Boy will Wear

Rugby playing furry American model Schuyler Whiting in underwear, in shorts, in jeans, in a toga, in swimmers and whatever this is.

Casey Deidrick is an American actor who plays a naked (bar a bowtie) interestingly lit barman (which we only get to see fully from the rear) with Beau Mirchoff on Now Apocalypse.

And (front to back) American actor Jon-Michael Ecker and British actor Peter Gadiot go boating.

Wide Boys

Aussie Rules players Sam Day and Caleb Daniel show the value of short shorts (and why underwear should be avoided).

Station 19's pensive Italian actor Alberto Frezza looking shaggy on a beach and by some trees then not wearing a top continuing his shirtless heavily stubbled topless acting without a shirt on.

And Canadian actor Nolan Gerard Funk needs company and filling.

Boys Now

The fluffy chested and spread eagled Avan Jogia is a pretty in a shaggy sadly drawn upon Canadian actor.

Also from Canada, Beau Mirchoff has a hairy chest, hairy armpits, hairy legs, hairy navel, hairy stomach, a hairy behind and a hairy crack. Celebratory Beau also has a good package (or is providing a flagpole) on Now Apocalypse.

And also on the show Devan Chandler Long tied up and shirtless in Doom Patrol.

Doubled Boy

The Other Two's sleepy and welcoming Andrew Ridings does a number of facial expressions ('p*ss off you disturbed us'?) with Drew Tarver.

British diver Matty Lee teaches gymnast Brinn Bevan (who has an awful and over the top tattoo on his back and elsewhere (just have to get him to lie down legs splayed)) how to wear too small speedos (needing examination) and to dive. They make a cute pair, just saying.

And formerly of Aussie soap Neighbours Travis Burns on a cushion, now there's an idea.

No Clung Boy

Daniel Menzel is an Aussie Rules player who gets into the ocean with other players in black shorts which don't cling.

Midsomer Murders' Nick Hendrix shirtless on stage, on a beach, on a tennis umpire's chair, on a lounger, on some decking and in the sun.

And Canadian actor Liam James in some dad pants with a mohawk in Deadly Class.

The Boy's

British stage actor Michael Mather is studious, hairy armed, hairy legged, filling, contorted, lined up and naked on a rock.

Fiddling Dutch swimmer and model (of the stand in speedos in the half light type) Jesse Puts poses with Chad le Close, with Arno Kamminga (R) and another guy (someone is excited) and drying a towel with Nyls Korstanje. Suggestive Jesse has a pleasing rear aspect but speedos that don't split.

And Neighbours' Ben Hall just about manages to look good dressed like this.

Boy Less Wimpy

All grown up American actor Zachary Gordon furrily shirtless alone (mostly) and with some topless others.

Blond and a tad camp Aussie Rules player Isaac Heeney is pelvic thrusting, shirtless on the field, showing his lack of trail to Lance Franklin, is welcoming and smooth.

And British athlete Ben Gregory is showing that he is furry (as if you would miss it).

Monster Boy

Casey Garvin is an American stage actor and posed somewhat naked or somewhat dressed armpit displayer who was in the theatre version of King Kong but not as the ape though possibly a bear.

Nicely legged (more sports should use short shorts (but not this)), dark armpitted and promisingly (side) behinded Aussie Rules player Sam Mayes is shirtless by a cliff, a tower, a cave and a beach.

And now he's left (be lefted) Hollyoaks Maxim Baldry is frolicing with Russell Tovey.

Boy Thinned

Skinny speedoed South African swimmer Luke Erwee in the pool and with the smaller Rance Gower-Winter plus taller German Alexander Kunert.

American actor Reiley McClendon minus his fur is being solid (if not beefy) and topless in comparison with Jake T Austin on the Fosters.

And of the touring AFLers only Griffin Louge and Brodie Grundy take their tops off.

Boy Remains

Once of Hollyoaks Kevin Sacre is still being solid and furry (much of the time) as he was on the soap but bearded.

British former boxer (a successful and sweaty one) and now actor Sam Gittins improving a yacht and visits Hollywood toplessly.

And former AFLer Will Snelling and his friend Tommy Cronin in need of covering things up?

Back in the Boy

Bulgarian American actor Paskal Vaklev wears poorly fitting speedos (which he kind of fills all over) playing a coy but welcoming manscaped Soviet teenager in the Umbrella Academy.

Lachlan Woods is an Australian actor whose primary purpose on the series Winners and Losers was to stand around topless looking camply annoyed with a hand or hands on his skinny hips.

And AFLer Brodie Grundy has get in betweenable legs (and silly beard).

Body Boy

Above British done lots of things but nothing has stuck Thom Evans displaying his talent.


American lugerist Chris Mazdzer being furry in the cold, on the trail, on the dancing stage and in a (looks chilly) lake.

