Newly on the Market this Year Boy

To usher in the New Year above is the top of Gethin Jones' crack. Please feel free to invent some relevance or just look on.

And Boys

American actor now underwear model Michael Trevino does some wooden posing, shows an armpit, then both armpits, showing some definition, with black and grey lines, and lies down looking uncomfortable.

American underwear model now actor Alan Ritchson is rather good playing a dumb jock who gets himself unhappily suspended in his underwear on an American football goal (?) in Blue Mountain State.

And Canadian actor and shockingly model Corey Sevier as defined as he usual is.

Boys Shorted

Some tather cute triathletes who bulge both in lycra shorts and more in speedos.

American actor Parker Bagley got himself replaced by International Jock model Drew van Acker on Pretty Little Liars even though he looked good with his top off on the show. The tattoo, claw thingy, and being in a cave might give a clue as to the cubby part Parker played in the Grimm episode Bears will be Bears.

And Snow Patrol's Gary Lightbody with his top off showing the fire break in his fur.

Boy Returns

Although his comeback isn't going that well Ian Thorpe still looks good in speedos from front and back. Even a defurred Ian can leave very little to our imagination.

Canadian actor Jean-Luc Bilodeau even after being eaten (in the bad way) on Supernatural is not against frolicing shirtless with his mates, getting himself wet, showing off his navel, in pink on rail tracks, and being moody.

And a possible way to make me like football.

Crimbo Time

Kieron Richardson, James Atherton, and Robert Norbury do Christmas Cheese

A merry whatever you celebrate even if it's a day off.

Boy Makes It

To make it in America you have to be cute and hairy (and have someone on top of you) if Bryan Greenberg is anything to go by. Bryan grinning isn't you strong point, trailing is.

McFly's Harry Judd prances or something like that with his top off well enough to win Strictly Come Dancing (yes it does). It has been suggested that Harry's success is down to the amount of flesh he was showing which looking at his choice of costume may have some truth to it. Others argues that this sort of costume has another audience. Regardless Harry is continuing his good work after the show.

And Steven Strait looks cute when being 'rock star'.

Boy in the Natural

A less airbrushed Australian Rules player Daniel Giansiracusa still looks rather savagable with his top off.

A selection of random cute chaps, the dark and handsome, the nice and chunky, the oddly camouflaged speedos (if he gets lost in a beetroot patch), and  the furry with camera.

Snow Patrol's Gary Lightbody shirtless and hairy in a you can read whatever you like into it situation.

Stage actors Tom Ross Williams (in the jumper) and Toby Wharton do beefy and the geek rather well.

And some fluff can look good regardless of the pose they are in.

di Boy

It is always good to see British actor Matt di Angelo with his top off, and this quasi Dr No arrival from the depths is no exception. I do prefer my Greek with an Italian name fluff with more fur and less stubble. Credit as per taggage.

British model Sean Chard has had a makeover (some are better than others) since looking twelve (well neck up) on Sky Living's oil slick humpingtonshire of a show Hunks. Sean on his back in various industrial settings seems to popular.

And Canadian ice hockeyist Michael Zigomanis with his behind out, thanks Rusty.

Boy who used To

Fluff in pink underwear sometimes with a towel, formerly of Hollyoaks Marcus Patrick, formerly of Big Brother UK Dale Howard, and formerly (spotting a pattern?) of Coronation Street Danny Young.

American actor, singer, etc, etc, etc, Jonathan Groff strips down to his well nothing at all, and then for some reason wanders around (that's a big pipe) naked in a storeroom setting.

And is it off to prefer Shaggy (Nick Palatas) over Fred (Robbie Amell)?

Boy of the Period

Briefs filling British actor Aaron Johnson wanders shirtless and dirty into the scullery to get spied on (or to wash) in the film Albert Nobbs.

Aussie Rules player and armpit display champion Ben McGlynn, here seen shirtless alone, in a pair, and a group, might not be the tallest chap but often short chaps are more fun (awaits moans).

