Swirly Boys

Above are Atticus Dean Mitchell, Matthew Wright, and Cameron Kennedy (who gets oiled) in the My Babysitter's a Vampire episode Say You'll Be Maztak in a school class (the blond in the centre goes by the name of Mackenzie Ross) get hypnotised (then not), oil up, get shirty, and nearly sacrifice one of their number story. You can download the clip here.

Rugby players are often described as beefy if a bit dumb, Australian Adam Ashley Cooper must be an exception.

And formerly of Hollyoaks Alex Carter shows off some nipple.

Boy Changes

Michael Welch has gone from dorky to someone you could believe (sort of) to be able to mend a car. He even smokes. Michael topless good, doing what this look like bad but expected in something called Born Bad.

Joe Dempsie yet again wandering around the British countryside wearing not that much (as he did with less on in Skins and The Fades) and then doing a go get a caravan bit. Joe looks good even in tragic underwear.

And British and/or Canadian actor Joseph May has played a doctor in one of the resident Evil movies and Casualty but only had his top of as a miner in Wilde.

In Anything Boy

The pretty yet solid Gino Anthony Pesi is recognisable mainly from having played bit parts in many, many American shows.

I'm being as shallow as a puddle but AFLer Jake Melksham could do with smaller teeth, nice to see him in briefs though.

One of my favourite bits of adorkable American acting is Adam Scott who keeps his fur, his slightly out of control hair, and his 'I really don't want to be here' smile.

And the Brownlee brothers, Johnny and Alistair, in shorts on an Alpine bridge with some other chaps, there I go being all exact and stuff.

Boyaar

Fragile looking Dutch pole-vaulter Rutger Koppelaar training with his top off and inspiring innuendo.

I do like actors that will take off their clothes and get naked for promotional reasons (even with a slogan covering the interesting bits) like Canada's Ben Hollingsworth. Ben has a wonderfully goofy smile when he shows some teeth and a cute one when he doesn't. He also goes on my surprised he's straight pile. Credits as per taggage.

And today's random cute wants a part in a classical based film chap, chap who got to Italy, and one that looks familiar.

Blackburn Boy

True Blood's Aaron Perilo wanders along the beach (and in the surf) slowly just in case someone is taking a photograph and interestingly with Michael Weatherly. Clothed or otherwise Aaron is rather pretty.

Jeremy Sumpter playing a furry surf board maker (with top off because that's what you do when working with big knives (no dust either)) is reasonably believable but making his lisping fluffiness a bad guy doesn't (see him in CSI Miami for more evidence).

And Australian rules footballer Tayte Pears with his top off.

Over the Pond Boy

Is Brit in American soaps James Scott exercising or airing his chest hair? Or has something risen to the occasion?

Aussie Rules player Lance Franklin looks good and filling in his yellow and green speedos even when he looks a bit rough. I miss the time when Lance and Trent Croad had their bromance period.

And a view of Tom Payne's naked behind.

Boys Determined not to Show Anything

Dylan kindly sent me some shots of Chris Crocker and his boyfriend Justin photographed by Ethan James. They're a cute couple if you can forget that video (or the variety Chris is soon to be in).

Canadian actor Joey Scarpellino has migrated from the magazine based shirtless in jeans on the beach (with hand over crotch) genre to a slightly rougher look. So what's better cute if a tad bland or look I can grow a beard?

Why the Hawthorn Hawks Aussie Rules team have to stand mostly shirtless in a big cage up to their thighs in sea water must have something to do with their training. Good to see some red clad cheeks in the sea of black shorts.

And a selection of Edinburgh rugby players in their pants (UK usage).

Boys in Tightness

Welsh athlete Ben Gregory picks the best athletics kit for showing off his body and what he has between his legs (four o'clockish) If you 'wear' something like that (or other choices) is nudity easier?

Solid chaps, Aussie rugby player Billy Slater in a bra sorta thing, and Tim Tebow plus some unsubtle symbolism.

The Zefron singing with his shirt off slightly out of focus.

Canadian model Sam Lawson is rather cutesome even with the tattoos, the silly stuff he has to wear, and the pretence at boxing.

And today's bulging random cute chap in tight lycra.

Boy Pulls

Above is a hopefully moving British diver Chris Mears having a fiddle, credit as per taggage. More moving Mears here.

Ben Cohen is looking for things, (possibly) offering parking rights in magazines or on television or simply asking you to come and play.

Grinning Australian actor Andrew Lees on a Rubik's cube then shirtless with friends, and paint.

And soap actor, pop star, and briefly a politician Adam Rickitt with his top off.

Boys from Public School*

Above (if you are yellow colourblind) are British rowers Mark Hunter and Zach Purchase.


