Boy Vronsky

Benedict Samuel is an Aussie actor who adopts the Paul Telfer sword and sandals look and displays an armpit for Anna Karenina reworking The Beautiful Lie.

In the series Stalker Canadian actor Andrew Walker plays a coach who takes a shower (standard cut off point),  hears something, and puts on a towel (they always do) to go an investigate finding nothing (but a cameraman who focuses on his trail). Andrew does more washing based acting than most.

And in training British gymnast fluff Sam Oldham swings alone and with himself.

Boy Expressive

Pretty Little Liars' oft topless Keegan Allen is, furry or not, has a coy yet tempting 'the things I could do to you' look to counter his generally puzzled one.

My Babysitter is a Vampire features young men with their tops off a lot more than you would expect of a kid's TV show. An example is Farid Yazdani and RJ Skinner's stint as ancient Egyptian guards (yes you are dressed like that Farid) who return to life to overact heavily (and nearly start giggling) in the episode Hottie Ho-Tep. Farid and RJ's scenes are downloadable here.

And American theatre actor Zach Appelman picks the roles in which he shows off his torso for artistic reasons.

Tired Boy

Zombeavers' Jake Weary has the wrong sort of tattoos to look that feral (though he tries his best) but they are not too distracting when he stands around shirtless (the towel is annoying) in the film.

Jordan Davies is perfect for reality television as he's not that bright, vain but cute, is happy to wear little, and is reasonably filling downstairs. Jordan is someone you don't go out with for his conversation.

They wanted to arrest Matt Wilson's character on Neighbours and decided to do it with him wearing a leather waistcoat thingy. Has former model Matt realised why they employee him yet?

And American athlete Jeremy Campbell looks to have run out of wax before he had his picture taken with nothing on.

State Boy

Matthew Florida is an American actor (and not the sort who use place names) who when not in tight armless tops (that ride up slightly) is shirtless in many of his roles these being from the series Kevin from Work.

America's Next Top Model 22's Dustin McNeer gets dressed in plastic armour of some nipple hiding sort (sure to excite someone) to pose in a not silly looking way. Dustin's primary virtue is his blond goofy fluffiness with a hint of could be rather inventive in bed, not looking as if he's a jock which he just can't pull off.

And gymnastically Britain's Nile Wilson has Louis Smith behind him with a hand that could be...

Plains Boy

Corn fed American actor Skyler Seymour joins my surprised he isn't list though he is keeping up his quest to show off an armpit or two in almost every topless photo taken of him.

Chris Jarvis is a had small part in lots of things British actor whose career is going so well he has a lot of time to spend on his body (in the dark) some of which is rather nice. His best role was as background furry fluff in Mamma Mia.

And in their swimwear, a selection of English cricketers including the tallest Stuart Broad and British divers Chris Mears and Jack Laugher with Tom Daley being oddly shy.

Boys in a Circle

American actor PJ Boudousque played a recalcitrant teen who strips naked surrounded by other young chaps (not for anything good) in the film Coldwater. Things don't go well for PJ's character hence the worried looks and  screaming in the shower.

Hairy and chunky once Aussie Rules player and straw handling model then reality beefy and now abortive long distance swimmer Campbell Brown in speedos of red, blue and multicoloured stripes which he is happy if not insistent to be photographed in.

And a couple of the behinds from the film How to Plan an Orgy in a Small Town.

Mounds Boy

American actor Cody Deal is your first port of call for a naked blond if not he could stick to bar tending.

Tom Stourton played Lofty the Viking who gets fully examined (as much as you can be clothed) by aliens (and his fellow villagers with comedy facial hair) on Dr Who and fortunately helmets have no horns on them.

Although he has done his hardest to become banal British diver Tom Daley does look good in his speedoes which to which he provides ease of access.

And South African actor Brendan Pollecutt effectively improves a mediocre chair.

Boy once Nate

Significant Mother's bulging Australian Nathaniel Buzolic is topless and in his underwear with the back of Josh Zuckerman's head in the shot.

When not lifting his top up to show off his body foliage (very straight) American actor Graham Rogers to an overdressed Aussie Rick Cosnett he is in a towel watched by Tate Ellington and Jake McLaughlin (are those boxers or a parachute?) plus Rick again on Quantico.

And Aussie actor Richard Brancatisano without a top but with his bottle of water.

Boy With

Daniel Kelly is a furry (and likes to show it) Canadian actor who plays a certain age on the online show Teenagers and I'm not going to comment as I'll just get in trouble.

Canadian diver François Imbeau-Dulac can be furry, fit in on the Arab street, model (a diver model, unheard of) poutingly, look smug, look a little dorky, make those next to him look overdressed, flattened rearwise, and goes heavily to the left.

And furry, bulging, but looking like taking a picture in a mirror is hard work, an odd way to take a selfie.

Boys for the Picking

The latest Aussie Rules draft has gone blond and pretty with the likes of Darcy Parish who adds skinniness and fragility to the mix, the running and packing Harry McKay, and Isaac Heeney who is more candidly shirtless than fluffy Darcy who wants to show you his armpit though Isaac will show both and other attractions. Whoever picked the kit they are wearing should be congratulated.

