Obvious Pun Boys

Ashley Bryant claimed he didn't get to the Olympics because he didn't bring his pole with him something I'll leave you to examine, sorry, determine the truth of.

Hurdling (or ship's mast) Andrew Pozzi, here seen shirtless, runs in a plastic bag for some reason, might have borrowed Ashley's pole, and we know what position he takes, perhaps.

Furry and often rather raggedy looking decathlete who models (with a lot of cheese) Ben Gregory is being mowed or that's what it looks like.

And Kyle Langford demonstrates inertia (or really, really wants to win and will use every advantage).

Boy not King

Peter Gadiot isn't the next Superman but rather a British actor who appears (along with his torso) wearing big jewellery (and otherwise not much) in the mini series Tut. Peter clearly likes roles in which he's shirtless near stonework.

Know your German divers (arranged like Russian dolls) Martin Wolfram, Sascha Klein, Patrick Hausding and Stephan Feck so you can identify them (having captions does help) in the dark, doing odd poses, from behind or in cold storage. They're not as popular as others and I would suggest tighter speedos (that could split when this is being done) but Patrick already has cheek leakage.

And shirtless stage fluff, Britain's Phil Dunster and Russian former model Peter Rykov.

Gyming the Boy

Past X Factorer Leon Jackson has spent a lot of time beefing himself up (losing the oddly appealing awkwardness) but still looks like he's prey.

Ex On The Beach's great mind Jacques Fraser emerges slowly from the water with the focus shifting from one talent to another until you realise that either his head is too small or his body too big. This might be a clue as to which.

And Aussie Rules player Jack Bowes tries really, really hard to look hard and fails.

Oh Lordy Boy

Aussie actor (in the US) who modelled Jacob Elordi surfs (originality there), stands on a beach, towers over and I have absolutely no idea what he's doing here.

The Sulkin brothers, Gregg and Grant, hang around with David Henrie posing (which is something Gregg does a lot of even seemingly unintentionally) well armed. Instead of sitting on walls or being swamped furry could take David into the desert (or the beach or a trailer) where Gregg could find a use for an old couch and what it in his boxers, just a thought.

And today's random cute not overly convinced about taking his top off in the cold but does so anyway guy.

Still wants Work Boy

Aussie touching soap actor Dean Geyer has moved back (via reptile feeding) to showing off his torso (and naval) for reality purposes.

Fully flexible Danell Leyva is an American gymnast and model (more of his chest than the clothes he is in) is not against a bit of unsubtle teasing, tenting, topoffedness, and actual nudity.

And American stunt man Garrett Hammond is shirtless but cropped.

Dakota Boy

Chunky blond and bulging American actor Damian Conrad Davis provides open robed solidity to his part on Chicago Med and somewhere for his brother Shane to lean.

Actors Chad James Buchanan, Alfred Enoch, and Chris Wood all suffer from shirtlessness (Chad, Alfred, and Chris) in the gloom when they are far better presented in the light (so we can see Chris' treasure highway).

And British gymnast Brinn Bevan is shirtless in the dark for apparent arty reasons (at least its not his face), fools.

Shim Shammy Boy

American actor Ryan Hansen washes a car and himself all over (in a terribly exploitative way which only other chaps should see otherwise it is sexist) in Teachers. This shot doesn't work as intended.

Likes to take pictures of himself Ross William Wild and his nice behind (sadly covered up sort of) have appeared on stage with a cheap plastic sword.

Blond South African swimmer and underwear model (someone cruelly put super glue in his hair) Ayrton Sweeney wears less in real life or in the pool than when modelling.

And I do like the variety that a group of rugby players in their monochrome swimwear can provide.

Boy Continues

When not candidly showing off his fur and armpits American actor Kyle Harris is doing half of that in The Carrie Diaries.

Reality fluff Jordan Davies does panto (is Thicki Beefi a character?), when he's not standing round in swimmers, show off on a balcony or decorating a lounger. Jordan still manages to show off his chest and trail doing that.

Man in the High Castle's Luke Kleintank unveils some chest and some fur. The background fluff like Steven Byers and Neal Bledsoe is good too.

And British you'll never guess Jon Dibben has a cycle whilst Kiwi actor KJ Apa has a box.

Smile Boy

Jason Ralph is a cute chap, nice body, furry enough, good actor in Magicians, but he always looks so damn miserable all the time even when he's slowly but surely putting on a shirt.

When not swinging from piers American actor James Maslow is getting his five a day and has restyled himself (not a fan or is the got too near a sheering shed the new look?) in It Happened One Valentine’s. James does wear tight shorts which is a bonus.

And to finish Aussie actor Jai Courtney plays someone who thinks they're a great musician, or something like that.

Boy and the Hat

On Grimm, David Giuntoli is shirtless (and flouncing) next to a witch's hat spewing green smoke. David later ends up on the floor in just his boxers.

