Boy no Smile

Alexander Vlahos played a dark and moody character (as he did on Doctors, the Indian Doctor, Merlin...) in the BBC's Privates (yes really). I'm told it was rather pants and not just because of this scene but episode one looks fun. And I'm glad I'm not the only one with tragic been in the sea hair.

A collective noun of shirtless models, Aussie Andrew Maciver in the required state, as is Anthony Fine, twice, and bulging Brit John Groom oddly attired.

And Alphas' Warren Christie goes all navel on us.

Boy of the Black Mound

Neighbours' Jordan Smith had an exciting episode in the soap judging on what's going on in his jeans.

Steven Gaudette was a reasonably talented college gymnast who is trying to be a model. Steven (or William) has also done work where speedo filling, nudity, and being able to do this proved helpful.

Guess what's happening to Anglo-Canadian actor Scott Speedman.

Dutch speedskaters Jan Smeekens, Michel Mulder, and Hein Otterspeer and their bulges (well two of them), thanks Jan.

And today's random cute lanky chap who likes wearing pink.

Riparian Boys

Above are Home and Away's (L-R) Lincoln Younes, Steve Peacocke, and Dan Ewing who though savagable need posing lessons.

Like those in red on Star Trek if you're cute, undressed and on a CSI you aren't long for this world like Andrew Walker who got handcuffed to the bed yet was left unplayed with, Baron Rogers who swallowed, licked his lips, was pleasured, writhed, then got all laid out but covered up,  Lucas Babin with his ineffectual choice of defence, Eric Winter who lay around in black underwear in blue light whilst bits of his body were focused on, and Matt Lanter who got some 'live' but tied up screen time.

And as requested Kyal Marsh's tall hairy mate who wore little in public. Kyal's blond friend wasn't bad either.

Careless Boy

Above is the new Diet Coke boy Andrew Cooper in a spilt cola on top must take it off scenario advert.


Although he's hardly unique I must say I like American Lance Parker's contribution to the field of footballers who model underwear. The lack of tattoos is nice to see.

Australian Rules footballer Dustin Fletcher, here seen the best I've found with him shirtless, is solid and reliable plus he's apparently is good on the field too.

And today's random cute bearded blond chap.

Boys and Joe

Joe Jonas' French friend actor Martin Barlan wearing jeans, briefs, and a big blue ball. Did Martin have to look so miserable during the photo shoot? I wonder if they share a trainer.

Percy Jackson's Logan Lerman in golden pants front (not bad fillage) and back.

Dutch athlete Ralf Nieuwenhuizen has a nice dorky boy next door quality to him that would be improved for me by a tan.

And today's random cute sprayed with silly string whilst wearing a hat (say what you see) chap.

Boy and their Cheeks

Cheeky former All American Guy and now everyone right leaning but occasional centralist model Bryan David Thomas as naked as you can be wearing a towel.

Nick, Ryan, and Craig Karshner are triplets who used to do some modelling (similarity trumping woodenness) and appeared in a mobile phone advert. I did enjoy it when they got all faux Aryan and examined then buffed by Tom Ford.

And the top halves of Gabriel Mann, Connor Paolo, Nick Wechsler, and Josh Bowman, the bottom halves of the first two, and the other two.

Weren't you in Boy

Todd Babcock is an American actor who has been in loads of stuff some with his top off  making Todd one of those actors who looks familiar but you can't place.

Aussie Rules player Zac Dawson trains in just his support shorts and Stephen Hill goes for the sports bra look.

Rob Mayes, who looks like he's in the 1980s with long hair, is an American actor who does vacant, jock, and religious bondage with things written on him roles. Plays with chained up barely dressed cute young men in them are seemingly not that popular.

And today's random cute looks like Liam Hemsworth's younger brother chap.

unCovered Boys

Thanks to Dylan Rosser we have four covers for the Gay Times' charity issue for the Terrence Higgins Trust. So why not be charitable and buy a copy?

