Boy where the Python Romps

British rower Peter Reed, here seen naked but with a boat in the way, and his shorts snake.

American actor Nicholas D'Agosto plays a stripping farm hand rather well. Well Nicholas is from Omaha, Nebraska, and does seem to pick films in which he has to take most (if not all) of his clothing off. The farm boy look does generate ideas.

And today's random cute chaps, the one who stares, and the one who looks all hard and stuff.

Unconvincing Boys

Above is a hopefully moving image of Michael Socha and Damien Molony playing a couple on the latest Being Human.

Sometimes (but not always) hairy and welcoming Canadian model Mark Heyens gets asked to do a lot of underwear modelling (and swimwear too) which can show off his talents (depending on the angle). If you happen to go out in the rain in your underwear furry Mark has that covered too unlike his armpits.

And I like a chunky and fury Olly Murs.

Boys do a Little Dance

Above is some Stanford swimmers doing some shirtless dancing (badly) for charity (which is good) getting down to their speedos (also good).

Bulging Spanish actor Marc Clotet [his site] being fluffy as he lies and stands around with his top off.

Dark and handsome Cuban American gymnastic Danell Leyva, here seen shirtless, displaying a possible talent, plus Britain's Louis Smith.

And pretty (and possibly hairy) American actor Matthew Scott Lewis looks rather inviting (if under lit).

Boy from Guangdong

Olympic gold medal winning Chinese diver He Chong shirtless modelling and 'wearing' his kit.

Aussie actor Jonathan Patrick Moore (aka Jonathan Wood on Neighbours) plays a character who lies around on rooftops (hopefully getting a tan) in his underwear in the series LA Complex. As he's cute and can act I'm hoping that Jonathan and his underwear get many more outings.

New Zealand actor and stunt man (at least it's not model) Jacob Tomuri wearing a nappie in Spartacus: any excuse to show nudity.

And today's random cute chap (called Jared Chapman) with his top off.

Long White Cloud Boy

New Zealand actor but mainly stuntman Glen Levy shirtless with a glowing sword and a remarkably unconvincing bit of make up.

John Andresen model Eirik shirtless with a ball and pretending to be an American footballer. Eirik is rather cute but could do with smiling and not scowling all the time.

And Kiwi actor Dan Weekes-Hannah all grown up since he was in The Tribe.

Damp Themed Boys

South African swimmer Cameron van der Burgh looks like he isn't packing but still has a certain charm to him.

Speedo filling (both sides) and attention grabbing (not really the sport to fancy your team-mates in) British 'teenage diving sensation' (number two or is it three?) Chris Mears looks good even when a photographer tries to be all arty. Credits as per the subtle taggage.

And Aussie rugby furball Cameron Smith rises from the deep (end).

Boy Balloon

Above is Aussie runner Matt Shirvington reminding us of his talent, he's not a bad runner either.

Brad Hawkins, here seen shirtless and naked, has featured in small (oft shirtless) parts in a number of American series including Xena in which he got to show off some chest cleavage (dirty). You can never have too many pretty blonds.

How about a speedo of Australian water polo players?

A foursome of shirtless and defined American gymnastic fluff (L-R) Chris Brooks, Steve Legendre, Danell Leyva, and Sean Townsend doing some group armpit displaying.

And former English rugby player Ben Cohen being hairy in bed.

Boy Pretends

British actor and former arm furniture Josh Bowman strips his top off to 'play' shirtless basketball in the series Revenge. Josh does vacant so well one hopes he's acting.

I've always found John Carter's Taylor Kitsch and Being Human US' Kyle Schmid interchangeable.

Shirtless Aussie ball boys, AFLers Scott Pendlebury, and Angus Monfries plus rugby player Tim Moltzen.

And Aussie basketballer Oscar Forman posing as if he's about to shoot.

Boys to be Completed

The Djokovic brothers, Novak, and Marko plus [add in whatever famous person you thinks looks like a camel].

Australian actor Luke Pegler played Chris Milligan's character's cousin on the soap Neighbours which involved wearing tight underwear (oh the subtlety) sharing a room. It must be common in Victoria for barely dressed cousins spending the night together or the soap is going to get interesting.