And a master class on Chuck featuring Ryan McPartlin on how to do fluff in peril.

Boy who can Dance

Harry Judd won Strictly Come Dancing (awaits the messy pun based naughty movie). He was especially good at the Bûlgé dans le Blanc.

Days of Our Lives' Andrew Trischitta is apparently ticklish which is important to some as are all the teenager stereotypes, iPod check, board shorts check, angst check, mouth breathing check, and confused near a female check.

British actor Wilfred Taylor (and his late Victorian hair) pulled some faces (he can do happy and miserable too) whilst shirtless in a bath on Holby City. Yes Wilfred they have left your chest fluff.

And when the title says it all, 'Jake Gyllenhaal- Shirtless, Pantless, Furry, and Sexy'.

Boy in Burgundy

As requested some downloadable video of a younger trailing Jesse 'oh bless' Spencer and his behind in speedos (and out of them in other shows) on Neighbours. And people wondered why the show was so popular.

The Tittensor twins, Elliott and Luke, visit the pizza shop (one of them just happens to be shirtless).

I wasn't aware that pulling down shorts won you points in Aussie Rules but it looks fun, and  Trent McKenzie and Zac Smith stroll along the beach.

And a collective noun (a 'poking'?) of Scottish triathletes in their SkinFits.

North Town Boy

Australian basketballer Mitch Norton (even with his silly beardy thing or his odd choices of haircut) is cute (as is this chap of the same name) if  rather adorkable.

As requested but shirty furry Matt Dea fills his Aussie Ruler uniform top but isn't involved in a flying orgy.

Coronation Street's chunky Ryan Thomas 'dressed' in shiny gold boxers for some reason. Ryan would look a lot better lying around like this with more fur. Credit as per taggage.

And a dated triathlete in his Borg suit.

Boy Showered

Either with short or longer hair Aussie Rules player Jordan Roughead is quite cute even when getting sprayed (with water).

Probably best know for the BBC's Horrible Histories show Mathew Baynton (with a clothed Darren Boyd) skinny and shirtless in tight underwear (and Matt Smith's hair). I wonder what Mathew and Darren are waiting for in those poses?

And British actor Mark Umbers looks like he's just walked out of a 1970s film.

Boy of the Stairs

When he played Aussie Rules Jordan Bannister used to get himself pictured shirtless regularly, now he's an umpire less so.

Swiss triathlete Adrian Haller has part of him effected by gravity. Here is his site.

Although I much prefer his alter ego Hairy Judd I have to admit that Harry Judd with his top off is always a good thing to see.

And Chuck's Zachary Levi gets attacked by some flying pink squares in all the wrong places.

Skinny Boy

Shameless' Elliott Tittensor (who is rarely in anything more than underwear) in boxers is good, in ones that show a goodly bit of bulging is better.

Breaking all the short shorts rules some of these Aussie Rules players are in speedos and not black ones either. At least Callan Ward can be relied on unlike David Pocock who is wearing green speedos. David smuggles melons as well as budgies.

And a random rower in tight kit almost demands innuendo.

Boy Behind You

American actors Brandon Quinn (don't look) and Chris J Johnson try and act with a shirtless Canadian Andrew Walker (showing off his body on television yet again), behind them. A quick fall of a towel and the scene could have been a lot more fun.

Northern Irish rugby player Stephen Ferris mixes his imagery whilst shirtless.

Scared Aussie Rules player Stewart Crameri has had his top somewhat ripped off (me get savaged), shame it wasn't his shorts.

And some geek totty Big Bang Theory's Simon Helberg sort of shirtless.

Of Shorts and Boys

Aussie Rules players Kurt Tippett in only his short shorts, Scott Pendlebury in support shorts, while Sean Rusling follows Kurt's approach.

Alex Reid, Marcus Patrick, Dale Howard, and Danny Young in pink underwear (and towels).

