Boy Riding
Some girls have all the luck with Zac Efron. Now there's a waste that the government should be taxing.
Even though they are no Sydney Swans (Tadhg Kennelly + me + baby oil = good weekend), Carlton AFL club has improved it's totty rating with Ryan Jackson, Jake Edwards, Richard 'will it fit' Hadley, Marc Murphy, Mark Austin, and Shaun Hampson.
Kenneth has a fireman called Michael Biserta who has a big penis, make up your own puns, but 'has own hose' is just being lazy.
From Fred comes a collective noun of shirtless Norwegian skiers.
As requested US5 were (or are) an American/German boyband that were vaguely popular in central Europe probably because they took their tops off from the butch to the twinkie one.
Finally from Christopher comes Croat rower Martin Sinkovic, guess which one he is.