Boy Fived

Five reasons to want to play with Chris Fountain.

In Australian soap Neighbours, developments start in Sam Clark's (centre) shorts then move into James Sorenson's (right), and possibly Dean Geyer (left) joins in. In Home and Away, Chris Hemsworth is with Paul O'Brien, and Mark Furze, Mark Furze is with his hair, plus Conrad Coleby and Todd Lasance.

These VFL players look like they have a fun celebration planned.

As requested Kevin McDaid formerly of British boyband V shirtless with fellow band member Mark Harle. I always preferred Mark over Kevin (and Kevin when he didn't shave off his trail).

And swimmer Michael Phelps and his package.

Like His Name Boy

Former American national gymnast Jason Furr (who is now sporting a new beard) training with his top off.

When he's not looking confused or fiddling with his bits former Big Brother inmate Dale Howard just can't stop showing off his armpits in public. Dale (or more likely his manager) seems to think it's a look that will extend his fifteen minutes a few seconds longer.

Max Evans, brother of ex boybander and now rugby player Thom, has wonderful thighs, and a nicely developed bulge (the chap on the right is cute too).

And, thanks to Markus, today's random cute bagpipe players, more of them here.

Boy Jack

As requested the instructively named Aussie Rules player Kieren Jack doing smooth blond fluff perfectly. I do though prefer the chap with the beardy thing between Kieren and Jesse White (now there's an idea).

Australian rugby player Cameron Smith gets his shorts pulled down.

Neighbours actor James Sorenson and his behind look rather good shirtless draped across a sofa plus Home and Away's Luke Jacobz having his chest waxed. When I see Luke in this position waxing isn't my first thought.

And British singer James Morrison shirtless but not jacketless.

Today's borrowings have been from here and here.

Auction Boy

I was asked to cap this chap who is a porter (if that's the right word) at an auction house featured on Bargain Hunt. The big stick pun is too easy.

Things that annoy me, American swimmer Ryan Lochte in far, far too many clothes, and actor Greg Vaughan with a shaved chest.

Aussie Rules player Lance Franklin training hard, as does Kiwi rugby player Luke MacAlistair.

Whilst there are pictures [a link to some naughty pictures] of Joseph Sayers that might engender mild heart attacks in Photobucket's censors I'm not sure why Joseph shirtless in a pair of jeans, or with the top button undone upset them.

And, thanks to Andrew, today's random cute Lord of the Flies boy and boys.

Daniel Conn

Ponder Boy

As Wall Street hovers on the brink the question of the day is English footballer Frank Lampard smooth or hairy?

I know Mr Miley Cyrus and International Jock model, Justin Gatson spends a lot of time standing around showing off his armpits and wearing next to nothing, but shouldn't he put on something more/else to go to church?

And Aussie Rules player Stephen Tiller is cute but he should stop wearing those support pants things, or a top, or shorts, or underwear...

Sandwich Boys

The behinds of Skins actors Dev Patel (top) and Joe Dempsie (bottom) with a filling of Joe from the front, thanks Markus.

Hawthorn Hawk Trent Croad blesses the water and Lance Franklin notices that he's being watched.

I like American actor Zachary Levi even when he looks silly and shaves his chest and his pits, but I much prefer him with longer hair everywhere.

Estonian rowers Leonid Gulov and Tonu Endrekson and a headless wonder from this year's Oxford crew. Thanks Paul.

And Chris Fountain and some female.

Northern Boy

Jonathan Fagerlund [his site] is a cute Swedish former boybander going solo as 'James Blunt meets Take That'.

Jake sent me some scans from the Hollyoaks 2009 Calendar, so here is Ashley Taylor-Dawson, Chris Fountain, Andrew Moss, Sonny Flood, and Jamie Lomas proving you can overdo photoshop.

Australian rugby player Karmichael Hunt topless.

