Happier Boy

Home and Away's possibly excited Tai Hara is doing the shirtless heavy lifting recently perhaps to show off his oddly styled chest hair.

Ugly silverware winning British athlete Ashley Bryant should do an advert on the many advantages of (sometimes borrowed) tight lycra (and short shorts) that show things off front and rear. Dorky around women Ashley has a thing for standing far, far away from the camera on beaches.

And once, former, and present boybander Ben Adams surfs furry.

Hairberg Boy

Kevin McDaid has done a lot in his life, boybanding, arm furniture, naughty films, and photography. Kevin looks limited to a mood full of selfies and pictures of his pleasant behind (or a mix of the two).

Arms raised in shirtlessness, Aussie Rules player and speedos fan Lance Franklin and British gymnast Nile Wilson.

Canadian actor Matthew Fitzgerald (born wonderfully Mathieu McDuff FitzGerald), acting, having sex (so expect some mutual nudity) in the series Lingerie. I do love these 'I'm not watching porn honestly dear they have all their clothes off for plot reasons' type shows even when Matthew plays a 'handyman'.

And American actor Jeremy Sumpter shirtless who 'appeared in the meteorological disaster film Into the Storm as Jacob Hodges, who was killed after getting sucked by a firenado'. Some slang I don't know about?

Background Boy

Above is American musician Colin Sutherland who has been in the news recently.

Big haired and posed looking Danish actor Jens Sætter-Lassen out chest hairs Norwegian Jakob Oftebroin (R) with his X (oh to be a Nordic military doctor) in the book based series 1864, though I'll leave the decision on who has the better behind to you.

And Jackson Ramsay is a chunky Aussie Rules player who favours a different sport at home (a blessworthy moustache too).

Look at Me Boy

Former Big Brotherer Sam Evans to keep his fifteen minutes (of a lot of shirtlessness) going by doing some modelling and run around naked.

Ryan Schoenmakers is a skinny Aussie Rules player who looks excited surrounded by other players but should avoid the buzz cut.

If lovely eyed Hutch Dano ever gets bored of taking pictures of his furriness to post on the interwebs then he could move onto nude ones, just a thought Hutchings.

And today's random cute spectator and brothers standing in front of an interestingly named restaurant.

Boy and his Mop

Elliot James Langridge was on Hollyoaks for about thirty seconds and shows a lot (off camera too) of flesh some chest fluff (and bad hair) in the film Northern Soul (which involves going feral).

Black Sail's Tom Hopper probably could show that he can act if he wasn't typecast as beefy not too bright always shirtless chaps. That would of course stop the puns about Tom, his nipples, and the rigging (well ropes) or docking.

And British actor Gregg Sulkin is cute in a 'yes I am but whatever' way.

Belfast Boys

Above is Decky Mallon of Coach Trip being woken up by his volatile mate Louis Hanley (R) in an interesting way.

Gotham's Cory Michael Smith has a bath on stage with what looks like some lady discussing the size of melons. One gets good views of a naked Cory front, back, and soapy.

Cameron Jones is employed on Kiwi soap Shortland Street because of his acting ability (he could play a rock well) or the fact that he looks good in just a towel, trousers, or pair of boxers (he's very filling).

And Aussie Rules player Brodie Grundy has lovely legs, and a silly hairstyle.

Boy Debatable

Will Hoskin-Elliott is a preppy AFL player, here seen shirtless solo and with Dylan Shiel (L) plus Liam Sumner (C), has something possibly going on in his shorts (might be a big something).

Aussie actor Ashley Zukerman looks to have shaved his behind to do a naked (mostly) and oddly public interrogation by the stereotyped police (hence all the silly text and the camera pointing at the floor) in the got sillier as it went along The Code. Ashley's eyes deserved a credit of their own.

And Nick Jonas continues to try and shake the cutesome boybander thing with unflattering poses, a lot of 'look I'm all muscled', and lighting his body fur.

Boy Copy

Chris Milligan has always been the Neighbours version of Beau Mirchoff, plays dumb, waxes heavily (but not all the time), has underarm forestry, and is topless as much as the writers can invent reasons for him to be.

Jobe Watson erect of nipple and other things in his Aussie Rules uniform though still trimming.

The Only Way is Essex's Dan Osborne gets told (by a card in an envelope) to take off his swimmers and jump in a pool naked (he does similar things in magazines but drier) so he does. The next card should read 'stop that tattoos then lie down and think of England'.

And American soap fodder Casey Moss furry and confused (would be a good film title)

Boys in the Shrubbery

British actor Henry Regan shirtless on a volcanic hill, chained on stage, in the sea (just), robotic on a lounger, at home, and naked whilst acting having sex with Darren Bransford (on top) in the film The Secret Path.

Austrian tennis player Dominic Thiem is tight at the back but can be tighter and is just about trailing.

Chap (Charlie Wernham) on soap (Hollyoaks) takes off all his clothes (well down to his underwear) and lets a lass restrain him, then when he's all tied up she takes an embarrassing photo and he's left all annoyed until a third party ( Ayden Callaghan) comes along to laugh and rescue him. About as original as saying 'let's make a movie about a comic book character'.

And speedo wearers of Australia, AFLer Lance Franklin looking less feral, and diver Matthew Mitcham.