And as if to confuse the dark haired Tyrone Leonardis has an openness of legs and would have benefited in having a trail if he was going to fold up that bit of his top.

Locker Boy

Tate Ellington and Jake McLaughlin train together at Quantico meaning they spend a lot of time in the lockers with the background fluff (I was chap who showed off armpit in...). Jake's hair (though longer) has appeared in his other locker roles.

Today's random cute guy who should move the camera downwards, dark plus furry guy, and serving suggestion.

The Go Between was one of those books that passed me by though persistently open mouthed Ben Batt naked in the lake and on the shore. This won't get people reading but watching post watershed adaptations of classic novels and Batt crack can't be bad.

And a montage of Steven R McQueen's shirtlesstudity on Chicago Fire.

Boy Duplicated

Alexander Nifong and Jamal Mallory-McCree appear twice and naked in Cloned: The Recreator Chronicles.

Will Snelling is a freshly minted Aussie Rules who shows promise running and kicking but has yet to get shirtless. Mass sponsored Will performed well in the draft.

And question of the day, why does English cricketer Alistair Cook manscape his trail off centre?

So You Want To Be Boys

Scottish (he's so subtle about it) boxer Josh Taylor portrays a curious mix of all aggressive and stuff with a vacantess plus almost sorrowful eyes (that appear even on his holidays). Successful Josh is not at all inventive in his posing, boxer wears boxing kit in a boxing ring.

And England's (yes a Scottish name but from Yorkshire) Luke Campbell poses a tad on the camp side or pensively or shiningly, and celebrates hiding his bulge.

Themed Boys

James Connor is an Aussie diver who could be looking down at Chris Mears or filling Tom Daley's mouth or lowering himself onto Sacha Klein or forgotten to remove the plug or have Jack Laugher bent over. Armpit displaying James, goodly of front or back, isn't doing any of that but one can dream.

And British swimmer Liam Tancock models swimwear but they only let part of the speedos and the hat show (do swimmers worry about getting their hair wet?). Liam shows more in speedos or even in Borg shorts than he looks like he's in cheap science fiction.

Boys Blonded

Limitless' Jake McDorman (with the fakest looking real beard) is topless regularly on the show though his behind only gets a work out on the American version of Shameless.

American actor Nathan Peterson (by the looks of it probably once Petersen) got to share a bed with Matt Bomer both being cheeky to a limited extend in American Horror Story: Hotel. Sadly Nathan got paired with a Madonna knock off.

And personal favourite Adam Nagaitis was back playing a Richard Head on Houdini and Doyle, type casting?

Bossy Boy

McFly's Harry Judd is clearly looking to do an after shave advert and is as hairy but probably cheaper than Ryan Reynolds.

After stripping chunky and furry Scott Holmes pulls lots of faces in an attempt (I think) to look sexually excited (or drunk) in the film The Room. Would you want the chap you want to savage looking like he's eating something sour?

And former soap actor Aaron Sidwell suffers from stereotypical Mexican cover up whilst Gregg Sulkin has a bad case of pixelation, otherwise both would be naked.

Boy in the Shade

Some free advice for the director of the Republic of Doyle when you get Alan Hawco to take his top off to be tied up don't make the view so frelling dark. You've managed it in the past and no jeans were required.

Irish (in London) professional dancer and dully posed model Shane Walshe allows you to play a game of spot the crack, who is the most happy to be there, or where's Channing's hand. Pretty and underwear filling Shane even manages to make Borisbikes look fun.

And reality fodder singer Sam Callahan (L) and acrobat Billy George (or Jacques) selfie at the gym.

Revert Boy

Neighbours' Matt Wilson is clearly a loss to swimwear modelling and seems overdressed on the soap.

Aussie Rules player Jack Darling who takes his top off in the pool, on the patio, with a chap, with a lass, and with his presents whilst the not as shirtless blond fluff Rory Sloane who when not pouting either likes to surrender all the time or air his armpits.

Collective nouns of British divers off topless paint balling and assorted gymnasts of the same nationality.

And hairy pop fluff, Harry Judd of the McFly variations and Calvin Goldspink formerly of S Club 8.

Fallen Boy

Alfie Browne-Sykes' character on Hollyoaks has issues (as is required of everyone on a soap (and being accused of murder)) that cause him to exercise shirtless and then collapse on the floor.

Ex On The Beacher Stephen Cochrane on the aforementioned beach in his swimmers for context setting (he thinks looking dumb but pretty might generate a career). Stephen should stick to his waiting job (at least in the summer) which should generate all the attention he is wanting.

Blond fluff American actor  Caleb Ruminer does the standard teen angst in bed thing in Finding Carter which though not as good as his previous work has him showing some flesh so not all bad.

And Black Sails' Tom Hopper would improve the façade of any building.

Remaking Boy

A shirtless Kenny Wormald participates in out of shot striping (the worst kind) in The Living. Kenny sort of pulls off the white trash moustache thing without looking too silly.

Glen Powell shares a bed with Jamie Lee Curtis and gives a boxer clad lecture (probably not about the use of imagery in Chekov) in Scream Queens. Everything else about Glen is trimmed.

And today's random cute contrasting chaps who look like they have a lot of fun together, the type I'll let you ponder.