Boy Floored

Alfie Browne-Sykes' character on Hollyoaks had issues causing to exercise too much and collapse to the floor. What to do to revive the bit of blond fluff?

Just when British ballet dancer turned actor Will Kemp seemed to have disappeared he's back and naked in all aspects (with coverage sadly) in Girlfriend's Guide To Divorce. Peculiar to stroll around with nothing on but cover your bits. At least they're not airbrushing out his constellations of moles like Gap did.

And British actor Alex Pettyfer on another jolly with a lot of men, just pointing it out.

One Boy went to

University rower Mason Shoebridge will mow your lawn in short shorts and hope Dougie is inventive (and in the middle here), thanks Greg for being obsessive.

Keen looking Karl Lawton does a good job filling the underwear that he models even though he is a rugby player. Karl does swimmers too but they are less revealing.

And Ryan Kwanten's son (on a soap) Matt Little with a bulging if not excited Nathin Bulter and The Escort's Michael Doneger (R) with a (cute) mate.

Scott Boy

Man of Kent Sam Palladio showing off his armpit (and both) in a 'this how we talk in bed' scene Nashville and some out of focus promotion for the same.

Matt Wilson is a former underwear and swimwear model (who amazingly wore less (who is supposed to look at that tattoo?) than Tom Daley) who is now in an Aussie soap. This meant that Matt's assets were covered in 1970s tiles.

And Kiwi soap actors Cameron Jones and Josh McKenzie share a room but not a bed together. I wonder if Cameron got to see the McKenzie Downs.

Boy Briefly

Born to play creepy Ed Westwick in briefs from multiple angles was worth at least a second series of Wicked City.

Jack Rowan used to be a boxer and now acts in nonsense which means he looks less raggedy (or like a 50s waitress) which is good. Now Jack dresses up in armour but has kept his good assortment of cute and staring mates.

And American actor James Maslow, what is worse the swimmers or the waxing?

Slight Wobble Boy

Bob Morley (above) doesn't just want to be judged on his physical appearance so lets focus on what's in his shorts in the film Lost in the White City.


The well preened Brian Justin Crum is primarily a stage actor (sometimes topless) from the United States who is not against having his top off at every occasion plus is nearly Bobby level in the swimwear filling though the beardy thing should go.

And Winners and Losers' Tom Hobbs is best viewed from the left (fine from the right too) in his 'costume' (a bulge?).

Boy Fly Over

When filming Fabrizio Santino on Hollyoaks they start at his crotch, move to his trail, then his torso, the armpits and eventually his face.

Before Aussie actor Toby Schmitz showed his bits off on Black Sails he showed them in the film Somersault although they put a lot of effort keeping them just out of shot. Toby has no need to hide them and keep to what you're good at I say.

And British diver Chris Mears models for the cover of Diver Meat 2, no not really.

Grove Boy

Luke Camilleri is a Canadian actor who joins the furry chaps showing off their naked behinds club (I still prefer Landon Liboiron's) on Hemlock Grove.

Former AFLer Mark McVeigh's grown a beard, present one Nick Malceski hopes he doesn't have to wear the bra, Paul Ahern looks welcoming, plus Sam Weideman and Lynden Dunn might need a room.

And underwear filling American reality model Nyle (diMarco) in a box either makes you think of Nineties boybands or something altogether more naughty.

Boy Kicker

Aussie Rules player Kieran Collins is all dark, handsome and lycra filling in a that position could be used for other things than kicking way.

Matthew Riddle is a generally fluffy looking (but not always) American wrestler who hasn't learnt that white shorts hide things that could attract him more fans. A tan might help too as would less Earl Hickeyness in front of a camera but you can't beat a bit of blond muscled fluff on a wet afternoon.

And today's random cute bearded guy was probably expecting ice cream.

Boy Throws

Jake Zembiec is an American Football player whose rise from high school to the college game was heralded by pictures of him throwing a ball and a black chap pointing at his nipples.

Seen just in (Chatwin) briefs, reality model Dustin McNeer and British actor in the US Ed Westwick.

From Aussie soap Home and Away we have shirtless Tai Hara about to have a shower, chunky former talent competitioner Johnny Ruffo, and George Mason not really looking like himself.

And American gymnast Daniel Leyva is so well forested I'm looking for the deer.

Boy Pouches

Underwear filling model (bizarrely they have him model with clothes on) and diver Chris Mears is probably outdone by Jack Laugher.

Matt Buntine is an Aussie Rules player who airs his armpits on the pitch, for magazines, and in the shower which is better to wash in than a wheelie bin. Showing some cheek labelled Matt could do other things but snorkel.

And now with all his beefy hairy woodness it is difficult to remember just how pretty Henry Cavill once was.

Boy Looking for Mountains?

It might have been damp and cold but this furry bearded chap (who goes by the name of Ethan Renoe) goes jogging with his top off in Chicago when he gets on the news. The cynic in me thinks Ethan got shirtless when he saw the camera crew.

Aussie Rulers, Bryce Gibbs showers, Jaeger O'Meara in a bra, Zac Williams bathes in a wheelie bin with Tom Downie, whilst Matt Buntine sits with him, and Devon Smith just can't help being photographed in suggestive poses or like he's having a lot of fun.

