Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Happy New Year





And if you are trying to work out the link between Harry Judd and New Year's Eve there isn't one, but feel free to make one up.

Monday, December 29, 2008

Houseboat Boy


Above is everyone's favorite bit of public school hyperness Bear Grylls wearing nothing but some life preservers.

Shirtless Antipodians who kick balls, Alex Rancie, Trent Cotchin, part of the Kangaroos team, and Travis Burns being suggestive, plus a view down Graham Polak's shorts.

Issue of the day, Russian swimmers or Italian ones?

Untidy X Factor contestant Andy Williams doesn't always take a good picture but the things I could do to him alone or with some other wannabes would be inventive and involve cheesecake.

And, from James, a Chris Fountain wallpaper.

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

It's the Season to shag some totty...


Have a safe and happy whatever you celebrate tomorrow and if you don't have a really good Thursday.

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Boy Buffy


Above is Christian Cooke in the latest Philip Glenister vehicle Demons which starts on 3 January in the UK. In what sounds a bit like a British version of Buffy, Christian plays the last of the van Helsings. I'm hoping that the amount of Cooke flesh on display will negate the 'clever' camera work. You can download it here or here.

Kevin Zegers has a fiddle, but will he play a tune?

American Footballers and their other careers, Roderick Bradley is probably better known as Gladiator Spartan, tries to look hard in his rather camp costume (his shaved pits do add to the impression), and looks better in this kit than the other one, plus college player Riley Skinner decided to shed his kit and sell naked pictures of himself. Thanks to Don.

I can't see anything up Cristiano Ronaldo's shorts, can you?

And Big Brother inmates Dale Howard and Stuart Pilkington get into their underwear to try and extend their moment in the sun just a little bit more. I'm not sure if the dumb angel look works.

Monday, December 22, 2008

Henry's Boy


Above is Henry Cavill naked, hairy, and play humping in the don't base any essays on Tudors. You can download the clip here or here.

Two models PhotoBucket get upset about, hairy former AllAmericanGuy Bryan David Thomas and the bulge in his underwear, plus Dylan Rosser model Simone whose bulge may be effected by his choice of underwear. This picture of Simone is so shocking they had to delete it.

If Chris Carmack and Chad Michael Murray had a child it would be David Owe.

I want to stroke Zachary Levi's chest then savage him all night long, but not necessarily in that order.

And formerly of Home and Away Martin Dingle Wall naked on Satisfaction.

Sunday, December 21, 2008

Boys Humping


For those who requested it above are Australian actors (L-R) James Sorensen and Nick Russell 'exercising' whilst naked on the show Satisfaction. You can download the clip here or here.

Is this Nicholas D'Agosto celebrating an attack from the rear? Does he need a room?

Also requested the redshirt playing extra who didn't even warrant a mention in the credits in the Dr Who episode The Impossible Planet, who stood around filling space, looking macho(ish), and then confused. Dr Who has always had a better class of minor character, Christian Cooke, Andrew Hayden Smith, Oliver Mellor, and Will Thorp to name a few.

And have I mentioned that Andy Murray looks rather good neck downwards? Well he does. He also does seem to be running around with a better quality of totty.

Thursday, December 18, 2008

Boys of (their) Summer

Shirtless Aussie Rules players, Colm Begley, Simon Black, and Nick dal Santo, plus the dressed Robbie Tarrant and Alistair Smith.

More of model Simon Czaplinski [his unintentionally humorous profile] trying to suggest things with a tie and a belt. I hear Simon is much better at the day job. Fellow American of the modeling variety Evan Wadle is hairy all over but not as packing as Harley, sorry Simon. Still I prefer glistening Evan.

I never really saw the attraction of Gareth Gates (my odd tastes no doubt) but in leather he's not that bad, thanks Tommy.

And from Mark today's random cute athletic chap.

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Naughtiness Boy


Above is French Canadian actor and model Thierry Pepin who did some very naughty films (you have been warned), screencaps of which you can find here.

Should have been a surfer with that name, but chose acting Matt Rippy being greased up all over (yes even down there) in a Jonathon Creek episode. Yes Matt was kissed by John Barrowman in a Torchwood episode, but that's not his fault. Borrowings from Kenneth.

The 8th issue of Junior Magazine features Edilson Nascimento and a much cuter chap who I don't know the name of in shorts in a garden. If you like Edilson there's him surrounded by various types of flower.

They've done the chest hair trimming thing to Barry Watson though I suspect it's still strokable.

More of, brother of Thom, Max Evans who has the look of the compact beefy chaps who played rugby at school and were so happy walking around naked that it made up for them having only OK faces.

And some Kiwi rowers from Sam.

Monday, December 15, 2008

Boy Watched


As requested by a number of you above is Bradley James shirtless and hairy in this week's episode of Merlin. I could say Arthur was revived from his sickbed by some liquid from Merlin, but that would be stealing someone else's material. You can download the clip here and here.

Aussie rugby player Will Chambers in just his speedos.

