Horny Boy

Above is Jack Donnelly who plays Jason in the BBC series Atlantis (a mythical place were everyone helpfully speaks English) acquiring an audience.

If you like your totty blond, furry, and beefy with a goodly behind there's German actor Steve Windolf whose clothing gets in the way of things. Why when you are confronted by a naked man would you keep your eyes closed?

And retired American gymnast Stephen McCain still manages to look very sculptural and bulging under the make-up he's wearing as an actor.

Boy who is...

Miles Szanto is a dark haired, bulging (or just how the boxers hang?), trailing, gravestone leaning, sneaking, beery, partially displaying, bedded, damp shorted, captioned, cracking, poolsided, bloke kissing, armpit forested, Australian actor.

Cookery Boys

French actors Aurélien Wiik and Frederick Malahieude (to left) plus posed American Dustin Dennard appeared naked in a memorable shower scene (Aurélien having a fiddle?), which is Youtubable here, in the film Kitchendales. The trio sadly get rudely interrupted but not before I chose Wiik cheekage out of the selection.

Boy who can't keep his top on

There was a time when you could only find Canadian actor Nolan Gerard Funk shirtless and grainy on Killer Instinct.

South African swimmer Chad le Clos has fortunately been restyled from this look. Olympic medal winning Chad has an accommodating mouth and a playful tongue with a body to play with however 1980s the pose.

And Game of Thrones' best bit of casting Kit Harington though Iwan Rheon is not far off.

Brotherly Boy

AFLer Robert Warnock finds his top confusing though I prefer his furrier suggestive brother Matthew who has an interesting Wikipedia image.

Eastenders' 'haven't I got big arms' Ben Hardy shirtless in the soap and on stage. In a very United States way Ben is roughly the sixth actor to play the part of Peter Beale. Ben seems excited to see this black chap.

And the prettiness that is American model Spencer Neville.

Rhythmical Boy

Above is a motive Nick Jonas of the squinting Jonas Brothers doing a magazine shoot, thanks Charlie.

Considering his acting abilities it is best for Zac Efron to shut up and look pretty and furry (and out of it or well used)) but the faux bullying from Seth Rogan in a Townies promo was not so nice. They should play nicely with each other.


And Ryan Gosling wants head in Crazy Stupid Love, well nearly.

Boy and a Ladder

Julian Morris is a British actor who looks good naked but has yet to live up to his earlier promise in films like Cry Wolf.

German actor Bela Klentze is naked (and handcuffed to a thin bit of wood that a 2 year old could break) but with a scarf covering a fair bit of his crack. I wonder if that is how it fell or complying with some odd regulation. It also stops the possibility of a glimpse to the front. Regardless Bela would improve sales at German confectioners though the health department might not approve.

And the bums of anarchy, sorry but I couldn't resist.

Boy with a long...

Aussie rugby player Daniel Mortimer providing an obvious pun whilst in his speedos.

Henry Cavill shows a little bit of cheek and a lot of thigh in a deleted scene from the film Immortals. Considering how undressed he gets in his other work Henry looks positively overdressed but still nice to look at.

And we should welcome the general lack of tops on Scott Eastwood's instagram.

Boy Undressed

British diver Chris Mears likes to take his top off in public and pose on stools that are too big for him.

Former rugby player and treasure highway with off rampser Ben Cohen has a favourite pose which he does when modelling (heavy duty) underwear, at the beach or at a hotel. Solid, furry, with a touch of come and get it lean towards other things than dancing.

And Australian rugby player Adam Ashley Cooper is a big boy too.

Gorge Boy

The behinds of Australians, AFLer Hayden Ballantyne's clothed, rugby player Jake Mullaney's is bare, and fellow rugbyer Mitchell Pearce's is a birthday card.

Firy (bah boom) and occasionally awkwardly posed Austrian swimmer Markus Rogan is right of centre in Borg shorts, but a lefty in appropriately coloured speedos.

And son of Clint, Scott Eastwood can put big things in his mouth.

Boy to Ride

Canadian actor Nolan Gerard Funk would have looked better shirtless on a motorbike in a less confined space. In his Canyons 'costume' Nolan would have improved things even more.

In the Ray Donovan world when you find a passed out probably troubled (note the subtle he drinks a lot motif) actor in tight plastic jeans and a gas mask (played by Austin Nichols) you pose next to him until Liev Schreiber pops up to drag him off. They then go to a bar together.

And the promotional material for the season 2 of Arrow looks like it's promoting something entirely different.

Boy in Bed

Dreaming Peter Mooney is a Canadian actor who can do smug, smiley, and odd with his large nipples on display.

Sebastian de Souza plays the ill fated and apparently regularly naked Alfonso de Aragon in the Borgias. The series is becoming the repository for furry Mediterranean looking chaps from Skins who are happy to show off their behinds as Luke Pasqualino did a season earlier.

