook O'Brien shirtless.

Mildly hairy footballer Xabi Alonso shirtless, and that's it.

Mixed Boys

Okay most of my posts don't really have a theme to them (bar cute chaps hopefully minus clothing) but this one has less of one than usual.

Sports features heavily be it American gymnast Todd Thornton (or Toddles as I call him for no reason really), American swimmer Michael Phelps who will insist on wearing those short thingys, David Lee who is a British 'Ultimate' fighter [his profile] not an American basketballer of the same name who looks like his mother still cuts his hair who gets to do this in public and not get arrested, Chris Jones is an English (yes an English Jones (yes I checked)) rugby play if his build and face hadn't given it away, English cricketer Stuart Broad is practicing for something I'm just not sure it's cricket, I can think of more enjoyable ways to test footballer Marco Streller's fitness than this, or Royal Navy sponsored boxing fluff George Grove.

And all on it's lonesome a non sports picture, British boyband McFly shirtless though I'd be happy with just Harry (left)...

Posed Boys

The Make Me a Supermodel (for about 10 days after the show ends) boys pose shirtless with the girls (again). Albert is growing on me possibly because he doesn't look as boyband when compared with the other two smooth boys, though I wouldn't say no to all three, or just Waz (as long as he keeps his mouth shut).

A bit of footie (again) the fluffy blondness of Tobias Sippel, and the Canadian Englishness of Owen Hargreaves cops a feel.

Things to ponder, what do you think English cricketer Freddie Flintoff is practising this way for? Has Oliver Chris from the Green Wing and Tripping Over got the same hair style he had when he was nine?

Finally hairy English boxer Kevin Mitchell seems to have won something.

Nude Boys

Above is Chris Brain and Crawford Anderson from the second series of Shipwrecked (or how to make a fool of yourself on a desert island).

While Aussie Rules player David Mundy has a threesome both Justin Sherman and Ryan O'Keefe are shirtless.



Above is Lee Ryan, ex of boyband Blue.

Gareth David-Lloyd and John Barrowman have fun in Torchwood.



Above is actor Jody Latham best known for being Lip in Shameless.

What is in David Beckham and Milan Baros' shorts?



Above is pap star (in his own mind at least) Andy Scott-Lee who acts as Andrew Scott.

Australian cricketer Michael Clarke shirtless.



Above is James Toseland who rides a bike for a living, hence it's in the photo.

All the 'aboves' are from here where you can find more nude C listers.

Warriors

Borrowed from here where you can buy the above and others.

Ball Game Boys

Rugby beef starting with English players his hairiness Ben Cohen seems to be packing, and Jamie Noon kissing someone's ball, Scottish player Chris Cusiter in an interesting position with Jonny Wilkinson, Welsh beef James Hook, and a group of shirtless Australian players who really deserve a collective noun.

Speaking of collective nouns here's a leotard of gymnasts.

Football metrosexuals, bowing to a number of requests David Beckham shirtless, Nelson Valdez slowly raises his shirt, while Alessandro del Piero doesn't bother with one at all.

Voting Boy

I'm a finalist in the 2006 GLBT Verve Weblog Awards for Best GLBT Eye Candy Blog. Thanks to whoever nominated me.

Speed skater Anton Hahn wears black in the wrong place and from the more stereotype inducing version of skating is Johnny Weir. While on the topic of stereotypes what country other than Australia could have a sport that involves running and diving on a beach in speedos and a tight top?

German footballer Marco Russ shirtless (without trail) twice (with trail (the things people shave)), how helpful of him.

Thanks to Mark we get to examine the natural wonders of South Africa with Pop Idoler Colin Moss [his site], Big Brotherer Stefan Ludik [his site] shirtless, TV presenter Marius Robers, and Brendan Pollecutt first seen in some pants adventure mini series and now as an erotic dancer in a leather waistcoat...

Finally some Welsh rugby players and me being lazy and featuring Mr Church, Gavin Henson in his shorts.

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Table Boy

Above is Luke from Make Me A Supermodel.

Helpfully YouTube have deleted my account so here's new links for:

Tim Draxl in speedos, Jesse Spencer in speedos, and again, Noah Fleiss, Aaron Carter looking silly, Aaron and Nick Carter have a fight, Tory Belleci shirtless, and the Make me a supermodel boys in their underwear.

It's good that they have started taking better pictures of American tennis player Robby Ginepri and not ones like this one. Fellow tennis player Paul Henri Mathieu shirtless.

Musically totty Greg Gillis of Girl Talk shirtless and Matt Safer looking pouty.

Borrowed from Dreamcaps Quarterback Brady Quin shirtless.

Thanks to Fred Norwegian cross country skiiers John Anders and Tord Asle dance shirtless in the shower while Oystein Pettersen gets nude for losing a bet.

Australian cricketer Glenn McGareth shirtless.

Finally Mike the Modest, sorry Miz tries to look all scary for his wrestling.

Myth Boy

Above is Tory (Salvatore) Belleci shirtless in only his underwear on MythBusters and for those who prefer the rear to the front here is his behind in his rather naff taste in underwear. This is as near as you get to see his tackle. You can download the above here.

Some sports totty, as the video sandwich filling covering footballers like Spase Dilevski shirtless Michael Thurk shirtless, and Szabolcs Husztien half shirtless, Cricketers Graeme Smith and Andre Nell have fun, and English rugby fluff Anthony Allen in his kit.

And to end here's the trailer for the Eating Out sequel Sloppy Seconds whose poster really doesn't look like a porn film cover...no never:

Fly Boy

Above is formerly of Harry Potter, Robert Pattinson being bathed in the BBC too clever by half The Haunting of Toby Jugg and later he gets shirtless again.

While John Kerry made a fool of himself getting a 'joke' wrong I noticed this chap back left(y). Sadly I can't get a better cap of him (yet).

Shirtless cricketers Graeme Smith, Herschelle Gibbs, and the not so shirtless but cuter Mitchell Johnson.

Jake Gyllenhaal and his extra leg with Rolf Harris nowhere to be seen.

Rugby boys the ginger (there's always hair dye) Kiwi James Ryan practicing, Rob Burrow, and a shirtless Luke O'Donnell.

Finally German singer Oli P (Petszokat) shows off some trail.