Coffee Boy

American actor Ben Rosenfield really truly goes for the staring whilst shirtless (nice trail) in the rehash (no new ideas any more?) of Twin Peaks.

Odd Mum Out's Sean Kleier, minus the hair horn, is furry(ish) in boxers but better in tracksuit bottoms. Sean is imaginable of what is happening off camera.

And British dancer who modelled and now acts Anders Hayward is in need of a tan (and a smile) which oddly he didn't get filming Gap Year.

Boy Visual

Matthew Atkinson is an American actor who works on shows which have their male cast topless as often as possible. For some reason I'm not going to moan.

British swimmers Adam Peaty (him of the bulging in speedos of many colours and winning a medal or two and has nicked Matthew's blanket) and Luke Greenbank (him of bulging in swimwear and winning but not as much, yet, ) make a nice couple and can be almost indistinguishable plus do a good mix up of cute and defined.

And you can just imagine what is happening to furry Matt Wilson in this scene in Aussie soap Neighbours.

Boy Lockered

Former boxer and now rather good actor Jack Rowan is shirtlessly skinny, muscled and in need of a tan in the series Born to Kill.

Clean cut (subtle crucifix) and preppy but hopefully less so in real life Shane Harper has his top off so heavily in teen drivel that it is plainly planned. Naughtily Shane has a few tattoos and tattooed mates.

American actor Kyle Gallner, before the 'where is Cardinal Richelieu' look, was looking agitated (for being in such a pants film) on the tiles in speedos in a Nightmare on Elm Street.

And British reality fluff Jordan Davies has his top off again, thrilling.

Boy to Silence

Am I bad to hope that British fitness coach Joe Wicks is quiet during sex so you can play with that body, what's in his boxers and even his hair not listen to his inanities? Joe is after all a great way of burning off calories.

Joseph LoCicero started off by modelling underwear, having a best angle (in all endeavours), but is now playing a regal stripper on Jane the Virgin. In all types of on camera work wearing tight underwear (which don't split) is something to stick with.

And with no rhyming slang involved British diver Jack Laugher likes to have a duck in the bath.

One Letter Boys

Slovenian basketballing brothers (L-R) Goran and Zoran Dragić smiling in and out of focus plus Goran shirtless and leaving little to the imagination.

Nolan Gerard Funk is a Canadian actor who is shirtless lying down, standing up, looking confuddled and with his hands up (pan down, pan down) in the series The Catch. Spot a pattern in his work?

And British ruggerers Leigh Halfpenny tenting and James Haskell naked and solid.

In Australia Boys

Acting underwear model Matt Wilson is an angel (a naughty one by the looks of it), or rather a male stripper (solid too) dressed up as one (with pointy nipples) in Aussie soap Neighbours.

In The Warriors Nelson Baker plays an Aussie Ruler who does an answer the door in a towel that falls off so he has to cover his bits and run up stairs cheeks out scene followed by a stand on a railway bridge airing his cheeks whilst dressed interestingly (nice bulge). I think Nelson looks better candidly than made up.

And George Mason is damp, raggedy and furry, as usual, on Home and Away.

Boy Coins It

Above is Kiwi actor KJ Apa who has been named as GQ Australia's 'Breakthrough Actor Of The Year', probably annoying all Aussie actors.

Tall American actor John Behlmann is suddenly making me feel very festive and it isn't even December. 

Aussie model Jack Tyerman, who occasionally looks like this random cute guy, looks, bulges, sulks, teases, airs, stares, splays, smarts and gets naked(ish).

And Nick Jonas being both bulging and unconvincing at the same time (and he's shirtless).

Boy Screened

Dave Davis is an American actor whose character in Ghost Shark (sounds good) uses his phone a lot by the pool (he's found something out?) and has perfected the bad horror film shocked look.

Cheeky (sorry) German actor Bela Klentze is rather silly to have a shower in tight underwear then decides to take them off (careful not to give us a between legs view of anything) to be spankable before having an overdressed sauna (more on offer?).

And Aussie model Charles Henry is furry in the outback just like bookmate and 'what are those horses staring at?'  Dominic Green.

Boyicius

The Last Kingdom's Arnas (behave) Fedaravicius looking nicely vacant, struggling with a top, dressed for swimming and in reverse.

Michael Jamieson is a cutesome Scottish former (but staying defined) oft posed swimmer who I'll miss in Borg shorts even with that awful Olympics tattoo (the selfie taking and how he could look like an action figure).

And Aussie actor Luke Pegler has moved from being furry and flesh showing on television to doing it on film in Hacksaw Ridge.

Boy Bunned

Sean Kleier is an American actor has one of those hair bun things that either works or makes you look like a cheap extra on Star Trek. Furry Sean does the latter in Odd Mum Out.

American mostly stage actor John Behlmann is furry in a faux kitchen and on an actually couch.

Taylor Lautner frolics in the sea making odd hand gestures when a photographer just happens along to take some pictures ('Someone is taking pictures? Oh how horrible let me just pose') of his furry chunky normality. 

And cute and defined British actor Philip Labey is annoyingly only selling furniture.

Hotel Room Boy

Nico Mirallegro is a British actor who is fondled, carried and watered (excessively and from the bottles internally too) in The Pass. Those eyebrows need a part of their own.

Shaggy George Mason and Matt Little (there are two dicks on show but not theirs) battle on Aussie soap Home and Away to squint which of them can keep their eyes the most closed (or at least only half open) during a beach scene.