And underwear model Ryan Bertroche looks to be a centrist, thanks Zach.

Boys in America

Newly married Canadian doing American television Kevin Zegers recovers from something explosive.

Chest touching Brit Daniel Sharman strips (messily) from on top (ideas, ideas) in the greyest of lights in the American show Teen Wolf. The facialy expressive Daniel occasionally gets a warmer light.

And Australian Ryan Kwanten tries out a 1930s look.

Boy who might be Cain

Australian rugby player Kayne Lawton looking overdressed in jeans considering his previous choices in attire.

Formerly of Aussie soap Neighbours Damien Bodie is now playing a well defined, tight lycra wearing, glistening gay guy in Winners & Losers. OK he's playing a woman's assistant and is popular with straight women but at least Damien's character doesn't have 'issues'.

And Hale Appleman damp, shirtless, with a model ship plus the accompanying video in Oysters Rockefeller.

Boy and his Beer

Hustle's Matt di Angelo looking rather glum and furry at a birthday party, hopefully not his.

Manheavilylogged American soap actor Casey Jon Deidrick told to stand topless in tight distressed jeans on a desert road, show singular and both armpits to the camera, then do the same with a salt pan as a background, finishing with some cheek touching by a rock.

And today's random cute on the rocks by the sea chap.

Tight Tops Boys

Aussie Rules players not watching the ball Callan Ward, Sam Darley bulging slightly, and Kieran Jack's nice thighs.

Spartacus: War of the Damned's Tom Hobbs lies and stands around in just tight short underwear (not that he puts on more clothes) in a clear desire to show off his acting ability and not just have cute mildly hairy young men wearing little. I'm convincing nobody am I?

And American actor Steven R McQueen shirtless with mixed imagery.

Iron Chair Boy

American actor and model Trevor Donovan finds a really uncomfortable pose when in speedos.

The director of the Major Crimes episode Poster Boy got a great deal of flesh and armpit displaying out of blonded up actor Chris Wood. There is nothing wrong about having cute characters with their tops off but it is often one of the things done to boost ratings on failing shows.

And MensUnderwearStore model Ryan Bertroche is rather bushy.

Boys to Run

Hollyoaks' James Atherton and Tom Scurr make a happy pair after the London Marathon.

Trimmed and open mouthed Australian actor Andrew Lees shirtless looking uncomfortable and with Les Hill who plays his brother on Rescue Special Ops.

And a selection of Australian rugby players dressed oddly mostly in pink.

Boy in Brazil

British judoist and underwear strength tester Ashley McKenzie [his site] at a protest and in the pool with his cute mates.

Dancer and former kid bander Aaron Renfree has never been shy about showing off his body on stage and now he's nude and showing off his behind (in different lights) in West End Bares. Credits as per taggage.

And the dopey slab of AFL playing totty that is Josh Kennedy.

Boy from the Shallow

Home and Away's faux tattooed Dan Ewing takes off his shirt, walks out of the sea onto the beach, looks puzzled (his default look), then gets on his knees, then nothing happens.

Alexander Koch plays a cute but rather bonkers character in Under the Dome scarily well. They also got Alexander topless in the pilot episode so one can hope they'll carry that on.

And better not get excited when excited (no do get excited) Dutch athlete Douwe Amels shows off his fur for a television audience.

Big Sticked Boy

Morne Moolman is a lycra filling South African javelin thrower who has a passing resemblance to a porn star, or so I'm told. Morne tends to swing to the left though

And Aussie Luke Cann, here seen shirtless, who though is more beefy than Brent, sorry Morne, isn't lacking in the lycra filling stakes, front and back.

Boy in pants in Various Locations

Above are some shots from MensUnderwearStore's recent shoot with model Ryan Bertroche, thanks Will.

German actor Roy Peter Link (or Marino) is pretty, furry, and appears in shows in which he has his top off most of the time. Roy does a lot of eyes closed acting and if you flick between these two caps you can get him to nod.

And Aussie Rules player with an early 2000s haircut Dyson Heppell does have the look of a rather well defined scarecrow.

No talking Boy

Made in Chelsea's Spencer Matthews is a twat but a savagable one.

If Chris Mears can do this in mid-air just imagine what positions he could get into bed-wise.

 Dutch athlete Douwe Amels and his bulge hiding choice of athletics' kit unless the angle is right.

And today's random cute rugby player and his choice of underwear.

Boy not Gas or Liquid

Solid Australian actor Steve Peacock has a tendency to pull faces, perhaps he's 'acting'.

Some total but partial nudity and blank expressions from the Clippinger twins, Allen and James, who aren't lacking in the lower down department. What do you think they're doing here?

And British diver Chris Mears cut off just when things might get fun.