When in Boy

Irish actor Allen Leech had a brief and interrupted bit of shirtlessness in the crimbo episode of Downton Abbey which allowed his chest fur cross a rare viewing. Allen was a lot more active with blonds in Rome than Downton.

Aussie Rules player Brodie Grundy has strange hair, promising legs, and a desire to frolic with other shirtless AFLers (L-R Ben Kennedy, Jackson Ramsay, Brodie, and Tim Broomhead). Brodie even manages to look cute when he's all shagged out (I do love words with double meanings).

And British actor Jim Alexander when he was on television and did shower scenes, credit per tag.

Boys who Were

Formerly famous, Sabrina, the Teenage Witch's Nate Richert showering, Sweet Valley High's Jeremy Vincent Garrett on the beach, Joseph Ackler in a grass skirt, and Adam LaVorgna in a towel.

As requested Canadian  actor and presenter Tyler Harcott with his top off, rather old caps I know.

American model Chris Osmond modelling a section of tight damp swimwear whilst continually leaning against a rock.

And Aussie rower Matt Ryan and his bigger boat mates, thanks Chris.

Only Human Boy

Above is Tom Daley having a peak downwards at Anthony Ogogo's subtle choice of diving wear on Splash! Anthony, who is probably best known for doing sandwich ads with Tommy Bowe and Louis Smith, is an Olympic boxer and not what his name and clothing choices might suggest.

As if he'd never been away James Sutton is back wearing little in bed with another chap in Hollyoaks. All James needs is a chunky Catholic priest (Jake Hendriks) and it'd be as if he had never been flesh showing on Emmerdale.

And Aussie rower Matt Ryan could be a large boy though the angle is poor.

Boy who Vary

Canadian actor Jon McLaren has moved from preppy to getting his chest medically examined for a test only the cute chap on the show has to take.

Appealing to specific markets can trump an actor's ability to act as a reason to employ him or it might be that photographers just think the pose is a good one, however wrong they are. Jake Gyllenhaal just wants to appeal to everyone happily moving from smooth(ish) to furry or all athletic to mildly camp. And it works but wide strides aid running Jake.

And formerly of Neighbours James Sorensen improves the view by being topless (and blocking the gas tanks).

Boy who Hooks

He might be rather on the dorky side but AFLer Cale Hooker looks good in short shorts, and support leggings or whatever they are and better shirtless.

New Misfit Matt Stokoe scowling, shirtless, furry, and naked looking (scowling) in the mirror plus whilst he's doing some faux humping. Matt looks to have a useful mouth.

And any idea what we'll find below the cut off?

Boy needs Work

Formerly in Aussie soaps David Jones Roberts is now photographing himself topless with his flies open and on a bed covered in foam (?).

Solid and furry British actor Warren Brown and his wide nipples getting watched while he sleeps, and showing his crack (as solid as the rest of him) as he climbs over a bed and gets out of it.

And British diver Chris Mears does some inspiring.

Boy Lowers

Teen Wolf's Tyler Hoechlin looking like his in the middle of something or someone.

Furry and occasional vacant looking British athlete Ben Gregory does some modelling when not running around. The posing is a tad generic but I do approve of Ben's choice of track wear (most of the time). Credits as per taggage.

Diving British gymnast Max Whitlock apparently being suggestive, to each their own.

And what all good hotels should provide a Ben Cohen in the bath.

Boy Punned

Jonathan Bailey handles a big hard pole, sorry.

Bearded of varying levels British model (and perhaps another profession) Albert Mordue posing and bulging in his underwear, jeans, plus some formal trousers and braces.

And fellow West Country model Alex Libby looking vacant.

Boystan

I want British stage actor Oliver Tompsett to take the Sebastian Stan approach to part picking, ie less clothing.

A discussion on the contents of Christian Cooke's boxers reminded me of the interesting bulges he had in a fluff and beef filled Dr Who episode. Here's some further evidence from his wandering around in underwear stint on The Chase but I preferred him undressed in Trinity.