James had a crush on John Shackley when he was in the second series of the BBC's Tripods. Having borrowed the series from the internet, John and the other cast members (this chap's cute) seem to have been in a slightly dated David DeCoteau film with John stripping off his top, being watched having a shower, looking nervous with a Freddie Mercury clone behind him, and having arguments about how to serve his master correctly. John couldn't really act and now manages hotels in Chile, and the BBC still deny there was any subtext at all.

And Czech footballer Martin Fenin showing some flesh.

Sunday, December 14, 2008

Boys who Rugby


Above is a wallpaper of Australian rugby players in varying stages of undress, thanks Richard.

Craig Horner doing his shirt off being rather muscled bit and concentrating on killing fruit (love the facial expression) on Legend of the Seeker. Thanks to Superherofan.

Want to see Scott Caan's penis? Not that impressed myself.

Excuse me while I have a minor obsession about Pascal Behrenbruch and his lycra filling, come and shag me, shirt removing, upside down, male bonding, looking good even with silly hair, or a scrunched up face ways.

And hidden on the DVD Dominic Cooper's slowly, slowly, revealed behind (well some of it). Do you have to buy it to find out why Dominic is so unhappy about it because it's a nice behind?

Thursday, December 11, 2008

Fly Boy


Formerly of Heroes, Nicholas D'Agosto has big nipples, discuss. You can see more of Nick shirtless (and hairy) here.

As the weather gets better in Australia the AFLers should be shedding clothing but Ben Reid, and Dayne Beams (ugly tattoo) haven't. Jobe Watson though gives the other two a lesson in training with your top off.

Kiwi rugby player Andrew Ellis shirtless with Leon MacDonald.

Expanding on what Jan kindly sent me Dutch footballer Stijn Schaars in a fun pose, showing off his behind, and with his top off on TV and in the locker room.

The things I want to do to Christian Bale are numerous and enjoyable.

And does anyone care if it was vital to the plot line to get the Neighbours boys to (with one exception) take their shirts off?

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Boys of the Season

Austin Drage and his X Factor playmates do Christmas, or who can bulge in the most makeup.

In some rubbish teen 'comedy' Steve Talley playing the dumb blond over excitable frat boy and the geeky but cute (adorkable as the modern parlance has it) chap the girls like Jake Siegel. I wonder if they also had a funny fat chap, and a Brit who is a bit of a geezer...

Though I'm surprised to type it there is something rather attractive about a rough James van der Deek in the movie Standing Still. One thing though James' upside down T of chest hair just looks odd. You can see more of cowboy James here.

And a cute bit of Aussie Rules draftee, Alistair Smith.

Tuesday, December 09, 2008

Motorcycle Boy



The standard progression is 'modeling', porn, proper modeling, then acting, but Illinois resident Simon Czaplinski decided that rapping was for him. There's more (behave) of Simon here and on his modeling profile.

Some more antipodean mooning from the strokable Aussie actor Bernard Curry and the behind of Kiwi actor Jay Ryan aka Bunyan. Borrowings from here.

American swimmers Ryan Lochte and Michael Phelps who seem to point the same way dressed only in their speedos.

And formerly of Hollyoaks Paul Holowaty shirtless with Chris Fountain.

Sunday, December 07, 2008

Bridge Boy


Above is Australian actor Craig Horner looking very defined and easily punned in the TV series Legend of the Seeker. Shaved, muscled, and oiled Craig does have a touch of the plastic to him. You can download the clip here or here. Thanks again to Jon for sending it.

All the rest of the post will be shirtless tennis players, oh the humanity. Brit Andy Murray looks better neck down, Switzerland Roger Federer has a nice behind, as does my favorite tennis furball American Robby Ginepri who trains shirtless, and plays armless (top wise), but at the moment the winner of 'tennis player Bill would most like to bed' is... Croatian Mario Ancic for what I think are rather obvious reasons, so here is another, and another, and another, and another...

Friday, December 05, 2008


Boy gets Water


Here is a video of Australian actor Bernard Curry, naked, hairy, and showing off his behind (rather a lot) in the series Packed to the Rafters. You can download the clip here or here if you so desire. Thanks to Jon for sending it to me.

Bosno-American (did I just invent that?) tennis player Amer Delic training and fishing with his top off.

Formerly of Hollyoaks, and the Tudors, a shirtless Max Brown in his underwear in Daylight Robbery. There is more of Max here.

And the remarkably sexy Man of Austin Jonathan Smith awaits usage.

PS Does anyone have an ad for the show 'It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia' which featured Glenn Howerton bare chested with women's hands rubbing his hairy chest?

Thursday, December 04, 2008

Flipper Boy


Above is Australian rugby player Cooper Cronk, in case you didn't know.

French actor Melvil Poupaud goes from wild, through Adam Brody, to over gelled, and shows some flesh solo, or with Christian Sengewald in Le Temps qui reste.

Does your protection (or desire to show off) have to be small, medium, or massive? Do you need to be padded or accept what's there? Why do you need it to play football, baseball, or to be a E lister like Alan Ritchson? Do you go for coverage, or a lot of ventilation? Or is it just a lot of models wearing sports underwear?

