Scary Boy

German dancer (of a fun sort) Jason Beitel shirtless, looking scary, and this picture that Photobucket found scary. Fellow dancer Brandon Henschel (in the middle with big nipples) found Jason scary too, idiot. A big thank you to Frank for most of those.

Novak Djokovic has his shirt off so often he might as well not wear one.

Another actor who models on off days rather than waiting is the Anglo American Trent Ford who happily gets his top off for both acting and modeling.

German footballer Philipp Lahm is very talented, and he's OK at football.

And today's random cute overly made up chap.

Breakfast Boy

Above is Carmine Giovinazzo shirtless and cooking on last week's CSI New York. I'm not sure where I stand over him because he can look really good one second and then... You can download the clip here if you so wish.

Short shorts aren't limited to Aussie Rules players, some hurdlers wear them too. If the camera had been just a few inches to the right we could see if Chris Baillie goes commando or not, and when he's not airing his stomach fellow Brit Allan Scott likes shorter shorts outside than indoors. German Thomas Blaschek [his site] here seen shirtless and showing off the back of the new German Olympic yes it does look like a 70s curtain top wears the shortest shorts of all.

And British actor Edward Speleers doing some shirtless modeling in between gaps in his day job.

Lying Around Boy

Former Great Britain Water Polo player, model, and fitness trainer Ross Edgley [his site/MySpace] is a cute muscled young chap with a habit of lying around in only his underwear. What's not to like about him.

Harry thinks Hollyoaks' actor Chris Fountain needs to stop eating pies (and a lot of other things). British actor Scott Hazell [his MySpace] with his shirt off.

Actress Vivica Fox (never heard of her) at 'the world's only Tanning Butler contest' (sounds fun) with contestants Guido Trinidad, Leo Delattoz, and Kristen Lashure.

Serbian tennis player Novak Djokovic shirtless in the changing room with a big cup, and no that is not a euphemism.

And, from Ted, today's random cute chap who knows Mark Furze, and some random cute chaps.

Boys Beached

Above are some caps of what develops in Todd Lasance's trunks when he sees Lincoln Lewis, and I'll leave the description of the last cap to you. The caps were borrowed from here.

I was asked to cap British actor Clive Standen who played a grunt in last night's Dr Who episode The Sontaran Stratagem (and elsewhere). Clive's character got hypnotised (cue vacant stares) after a lot of overacting. He's a little hammy but rather attractive.

Some shirtless Australasian rugby beef Daniel Conn, Matt Hilder, and a scowling Luke O'Donnell.

And Brazilian professional volleyball player Gilberto Godoy Filho (aka Giba) who isn't shy about getting his top off regularly.

Contained Boy

Above is Milo Ventimiglia shirtless and chained up in a shipping container at the end of the first episode of the new season of Heroes. I do like Milo's mouth open, eyes wide way of acting confused. You can download the clip here.

Looking at American triathletes Andy Potts and Hunter Kemper I wonder why their support doesn't attract more spectators.

Footballer Morten Gamst Pedersen savages Wes Brown. Thanks Fred.

As requested a shirtless picture of British actor Harry Eden.

I think I'm developing a thing for rookie AFLer Colin Garland. I'll just have to hope Colin does one of those calenders that seem so popular.

And from anonymous comes today's random cute bedraggled chap who is apparently called Aaron. Mmmmm Aaron.

Damp Boys

Swimmers to start with chap of the moment (who hasn't punched anyone) the rather scrawny Eamon Sullivan who can look rather flat (but not always), and then work one's way through the Australian swimming team, at least twice, even three times, until you arrive at the blonder and more filling Kenrick Monk. I also get to make a bad pun about being behind (or needing to park my bike) the sculptural Kenrick (who I hope doesn't have grandfathers called Kenneth and Richard).

American swimmer Ryan Lochte does everything right but the hair (and the jewelery) and shaved Germans Christian Kubusch and Thomas Rupprath who shows some flesh.

Thanks to David and Sam.

Bush and Veld Boy

Above (thanks to Ted who borrowed it from Dreamcaps) is South African Australian Pop Idoler turned soap actor Dean Geyer with his top off firstly with food and then doing a bit of gardening. Dean, to use a geographical term, has a nicely forested crevice (but not his best one which is sadly covered up). You can download the clip here.

Former kidbander, and now actor Calvin Goldspink does his bit for modelling and showing us he can grow chest hair.

As requested as many shirtless pictures of AFL player Trent Croad that I can find. Just to go that little bit further here's his naked behind and what a few people have suggested is an interesting bulge.

And today's random cute sweaty boy.

Cop Boy

Above is American actor Teddy Spears playing a stripper on Ugly Betty. Call me shallow but tall blond men with a swimmer's build and nice behinds 'wearing' very little tends to put me off worrying about conversation. All need for talking disappears as Teddy looks so good oiled. As usual you can download the clip here.

Jake sent me this picture of a shirtless UK former kid's TV presenter and now daytime actor Matt Kennard.

As requested Norwegian ski jumper Bjorn Einar Romoren shirtless and former Pop Idol Australia contestant and now soap actor Dean Geyer in his underwear. Shirtless Danish/Portuguese hybrid James Sorenson is an ex model and like Dean is also in Australian soap Neighbours.