And as British gymnast Kristian Thomas poses naked team mate Jay Thompson gets obsessional about his armpit.

Boys who Might

Aussie Rules players Josh Thomas (who finds tops hard and has spoilt himself) and Ben Sinclair just give me a certain vibe.

Brother of model (once rugby player) Kayne Lawon, Karl is a speedos sharing hat wearing statuesque rugby player who is now modelling tight bulging underwear. Hunkie see, hunkie do.

And British actor Josh Bowman is being shirtless, furry, sullen and wooden in his latest epic Time After Time.

Uh Huh Boy

Drake Milligan plays a smooth, shiny and sweaty Elvis Presley and his quiff (hence a lot of hair combing which was all Americans did in the 50s) in the series Sun Records.

Jacob Weitering who (along with Charlie Curnow, Jack Silvagni and Caleb Marchbank) is a new member of Carlton AFL club has an odd attraction to him and its not just the hold onto ears.

British actor Jack O’Connell has an eventfully (and excited?) ending to his naked (some people wear clothes) shower after getting a full examination (cough) in the film Starred Up.

And McFly's Hairy Judd has his fur on display again.

Boy Darkening

Canadian actor Dan Jeannotte is yet again topless (and out of focus) in the gloom for his part in the period male fluff with top off drama Reign.

Days of Our Lives' Billy Flynn has his top off on screen reasonably in bed or after a dip but also pretending to be passed out (trying so hard to keep those eyes closed)) in his boxers in what looks like a storage cupboard.

And even mid performance British gymnast Brinn Bevan looks like he could be fun in bed.

Boy Needs Cash

There is something unconvincing about British actor Will Kemp trying to play all evil princeness looking for something of power in the probably awful the Scorpion King 4: Quest for Power more so as he looks tiny compare with Victor Webster.

Jay Conroy is a very slightly teasing British underwear and swimwear model (who is even posing when on holiday) who though confused by diving boards is nicely sculptural (whilst helpfully in Greek key underwear) if a bit heavy on the staring.

And Swiss ice hockey player Kevin Fiala and American actor Jake Short both like the same colour swimmers.

Biking Boy

Hopefully fake tattooed Canadian actor Justin Chatwin squints when confronted in bed (trying to suppress a dawn hardness?) by Vincent D'Onofrio in the CHiPs remake.

Acting reality model Bryant Wood has gone from clean cut to uncomfortable furry armed faux (or just expensive) luxury hotel (cheap shower) and beach feral. I wonder if shaggier Bryant still stares at his bulge.

And overheard at the Pérez Art Museum in Miami, 'the only good thing in here is the bearded gay guy at the front desk'.

Happier Boy

Soulful looking (might be the chlorine) American diver Mike Hixon can smile. From what I can make out he has a lot to smile about.

Aussie actors Ben 'was in Neighbours' Hall and Tim Draxl go faux (very, very faux but loads of leg) Roman but get you could be arrested for that spear punny close together in a production of  Only Heaven Knows.

Canadian actor Sebastian Pigott shirtless (in Ascension), naked (in Below her Mouth), shirtless, naked, shirtless, naked.

And I always thought American comic and presenter Jeff Dye (on left) was more a Zac Efron man.

Cinematic Boy

Clean and heavily (or is that hairily) armpit displaying (as is Nolan Gerard Funk) Dutch acting singer Jim Bakkum probes for the sausage with the popcorn.

Rob Mills plays a dubious male teacher who has his top off (a recurring part last played by Jonathan Patrick Moore (as are the shots from behind when the male actor bends forward)) in Aussie soap Neighbours. Rob has learnt the soap's mouth slightly open to suggest confusion look.

Hairy Judds when he is selling his fitness programme and when he's taking his clothes off for publicity sorry charity. Not that I'm complaining.

And all growed up American singer Billy Gilman must need a strimmer for that bush.

Boy Virtual

American actor Evan Daigle in not much (can't see any fall out) for his part (thinking he's not playing a nuclear physicist) in the series Claws which makes him look overdressed when he is wearing swimmers.

In the Dream Children Aussie actor Nicholas Gunn when not bearded appeared in little (badly positioned vase) in with former soaper Graeme Squires who was in nothing then Nicholas followed suit.

And after posting these I was asked for more pictures of the taller Stargate fan but they come as a pair.

Uncovered Boy

British triathlete Alistair Brownlee has finally stopped his annoying habit of positioning his number over points of interest. It was not as if he had anything to be shy about.

British divers (Freddie Woodward, James Healty and Matty Lee) do silly, not each other, forshame.

Max Whitlock is a welcoming British gymnast who re-enacts all the many positions and expressions he had at the last training session with his fellow gymnasts, or its a workout video. One of the two.

And French ruggerer Clément Daguin in a towel and then giving his buns a good airing unlike furry Welshman Ellis Jenkins.

Directional Boy

Austin North is an American actor (same hair as Spanish athlete Vicent Fabra?) who graces both real and fake beaches (plus cliffs and wave cut platforms) with his mildly cheesy but touch of furry presence.

Well read and mildly filling British diver of the ginger persuasion James Heatly is adorably coy and dorky plus has a habit of saying how much he likes cruising (on ships). Sadly he wears strong speedos but makes up for it in the company (Ross Haslam) he keeps (Freddie Woodward, Matty Lee and Ross again).

And American acting model Hunter Clowdus reminds me to buy two melons.