Boy Strokes

Beardy American swimmer Michael Phelps fiddles with a toy when he sees a lass but I wonder what he's looking at when his hand goes downwards.

How about a nice leathery view of yesterday's Barney Harwood? No splits annoyingly.

American actor Michael Welch does an armpit heavy chap coming out of the river to dry himself off scene in the film Boy Meets Girl. I have no idea why chunky Michael spends so much time looking at his crotch.

Caleb Ruminer is an American actor who distorted in bed, robed by the pool, and in just his underwear in the film Lethal Seduction.

And today's random cute shirtless guy who does some roofing to excite the suburbs.

Swim, Gym, and Grimm Boys

Ben Proud is a British swimmer who has a talent to look posed when he is not and to fill his Borg shorts if indistinctly. Ben has one of those annoying reminds me of someone but I can't tell you who faces which is nicely offset by what's in his sweatpants and choice of backgrounds.

If you are gymnast like Sam Oldham (not sure about the hair) and Dan Purvis, here seen shirtless, you have to be careful not to get the wrong end of the stick and the rings are seldom flattering. Wearing tight tops but loose shorts would have things escaping but sadly not even with Sam sitting like this. If Sam's gymnastic career falters he could always get a job signalling to passing ships.

And Grimm's Nick Thurston is now doubly as shirtless (with Drew van Acker) as before (though it's the same scene from The Lake).

Just a D away Boy

Barney Harwood decides that swimmers are just too constricting when jumping off things and goes down to his pants. Barney, who does kid's television in Britain, does look the part (even in modern swimwear) for a mountain man.

Inventively British actor Tom Hopper who is on a show about pirates exercises on a sailing ship.

Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D's piratically named and mostly open mouthed Nick Blood looks much better with than without the face foliage, in my opinion that is. It could though just be an unflattering angle.

And Aussie Rules player Jobe Watson both shows off his navel and looks quite excited.

Upped Boy

James Maslow has fortunately ditched the Big Time Rush look to do some chest heavy and packing acting (or (successful) come and playing) in the film Seeds of Yesterday.

A mixture of the shirtless, actor Nico Tortorella furry and blond, reality fluff Jordan Davies gropes himself, Matthew Lewis looks cold, Nolan Gerard Funk is reserved, and Neighbours' Josef Brown is heavily bulging.

British divers Chris Mears and Jack Laugher and Jack laugher and Chris Mears, a good night in either way.

Australian rules footballer Nathan Fyfe gets himself dacked (shorts pulled down) on the field of play and then spends a surprising amount of time with his behind on display.

And Serbian tennis player Novak Djokovic wide open (in shorts annoyingly).
 

Boy to Do

Above is British model and occasional diver Chris Mears who has the tip of his bulge cut off.

Keenan Tracey and Freddie Highmore do happy then puzzled then shocked looking fluff in their swimwear slash boxers after swimming in a quarry in Bates Motel. Keenan looks like he's just got far too excited being with Freddie.

Aussie actor Sam Parsonson (must have been a noteworthy parson) is shirtless, white (Australians don't get tans), and eyebrowy in what looks like a wasn't what I was expecting in bed scene during an episode of the series Love My Way.

And another example in the random cute chaps style of why lycra shorts should be compulsory in athletics.

In the Leggins Boy

Aussie Rules player Ayce Cordy bulges in his leggings, though Tory Dickson isn't as filling, Tom Boyd wants you to see his trail and his armpits, and make up with whoever that is.

Bobby Morley is in jeopardy in just tight underwear again in The 100. Although I would prefer Bobby with less restraints and baby oil not water being sprayed on him those underpants must stay and something should fill that open mouth.

Australian swimmer Cameron McEvoy likes to wave with one hand or the other (well using his leg is impractical) but his fellow countryfluff Daniel Tranter is less adventurous.

And boybanding, porn, arm furnituring, and now photography (of himself) it's Kevin McDaid.

Emmy Boys

Before getting naked on Game of Thrones Dutch actor Michiel Huisman was nude with less facial hair in Phileine Says Sorry and similarly undressed in Treme. Finn Jones and Will Tudor look to have kept their hairy legged nudity to Westeros (and Finn's bits to the shadows).

Able to overact with the best of them Days' Billy Flynn has mastered armpit displaying plus showing off your chest in bed, to look angry whist shirtless, and standing around topless for little reason. When not being spray bruised Billy also does some rather odd photo shoots (and might be 'controversial' to some).

And Dutch athlete Tony van Diepen is when not standing by a brook training topless from front and from the side.

M Boy

Clean Bandit's violinist Milan Neil Amin-Smith must have a way to avoid instrument warpage even in the bath.

Welcoming English rugby player George Ford is shirtless (what a tease he is) with the right and wrong ball plus a big cup in the bath (a common rugby thing I'm told like getting drunk and naked together).

Aussie swimmer Mitch Larkin stands in speedos and sits around in Borg shorts with cute chaps. As his choice in shorts obscure the bulge Mitch is a fool to wear them.

And South African blond solid fluff ruggerer Kyle Brown shows his trail to another player and his covered behind to all.