And American actor Chris Zylka is shirtless in a spread out way and then naked from the rear and fully frontal.

Boy Visualised

'Fabrizio (Santino), today's Hollyoaks script involves you wearing tight underwear that gives you a large bulge then have a shirtless chat in a towel with your skin looking like it has been oiled'.

KJ Apa is a Kiwi former soap actor who is rather cute, has his tattoo covered badly or well (or prior to it), a promising mouth, and (like yesterday) has a good mixed choice of selfie background fluff.

And a fake looking trio of British divers sporting kangaroos and actual Aussie (ruggerer) Karl Lawton is fluffy.

Mould Making Boys

Blond, preppy, farm boy jock, who you know has a dirty side American model Dustin McNeer doesn't convince as a skater shows off his talents in a naked but you only see his behind and lower foliage photo shoot. Joseph Sayers has gone much further, hint.

Kane O'Keeffe (yes that is his real name and those are his eyebrows) has spent most of his career in his homeland of Australia doing roles in which being beach based he's had his top off, waxed more than his board, and been suggestive with fruit. He always has good background fluff. Now Kane is looking for work in the US and has had pictures taken with him (you'll never guess) shirtless but furry and with a blatant bulge.

And British gymnast Max Whitlock should realise that those medals spoil the view (and partially defeat the point of being shirtless)

Boys Seaing

Aussie Rules players like (or don't) to play ball and stand in the sea wearing shorts (should they be wearing underwear underneath as with Harry McKay?) like Andrew Walker or speedos like Dennis Armfield, Andrejs Everitt, or Mark Whiley.

If you wear tops you get uneven tans as slightly as with Simon White, Daniel Gorringe, Andrejs Everitt, Matthew Kreuzer, or the is he as pretty face on Ciaran Byrne or tragically like furry Levi Casboult and Jacob Weitering. Levi and Jacob could be modelling a new stealth kit.

And Charlie Curnow bulges whilst running and kicking in tight leggings then goes for a shower which looks to confuse the poor dear.

Seeking Attention Boy

In the gloom you can just about to clearly make out the underlyingly pretty Charlie Himmelstein's big talent in the film Bizarre which is there in his modelling work. 

Tate Ellington has his towel nicked near some conveniently placed bottles of shampoo (placed outside the shower) on Quantico. Annoyed Tate gets a lot of viewers to his 'nudity' and windbreak chest hair.

Soapwise in Melbourne former model Travis Burns has to take his top off even when it is nippy (tiny nippley) and on Emmerdale Anthony Quinlan sleeps like this.

And have I come on across this picture of Chris Mears late and/or what s today's random cute chap doing with his other hand?

Motive Boy

Above is Under the Dome's Max Ehrich providing a great example of the effect of inertia on objects in his swimmers.

Arthur Hughes is a British mostly stage actor who was rather good (and shirtless) in the bed based play The Solid Life of Sugar Water. Arthur does need to be careful about the faces he pulls (and wear speedos when diving).

And blond fluff American wrestler Tyler Nitro sports tight pink leather or plastic shorts which are promising from certain angles. Impish Tyler needn't change to try another career.

Boys Furred

Above is Canadian actor Beau Mirchoff who is letting his foliage grow.

In the pants but a lot of male flesh film Wrong Turn 6: Last Resort Joe Gaminara does his best having sex acting (moving around a bit and pulling faces) whilst hooded figures come up behind him (not for good reasons). Joe doesn't have much luck on screen with women considering where the foot is going.

And American actor Jeremy Sumpter is a totally unstaged in the swimming pool picture.

Slab Boy

American swimmer (someone might not know) Michael Phelps has quite the chest and rest of the body to him.

Jacob Ifan might have to have another shower going by the look on his face in the series Cuffs which is followed by a vital Jacob in a towel scene. This allows a tenuous link between Jacob and American actor Hamish Linklater.

Does the run off cover up some of British diver Jack Laugher's crack and should Orange is the New Black's Matt McGorry keep wearing a posing pouch?

And Dutch triathletes Evert Scheltinga and Mark Oude Bennink do some shirtless track based training.

Is that a Boy

To avoid stereotyping Canadian actor Gharrett Patrick Paon goes paddling in a canoe with an interesting ratio of friends.

Aussie Rules players, Jack Hombsch looks dejected (or erected) even closer, left hanging Shaun Higgins runs around (is he so tired that he won't take up an offer or making one?), Jack Ziebell runs too, and the just about cracking very faux blond Nick Graham who gets furry.

And he might have gone all muscularly but Cody Christian can still look cutesome.

Boy Sprawl

Travis Burns is used to good effect in a promo for Aussie soap Neighbours. I would have gone for speedos not swimmers but that's just me.

Dutch triathlete Evert Scheltinga trains by pulling things in various directions in a jacuzzi and then skims it. Evert's kit doesn't really cover things up it just wrap them leaving undressed while dressed though only his nipples get erect.

And I do rather like this rear view of Aussie Ruler the butter wouldn't melted Chad Wingard.

Boy Styled Bad

I do approve of Neighbours' new addition Ben Hall (and from what I can see the tattoos are fake).