Michael Steger is wearing swimmers well standing open mouthed almost all the time (needs something in it) next to Matt Lanter (wears well too) and also is an American actor on the rehashed 90210 series.

And the Efron brothers Dylan and Zac frolic together then closer and lighter.

Boys Tightened

British ginger and furry bike rider Jason Kenny has a good rear view in his cycling suit even with a number in the way.

Joris van Gool is a teasing drawn on slightly dorky free hanging and cheeky when running Dutch sprinter has a slight length advantage over other runners.

And finishing as I started South African swimmer Bailey Musgrave (on right) has good cheeks in his Borg short.

Trying Too Hard Boy

Above is Matthías Haraldsson of nipple showing Icelandic 'anti-capitalist, BDSM, techno-dystopian, performance art collective' Hatari who are doing Eurovision.

Underwear model now doing Aussie soaps Matt Wilson in just shorts by a door and in the kitchen for plot reasons. In reverse still just about adorkable Canadian singer Shawn 'will model underwear' Mendes is sweaty and pitty.

And modest messy haired American wrestler Matthew Riddle is able to fill his shorts effectively but sadly they don't split.

Boy Accented

Saša Kekez is a burnt German actor and volleyball fan has put up with being oiled and artistic on the soap he takes his top off on.

American modelling singer Steve Grand fills, leans, lies down, fiddles with and in (just too small) red speedos, stands woodenly in blue ones and yellow ones.

And British model and sort of actor sandy Zander Hodgson gets captured by his swimwear.

Boy for the Eoins

Irish model who is now acting Eoin Macken has gone from taking his top off for one reason and is now doing it for another.

American model (not of the 1970s) Lukas Hunter and his hairy arms in various things on a couch, on a chair, all arms, standing up, with a jumper, on the floor, upside down and looking camp on the beach.

And brother boybanders Ross and Rocky Lynch practice for my next visit, perhaps.

Brotherless Boy

Having lost the Jonas curls Home and Away's Orpheus Pledger is still beefy when pretending to be shirtlessly unwell.

Underwear filling not smiling top removing straight trailing British model George Elliott stands next to, leans on, stares at, shows his armpits near (or just one of them) and by a white wall.

And American lugerist (and dancer) Chris Mazdzer doesn't undress well for his sport.

Insular Boy

Love Island UK's Charlie Brake would look better minus the suspiciously white teeth and the strimmed (weed wackered) chest fur.

The Umbrella Academy's already defined Tom Hopper exercises (or gets pleasured) with ropes, weights, other types of weights, even bigger weights but always with his mouth ajar (needs filling).

And Beau (Mirchoff) do you want to? Is Avan Jogia involved in it? Is this very laboured?

Nearing Boy

Above Canadian singer Shawn Mendes advertises himself (and underwear), some screencaps here.


PVC wearing US actor Owen Lawless is shirtless and dirty in the aptly named film Exposure, credit as per the subtle taggage

Fluffy armpit (and his trail) displaying displayer of his armpits grinning (lighthouse like) Texan actor Matthew Frias is on display over and over.

And doing handstands, Swedish diver Vinko Paradzik and British gymnast Jay Thompson.

Boy Repeats

Kiwi actor in Canada KJ Apa poses topless, poses topless, poses topless, poses possibly naked and poorly dressed.

Bartending (with a ball) American actor and comedian Drew Tarver shows his chest copse and his slightly off centre trail in The Other Two. Drew looks a good mix of startled fluff next door with a touch of dorky.

And British diver Matty Lee is apparently working his way through Asia. Sounds fun.

Twin Mounds Boy

Above shows that someone knows how to use Tom Holland to advertise a movie.

Ben Hall, sweaty, sometime furry and oiled boxer not Aussie soap actor, has one pose that he uses a lot even with a belt.

Of Aussie soap Neighbours the shiney offering Takaya Honda gets spied on whilst exercising and happily pouring water over himself in Family Law and in real life (minus the watering).

And boybander now acting Ross Lynch showing some chest and trail.

All He Got Boy

Oval plaque winning British cheekily diving scared looking rather static pool based modelling blond Jack Haslam points left and up at the same time.

Noah Centineo is an American actor who sells jeans (and himself (not that way)) by looking very welcoming in a jacuzzi and half asleep and in the dark out of it.

And Ukrainian swimmer Misha Romanchuk and South Africa's Chad le Clos would make a good bread.

Boy in the Tight

Belgian athlete Aaron Botterman wears lycra below his waist which produces good views from the front, the side and the back.

Aussie soap Home and Away's Lukas Radovich has his top off, trail and puppy fat out and hairy legs out (about to Felix Mallard levels).

And formerly of teen soap Hollyoaks Charlie 'silly tattoos' Clapham is bulging in his underwear.