Bret Harrison was joined by Nicholas D'Agosto, some fruit, underwear choices, Nic's chest triangle, and some rather public nudity in Mardi Gras: Spring Break. Perhaps Heroes was the high point of Nicholas' career but I hope not.

And somebody wanted to see what Rav Wilding looked like from the front.

Boy Rewarded

Jonathan Chase asks and receives (they're acting) in Another Gay Movie, give the boy a hand.

Canadian ice hockey player Kris Letang shirtless on the dock, by a window, in the water, with a big trophy, in the locker room, whilst being rude, and on a board.

And former squaddie, and policeman now a presenter Rav Wilding naked in a shower.

Boy Rises

Feel free to pun away about the above picture of Danell Leyva, thanks to his Swedishness.

A bearded Jesse Spencer first smiles then looks a little bored (minus the curtains he has on House). They just happened to have a black sheet there just before he goes surfing.

Kiwi actor Khan Chittenden has moved from speedo fluffiness on teen beach based shows (here with Christopher Foy and Adam Saunders) to period prison based  rear nudity. More of Khan's behind can be seen here.

And as requested former British 'tennis player' Tim Henman practising topless.

Playwright's Boy

If it had been blond American actor Wilson Bethel emerging from the Caribbean, not a swamp as here in the Hart of Dixie Dr No would have been a rather different film. Wilson gets a show off your body in front of a nurse scene but it's a female nurse.

German actor and mild Justin Bartha clone Jonathan Müller looks good (if a tad foggy) naked from the front and the rear. I've visited Germany many a time but have yet to be greeted like this when I knock on the door, and this from a country which has nudity on television and adverts like this.

And Aussie swimmer Eamon Sullivan shows off a tit.

Boy of Promise

Cuban American gymnast Danell Leyva, here seen shirtless, has a promising bulge even in gym trousers and when upside down.

Home and Away's David Jones Roberts needs stroking, amongst other things.

The happily shirtless Darren 'Christmas pun' Jolly knows how to use his Aussie Rules shorts to full advantage front and back, plus here is Dane Swan from behind in damp shorts.

And the McFly get nude for the publicity stunt of the month.

Boys Bundle

Is this what happens when Aussie Rules players get too excited during a match?

Sleepy American actor Bret Harrison (close your mouth) plays an oft shirtless slacker (close your mouth) yet again (but not called Sam this time) but this one (close your mouth) gets drunk and wears ugly underwear (close your mouth) in rarely performed Ibsen play Mardi Gras: Spring Break.

And does wanting to liquidate Jason Cook's beard make me a bad person?

Boy Pulls Faces

Ashton Holmes' occasional tendency to overact (the more the worse the show) can divert one's attention from how cute in a chap next door sort of way he is.

To do a locker room scene (this one in the made for TV movie Legendary) get the cute chaps to the centre and make sure the underwear is tight then get fluff, such as Tyler Posey, frolicing at the front. Why Devon Graye is wearing a T shirt is anyone's guess.

And the best thing about Spanish language soaps like Los Herederos del Monte is they don't let the plot interfere with the shirtlessness.

Standing Boy

A shirtless and furry (well it's work) American actor Mason McCulley gets savaged by a giant (possibly) in Grey's Anatomy.

Kiwi rugby player Richard Kahui's sadly shorts clad behind.

It is total drivel but 'reality' show Signed by Katie Price featured Billy Harding going for a retro look (circa 1946) and this guy (looks a tad like Blue's Lee Ryan) who went for the tight top/top off approach to get attention.

Former Aussie soap actor Lincoln Lewis being coy.

And is it how American actor Sam Horrigan is standing or is that a rather promising bulge?

Boy in Bed

Above, thanks to Bradley, are American actors Jonathan Chase and Ron Melendez having a foursome (with two lasses) in Chemistry. There is a lot of Chase behind on display but you have to watch carefully to see some Chase bittage (when he gets into position and answers the call). You can download the clip here or here.

For someone so innocent looking American model Kody Corduan [his ModelMayhem] does a lot of writhing around almost naked and in his underwear.