And kiwi actor Craig Horner looking a lot better (in my opinion) now he's less Legend of the Seeker beefy.

Tight Black Legginged Boy

British gymnast Louis Smith did his fair share of posed in pants photos (with less fake tan than Tom Daley) but candid pictures are often more interesting or just plain terrible.

Matt Johnson is a British television presenter with a habit of getting his kit off on screen and when using a laptop (something might spoil the equilibrium). We do a good line in hairy dark haired presenters.

And Home and Away's Luke Mitchell jumps and shows flesh at the same time.

MacABoy

Above is some trailer based nudity by James McAvoy for the film Trance. Now that's how to do promotions.

Cutesome American actor Max Thieriot, even with his 'I'm older than I look really' beard, won't be playing action heroes any time soon. Late teen 'though I'm in my mid twenties' boyfriend who like to wander around in their underwear roles are better suited though the more flattering shorts would help. And that hair...

And whilst the Americans put Olympic winners on cereal boxers we put ours like Greg Rutherford on couches in only their underwear. Not sure what's going on here.

Boys Pictured, badly

New Zealand actor Pana Hema Taylor has been in at least two of the Spartacus series and as a reward gets to be photographed in a bath with a lot of steam and an orange glow.

Ryan O'Kane (also a Kiwi) does one facial expression in much of his work. Pouty does look nice in boxers and there might be something going on down below. It's hard to tell in such poor lighting (plus odd focus and at a distance), so poor that it looks like Ryan's been photoshopped in in some screencaps.

And American actor Ryan Rottman and an annoying 'oh we're ever so up with the times' thing blocking the view.

Boy just Married

McFly's Harry Judd making the most of his reality toned body by stripping off to almost nothing.

William Gregory Lee tried blond and moody on Dark Angel (along with a fresh faced Jensen Ackles) and the preppy at the beach look but has done best when doing homoerotic (of the subtlest kind) roles which require him to be chained up in well lit dungeons.

And sometimes puns are just too easy.

Beastly Boys

Those that remember the turn of the millennia television series Beastmaster will Aussie actor Daniel Goddard lying around with not much on with other cast members (who had not much on). Two of my favourite bits of additional barely dressed beef were the nice and furry Daniel Fitzgerald and things going on in his trousers Paul Leyden.

While Paul stood around looking mildly defined add on Daniel wore tight leather which went down at the back (showing little), and got into a number of what looked like 'kiss me' stares with Mr Goddard.

Boy on Holiday

Triathlete Alistair Brownlee, here seen naked with his brother Jon, is rather suggestive (in a modest way) and looks like a good wind would blow him over, wins a lot though.

As I was posting them elsewhere here is British acting furball Tony Gibbons in position, under the covers, collared, and looking rather silly in black boxers during Frame of Mind.

And I do love it when random nudity is 'plot vital' as with Shaun Evans and Rupert Penry-Jones in The Last Weekend.

Boy Typing his Cast

British actor Jonathan Bailey, apart from when he played the young Leonardo Da Vinci, mostly plays flesh showing dumb chaps at university so didn't have to stretch himself too much in the dire Me and Mrs Jones.

Sprinter Jonnie Peacock did rather well at the Olympics warranting (apart from the gold medal) shirtless pictures of him in his running shorts and 'jonnie peacock gay' popping up as an option in Google.

AFLer Nick Lower features in my I'm not really sure why I find him attractive list and looks (however hard he tries) doesn't look built for his sport.

And a fun choice of wording to promote tennis (or something else).

Boy Flies

British long jumper Greg Rutherford posing in patriotic underwear and jumping around whilst shirtless in tight underwear.

Nolan Gerard Funk is amongst other things is a pretty Canadian actor who poses oiled up in silver underwear.

Australian rules player Matt de Boer sort of shirtless apart from what looks like a sports bra.

Formerly being furry on Hollyoaks, Craig Vye has taken to the stage to act his erect nipples off, credit as per the taggage.

And the case of Harry Judd, mirror shades, and the out of focus torso.