What's in a name

David Beckham, Oliver Kahn and Michael Ballack have had vibrators named after them. Do you think they had to cut a ribbon or give a speech?

Oh f*ck.

There sees to be an intermittent fault on ImageShack server 210 [http://img210.imageshack.us/] so you may need to refresh a few times to see the picture. Do try and look interested.

Just what is this supposed to train Brazilian footballers to do?

I'm impressed by the quality of the English rugby team. Looking Stuart Abbot, Alex Brown, Scott Bemand, Louis Deacon, Jamie Noon, Olly Barkley, James Hudson, Lewis Moody, Matthew Tait, and Michael Lipman I see loads of talent though I have no idea how good they are a rugby but those baths they have afterwards must be fun.

Finally David kindly sent me some stills from Howard Roffman Meets the Boys of Bel Ami. Now I have no idea what these two naked chaps about to kiss, two naked on bed chaps, and squatting naked bloke have to do with a Maupassant.

Farming Today

Via Ginch Gonch for all your underpantic needs.

Shirtlifter (awaits Emails) and German footballer Marcell Jansen seemingly can practice football and other things at the same time (or is that just my perverted mind).

Australian rugby player Billy Slater shock horror training in only his shorts. I'm not complaining but once in the while he could try speedo, or nothing.

The Socceroos are the Australian football team (not Typhoos new football tea) and visually feature such talents as Brett Merton, Vince Grella, Lucas Neill, Andrew Carrazzo, Jason Cullina, Luke 'scary stare' Wiltshire, Mark Milligan and Michael Beauchamp.

Back to Europe and John Terry (well I like him) running around shirtlessly and Norway's Per Ciljan Skjelbred shirtless too.

Finally by request French triathlete Laurent Vidal showing the uses of lycra.

What a long post...bah boom

It looks like those lovable tykes the deletion imps have been having their fun and got Justin Hartley's Aquaman promo thingy removed from YouTube. Now you would think that all those associated with the show would want to generate publicity that might get the show back on but no. Well here are the two offending trailer promo thingies, one and two, which I share because I think seeing Justin wearing very little is a good thing. There's some cappage of them here. You can download videos from YouTube using this site.

After promoting something that died here's something that hasn't, Justin Lo's Conrad Boys:



It looks good and no he's not paying me but can if he really wants to.

To continue with the moving pictures Michael has found a reason to support the troops.

It seems people (well if you can call journalists people (meooowww)) have been playing with Google Trends and found out 'Even though homosexuality is punishable by death in Saudi Arabia, the kingdom ranks No. 2 for searches for "gay sex," behind the Philippines'. Now what that shows (apart from confirming my low opinions of Saudi Arabia) is how the web has become a way the oppressed can explore who they are. As for here most searches for this blog come from Adelaide in Australia (though that's only where their ISP is based).

Now the pictures...

American swimmer Michael Phelps looks like British actor Ralf Little and it doesn't matter how many people tell me I'm wrong that's a fact. Michael also looks good in only a pair of speedos though that strange beardlike thing has to go.

Lowie is a VJ and presenter from Sydney who looks a lot better in person (or these are just pants pictures).

This is Jay Cutler and he plays American Football, this is Paul Davis and he plays basketball, and this is Louis Deacon and he plays rugby.

Finnish athlete Markus Poyhonen may be related to Louis Deacon.

Finally some random cuteness, be it blond, in the shower, or naked on the beach.

Cold/Wet/Summer

Imagine having to sell Global Warming and a drought in the weather we're having at present. It's warmer in Vladivostok.

Two gay Mounties are getting married, and puns almost write themselves (cheers Ian) whilst the Harvard swimmers bulge, a reason to watch Poseidon (if he gets his kit off), the mystery of the missing body, and Australian Big Brotherers are getting (staying) naked again (HINT George and Glyn).

Gael Garcia Bernal playing Elvis (not that one) in The King standing around shirtless.

Kevin Walter plays America football in Texas and so do this mixed bunch Missouri University players who go from mmmm to no please no.

Robby Ginepri tennis playing hairball and T shirt lifter has chest hair you could use as a ruler.

Some requests, American football player/wannabe Pat Devlin in all his geeky best and American gymnast Todd Thornton's armpit and armpits (attached to his smooth young body that needs a good hard...exercising). Not requested but I thought I'd add it in a shirtless fellow American gymnast Graham Ackerman.

Finally today's random cute guy borrowed from this blog.

Bubbles

I'm adding HottiesNow.com to my links and if you like soap stars from America, Australia and New Zealand there's load there.

Formerly of Russian boyband Smash with a ! Sergey Lazarev [his site] has gone solo (a fact I bet makes you shout 'joy' loudly) and thus lies on a car shirtlessly and gets tied up naked.

Chavs wear speedos too apparently.

Young rugby boys, the Brit Ryan Lamb playing and Kiwi Mark Holloway training.

The police in Home and Away's Summer Bay are cute and one looks 16.

Jim wants you to see this picture of American actor Jake McDorman shirtless. Isn't that nice of him?

Finally AFLers Michael Braun, Marc Murphy, celebrating, and Adam McPhee pulling down Andrew Emble's shorts.

Water Boy

Sadly Justin Hartley's version of Aquaman hasn't got past the pilot, but at least there's a lot of flesh in it.

