Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Standing Boy

A shirtless and furry (well it's work) American actor Mason McCulley gets savaged by a giant (possibly) in Grey's Anatomy.

Kiwi rugby player Richard Kahui's sadly shorts clad behind.

It is total drivel but 'reality' show Signed by Katie Price featured Billy Harding going for a retro look (circa 1946) and this guy (looks a tad like Blue's Lee Ryan) who went for the tight top/top off approach to get attention.

Former Aussie soap actor Lincoln Lewis being coy.

And is it how American actor Sam Horrigan is standing or is that a rather promising bulge?

Tuesday, November 29, 2011

Monday, November 28, 2011

Boys Tightened

Some more Aussie Rules draftees who need to get their tops off Beau Black, Jesse Field, Ryan Monaghan, and Nick Ryan (nobody told me we'd been successful on the Sipos clone program).

It is good to see that Jonathan Chase is continuing his Another Gay Movie rear nudity on the show Chemistry. Although they have done despicable things to Jonathan's chest  a career based on being a sex toy of sorts can't be a bad one. More of what is under Jonathan's towel tomorrow, hopefully.

And Australian rugby player Dale Copley in just his swimmers.

Sunday, November 27, 2011

None Boy

The occasionally furry American actor Matt Barr played a douche rather well on Harper's Island (hopefully he was acting) and now he has decided to beef up but keep the hair cliff.

British gymnast Daniel Keatings knows all the right moves and is happily (and moodily) shirtless on various bits of gym equipment (the names of which I'll get wrong) though I still think he looks the cutest being all preppy as our American cousins would put it.

And Merlin's Bradley James with his top off. I do hope his chest fur is in Equity.

Thursday, November 24, 2011

Boy on the Line

Today's Canadian actor wearing not much on American television is...Stephen Amell. Sadly things stop in all the wrong places for Stephen (or us) in Hung. It is a clear example of so near but so far nudity (or a desire to literally keep just inside the rules).

American actor Sam Horrigan is one of those actors who tends to produce a 'he's cute wasn't he in...' (8 Simple Rules, Joan of Arcadia, and the like) response but not much else. Here he is playing a fangbanger (near enough I suppose) on True Blood.

And Aussie rugby player James O'Connor finds the jet.

Monday, November 21, 2011

Sunday, November 20, 2011

Boy Linked (badly)

In a totally unlaboured way A to C, British actor Andrew Hayden Smith, a ditto Charlie Bewley, a developed Corbin Bleu, and English rugby player Danny Care.

Australia, the land of the tight armless sports kit, the lined swimmers, damp plus dry chest fuzz on television, and the habit of doing dirty work in one specific type of top, as exampled by Home and Away's David Jones Roberts. David keep your chin up and your mouth closed except at appropriate times.

And new Aussie Rulers Brandon Ellis and Corey Gault.

Thursday, November 17, 2011

Boys in the Dark


Above are some screencaps from the promo video for Dieux du Stade for 2012 which is a sea of (part Haskell) beef and their naked behinds (hence the need for a boat). You can download the shocking behindfest here and/or here.

Zac thinks that American actor Jeremy Renner looks cute in this picture.

Another Aussie actor with his top off on American television Louis Hunter looking oddly cheesy (and minus his fluff but with his hair).

And (easier to take than Chris Martin) Coldplay's Guy Berryman in a taxi with his top off.

Monday, November 14, 2011

Boy Repeats

Neil Jackson [his site] in another part for which it is vital for him to take his shirt off (and his trousers if what is supposed to be happening off screen was). Under all the blondness he's not a bad actor.

It might not be how it looks but is it me or is the beefy (or he's a relief map of the South Downs) Lenny Platt's character on American soap One Life to Live making a naughty film in a mutually unhappy way (might just be the only look he does)? Lenny also looks oiled up but only from a distance.

And here is Kellan Lutz shirtless and chained up, thanks Oliver (for the picture).

Sunday, November 13, 2011

From the Rear Boys

I will miss The Fades and how much of the male cast it got to show off their naked behinds. A naked Joe Dempsie wandering out of a tunnel would feed many a Media Studies dissertation.

They might have shaved off Jai Courtney's luscious fur (seemingly everywhere), given him a tragic dye job, and got him to wear the world's baggiest posing pouch on Spartacus: Blood And Sand but I would still [add sword based innuendo] him all over the arena. Oh the fun I could have with this.

And Belgian cyclist Tom Boonen oft shown behind.

Friday, November 11, 2011

Boy Turns

American model turned actor turned model Michael Tervino still seems to be chained up on the Vampire Diaries. Call me overly practical but if you (and your erect nipples) need to be restrained while shirtless during certain parts of the lunar cycle why not pick somewhere other than a cave?

Athlete and part of the Belgian armpit display team (shirtless or otherwise) Thomas van der Plaetsen (or 'Plasticine' as the spell check kindly suggests), here seen shirtless dry and when damp, is possibly an acquired taste but he does have a slight bit of Matt Smith in him (either way is fine).

And the dressed up Justin Hartley and Michael Shanks give me ideas (I've probably got the grammar all wrong).

Wednesday, November 09, 2011

Tuesday, November 08, 2011

Boy Open


If you sleep with your mouth open as American gymnast Danell Leyva does, do things sort of fall in? Thanks Jim.

I'm going to miss the oft arguing (while holding your towel up) Ford brothers, played by David Gregory, Nic Robuck, and Lenny Platt, in the sauna scenes on One Life to Live. The fluff lying around was good, then the let's see how near we can get to not wearing these towels was better, but this is so near turning into a different type of production was best.

And English rugby player Luke Burgess falls in front of a lot of beef in blue speedos, on accident.

Sunday, November 06, 2011

Boys, Three


Above are American gymnasts (L-R) Steven Legendre, Danell Leyva, and Chris Brooks competing in the group bulge.

Swede pleasing Ben Elliot (uniquely an American actor who used to be a model) glistens in the pool and trails nicely poolside whilst allowing his lips to do all the acting. I'm not saying that versatile lips are a bad thing.

Aussie rugby player Drew Mitchell never believed the myth about Poseidon's climax.

And I (and Alan) really wish that Bradley James would follow Glee's Jonathan Groff's example and get naked on Merlin (both meanings).

Friday, November 04, 2011

Boy In...

American actor Connor Paolo shirtless in a hat, in the garden, and in damp clingy underwear.

David Atkins was rather good as Bob/Angel Bob in a couple of recent Dr Who episodes, and though it is nice to see him with his top off, David playing dumb and silly on Hollyoaks is rather sad for his career.

And AFLer Darren Jolly is getting slowly hairier.

Thursday, November 03, 2011

Boy and his Weapon


Is former fluff of the moment Zac Efron trying out for another sort of film?

On Australian soap Home and Away Lincoln Younes gets disturbed while he is board watering in his swimmers, ponders, and then decides (in classic horror movie style) to look under a car.

A duology of shirtless pictures of Aussie model Tyler Atkins and triathlete or is it iron man Zane Holmes.

And Michael Stegers ill met in cigarette smoke, thanks Jak.

Tuesday, November 01, 2011

Boy to Bed

American actor Michael Steger went for a rougher look when he played a rent boy being savaged by a vampire on True Blood. Things don't go well for Michael's character.

Britain's Tom Ellis has a beard but none of his fur in The Fades but sticks to his tradition of taking his top off on the BBC as he did (nice behind) on the Catherine Tate Show (video of which can be downloaded here).

And the bulge, wet, sporting, modelling, and with a football.

Boy Quickly Above is South African AFLer Neil Erasmus having a quick fiddle as nobody will notice. The Sydney Swans team provides lots of no...