Boy Hills Alive that sort of stuff

Michael Campayno is an American stage actor Sound of Musicing dressed in lederhosen and underwear.

All dark and dorky American gymnast Danell Leyva is a persistent armpit displayer (something Michael from above does) in his tight top and is shirtless with a sheepish looking cute guy for I'm sure no reason at all. Also here's Switzerland's Pablo Braegger shirtless.

And model and occasional rugby player Kayne Lawton posing with his hat on and without it on.

Boy Pins

The Originals' Callard Harris doing one of those long, long, skinny legged clothing putting on after night manoeuvres and shirtless by a waterfall in real life.

A foolish Olly Murs happily gets his chest fur trimmed for some reason.

As he's playing a boxer in the series Kingdom Nick Jonas does a taking top off to show some flesh at a filmed weigh in with a lot of looking at Jonas bulge.

And Neighbours' Christopher Milligan and Scott McGregor do some trailing posing.

Boy Made Up

Steve R McQueen of Vampire Diaries spends a lot of time topless with his left arm to the fore which must increase sales of waterproof tattoo cover up. The show would be improved with more focus on veiny Steven's behind.

Apparently straight American actor Brando Eaton likes (at Halloween I suspect) to be overly made up, have his mates on a leash, dress up as a maid (in church), give his armpits a good airing, and have large throbbing things between his legs.

And Swiss gymnast Pascal Bucher shirtless with a bloke and with a lass. Pascal looks like he could be fun to play with.

Etonic Boy

British actor Sebastian Armesto shirtless if chalk (probably paint) covered and in the (ornate) bath.

Michael Newton is an American actor who does his bit for wearing rather tight underwear in the pilot for the (not at all like The Defenders) non show Wild Card. It is a little unfair to have Michael to be in his underwear with the very filling Ben Lawson in the show too.

Gymnast of the British persuasion Kristian Thomas is chunky and vague looking.

And today's random cute 'do come and join me' guy.

Boy and the Bed

Beefy German actor Markus Brandl is happy in bed and cracking when he gets out of it. Markus on his back is a view I would like to see in person.

Brazilian (I think) model Lucas Coscia would look better not squinting and pouting.

Musketeer Luke Pasqualino (who is only half as displaying as Markus) is moody, and has shirts you could use as a tent. How very teenager of furry Luke.

And a topless tenniser Novak Djokovic does the dance of the fluffy white towel.

Boy Peaceful

Soulful British actor Pax Baldwin is solid, furry, mildly feral, who has cute mates who do some soap behind licking (through a shower screen).

The Only Way is Essex's friend humping Dan Osborne in popular but not overly full gold briefs and showing off his behind presumably as a stripper. I have an odd feeling Dan doesn't read Hegel.

And Jake Speer is a hairy legged dorky (in a cute way) oft shirtless (at least they put him in a locker room to show some flesh) Australian soap actor.

Boy Benched

To think that they used to wax Casey Moss' chest foliage when they came up with 'reasons' for him to have his top off on Days of our Lives.

British gymnast Max Whitlock is increasingly excited in his trousers (well the visuals to his left aren't bad) plus the two Dans, position assumer Daniel Keating, and serial (all the time) ginger armpit displayer (as is Max even on the bars) Daniel Purvis.

R5's Rocky Lynch him of the cracking swimmers and not that much similarity to his brothers.

And British diver Tom Daley looking like an action figure.

Boy Clung Too

Above is Dutch athlete Ingmar Vos showing the joys of lycra.

Ident geek Anthony Joblin naked in a BNP-Paribas advert in Europe (they do things with less clothing over there). I'm not sure what lanky pale face pulling naked chaps has to do with banking and a deposit based pun is too obvious.

American college athlete Kevin Lazas, here seen men's clothing shop and shirtless, has something going on in his lycra, cute shirtless mates (who he does odd things with), a touch of trail, and shorts that don't fit mid air (likewise his tops).

And Nick and Joe Jonas are showing some fur, which is nice.

Boy Imaged

Teen Wolf''s so wonderfully adorkable Dylan O'Brien is very generous with the 'can I have a picture with you with your top off?'s and has things going off out of shot.

Jack Waldouck is a British actor who is the prettier (and dopier) brother of rugby player Dominic (the brothers like beef) who knows when to pose, no idea what this is about, make the elderly happy, has his chest fur fondled, and likes to tan his behind.

And in the way, a chair for furry actor Dominic Thorburn, a hand for cyclist Owain Doull (similar problem with Jack), and the sweatpants of gymnast Louis Smith.

Boy out of Water

American singer Thomas Fiss has his mouth open almost as much as he is shirtless, wears hats in the pool and has lovely hairy arms.

Do we think that former kid bander and now dancer Aaron Renfree is getting paid for showing off that product in his pants?

Jordan Westerkamp is the Nebraska Cornhuskers wide receiver (which requires a 1960s porn star look?) and likes to be pictured shirtless with his team mates though sometimes with not the greatest choice of imagery. Jordan's choice of hats is silly and how he wears them very last century.

Welsh actor Craig Roberts in tight wet briefs that are not as revealing as one would have hoped in the series Red Oaks.

And oddly British cyclist Sam Harrison is being ignored as is this chap and he's less subtle.