And Kiwi surfer Jay Quinn with his top off.

Reflected Boy

Above is a quick bit of shirtlessness in a mirror from Tory Belleci 'star' of the Discovery Channel's series MythBusters. Although I'm not complaining about the flesh show it seems rather pointless. You can download the clip here.

Trainer, and model Gregory Capra [his site] in only his underwear.

Edilson Nascimento, is apparently Brazil's newest male supermodel who did some underwear modeling for web retailer International Jock. Edilson does seem capable of just filling the underwear he's in but not always.

And big breasted German swimmer Paul Biedermann examining what he has in his rubber suit.

Boy Bonding

Footballers, a bit of shirtless Mexes and Ronaldo bonding, having a rather public fiddle, and a shirtless Martin Fenin. Thanks Fred.

Aussie Rules players do the can can, Brad Miller, Chad Fletcher, Aaron Davey, Colin Sylvia, and Graham Polak. Plus neither Will Thursfield or Kelvin Moore know where to put their hands.

Serbian tennis player Novak Djokovic sits in an interesting way.

Hairy British soap actor Chris Fountain shirtless, and pretending he does some exercise.

And from Tim here's today's random cute swimmer aka American college swimmer Joe Doyle.

History Boy

British actor Dominic Cooper looking beefy in horrid swimming shorts.

Speedo got some swimming chaps to model their new borg suits (and look really unhappy doing it) including Germany's Thomas Rupprath, Frenchman Hugues Duboscq who is a bit of a lefty, the UK's Liam Tancock (I'm sure he's heard all the puns), plus Austrian Markus Rogan [his site] who sports a nicely sized bulge (and can have taken a really pants photo).

Nobody has explained the reason behind getting wheelie bins full of ice water and having shirtless Scottish rugby players to stand in them. As there are two players in each things come to mind but then they go solo (and hairy). It makes Sean Lamont happy whatever the reason.

And forgetting it's been done German tennis player Nicolas Kiefer takes off his shirt and throws it into the crowd.

Charlie's Boy

Australian soap actor Mark Furze is cute in a beefy sort of way but I wish he'd give Farrah Fawcett her hair back.

Thanks to (another) Mark for this shot of English cricketers (l-r) James Anderson, Stuart Broad and Alistair Cook doing their naked Cosmo Centrefold.

Swimmers showing off some flesh, the sculptural Brit Mark Foster, the less defined Brit David Davies, American Ryan Lochte who is into mid air displays, Michael Phelps looking as bright as ever, Russian Yuriy Prilukov is excited at winning, and the cute but violent Australian Nick D'Arcy. I was impressed how Australian TV always managed to feature Nick in a pair of speedos when doing reports on him.

Jan spotted something impressive about Belgian cyclist Tom Boonen, can you guess what it is?

Peter wanted you to see Australian trampolinist Ben Wilden.

And today's random cute bit of blond probably just caught doing something naughty bit of fluff from Kevin.

Pattern Boy

Shirtless bathing AFLers Grant Birchall, and Trent Croad with Campbell Brown who has done something very odd with his chest hair, it's almost heart shaped. Following on in the chest hair pattern thingy How I Met Your Mother's Josh Radnor shirtless going with an lozenge shape.

Footballers (of the everywhere but American and Australia version (possibly Ireland)) Cristiano Ronaldo has his top off which has never, ever happened before (and nothing to do with endorsement deals), teammate Owen Hargreaves, here seen halfway shirtless, looks good even with his hair, what's down Patrick Helmes' shorts, a shirtless Tamas Hajnal looks small, and big shirted Christopher Schorch gets tested or 'tested'.

And thanks to Andrew here are today's random cute chaps.

Afternoon All

Real life, the evil thing that it is, intervened and coupled with a 'dongle' that didn't work where it was supposed to posting has suffered a little.

When I feel slightly more human (sadly not a Native American name) things will return as near to normal as I get which is in the right country but possibly not the right province.

Markus Daun

Steve J

With thanks to:

Who Boy

Do the readers of gossip magazines would find it difficult guessing whose pert young behind this is? A clue is that he plays the same sport as shirtless Australian James Troisi. No not tiddlywinks.

Italians Michele Benedetti and Franscesco Dell'Uomo seem to have managed looking good while diving better than German's Patrick Hausding and Sascha Klein have.

AFLer Trent West has a fun way to celebrate with a teammate, not wearing shorts would make it easier.

And racing driver Marco Andretti shirtless.

Ivan and Bryan

With thanks to:

Toga Boy

Canadian actor now in Berlin Benjamin Sadler tends to be in sword and sandle epics hence the showing off a nipple in tunics and OTT chains, and I'm not sure I like the sub Ronan from Stargate Atlantis look American Steven Strait has, but I do like the trying to look cool but failing look Bo Barrett goes for.

Hungarian freestyle swimmer Gergo Kis and his buoyant behind, Australian Travis Nederpelt forgot his bow and arrow, plus from Erik here's a shirtless American Ryan Lochte tries too hard, possibly.