Thom Evans, formerly of a boyband, and the rugby field, is now better known for being on someone's arm and showing off his body in varying levels of skimpy under and swim wear. Now he's finding removing a shirt rather difficult but not impossible.

And the unsubtle Jack Whitehall, pants presenter, mediocre comic, but rather good at playing a furry posh boy (and as a writer). Jack's behind gave a good performance in Fresh Meat. Jack and Russell Howard justify the 'comic' tag.

*mostly.

Boys Similar

The shyer (well at least in those naked pictures) Evans brother Max on a beach in not much pretending to support an island. Is it odd (or sponsored) that Max (plus other guy) and his brother wear the same brand of swimwear?

Sanctuary's Robin Dunne and Ajay Fry point at each other, get camp then wrestle in their speedos in a paddling pool of what I hope is porridge egged on by an audience. No wonder they are fighting Robin and Ajay are telling different times.

And American swimmers in Borg shorts pretending to be the Beatles, discuss.

Boy Marketing

'Now we want to strip Harry Judd down to his boxers and tape him to a lamppost. What's your product again?'

Joseph Morgan's naked behind got a good airing (and damp) in the the television version of Ben Hur. As I can't imagine that there was much nudity in the book Joseph probably had to get naked to improve the viewing figures. His crack must have made a few family Sunday afternoons interesting.

Tim Tebow is sprintin' in the rain, just sprintin' in the rain, what a glorious beefcake, I'm lusty over him again.

And three random cute chaps on a boat posing in rather peculiar ways.

Boy does Pretty and?

Cute if a little of the bland side Eastenders' David Witts has his top off again. If Syed (Marc Elliott) was just out of shot things might have been more interesting the topless fluff by table.

Travis and Jordan Smit are Canadian twins who take their tops off, have scary eyes (which they can't seem to open fully), look farm fresh, and do unintentional impressions of Louis Smith (which perversely works on one but not the other). Canadian cub sandwich anyone?

And in Aussie Rules land a rather gentle tackle produces a view of Kurt Tippett's trail.

Boy and his Flowing Locks

Somewhat goofy Aussie actor Miles Szanto, here seen with Xavier Samuel, likes to pose and show glimpses of his chest foliage. 

The Treadaway twins, Harry and Luke*, were in the rather mediocre play Over There. It's saving grace was the plot vital necessity for the pair to prance around the stage in some underwear. I do like it when the cast look overdressed in just their jeans and do the feet to head thing.

And Aaron Johnson's underwater johnson.

* Could be the wrong way round or same twin.

Boy Mid-air

Above is Dutch lycra filling athlete Ingmar Vos doing what he does best (and his sport).

The Ben Cohen effect, former rugby players modelling and bulging in underwear (whilst muddy) and rugby shorts on grass just in case you forgot they once played the sport, this time its Thom Evans.

And Wilson (Bethel) we're going to need you to get your top off in the first, second, and probably third episodes of the new season of Hart of Dixie. For plot development reasons you understand as with Merlin.

Boy and the Peaks

James Gaisford (overlit) is a farm fresh American actor who likes to smile, frown, smirk, and look bored with mountains in the background. James tends to look vacant, annoyed, and confused in doors.

American actor Jonny Weston can look like this or like this. Though it is always good to see fluff with their tops off and underwear full and when styled without the Lucy band thingy it's not a winning look.

And there is not handsome but attractive, Norman Reedus is a good example.

Pity the Boy

American diver Nick McCrory trimmed (but not everywhere) in his speedos which makes certain areas stand out, thanks to our Norse contingent.

British actor Joshua Berg, his eyebrows, and his rather pleasant behind (giving some fun reflections) have appeared on stage and screen. Joshua has also fallen foul of the silly poses when modelling squad.

And British cyclists Chris Hoy and Ross Edgar show some flesh whilst watching something on a laptop.

Biking Boy

Thankful British cyclist Jason Kenny shows a very small bit of cheek, more of his chest plus his trail which goes a long way north).

Matt Lanter highlighting the depth he can bring to the part of a chap writhing around taking his top off while he is sprayed with soda water and beer in 90210 v2. Just look at Matt doing all confused and upset.

And Brazilian Model Francisco Lachowski attacked by a 'clear' stylist.

Boys and their Lumps

The joys of lycra expressed by British athlete Jack Green ('chin down flat'?) or the Netherlands' Pieter Braun (in closer) are often spoiled by a leg in the way as with Germany's Jonas Efferoth. Pieter does brag sometimes.

