Happy New Year

We and Beau Mirchoff (acting on Now Apocalypse not in (naughty)real life(/naughty)) await the fireworks.

Present Boy

Above is the B1M's presenter Fred Mills who has an interest how things get erected, sorry.

Franco-Israeli actor Tom Mercier with a bulge, his behind out, bits out, in a hat, in a silly outfit, behind out again, side view, bits, behind and finally back to his bits.

And the Ungers, Fabian an Austrian actor and Billy (now William Brent) an American actor and topless singer.

Bushed Boy

Above is welcoming British actor Tom Austen who is looking for company, perhaps.

Neighbours' Ben Hall doing one of the staring barman who takes his top off and then drinks messily for some reason scenes.

And I can help American actor Gavin Leatherwood exercise. All night if needs be.

Click Boy

Above is Aussie former ruggerer and now model Charlie Taylor.

Boy Dips

Above is Irish sports presenter Craig Doyle not quite in what he's 'wearing'.

Present Boy

 

Above is American singer and model Steve Grand for Christmas who has brought something to unwrap.

Fiddle Boy

 Above is British diver Jack Laugher in his work clothes.

 

 

Pater Boys

Dancing American actor Jackson White shows his bushy armpits (and chest) to and with Kelsey Grammer (imagine what you will) then both of them get naked in The Space Between (behave).

And damply bulging Canadian actor Théodore Pellerin is in briefs covering things up from Ted Levine (but not always) and getting on his knees in On Becoming a God in Central Florida

Bigger Boy

Above is Irish rugby player turned actor Peter Claffey in the series Wreck.

Bushy Boy

American lots of things Cameron Dallas' luxurious armpits at sunset (I think) and definitely in the shower.

1899's topless in the dark furry or smooth Polish actor Maciej Musiał makes an adjustment, boxes (sort of), looks at himself, seeing something fun on his phone, cross legged and after someone suggests something.

And if Aussie actor Jacob Elordi (in a suit) washed up on the beach.

Underwards Boy

Kiwi actor in Canada (pretending its the US) KJ Apa in the pool looking like he's enjoying himself.

Australian actor Cody Fern is chunky and smoothed, sunning his crotch, looking for something to wear (sleepily), wearing really odd clothes, wearing a lot less but with more jewellery and looking like he really likes the view.

And Home and Awayer Patrick O'Connor in the bath with wine (and whoever took the picture).

 

Boy Littled

Tadd Fulton is an American actor, underwear model and fighter who likes subtle colours (cheekily) and really wants you to see his armpits.

Although he's better in a speedo (even a neon lime one) Scorpion's Eddie Kaye Thomas looking dopey topless in a hat will do ('this is my thoughtful look').

And Hollyoaks' Ellis Hollis is beefing up in the most dorky fashion possible.

Boys Tracking

Athletic boys, Italian Stefano Sottile bulges well, German Max Kottmann stays in the air and Dutchie Douwe Amels clears.

Top (apparently) American actor Charlie Hall bulges with background fluff and an offering Michael Cimino in Love, Victor.

And Borna Ćorić is a big boy and apparently also a Croatian tennis player.

Up, Up and Boy 

Aussie Superboy Joshua Orpin is in the gym (shirtless). Well you need to to look this good naked.

Canadian 'super' model Simon Nessman on his knees, in a pouch thingy, damp, odd looking, showing his armpits, confused by chairs and open mouthed.

And American Youtuberist turned model and beefy actor Tanner Zagarino has an obvious talent.

Boy Padded

I'm probably a bad person but that Russian plod (above) with Brittney Griner is rather cute.

American actor Nolan Gould does his topless exercising whilst adorkable (the things he could be sitting on) and showing off his chest hair to a level few can pass.

And Hollyoakerist Owen Warner (R) and his mate have got beefier but less excited since September.

Boy Excitable

Above is British diver Matty Lee who sits welcomingly, fellow diver Jack Laugher is about to escape and James Heatly pulls things down more than Matthew Dixon.

Aussie Rules player Lance Franklin wants to take Joel Hamling home with him, Jamarra Ugle-Hagan stretches, Liam Baker realises what part of Bailey Smith he's tackled and Jack Darling creates space.

And British gymnast Joe Cemlyn-Jones pontificates as a masked gym tries to keep his eyes upwards, perhaps.

