Boy Golden

Hot, sweaty, blond, furry (or more fluffy) and regularly with his top off (almost as if that why he's employed) is American soaper Lucas Adams.

Regular chest hair and flat nipple displaying wholesome looking American actor Andy Shephard adds some diversity to the swimming pool (or standing in water pool) scenes in Foursome.

And British gymnast Jay Thompson is shagged out with Brinn Bevan but not with Sam Oldham and his eyebrows.

Boyned

Not have yet reached Parry Glasspool levels of top off for any reason Emmerdale's Ned Porteous shows himself off (and needs a good meal).

Samuel Davis, Dustin Ingram and Matthew Daddario get down to their underwear (someone didn't get the shave chest hair memo) in the remake of Cabin Fever (sans Rider Strong and his armpits) to examine each other's bodies (not in a good way).

And formerly of Aussie soap Home and Away Lincoln Younes is strong of torso and straight of trail.

Boy Splits

Blond fluff British gymnast with a top aversion Jay Thompson could make night manoeuvres interesting.

Glenn Klauber was on a reality show in which he wore little so to keep himself in the public eye he posts more pictures of himself shirtless and in various forms of nudity, but a cynic might ask if he will he doing naughty movies before Jordan Davies.

And Port Melbourne's requested AFLer Mitch Wooffindin likes to raise his arms up in celebration.

Boy Typing

Christoph Letkowski is a German actor of the lying down, armpit displaying (he does a lot of that), holding things up, having his jeans adjusted, examined, being naked in the haze type.

American actor Andy Shephard could be waiting for some pull down or hand up, could have forgotten to remove something before sitting down, or could stop making silly faces in the shower.

And British athlete Andrew Pozzi needs better shorts to avoid breaking hurdles.

Loads Boy

Calendar boy (fun for the weekend), Roman soldier, model, water poloer and American actor Clayton Snyder.

Brave British athlete (and furry model) Ben Gregory shirtless in shades or swimming goggles and tight shorts wearing (here viewed front and back) Australian pole vaulter Kurtis Marschall is shirtless, shirtless, shirtless, shirtless and shirtless again.

Spoiling the symmetry of things British gymnast Jay 'now with beardy thing' Thompson is not blond all over.

And on Aussie soap Neighbours they aren't even being subtle about what they employ Joe Davidson for.

Boy called Robert

RJ Rude, here seen poking with fellow sportist Zane Bernardo, is a wrestler from Connecticut with a goodly trail and an ample (if distracting) behind.

Furry long haired Scottish actor Paul Telfer plays a furry long haired character (wearing leather and wode) who stares at mountains with Marco D'Angelo (and an old punk) on Once Upon a Time.

And German actor Christoph Letkowski doing some cultural appropriation with his top off.

Spread Them Boy

Justin Hartley is a tiny nippled American actor who gets more than just shirtless (probably in a sock) to give you an idea of how he could look with you between his legs in A Bad Mom's Christmas.

Posing Canadian actor Luke Bilyk is triangularly furry and messy of hair on a beach (though foolishly not in speedos) and with a deep hair shelf and longing for Eric Beckerman in F*ck The Prom.

And British modelling actor Gregg Sulkin really not pulling off the look he's trying to.

Open Boy

Felix Mallard does some more damp haired open shirted sort of cubbiness (quick glance at his fur) on Aussie soap Neighbours.

Messed up bed, sullen look on his face, beard and straggly hair (but a very well attached towel) are subtly hinting that something has gone wrong for Casey Moss' character in Days of Our Lives. Or they're reverse ageing him (born in 2004) and he's becoming a teenager again.

And American actor Jesse Lee Keeter has his top off in whatever this is.

Boy Cracked

Above is Prince Carl Philip of Sweden, Duke of Värmland, Itchy of Bum.

Nick Ferrucci is a really furry or then not so much mostly stage American actor with someone more famous.

Takaya Honda is a fluffy Australian actor who plays an adorkable gay doctor who likes to dress up on Neighbours, can look pensive on a beach and poses a lot in swimming pools.

And unrelatedly actor Matthew Daddario in the mountains plus singer Calvin Goldspink with his top off.

 En Boy

The skinny and pretty Franco American actor Timothée Chalamet is (almost) smooth all over even on his cheeks or being pleasured.

Maxim Bouchard (speedoing with François Imbeau-Dulac) is a Northwest pointing French Canadian diver and occasionally bed headed or blonded model has an angle that he uses in the pool, on a lounger, on an inflatable and on a hamock.

And fellow French Canadian diver Philippe Gagné looks to point to the left.

Boys Eat

Canadian actor Grayson Gabriel and American Spike Mayer do cute but a little unwell looking (even when naked). Perhaps big nippled Spike needs some more protein injections.

Nick Krause is a well trailing American actor who is furry with a shy Miles Heizer ('let's pretend to be interest in  the girls and wait for my true target' (unfortunately not the plot)) in Parenthood.

And Canadian divers Aidan Faminoff, Joshua Davidson, Tyler Roberge and Cameron Thatcher in their working clothes.

Blond Boys

British gymnast Nile Wilson explains inertia and straight bloke stuff as fellow sporter Jay Thompson just looks pretty and blond.