And French rugby player Morgan Parra having difficulty identifying his leg.

Bathing Boys

Aussie rugby player James O'Connor has his trail pointed to and Luke Capewell displays some talent. What part of the rugby game requires players like Cameron Smith to stand waist deep in water? I do like the choice of shorts.

McFly's Harry Judd (hi Harry) being photographed in his underwear is becoming as commonplace as Joe Jonas with his top off. I'm thinking (wishfully) that now that Harry has exhausted the novelty of him being shirtless (and naked sort of) only physical contact remains. Harry's shaved himself and got the look worked out already so what's stopping him?

And Kiwi actor Jay Ryan (Bunyan) plays find the bulge.

Boys Shorting

Players from Australian rules clubs Collingwood, Hawthorn Hawks, and the Essendon bombers in a black shorted group flesh showing.

Some shirtless rugby players, Australia's Gavin Cooper and New Zealander Dan Carter.

Wizards of Waverly Place's David Hendrie has something going on in his trousers when he is surrounded by a group of young men.

Shameless' Elliott Tittensor thinks he's in Harry Potter, After Dark.

And Brazilian volleyball player Gilberto Amaury de Godoy Filho (aka Giba) shirtless and bulging.

Boy and the Volcano

Above is British actor Reece Ritchie in the BBC documentary slash drama about the last days of Minoan Thera, Atlantis. Reece's purpose in the production is to wander around with wearing a skirt (of sorts) and look shocked at the relevant moments, a task he does well. You can download the clip here or here.

South African stunt man (and model) Brandon Livanos in some speedos and then doing some diving. Brandon should pick tighter shorts when pictured from behind.

And Collingwood's Chris Tarrant shows of the advantages of damp baggy swimwear.

Boys on the Track

Why not have a guess about what is happening above (or what is about to happen)?

British cyclist Alex Dowsett shows us the benefits of tight cycle wear unlike Ben Swift who usually displays more.

Standing around in speedos is part of the sport of diving (be it cliff or board) as Blake Aldridge demonstrates. Blake does standing around in shorts and jeans too. As an aside is David Blaine in there somewhere?

And British actor Alex Pettyfer diverting attention away from the jacket he's modelling.

66.66 recurring Boy

Jake Gyllenhaal gets naked from the back and the side but not the front (unless you count a hand cover up) in Love and Other Drugs. Well to quote a philosopher two out of three ain't bad for Jake.

Following on from yesterday here's basketballers looks better with stubble Stephen Weigh (not his occasionally tragic hair) plus dorky with a nice body New Zealander Tom Abercrombie who needs lessons in closing his mouth but not taking his top off.

And...

Boy in the Dark

University of Utah basketballer Stephen Weigh darkly focused on his torso (face dark, body light) but things get lighter for the crotch shot.

One Life to Live's Ford brothers David Gregory, Nicolas Robuck, and Lenny Platt doing the subtle standard shirtlessness that male soap actors do every fortnight or so. In case you are wondering they are over acting on purpose not practising for the secondary career of muscular young men who can't act.

And former British footballer Paul Lake in some short shorts, thanks Alan.

Boy who Opera

The bulging of the soap boy, Hustle's (and Eastenders) Matt di Angelo, and Passions' Mark Cameron Wystrach.

Aussie Rules player Lachie Henderson, here seen shirtless from a distance, has had a rather radical haircut (not everywhere). I think team photographs are better boring than with the players standing in a decaying tunnel.

And a publicity of naked McFly boys, Dougie, Tom and Danny, it's getting dull.

Boys Better in Speedos

Above is Tom Daley and other members of the British diving squad doing some sinful thought generating lip-synching. It's far better sound off.

As requested Jesse Spencer in speedos front and back when he was in Australian soap Neighbours.

Big Rush Time's James Maslow (alert, alert, a hair out of place) has a nice body and a goodly trail but he's overly preened and seems to wear make up.

And New Zealand shot putter Jacko Gill bulging.

Boy to Type?

American soap actor Freddie Smith, here seen heavily shaved, has played gay on both 90210.2 and Days of our Lives (opposite Chandler Massey). Isn't that Trevor Donovan's job?