 

Second Boy

After Lukas Gage's character got some action from Murray Bartlett's on The White Lotus, Leo Woodall's gets a lot more active with Tom Hollander's. I wonder what's next.

Matthew Daddario, nice behind, is an American actor, nice behind, who acted furrily (looks like a chest hair bra) and eyebrowy (and in combination) in the series Why Women Kill.

And whatever the collective noun is for ballet dancers in their well filled underwear.

Cuddle Boys

Above American Evan Weinstock practises docking procedures with fellow tobogganer Justin Olsen.

Kevin Quinn is an American reality contestant turned actor whose acting involves either looking pretty or very confuddled (in an open mouthed way) or both ('why am I topless and you're dressed?'

And AFL Brodie Kemp has a stick, American actor Casey Deidrick has cold cheeks and British actor Ryan Sampson has a smirk.

Shadow Boy

Above is famous on the interwebs Cameron Dallas being as obvious as ever.

Cold loving and nice behinded (giving office workers a nice view) Aussie actor Adam Demos who played a surfer reality show contestant on the television series Unreal and now does a lot of 'oh my top is off' romantic films.

And actual reality fluff, Marty McKenna from Geordie Shore and Ex on the Beach plus Ibiza Weekender's Jordan Davies.

 Arms Boy

Above is American actor who'll wear anything (better in the boxing look over the milk pails) Jaren Lewison.

Driver Eraing American actor Ross Lynch (with added Riker) bulges with his top off, does it with a cup, bulges another way sans top and bulges whilst being suggestive.

And American actor Travis van Winkle has gone from teen fluff to mountain man.

 

 Boys Northerly

Above are Canadian famous for being on the interwebs Kennedy Pinheiro and diver Aidan Faminoff bulging almost hypnotically.

Canadian acting Camboy Julien Galipeau being naked  (teasingly (blurred) but with an interestingly placed cut out) and furry whilst on the phone (and the carpet (on the phone))

And Saskatchewan's own Aren Buchholz has found another role that requires him to take his top off, good.

 

Teeth Boy

Preppy American actor James Maslow (and his pokey nipples) wants you to be in something but isn't being specific enough (or he means his companion).

Slovenian actor Matej Zemljic is shirtless on a tree, a step and bulging nicely playing a (doesn't have trousers) young offender with a lot of choice if your are into that look in the film Consequences.

And Hollyoaker Jacob Roberts is red in the hut tub and dark on the sands.

Lake Boy

Above is Canadian actor Marc Bendavid showing bravery in his skinny dipping.

Subtle American model Jerad Zad forgets the ladder, finds the ladder, is ready to yoga, reads and underwear tests all whilst showing his body off.

And British diver Matthew Dixon with two of his friends (don't have ideas).

Open Boy

Above is the Northern Irish gymnast Rhys McClenaghan on offer, well in my head.

Israeli model Ron Levi in just underwear, white ones, now they're black, now grey, oh it is shorts, back to underwear, leggings, with short hair, being thoughtful, grey now, back to shorts and swimmers (though that would look better in briefs).

And today's random cute did you have to get that in the picture guy.

 

 

Downwards Boy

Above is François Imbeau-Dulac who is a Canadian diver is that's important.

Elite's Spanish eyebrows Itzan Escamilla watches poolside wearing not much (not at all taking a picture or fiddling) then to make up for his dressedness he has a shower. Nice behind there Itzan.

And (even more tenuously linked) Canadian actor Kyle Schmid having issues with his inflatable.

Lather Boys

Above is filling Aussie model and pilot Kyle Hazebroek was decidedly overdressed (as he is here) on the soap Neighbours.

Also of that soap (when did Toadie melt?) was Ben Hall who was dressed as a cowboy barman (hat, chest hair, jeans, buckle, doing 'the stance', no top) for some reason (love of straws?) that I'm sure was important but who cares.

And Lincoln Younes looks stropy and was on he other Aussie soap Home and Away.

Boys Danced

Calvin Richardson

David Donnelly

David Yudes

Francisco Serrano

Giacomo Rovero

Lukas Bjørneboe Brændsrød

Matthew Ball

Stanisław Węgrzyn

Téo Dubreuil 

It is important t know your ballet dancing fluff and now you do (well nine of them).