I was asked to identify the blond chap who played a rentboy on Footballer's Wives. He's called Richard Burke and he's mildly hairy (stop the developing obsession). You can find more of Richard and his sex scene here.

And can you see anything up AFLer Mark McVeigh's shorts?

Dr No Boy

Steve Jones emerges from the sea, water slowly dripping off his hairy chest as he looks straight as you, and I hope Steve is as good in bed as I daydream he is. Thanks to his Telespyness.

Australian cricketer Michael Clarke in his underwear which should be the kit as it would make cricket more than just a complicated rain dance.

As 'tis the season Australian rugby players strip for their 2009 calenders here's John Williams pretends he knows what he's doing on a boat, and gets a tad over ambitious, while Michael Sullivan likes continuous improvement or sea mountains (I like his trail).

And Argentine tennis player Juan Monaco shaves his chest but not his chin.

Legend Boy

Above is British actor Colin Morgan with his top off in the first episode of the BBC series Merlin. After the pile of horse manure that was Bonekickers I was pleasantly surprised and not just because Colin was allowed to keep his chest hair. Hopefully Colin topless will be a regular plot element. You can download the clip here or here.

Question of the day is John Hopoate the fingerer, or the fingeree?

Even Stevens produced AJ Trauth and Shia LeBeouf but also gave us Nick Spano who did beefy, hairy, and not that bright perfectly.

And Gold Coast Titan (rugby) Kayne Lawton 'wearing' a towel.

Triple C Boy

Chase Crawford is so very pretty.

Following on from Nick Youngquest (does anyone know why Nick has a tattoo in Swedish?) yesterday, Aussie rugby player Daniel Conn in some underwear trying to generate a modeling career. Same too many tattoos problem again though.

McFly's Danny Jones takes a bath and shouts about it, must be a big event for him.

As requested British former boybander, model, and dancer Glenn Ball in a progression from in top, through half and half, to shirtless.

And because I haven't posted him for ages Paul Walker with his acting coach. If there is a competition for worst photo of Paul here's my entry.

Eight Boy

Boybander and now actor Calvin Goldspink (too easy) in some water and as requested Calvin [his site] beefy and slightly hairy on Life Is Wild.

Excuse a moment of blondness but I forget who I borrowed these caps of Gossip Girl's Chace Crawford in his boxers acting his little heart out in off the shelf scene 34: chap and chapess get undressed and into bed, get caught, and chap runs away.

I sort of missed American soap actor Jordi Vilasuso, perhaps he didn't do that many cap worthy scenes.

And Australian rugby player Nick Youngquest is back modeling underwear again, which is a good thing. They are over lighting him, and he's got more tattoos, which is a bad thing.

Dakota Boy

American model Kellan Lutz does get forced to wear the most interesting of clothing but they do let one daydream.

Over the pond British model and aspiring boybander Dean Stansby [his MySpace] does things with electrical sleeving, and vacant stares, is a bit creased, plus for some reason I gave this chap Dean's name as a filename.

Aussie rules players Rhys Palmer and Trent Croad might be ten years apart but they could still play with each other, on the pitch.

And Peter Tuinstra is an American model slash actor working in of all places Thailand.

Dressed Boy

British model Alex Wilcox does builder, diver, fashion criminal, and a bit of blatant nudity (though not of the Joseph Sayers bits on full display class).

Chris Carmack is strokable even when wet.

Red Rose kindly sent me a number of pictures of former Australian soap actor Chris Hemsworth who has proved that it doesn't matter how wooden your acting is as long as you take your top off and off on a regular basis it'll get you a part in a Star Trek movie. Sadly the 'hot boy action' that this magazine suggests didn't involve Chris, or mean what you'd think.

And the cute New Zealand rugby union player Tamati Ellison.

Bolton Boy

In my version of the Olympics, British cyclist Jason Kenny, gold for displaying chest hair with the flag, and gold for displaying chest hair with amazingly long arms.