Hunter Clowdus is a model from Tennessee who has done a bit of acting if being 'Bartender #2' on Teen Wolf is classed as acting. Hunter [his portfolio] is a that variety of corn fed innocent on the outside and who knows what he gets up to in the insides of a barn. I get blond fluff on the farm veranda, in the barn and even water trough contents on face but getting your short plus boxers wet while looking like you've just exploded...

And today's random cute those speedos are about to fall off chap.

Boys and a Similarity

Is Joe Jonas styling himself (well it could be worse) on British actor Dominic Cooper or the other way round? Some can see a Cooper bulge here but I can't

I can see what's in it for someone to shack up with arm furniture Thom Evans but getting him to wear orange budgy smugglers front and rear is just showing off. The things I could do to him defy description (and physics).

It's not not unfair to say that Tim Tebow could take a lot of pounding but after this not give one himself.

And Aussie water polo players Richie Campbell, James Clark, and Thomas Whalan in their kit

Boy with Fuzzy Edges

An oddly focused Ben Adams with a good grip his...far too easy...just admire the furry fluff on a boat.

Northern Irish actor Andrew Simpson gets all emotional when displaying his chest forestry in foreign climes in All That Way for Love. Paging casting directors Andrew does moody and furry on the savannah well.

A selection of mostly shirtless British gymnasts from varying angles plus a montage of their American counterparts.

And Australian Rules player Bernie Vince is dacked as the colloquialism goes on the field of play.

 Boy less Boyish

You start feeling a tad old when the 'kid brother' on a show reaches voting age. One example is Weeds' purposely dorky Alexander Gould who now wanders around in his pants with a big stick (is that a lazy innuendo in your hand?). Alexander should be careful or he'll be playing (foil to prettier but dumber older brother/sister) teenagers well into his 30s.

At the time of the Olympics I forget if I posted some naked British hockey players or Aussie waterpoloer Aidan Roach.

And on this week's Merlin two knights of Camelot get captured by Morgana and forced to work in the mines with their tops off. If their captor had been Mordred (Alexander Vlahos) things might have been even more fun.

Sundial Boys

If you forget a watch, the time according to Novak Djokovic and  Liam Tancock, is two o'clock, thanks Mr S.

A mix of random cute chaps who I've found on and been sent via the interwebs, hairy, something embedded, and in orange waterpoloers plus chap on couch by the beach and cute enough to warrant ignoring the tattoo.

Aussie Rules player Lukas Markovic might have something going on in his lycra but it is hard to tell.

And for those who fancy some rough, Northern, and in a soap here's Emmerdale's Kelvin Fletcher hoping not to get excited.

Display of Boy

Ben Cohen is very generous in the pictures of him being furry with his arms up stakes though not damp swimwear that clings to the trouser snake ones.

The United States produce preppy (if that's the right word) gymnasts (less interesting hair styles than our own) like Sam Mikulak, Steven Legendre and Jake Dalton. The sculptural Jake and his behind would feature in my gymnasts to savage list even taking into account the silly tattoos.

And British swimmer Liam Tancock is either a very big boy or there's something in his pocket.

Boy

American gymnast Danell Levya can do this and more importantly this so why did GQ dress him as if he's in a 1970s catalogue?

Brazilian waterpoloists Emilio Vieira in his kit and Conrado Bertoluzzi in a towel.

Roger Moore was always accused of acting with his eyebrows, well Rookie Blue's Travis Milne acts with his arms. There is not a single emotion that hand on cheek, shirtless and shoeless Travis hasn't got an arm movement for even holding stuff. Travis does have a go with his face too.

And a member of the Collingwood Aussie Rules team sports an opening.

Chalky Boys

American gymnasts Steven Legendre, Chris Brooks, with Jonathan Horton plus Danell Levya with their tops off, which is nice.

Billy Harding went on a bit of tragic reality television (to match his hair) to become a model and managed it in that he's still getting himself photographed in his underpants and in Aryan and F*ckable poses. I think he looks better in not modelling (but not always) even with the grin and wetsuit.

And even with Milo Ventimiglia naked and added Andy Samberg shirtlessitudity nothing can rescue That's My Boy.

Boys who could be Doing, other Things

The Midnight Beast was very hit and miss though the amount of screen time Ashley Horne (and Stefan Abingdon) spent with his topless makes up for it. A young man with the surname Horne wearing little on a cheap set, have I just got a naughty mind? Will he give Arron Lowe his haircut back?  

Canadian actor Shawn Roberts has been in almost every zombie related film of the past decade and is in the latest Resident Evil film. I prefer Shawn when he's playing the dumb bit of beef (preferable sans the big hair) roles that make up the rest of his resume. Shawn does like poses that emphasise his pecs.

And my favourite bit of Serbian waterpolo beef Vanja Udovičić was very blessworthy, and happy to display his talents when younger (and still is).