Boy Age

Reece Ritchie is a tiny British actor who tends to play ancient characters like being golden in ancient Egypt or a Minoan with a skirt on and furry pits.

Michael Murray is best known for playing an interesting if historically flawed themed naked hustler in American Horror Story. Michael has done some bulge cut off modelling too.

British cyclist Peter Kennaugh is rather skinny and Michelin manish if fuller downwards (or if distorted by water) under his tight cycle kit.

And American actor Jeremy Sumpter still thinks he can fly (if he trips he will).

Boy Lounges

Above is formerly naked on Game of Throne's Richard Madden seeking shade in the sun.

Hollyoaks' Fabrizio Santino is back doing what he does best showing off his torso (looks oiled) and through his boxers his crack and ass for increasingly silly reasons.

Jackson Berlin is a Canadian actor who has appeared (hopefully staring less) in the things the United States film in his homeland. For this Jackson has decided to go muscle bound.

And in the gloom Irish actor Eoin Macken shows some fur and British actor Tony Gibbons looks lovingly at Conner Mckenzy in Checking In.

Cup Seeking Boys

South African ruggerers stand around the mess around with each other to prove that they really are mates, how promotional of them.

Pole vaulting American with the hair (but not always) Tommy Dial is wears wonderfully tight shorts when he jumps (very filling) and really loves jeeps. When he wears looser shorts they often have access built in and possibly get Tommy excited. He's an excitable chap.

And I forgot that Home and Away had its speedo years and that Simon Baker was part of them.

Boy Boasting

British actor Sean Biggerstaff can wear that white T shirt for as long as he likes and hopefully choose similar jeans.

Christoph Letkowski is a German actor who is sporting (for a part) a tragic hairstyle which doesn't distract from his topoffidness. Christoph also shows some partial cheekage but his tiny nippled countryman Volker Bruch went further showing both cheeks (how Christian of him) in a chap bathing (whistle while you bath) gets spied on thinks he can hear something then notices and covers up poorly scene in Das Goldene Ufer.

And today's random cute sitting on a rock ignoring the view chap, proud of himself chap, and slightly out of it chap.

Boy Clearing

Pole in the road, bulging chauffeur (of a bland car), and a chap in his underwear whose car is stolen could only be a plot line in something as silly but fluff filled as Hollyoaks. The chap in underwear is called Fabrizio Santino.

Australian swimmer and mathematician Cameron McEvoy stands on a rock in Borg shorts (or is he the rock), loves his controller, serves food in his speedos, smirks poolside, points with his bulge, opens gates, gets attacked by lots of lines, wants to be on the next Voyager probe, and hangs around with cute swimmers plus overrated comics. Fellow Aussie swimmer Craig Watson is cute and adventurous.

And today's random I can grow facial hair and it stops me looking five years younger cute chap.

Boy Less Roman

Plainly British gymnast Jay (born Gaius) Thompson has a sexy stare that needs work but not his death one, promotes ideas, thinks he's in the 1980s, relatively big arms, managed all eight (packs), and a touch of dorky.

A trailing Nick Jonas gets his top off and sort of naked in the lake heavy film Be Careful What You Wish For (Nick savaging Graham Rogers? Still not savaging?). An odd choice of role for pious and balloon nippled Nick but not for happy to get top off for a part Graham.

And British diver Jack Laugher in his speedos with a flag behind him, the pun is obvious.

Loved Boy

Spanish actor with a sprayed on beard David Amor, whose character might just be vain, tries to subtly pull in a sauna (a full one) with his towel off and ass out in Gym Tony. David is more visible in the promo material.

Grimm's David Giuntoli managed to put his pouchy reality (nice and chunky) and tragic photography times behind him to do mostly bed based shirtless armpit showing although the (decon) shower is used occasionally.

And poorly imaged Richard Harmon joins fellow Canadian actors Dejan Loyola and Calum Worthy in some public nudity in which you get to see absolutely nothing below the waist in the series Tower Prep.

Choir Boy

 Above is still just about boybander Ben Adams who is as strokable poolside as always.

Canadian actor Fraser Aitcheson has been been fondled, stood around in the background with his top off, and looked menacing in plastic armour on Stargate and is now being (staying) beefy with Christopher Wiehl (who is one of those look familiar can't place actors) on Psych.

And Bad Education's Swimming Gala episode has the strict teacher's fluff to attention (and not looking happy) whilst the liberal one's are nicely stereotyped too. I like this cute and shy extra.

Boy Images Himself

Shy and modest Tom Daley is out selfieing himself (kissy kissy, sucky, sucky) on a very white beach in his speedos (has he only got one pair?). Tom has grown on me now he's calmed down on the being everywhere malarkey but I still prefer Chris Mears.

Biblically Noah's sons played by (L-R) Nico Mirallegro, Andrew Hawley, Michael Fox and Ian Smith frolic in loincloths, go for a dip (with looks nothing like his 'brothers' Nico scene stealing) and dry out in The Ark. The show would be a welcome addition to Religious Education lessons even though all the barely dressed chaps are sure to upset someone.

And Canadian actor Calum Worthy has a shower (doesn't look too happy about it) in the series Tower Prep.