How to make a fun but bad horror series, get the main protagonist, in this case Scott Garrison, to take off his top, get him chained up with his arms above his head while getting harassed by a Dom DeLuise clone, struggle trying to get away from two extras (who are probably Goon #1 and Goon #2 in the credits) then throw him in a 'swamp'. Thanks Tom.

And as requested Irish actor AJ Buckley with his shirt off on CSI New York.

Lean Boy

British actor Nicholas Hoult leans against a wall looking all come and get me.

Austrian swimmer Markus Rogan [his site] in speedos solo, and speedos and trunks with some females, poor chap.

I'm nearly obsessional enough about Lee Pace that I think he looks sexy dressed like this.

Australian ball boys, rugby player Cooper Cronk parades around in just his shorts with his teammates while fellow rugby player Denan Kemp catches a ball, and footballer Massimo Murdocca in the pool.

German Formula One driver Nico Rosberg invents the tennis ball comet.

And today's random cute water polo playing chap.

Cadet Boy

American model and actor Colton Haynes and his nipples dressed in what I'm assuming is a West Point cadet's uniform. In those trousers getting excited would be rather public and don't they give you a shirt to wear too.

As requested AFLer Nick Lower with top off solo, in a couple, and a group effort, and Kevin Sacre with Matt Milburn in 'bondage kit' on one of those late night Hollyoaks thingys. I think we can all think of better things to do with Kevin when he's on all fours than use him as table. I'm still looking for Kirk Cameron shirtless.

And, from left to right, Stuart Manning, Kent Riley, Anthony Quinlan, and Ricky Whittle strip and Stuart bulging on Hollyoaks.

Various Boy

He's been in a boyband, been a solo artist, modeled, dressed up as a girl for a reality show, done some acting, and now is on the X Factor, Austin Drage nice body, possibly trying too hard.

Someone requested Canadian actor David Alpay mainly I suspect because he's in The Tudors. Well here's David minus the beard and some items of clothing in the film Ararat.

Borrowed from here, American actor Lee Pace (who has the wonderful middle name Grinner) proving that some people can look cute whatever they are dressed in and whatever happens to their hair.

One of the new bits of totty on Home and Away is Luke Jacobz who gets his kit off on screen with great alacrity.

And the cutest British diver Blake Aldridge.

Riding Boy

British cyclist Ross Edgar [his site] and his lycra filling abilities. Let's hope that Ross is a grower too.

One of Nick's (and other people's) model Ethan Reynolds does wearing underwear Western style, with things written on him, standing in a stream, in the navy with some chap called Ben, in the sea, and on the rocks.

And as requested Sydney AFLer Barry Hall takes a shower, and all I have of this rather playable with but nameless random cute chap.

Spear Boy

Above is one of my favourite Aussie Rules players Lance Franklin (the picture gets bigger if you click on it) who seems to have been on a swimwear wearing binge. Fellow Hawthorn Hawks player Campbell Brown (hairy) has been dressed up as a gladiator, as was Matthew Primus (also hairy) but in a more plasticated way. It's odd how often Matthew gets pictured with the insides of his thighs showing. Which is better Jamie Charman's thighs or his behind?

Justin Hartley looks rather good in costume.

And if Bill did tyre replacement centres, thanks Noel.

Boys Salute

German rowers Tomasz Wylenzek and Christian Gille celebrate winning something, most savagable Germans in a boat? Thanks to David.

Belgian decathlete Hans van Alphen's bulge or pecs, discuss.

Take two naturally hairy actors Justin Hartley and Agim Kaba (Albanian American apparently), one shaves, the other goes bearskin rug. Borrowed from Superherofan. I nearly prefer his hairiness to Justin, nearly. I also prefer this Chris Fountain to this Chris Fountain, does that make me a bad person?

And Russian gymnast Anton Golutsutskov awaits his turn.

Pretty Boy

Zac Efron knows he's pretty (or how to market himself well).