Aussie Rules players in their shorts featuring Brodie Grundy, Daniel McStay and Tom Cutler, in their swimmers featuring Marc Murphy, Patrick Cripps, Matthew Kreuzer and Charlie Curnow plus in their speedos featuring Rhys Mathieson, Jack Silvagni, Liam Jones and Darcy Lang,

And Zefron brother Dylan doing some topless sailing (and some just had a camera to hand).

Boy Views

South African acting model Sean van Noordwyk and his eyebrows stares at cityscapes and does not bulge or tent as one would have hoped he would.

The feral in soaps look, short hair and stubble, by formerly of Hollyoaks Charlie Clapham and EastEnderer Danny Walters.

Like so many before his furriness American actor Grant Rosenmeyer is wandering around the streets of California topless with a photographer in tow.

And in September accessible dancer Aaron Renfree will be wandering around the woods in tight underwear and a coat.

Just Get Naked Boy

Model and former inmate on Big Brother Arron Lowe tries to keep his 'fame' alive by showing off his behind and bits but with annoying graphics covering them up (badly).

Get a lot of Western Bulldogs AFLers to pull on a rope dressed only in speedos to strain together with Easton Wood, Marcus Bontempelli, Josh Dunkley and Luke Dahlhaus just before the orgy, not really. With Brisbane Lions Harris Andrews and Nick Robertson I'm less certain.

And rugby playing reality 'star' will be unknown soon Tom Trotter in speedos.

Probably Boy

Above is American actor Garrett Clayton making me have oh so sinful thoughts.

All of Z National Nat Zang's shirtlessness (well apart from one) unconscious on his back and being looked over just before getting a tan.

The mildly skinny heavily mown Adam Mayfield is an American actor who goes full on shirtless soap acting whilst letting someone in to smile at them in a Christmas Kiss II.

And more sinful thoughts from seeing British divers Jack Laugher and Matty Lee with other divers.

Not at all Boy

Callum Dunphy is a Canadian actor who got naked, showed his behind, openly showers and went full frontal (posed and in close up) in the series Sex And Violence.

Aussie Rules players doing the same pose wearing sports' bras in training with Luke Dunstan, Griffin Logue and Nat Fyfe whilst Jack Silvagni shows his trail as Harry McKay gives you an idea.

And brotherbander Rocky Lynch naked but strangely covering his bits up.

Twin Peak Boy

British gymnast Max Whitlock's shorts should be as tight at the front (there is a bulge there?) as his trousers are from behind.

Aussie Ruler Nat Fyfe surfs, phones (in a hat but no top), poses (or scratches), has his top ripped (thinks he's captain Kirk?), assumes the position, drinks, is on a cover, paddles and tents.

And say what you see ruggerer Max Evans has some fur whilst actor Jonathan Sadowski has lots of it.

Boyy

Jayson Blair, smiley, rocky, popular, feely, happy, chained, chest hedge enthusiast and an American actor of scene improving when his top is off ability in Young and Hungry.

Solid, smooth and blond American actor Cody Deal pretends to be sucked, gets his behind out, is big of nipples and is rather unconvincingly having sex in the 'film' Deadly Pickup.

And obviously portable British rower Adam Neill with his top off and hat covering up something.

Still Around Boy

Above American actor Drake Bell tries subtly to be noticed. No underwear next?

French modelling (and acting) Conquet twins, Adrian and Joris, have their symmetry ruined by Adrian's tattoo and chest fur.

Very, very filling displaying rather pretty German actor Damian Hardung in swimmers (more packing) being all smooth and defined in the series Club der Roten Bänder.

And I would be a better filing to a KJ Apa and Charles Melton sandwich

Boy Brings Roses

John Behlmann is an American actor whose character (might have got drunk) was handcuffed to a bed in his just boxers (that's the way to do it) for an episode of Good Behaviour.

Flexible cook and clean traveller French actor Pierre Prieur (lazy naming) best known for his continuing nudity in an everything on display in the film Brooklyn Bizarre (in which he stars which f*ckable feral Charlie Himmelstein)

And British boxer Luke Campbell looks to be standing in the wrong place but I'm not telling him.

Surf Boy

Above the BBC finds another reason for Aidan Turner to have his top off on Poldark, sexist pigs.

Rookie AFL player Andrew Brayshaw gets touched on the behind and shirtless when standing next to a certain chap.

Canadian actor Jesse Hutch is very solid (thinking about barrels for some reason) and furry when taking off his top in the cold in the not at all laboured titled in Snowmance.

Question of the day, who has the better behind American acting model Nyle diMarco or used to model actor Nico Tortorella?

And Bromans' winner and rugby player Tom Trotter in full speedos.

Bow Boy

Serial Lethal Weapon's resident Aussie Andrew Creer as swimmer, as surfer and as chap being felt up by the spirit of the cave.

Aussie soaper Felix Mallard is open shirted, damp (but nowhere near as much clingable as one would have hoped), fur on display and showing a nipple.

And a tall, defined and blond gardener (played by Joe Davidson) gets ogled by the gay doctor on Neighbours.