Boy Wakens

When filming Casey Moss' character waking up on Days the camera lingers on his body and arms before moving to him stirring. There are worse things to see next to you in bed.

Unless he's doing his sport model slash diver Tom Daley might want to try wearing some clothes or more than this otherwise he'll just become boring. Your bulging diving kit (what you watching?) plus unintentional expressions are enough.

And AFLer Billy Longer thought he was on the pitch to play a game.

Not so Boy

Home and Away's former model Matt Little looks not to be judging on the bulge in his swimmers and is already on flesh showing duty.

Chunky American wrestler Mike Cammett does his best to pretend to be hurt and shocked showing that he is nearly as bad an actor as Matt.

And McBusted's Harry Judd likes to drum with his top off or just likes being shirtless.

Boy on Bars

American gymnast Danell Leyva out chests Jake Dalton, goes Spartan, smiles somewhat pleasuringly, and has interesting shapes in his shorts.

Teasing Chris Reid and Skyler Seymour don towels to feature in a steam room story of wad stealing and another of loud shouting (with this chap). Chris models and has done bit parts whilst oddly bulging Skyler likes taking lots and lots of pictures of himself.

And regardless of the subject matter Don Johnson was very cute in 1969, shame its 2015.

Boys who were in that, you know

Less well known British actors, Ben Starr proves popular when displaying some chest and Les Misérables' Edward Lewis French has the oddest facial expression I've seen for some time when shirtless.

Not only does Cody Christian spend time in the gym in real life he does it on screen in the dark (great move that). I've never been too sure that the beefed up look suits Cody and perhaps the lighting department concurs. Looks like Cody is continuing the theme on Teen Wolf.

And British gymnast Jay Thompson and the case of the really too big sunglasses.

To Waste a Boy

 
Modest British actor Parry Glasspool had his behind out on Hollyoaks Later (same pants scripts, more flesh). If I found Parry in my room he'd not be relegated to the hall.

It was a little surprising to find out that the cute fodder of many an afternoon movie Canadian actor  Jared Abrahamson does mixed martial arts (looks to be good at it) when he's not in a hot tub on Awkward (they covered the tattoo well).

I do like a locker room scene when the cute actors like Bluestone 42's Oliver Chris take just longer than needs be to change. It being period drama it is rather tame.

And British actor Jamie Maclachlan [his site] is three buttons away from success.

Distracting Boy

Once you get past trying to work out what the hell his tattoo is supposed to be you can focus on Alex Pettyfer maturing nicely with a touch of dorky but he still gets confused about just what needs sun cream.

Aussie Rules player Kristian Jaksch and a friend sport hard things emanating from their short shorts.

There is a style of acting which involves striking a pose then delivering the line, striking another one for the next line and so on. Days of Our Lives' Casey Moss favours that approach as well as the slightly open mouthed one (after looking lower). Or Casey can't act but that's no reason for him not to appear on the soap.

And who knew British athlete from the minor nobility Lawrence Clarke swung to the left.

Bobby Boy

Aussie actor Bobby Morley was badly illuminated (must mean something bad is happening) and dressed in tight white underwear (a post apocalyptic word with Vanish) caged then hung upside down (all the blood didn't go to his head) in The 100.

Ed Lower is a former Aussie Rules player, twin of the still playing Nick, model of sorts, possible swimmer, reality fluff and very cheeky. Ed has someone following around to take pictures of his behind. Ed's chest hair is as variable as Scottish weather.

And today's random cute but couldn't afford or wants to be a plate guy.

Boy Swims, and Swims

Sports bra favouring French long distance swimmer Romain Béraud is as quite pretty as his wet and dry short shorted mates (annoying that none get excited).

Ian Bohen is a shirt avoiding American actor who shows off his rather developed frontage (something in need of oiling m'thinks) but not his rear on the show Client List.

And if one wanted to see what German actor Christoph Letkowski would look like doing someone well you can.

Boy Beefs

Wizards of Waverly Place's Dan Benson has done a Billy Unger and got all buff and shirtless with added face fluff.

It looks like Aussie Ruler Alex Rance leans to the left but it might be the effect of the leggings.

Formerly of Aussie soap Neighbours Taylor Glockner is as defined (obviously) and big haired in real life as he was on the soap. Proving how small Aussie television is Taylor has followed, after modelling, former soaper James Sorensen into the series Conspiracy 365.

And The Vikings' Alexander Ludwig furry and even more white than usual.

Boy Promotes

Steam Room Stories' permanently shocked looking Skyler Seymour has a good eye for background fluff and has his top off (cold enough for a hat but not a top) to a 'please give me work' level.

Newly blond Lincoln Younes happily spends just a second or two longer naked than necessary in the Australian series Hiding. Lincoln is as shirtless as he was on the soap Home and Away but some crack would have moved him a level above the Neighbours opposition (Chris Milligan, Harley Bonner, and Taylor Glockner).

And fluffy Aussie Rules player Ben Sinclair, here seen shirtless , could be showing something in his short shorts.