And some Kevin Pietersen trailage (and thighage).

Boys Tightened

Some more Aussie Rules draftees who need to get their tops off Beau Black, Jesse Field, Ryan Monaghan, and Nick Ryan (nobody told me we'd been successful on the Sipos clone program).

It is good to see that Jonathan Chase is continuing his Another Gay Movie rear nudity on the show Chemistry. Although they have done despicable things to Jonathan's chest  a career based on being a sex toy of sorts can't be a bad one. More of what is under Jonathan's towel tomorrow, hopefully.

And Australian rugby player Dale Copley in just his swimmers.

None Boy

The occasionally furry American actor Matt Barr played a douche rather well on Harper's Island (hopefully he was acting) and now he has decided to beef up but keep the hair cliff.

British gymnast Daniel Keatings knows all the right moves and is happily (and moodily) shirtless on various bits of gym equipment (the names of which I'll get wrong) though I still think he looks the cutest being all preppy as our American cousins would put it.

And Merlin's Bradley James with his top off. I do hope his chest fur is in Equity.

Crap Beach Boys

Above are the best bits of fluff from the reality show Bondi Rescue.

Being seen shirtless with the late Amy Winehouse and dressed with Danny Cipriani has helped Josh Bowman get an acting gig showing some flesh and pretending to be drunk with Ashton Holmes.

Some chap called Danny who I forget the surname of but is rather cute.

And Steven R McQueen goes for an Efron (a bit of public shirtlessness in front of photographer) whilst Zachary Quinto is in a PVC suit and Teddy Sears is naked.

Boy on the Line

Today's Canadian actor wearing not much on American television is...Stephen Amell. Sadly things stop in all the wrong places for Stephen (or us) in Hung. It is a clear example of so near but so far nudity (or a desire to literally keep just inside the rules).

American actor Sam Horrigan is one of those actors who tends to produce a 'he's cute wasn't he in...' (8 Simple Rules, Joan of Arcadia, and the like) response but not much else. Here he is playing a fangbanger (near enough I suppose) on True Blood.

And Aussie rugby player James O'Connor finds the jet.

Background of Boys

Today's clip features Canadian actor Connor Widdows in a sea of shirtless bits of mostly towel clad diverse totty in a locker room scene in the Fairly Legal episode Benched. You can download Connor, his trail, his tattoo, and his friends here or here.

Now that McFluff's Harry Judd is sadly less hairy than he used to be it is pleasing that he still manages to look in need of a good savage in tight trousers and a leather jacket, but he is still rather overdressed.

And though I like to see him oiled up did they have to use crude on Henry Cavill?

Boy Finishes

British gymnast Daniel Keatings, who can look like he's just orgasmed when finished a discipline, shirtless on the balance beams.

Darren Criss pulling off looking sexy whilst looking silly, and after he has borrowed Corbin Bleu's High School Franchise hair (and cheesey grin). I've noticed that Darren's top offidness is reaching Zac Efron levels (yes really) which is good.

And a shirtless Gavin Henson's behind trying to burst out of tight trousers.

Boy to Ride

English racing cyclist Alex Dowsett is cute even in his helmet but wears far too much.

Furry and bulging American actor Bryan Greenberg is rather nice in tight underwear, and looks like he is a rather pleasing (if just to him) ride. I must test that out.

And blond fluff John Andresen model Alex displaying his armpits in black and white underwear. More of  Alex can be found here.

Boy Linked (badly)

In a totally unlaboured way A to C, British actor Andrew Hayden Smith, a ditto Charlie Bewley, a developed Corbin Bleu, and English rugby player Danny Care.

Australia, the land of the tight armless sports kit, the lined swimmers, damp plus dry chest fuzz on television, and the habit of doing dirty work in one specific type of top, as exampled by Home and Away's David Jones Roberts. David keep your chin up and your mouth closed except at appropriate times.

And new Aussie Rulers Brandon Ellis and Corey Gault.