McFly's drummerboy Harry Judd looks a lot less chap on the street nowadays and more I'm going to do a calendar in my underwear (ask for tighter ones Harry). Fortunately young Harry can still make an ass of himself and look interesting.

And a thoughtful Eric Balfour provides easy access.

Boys Mixed

When the Essendon bombers Aussie Rues team go to train on the beach there is always one who wants to be a teapot.

Aussie actor Daniel Webber, here seen shirtless, has done kid's television and films that require him to have a collar around his neck. There are worse things, Andrew Hayden Smith also did kid's TV and now dresses in a toga on twitter.

Reality fluff Austin Drage is as wooden shirtless backstage as he is on stage, like Chester See trying his hand at acting.

Andrew Garfield looks rather good in his Spiderman costume (and out of it) so it's a shame the trailer is so pants.

And whilst on the subject of pants, the attack of a fourteen storey David Beckham in his underwear.

Pointy Boy

Above is cracking American model Michael Churchill doing a subtle bit of advertising.

To be filed under 'Cute chaps, naff photo shoot' Hollyoaks' (L-R) James Atherton, Kieron Richardson, and Robert Norbury trying their hardest to look sexy (well if they used the mistletoe it would have helped) in Crimboy outfits but generally fail (unless there is a reason for James' face). Hollyoaks photo shoots do have a tendency to be rather bland which takes effort when you feature naked chaps.

And the rugby playing Burgess brothers, Tom, Luke, and George might give one ideas.

Boy Toppy

Fort some reason Swedish boybander Mattias Andrasson is furrier when not totally shirtless.

Canadian former model and now actor Taylor Kitsch got shirtless, in short shorts, and sweaty in The Covenant and now is dressed (hardly) in spare Beastmaster nipple showing costumes in the soon to be released (on DVD probably) John Carter. I hope the film does well so we get to see more of Taylor and his nipple.

And the cracking St Kilda Aussie Rules team might still be sometimes stroppy but blond like Sam Gilbert.

Boy and his big metal ball

Jacko Gill is a Kiwi shot putter (you'd never guess), here seen shirtless, whose shoulders have gone from this to this (for obvious reasons).

Furry and drawn on British comedian, actor, presenter, moron and occasional (if not regular) hair disaster victim Jeff Leach claims to be a sex addict, but perhaps poor Jeff just hasn't found the right type. Jeff gets his shirt off so regularly you'd think he was in a failing TV show.

And a lifeguard drama that is more wooden than Baywatch, yes it is possible.

Boy Selling

You go to stage school and all anyone knows about you is that you're the cute and scared chap who gets shirtless with a marsupial on the Freesat advert.

Canadian actor Evan Williams is pretty in a long haired beardy sort of way and looks to be a big boy. I'm not sure if he looks better shirtless with long or shorter hair? Try too ignore the facial expressions when deciding.

And the solid George Burgess, one of the rugby playing brotherhood, should be congratulated in his choice of shorts that cling when damp.

Across the Pacific Boy

Aussie actor Daniel Lissing, here seen naked in screencap form, is further proof of the importation of Australian totty into the US.

Swedish (via Poland and Bolivia) singer Danny Saucedo is now part of the boyband EMD hence the cheesy shirtless and armless top magazine (and on stage) poses (as looking like this is so sexy, not). Danny can be a little vacant behind the eyes but that can be forgiven as he has cute friends, and likes to kiss fellow Swedish pop singer Eric Saade. 

And should one feel let down by this video called 'gay chicken'?

Boy Staged

American stage actor Charlie Williams has appeared on Broadway though one might think he occupies a different type of stage. Charlie, like every vaguely famous cute chap with a pulse, has taken up modelling underwear.

What's going on here? AFLer Brendon Goddard is grappling with teammate David Armitage while the latter has things going on in his pants.

The things I want to do to Chuck's Zachary Levi are many, various, and do require him to be naked, but not in the faux blurred television way. Shocking I know. A description of them might generate this look but as I would prefer Zach with more hair headwise and chestwise he has a few months to get used to things.

And a final mix, Armie Hammer in his longjohns, formerly of the Apprentice UK Ben Clarke looking beefy(ish), plus a dirty Beau Mirchoff.