And did I post these shirtless pictures of German athlete Pascal Behrenbruch [his site]?

Tuesday, December 02, 2008

Formerly Boys

The Guard features, formerly of Andromeda, Steve Bacic here seen shirtless playing bingo with some shirtless old people, and formerly of Battlestar Galactica Jeremy Guilbaut shirtless and hairy in a trimmed way.

You can make out almost all of French triathete Cedric Largajolli, thanks Greg.

American actor Eric Lively shirtless and hairy in split screen on 24 prequel 'Redemption' (or we can't be bothered to film the whole 24 hours so how about a lot of flesh?). More of Eric here.

Sean agrees with me that AFLer Shaun Hampson is cute and needs to strip while Chris Judd and Colin Sylvia (I have no idea what the caption is about) are happy to get theirs off.

And Tommy kindly sent me Nicky Byrne of Westlife all leather clad.

Monday, December 01, 2008

Sunday, November 30, 2008

Boy on a Rope

Australian rugby fluff (of the beefy variety) Drew Mitchell thinks he's Tarzan, if the Lord of the Jungle had had a few beers. More of Drew can be found here.

The BBC reports zookeepers get their kit off, well nothing else has happened in the news recently. Thanks Markus.

Canadian international rugby union player and now AFLer Mike Pyke, nice body, face ummm nice body. Now to be totally inconsistent, if these pictures are anything to go from Zac Efron needs to eat more and exercise less (and get better shades). But as a great mind once said, I'd still shag him.

And Fred, Kiwi Fred that is, wants to share an actor from his homeland James Davies, who I think would look better without the training beard.

Thursday, November 27, 2008

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Hopefully Moving Boy

Now will Cristiano Ronaldo move or just stand there threatening to take his top off?

Dutch waterpoloer Fabian Wanroony in his speedos, because I like nicely defined blonds wearing very little.

The Neighbours production team pay people to oil up Dean Geyer's sadly shaven chest while I would happily do that for free. Two questions arise from these caps, is Dean wearing eyeliner, and what is the chap behind Dean pretending he's not looking at?

As requested Billy Slater's behind, though I prefer his frontage.

And the lycra filling German decathlete Pascal Behrenbruch can get into this position at will.

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Sunday, November 23, 2008

Boy in Yellow

Lycra straining oft disinterested Swedish decathlete Bjorn Barrefors really leaves little to the imagination even when shirtless. I thought you were only allowed one pole in the pole vault. Borrowings from here.

I'm not that impressed by the naked totty PlayGirl have been sending me (a different market perhaps), but here's Artemis, Cheyne (umm yes), Dre, Michael, Joe, Sergio, and Anthony so you can judge for yourselves. I think they were better in the past as Blackdouge's compendium shows.

Gregory Capra [his site] and his tiny nipples are very interested in his crotch while in the sauna.

And today's random cute naked but covering things up with his hands chap.

Friday, November 21, 2008

Mole Boy

If you like your models beefy, looking a tad vacant, with oddly wide at the shoulders, and has done the legally required armpits on display pose then Australian Nathan Beves may be your man. Nathan was a contestant on the Aussie version of The Mole, and used to be a stevedore.

Some other models Stefan Bostock, Laurie Belgrave, Adam Maskell twice, Leo Maclehose, plus the solid Harry Philpott and his cuter but skinnier brother Tom.

And on One Tree Hill I have always preferred James Lafferty over Chaddles.

Thursday, November 20, 2008

Explained Boy

I'm asked what I see in British diver Leon Taylor, well he has nice body, is cute, and has a reasonable go at filling his speedos. Now anyone want to try and explain Mitch Hewer? OK he's naked when you follow that link but...

Is it just how German actor Martin Brettschneider's jeans fold or something more interesting? Thanks Klaus.

American actor Matt Long is cute in a goofy way and keeps his top off in promotional stuff for the film Sydney White (which is not about Australian drug dealers or their 1950s immigration policy).

Here are the Men of PlayGirl posing in ripped shorts, for some reason. More men of PlayGirl coming soon and there will be nudity.

The Jonas brothers, Kevin, Joe, and the one that's underage, go to the beach then notice they are getting photographed, and get some cute chap to return the favour.

And if Corbin Fisher made bike racks, thanks Markus.

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Period Boy

Canadian actor David Alpay shirtless in the wonderfully historically inaccurate The Tudors.

In my not so humble opinion Shaun Hampson is the cutest person fisting balls and wearing short shorts at the moment (well it's how you play Aussie Rules). And it's the season for AFLers to get their tops off again.

As requested really keen 'survival' show presenter Bear Grylls naked, and American actor Cody Linley (and his lovely legs).

Australian rugby player Darren Lockyer with some other players, with some contrasting players, and not in the picture at all. Jake things Darren's teammate Cameron Smith will have a nice hairy behind, and he maybe right. After modeling underwear Kiwi player Dan Carter moves onto kilts. Bless he thinks he's in Braveheart.

And today's random cute at attention chap.

Boy who Speed When the cheeky Aussie actor Tim Draxl (who I think looks better minus the beard ) is wearing anything ( white behind ) his...