Reading on his Boy

A bulging in just his pants (UK usage) Tom Ellis is allowed a beard but has to trim his fur on The Fades.

Justin kindly sent me some pictures of One Life to Live's Ford Brothers  Nic Robuck, David Gregory, and Lenny Platt in the sauna.

And three more draft AFLers Devon Smith, Dom Tyson, and Elliot Kavanagh.

Boys in the Dark

Above are some screencaps from the promo video for Dieux du Stade for 2012 which is a sea of (part Haskell) beef and their naked behinds (hence the need for a boat). You can download the shocking behindfest here and/or here.

Zac thinks that American actor Jeremy Renner looks cute in this picture.

Another Aussie actor with his top off on American television Louis Hunter looking oddly cheesy (and minus his fluff but with his hair).

And (easier to take than Chris Martin) Coldplay's Guy Berryman in a taxi with his top off.

Boys to Chose

A selection of the new fluff to grace the Aussie Rules pitch, a rather overdressed Stephen Coniglio, imagining the showers Lachlan Boyd, Jed Bews needs a stylist, Matthew Buntine for some reason, and good start kit wise Michael Mascoulis.You can make your own picks here.

As requested after yesterday's visuals Neil Jackson's pod based (until he gets released) shirtlessness on Stargate SG1.

And formerly of Hollyoaks (and other excuses to show some flesh) Nico Mirallegro with dirty feet.

More of the Boys

One Life to Lives' Nic Robuck, David Gregory, and Lenny Platt in their towels 'acting' in a rather leggy way.

John Andresen model Sondre shows off his armpits in underwear, tease, squeeze bits, and naked from side and back. More of Sondre can be found here.

Some more borrowing from Oliver of American actor and model Kellan Lutz in and out his chains.

And apparently Hollyoaks' Rob Norbury is for January.

Boy Repeats

Neil Jackson [his site] in another part for which it is vital for him to take his shirt off (and his trousers if what is supposed to be happening off screen was). Under all the blondness he's not a bad actor.

It might not be how it looks but is it me or is the beefy (or he's a relief map of the South Downs) Lenny Platt's character on American soap One Life to Live making a naughty film in a mutually unhappy way (might just be the only look he does)? Lenny also looks oiled up but only from a distance.

And here is Kellan Lutz shirtless and chained up, thanks Oliver (for the picture).

From the Rear Boys

I will miss The Fades and how much of the male cast it got to show off their naked behinds. A naked Joe Dempsie wandering out of a tunnel would feed many a Media Studies dissertation.

They might have shaved off Jai Courtney's luscious fur (seemingly everywhere), given him a tragic dye job, and got him to wear the world's baggiest posing pouch on Spartacus: Blood And Sand but I would still [add sword based innuendo] him all over the arena. Oh the fun I could have with this.

And Belgian cyclist Tom Boonen oft shown behind.

Boy Turns

American model turned actor turned model Michael Tervino still seems to be chained up on the Vampire Diaries. Call me overly practical but if you (and your erect nipples) need to be restrained while shirtless during certain parts of the lunar cycle why not pick somewhere other than a cave?

Athlete and part of the Belgian armpit display team (shirtless or otherwise) Thomas van der Plaetsen (or 'Plasticine' as the spell check kindly suggests), here seen shirtless dry and when damp, is possibly an acquired taste but he does have a slight bit of Matt Smith in him (either way is fine).

And the dressed up Justin Hartley and Michael Shanks give me ideas (I've probably got the grammar all wrong).

Forested Legs Boy

Above is former soap actor (who will do most things for money) Danny Young and his furry legs.

Canadian actor Corey Sevier [his site] doing some period based (hence the hair) shirtlessness on the Murdoch Mysteries. Who knew that very tight armless tops (nipply) and baggy boxers (with possible bouncing) were rowing kit in the early 1900s.

And if Sebastian Stan wants to do shirtless pictures he shouldn't cover up his face, nice trail though (like this).