The slightly over muscled Kyal Marsh since leaving Aussie soap Neighbours has had his top off rather at lot recently. Hasn't Kyal realised that when you leave a soap you have a pop career even if you can't sing.

Casperfan has caps and a download link to the infamous (mainly because TV execs are ok with simulated sex as long as it's straight) Footballer's Wives 'gay sex' scene.

Australian travel show host Jason Dundas in the mountains, on the dock, and in the kitchen. Draped well leaning against a work surface doesn't have the same cachet as by the sea.

And as requested Michael Phelps' bulge and pits.

BB Boys

British actor Ben Barnes runs down the street in only his jeans (but with a bigger version of Alex Pettyfer's tattoo) and in bed cuddling a big stuffed animal.

Can you see anything up AFLer Daniel Giansiracusa's shorts?

I want to savage American soap actor Blake Berris, though I expect there's a queue. Lanky, a bit geeky, hairy in a natural way, fills his underwear well, doesn't get excited when surrounded by women in their underwear, almost perfect. But Blake nudity is a much better way to show commitment to your cause. Borrowed from Andrew.

And every hotel should come with a Jim Verraros in the room, thanks Marcus.

Badly Photoshopped Boys

Above is a wonderfully bad photo of British actors (L-R) Ashley Taylor Dawson, Chris Fountain, Jamie Lomas and Ricky Whittle from UK teen soap Hollyoaks.

AFLer Patrick Veszpremi is rather cute if lacking definition, credit as per tag.

It seems that if you are Welsh and a TV presenter you have to be black haired and hairy like Matt Johnson (or Gethin Jones, or Steve Jones (and have a surname starting with 'J') etc).

Formerly of Big Brother UK, Dale Howard tries to expand fifteen minutes, to fifteen minutes and thirty-five seconds.

Pop Idoler and actor Jim Verraros has tried to go from cutesy to butch. I think he looks fine without the beardy thing.

Somebody wanted American actor Brad Hawkins shirtless, I found him naked.

And today's random cute staring chappy.

Boy Boxer

Thanks to Markus, here is British boxer Amir Khan a bit hairy.

From UK teen soap Hollyoaks Andrew Moss shirtless, hairy, and rather feline, Sonny Flood (named after the British summer) with his top off doing a calendar shot, a shirtless Sonny with Kent Riley getting into position, finding something to hold onto, and yes he's hairy, yes he's cute but I just wish that Chris Fountain had a bit less of an overhang. Thanks to and for their contributions.

And the hairy chest of British actor Rupert Evans.

Cosmopolitan Boys

Daniel Holdsworth

Andrew Walker

Andrew Welsh

Chris Johnson

Tom Hislop

Nick Youngquest

The Naked for Cause charity is launching a ‘Gods of Football’ calendar and here are a few of the bits of beef involved.You can find these and the ones I wasn't that impressed with here.

Requested Boys

A post to answer some recent requests which (mostly) have three things in common.

Robin Hood, the Politically Correct Years actor Jonas Armstrong strolling down a beach in his swimwear. Fellow British (and Northern) actor Andrew Lee Potts proving that you can see a cute (if a tad dorky) guy with his shirt off and first think that he should eat something, behave. Actor, Northern, British, Ian Curtis was in Cracker during which he stripped to his underwear, got tied to a bed, which is something he gets upset about. Well there was a female involved.

And former AFL player and now model Luke Speers with his top off modeling ugly curtains and peacock feathers.

I still have to find a hairy Amir Khan, and a shirtless Kirk Cameron.

Festive Boys

At this year's Roskilde summer rock festival in Denmark some of the crowd get naked, write all over themselves, and have a race, or watch it. This chap may have won. Thanks Fred.

As as requested, and borrowed from this chap, British diver Blake Aldridge in his speedos.

Following on, from Hal, X Factor contestant Leon Jackson lying around on a couch with his shirt off in the end, and Scott Mechlowicz surrounded by cute chaps.

And [corrected] today's random cute, by the lakes, chaps.