GI Boy

Melissa and Joey's Kevin Fonteyne is cute defined if a little poseable action figure looking with an apparently fascinating navel or trail and hair that doesn't really move even after sex.

On Aussie soap Home and Away George Mason isn't the standard bland well fiddled with (unless he's showing his behind off) chap that usually features in such programmes but not feral either. You can imagine him passing you on the way to the surf.

And the wonderfully named American actor Cameron Scoggins is naked with Leroy McCain.

Boy for Turning

I first saw Simon Ginty in one of the Father Brown's in which he was rather good so I have mixed emotions that Simon is showing a lot of flesh in rubbish. He can do the screaming I suppose.

American actor Stephen Lunsford wearing tight short shorts which should be encouraged.

Daniel Ricciardo takes his top off and provides for lots of pole based innuendo. Confusingly he's an Australian racing driver not a fisherman.

And from our man in Sweden comes a selection of random cute guys, a pretty one with long hair, fluff with goggles, all tied up, plus furry and foamed.

Boy Squints

British actor James Farrar did a lot of (though he can't quite open his eyes) modelling with his top off before he started acting and possibly bulging in wet shorts.

Ashley McKenzie naked (again) from front and less covered from the back, he plays judo too.

The well packaged Johnny Whitworth plays a naughty movie actor so is filmed being filmed in Valley of the Sun and got naked too. Furry Johnny looks like he swings to the right.

And Treme's Chris Coy does white trash very well hopefully proving he's a good actor.
 

Southern Boys

Cameron Smith is a furry (and that doesn't do him justice) Australian rugby player who looks to have quite a reach, bobs with Billy Slater, exercises for a purpose, creates a pointed shadow, and gets his money's worth when trimmed.

Travis Burns, who used to model with less hair (all over) and his curtains (is that a mullet?) appear on Aussie soap Neighbours playing the brother of former model Scott McGregor's character. Travis' character has a motorbike so is a bit naughty and looks at Scott's behind (possibly).

And the Stenmark twins, Jordan and Zac with their brother cute brother Louis who is an athlete.

Boy in a Copy

Michael Steger must have realised what he was there for when they got him into a fireman's uniform and then told him to slowly take it off in company the redoing of the 90210. 

Australian actor Sean James Murphy shirtlessly overacting (rather the point of things) to become a ninja (a permed one by the look of things) in comedy series Danger 5. Sean later gets naked in a paddling pool (nice and chunky) and what looks like a classroom.

Cody Christian has a really big if not disproportionate chest and a rather unflattering hairstyle. Still pretty (just) Cody's exercising face could easily be a sitting on something face.

And Coldwater's PJ Boudousque floats above the pool.

Blond's Boys

Aussie Rules player Tom Lynch can look a bit vacant (and less blond damp) though has a good choice of chaps to hang around in swimwear with including former player Campbell Brown.

Having Canadian actor Greyston Holt playing a werewolf in Bitten shows casting talent (well to employ furry chaps to stand in the woods) and an interest in solid behinds. Greyston even when dressed he's only sort of dressed but not as oddly as Steve Lund.

Hollyoaks' Fabrizio Santino sitting around (and standing trying to get access to the roof vent) in his underwear in a lift, and later unconscious needing medical attention.

And British actor Charlie Cox shirtless but waxed playing Marvel's Daredevil.

Good Idea Boys

British gymnasts like group pictures with their tops off which just shows the variety they could provide if they fancied an orgy, just a thought.

Ben Hardy spent an oddly large amount of his time on Eastenders topless by one specific door which was just a little less wooden than him. Fortunately Ben's talents (are pecs talented?) were more visual than oral.

And my favourite Dutch cub athlete Douwe Amels rocks a sweatband, well not really.

Boy In Bruges

Aussie footballer (the foot kicking ball type) Mathew Ryan with his top off and a plainly faulty jeans' button.

Decathlete John Lane, born in the US has spent most of his time in Australia but is English or so his kit suggests. One should ignore John's mess of a costume choice (he can do much better and make me want a Spartan sandwich) over where he balances his camera and his sleeping habits (someone sure does like photographing him sleeping). Fellow British athlete Luke Cutts looks very promising.

And just when it started getting (more) tedious Under the Dome uses Max Ehrich to his full advantage.

Boy with Altitude

When he's not worrying Thai people and towering over other players American tennis player John Isner does look proportional practising, on the basketball court, or on the beach, mostly cute if occasionally dorky, but definitely not so when he's naked.

Seasonally, AFLer Danny Stanley runs on a beach and British diver James Denny in his speedos.

Someone who spends a lot of time on his body Hunter Clowdus has branched out from being blond and shirtless whilst modelling to being blond and shirtless playing a barman in a gay bar on Teen Wolf. There must be a part for Hunter in one of those Syfy Legand of Merlin and the half naked blond chap sorta things they show (he could play an elephant).

And Australian rugby players in their pants, their own and ones they are paid to wear.