American acting (more furry and raggedy) model Chad James Buchanan looks cute both damp and dry in the series Star in which he clearly improves the visuals and clothes hanging.

And British cyclist in his lycra Dan Bigham just could be.

Daddy's Boy

From the rear (must buy a toast rack) on screen father and son Kip Gamblin and Ben Hall greet Takaya Honda (well their characters do) in Aussie soap Neighbours then after seeing Takaya has a daddy thing Ben sits by the pool (which is kind of his thing).

Aussie ironman (he doesn't look it but is) Alistair Day looks like he's a winner of subtly sponsored events and points firmly to the left. I wonder if the Aussie Rules kit chap had a hand in the short top and speedo combo that Ali and his ilk wear (he does look good topless too).

And British gymnasts Ashley Watson and Tom Rawlinson form a Nile Wilson sandwich.

Jerry Boy

Man in the High Castle's Luke Kleintank makes one of those armless white vesty things look sexy and I refuse to make a sword pun.
 
Greek-American wrestler Elia Markopoulos has gone from fluffy to a more mature 'hey I can grow a beard' might have gone a bit far on the chest look. Possibly bulging Elia (those shorts are tight in all but one important place) does though maintain the modesty and not at all bizarre trimming of his 'sport'.

And packing and record making British cyclist Alex Dowsett has water chucked on him.

Straw Boy

British actor and model Oliver Jackson-Cohen is furry, chained up in the Emerald City, and apparently does his own laundry.

Pelle Rietveld and Robert Lathouwers are both athletes of the Dutch variety who both fill their lycra from wherever you view them. Brave teaser Robert is very well defined though Pelle has more of the accessibility (and sweatiness) to him.

And British cyclist Callum Skinner in the pool with obvious innuendo potential.

Boy with Options

In my head British gymnast Nile Wilson is this with Max Whitlock, this with Louis Smith, this with Sam Oldham, and this with everyone else.

Nick Fink is an American and skinny actor in baggy yet clingy and cracking somewhat damp (after getting something thrown on him) nightwear (needing a larger lighting budget) and later in nothing whatsoever (apart from the gloom) in The Great and the Small.

And American acting model Nico Tortorella has to shave to keep his naughty nice line tattoo visible.

Boy less Rice

Gordon Benson is a British sweaty triathlete who clearly has an advantage over other competitors (possibly not with Joao Silva but with Rostylav Pevtsov) who strips, runs medically, Borgs, and has square chest hair.

Chris Wood is overly dressed in his underwear and appropriately tight vest combination and not generating the immediate attention pretty one would expect in Supergirl. I'm conflicted as Chris deserves better parts but looks good in his underwear.

And Harry Judd is in a boyband but is mainly doing reality and Jeff Dye is a stand up who is presenting.

Boys Halted

The Evans brothers (L-R) Max and Thom who are happily topless together very nearly (but not quite) went the full Brewer twins.

Canadian (mostly) underwear filler Al Miro looks pensive when he is acting and slightly happier (but not much) when he's modelling (which requires him to be overly horizontal).

And American actors Luke Benward and Jack Griffo are just roomates (and Luke is not suggesting something with that bottle).

Boy Wanting

Though American actor and model Peter Vack (nee Brown) keeps his chest copse in (some but not all of) I Just Want my Pants Back he has his trail removed. Warrants detailed examination of Peter.

Tom Lynch is a tall blond flying Aussie Rules player who has an ability to look as if most things confuse him but also to hang around with other players when they are shirtless (sometimes in ways that might upset the humourless).

And one of face pulling British actor and ballet dancer Will Kemp's armpits really should get a credit of its own.

Boys on Show

French rugby player and trimmed or naked calendar staple Morgan Parra (and his promising behind) bathe alone or with some beefcake.

Cute, blond, reasonably packing so why did American actor McCaul Lombardi get an awful series of tattoos? In doing so well travelled McCaul goes from looking pretty to like he's on something rather quickly.

And British diver Matty Lee has his photo taken in his kit, not the nude.

Displaying Boy

He had his behind on full display but other things obscured in Hemlock Grove whilst things were just suggestive in Fairly Legal, he is Canadian actor and swimwear filler Luke Camilleri.

Sometimes only a solid chunk of barely covered up beef (and two veg) and English rugby player James Haskell who seemingly couldn't be photographed in an actual shower (for French player Jules Plisson they found a phone box) so they faked one (and lost the towel). I will  happily check James is solid everywhere.

And Dutch athlete Joshua Wegman flies as American actor John Deluca hangs accessibly.

Not Harry Boy

Magical American actor Hale Appleman is cute, even dressed (I do like the pirate look) in the costumes they put him in on the show, but Hale (same hair) was more appealing (and naked) in Teeth.

Dan Osborne is blond and drawn on former TOWIE fluff is dressed in speedos or a towel to do Shakespeare, only joking. We get to see adjustable Dan in speedos from the front, the side, and the back which is what he is good at.

And American actor Emile Hirsh looking shagged out and shaggable.