Here's the trailer (with a big cheers to Justin for finding it):



The New York Times tries to raise it's circulation by reporting on swimwear allowing them to print crotch shots in various types and colours of swim shorts and the attached totty. Also you get bits of fluff lying around, showering and jumping slowly.

Some of the AFL kangaroos in the sea, Brent Hartigan celebrating, Jeff White with an extra tire, with something silly on his head and in black speedos, Dean Polo, Tim Clarke, and Campbell Brown a'flying.

Finally some rugby beef Michael Roberts playing, blond beef Graeme Morrison, and Australia's Wade McKinnon shirtless and bare assed.

Sing, Sing

The boyband kit off video that usually starts off their career (and often ends it in a desperate 'look at us and buy our single' way) deserves a few lines in the big book of pop (or possibly pap) culture. A few of my favourites (sound off) are Phixx's Hold on Me and Love Revolution, V's Blood, Sweat, and the chap in the Pure Buddhist T shirt is now shagging Mark from Westlife, Smash!'s (who also do lots of flesh solo videos) Freeway and Should Have Loved You More, and Topside (which yes is a parody). This video by US5 is not a parody just chock full of cliched naffness.

German footballer Michael Ballack legs open solves a request but what is harder to solve is what these German footballers are doing.

Also German but play tennis are Alexander Waske [his site] who models and Tommy Haas who though he's suggestive shirtless may need a gym. You never know what is enough unless you know what is more than enough so here's James Blake holding up his shirt using his teeth something that Jose Acasuso [shirtless pictures here] does too.

This is from Carl and is Stanford gym coach JD Reive.

And finally from someone who is too shy to want a credit is speed skater Jan Hessel Boermans naked.

Sin Songs

From one show of naffness to another here's some Eurovision totty.

The show hosted bySakis Rouvas features Monaco's dancers, Romania's Michael Ro aka Mihai Traistariu [video/video], Anzej Dezan [his site] from Slovenia, and from Malta there is Fabrizio Faniello who has no trouble taking his top off [video].

Russia's Dima Bilan [video] may have the hair of Dwayne from Basura Blanca, Nevada but he never seems to wear a shirt even if he gets cold and occasionally gets naked.

Big Egos

There's...

Mikey the misogynist model, Richard the annoying and gay, George the repressed rich prat, not from Rome Sezer, and Glyn who starts off shirtless and went on so.

The totty quotient is better than last year.

Sound of Music

The 50 Worst Artists in Music History does not include him, him or them. It also doesn't include my very short attempts at playing the cello.

Today talentless, sexually ambiguous nobodies get on TV for a few weeks, and the contestants will be bad too. They better have some real totty this time and not a chipmunk.

Wisconsin college beef in the pool [more here] disturbs some people. Why?

A different type of football and American players Chris 'yes the hair is real' Albright shirtless and Carlos Bocanegra shirtless.

Rugby players, beef running around in shorts, and always that nagging feeling they're not that bright. Here's England's
Mike Brown, and Jamie Leonard. New Zealand's Nick Evans shirtless alone from varying angles and with Conrad Smith, Jeremy Paul, Justin Marshall also shirtless twice and from behind, and Clyde Rathbone. Australia only has Stephen Hoiles and Peter Hewat.

Finally ITV Play's bit of presenting fluff, Tim Dixon.

Socking

What a difference a sock makes:



While elsewhere they may have him in all his hairy shirtlessness publicising his charity work I have Ben Cohen and his mysterious bulges.

British actor Philip Olivier shirtless.

This is Jason Roberts. I have no idea who he is or why he's pulling a rickshaw. Jim sent me the picture and must assume I'm a good guesser. This is Jason Roberts. I know he's a surfer from Australia.

Teen German footballer Patrick Reinsch.

Prison Break's Tweener (?) played by Lance Garrison about to meet his ironic fate for trying to grass up (see I've got the lingo) and not for only really having one expression in his acting repertoire.

Aras Baskauskas won the latest (I think) Survivor and must now be able to get better shirtless haircuts.

Finally Joel kindly sent me this picture of AFLers Brendan Fevola and Lance Whitnall...umm bonding.

Type Cast

Quote of the day: 'Jake Gyllenhaal doing homoerotic subtext as, it appears, only he can'.

Jay Quinn, not Texan musician but the increasingly hairy Australian surfer.

I'm not sure why but I agree with Frank that Australian rugby player Darren Lockyer looks no less youknowwhatable now he's losing his hair.

As Sam points out visually the Australian Big Brotherers not only prance around large and naked in the showers but they move. I'm sure Sam wants me to credit Oh la la rainy Paris for some of those...umm Mike by Jason.

Footballers Luca Toni in all his shirtless hairiness, Andrea Barzagli shirtless as is Alberto Gilardino.

Finally Home and Away's Chris Hemsworth.

10 years of nudity

RJ has more.

Fun with foreign names

Who would have thought you would find a cute Kaka.

Former boybander and Chippendale (or so his club claim) but now rugby player Thom Evans shirtless. Thom plays with John Beattie, who is not related to blond fluff rugby player Andy Beattie.

French swimmers Hugues Dubosq bulging away, and Nicolas Rostoucher shirtless.

German male version of Paris Hilton Sebastian Kamps who sadly seems very straight or perhaps he just collects bimbos.

AFLers Lynden Dunn celebrating as is Matthew Bate, Tom Harley showing off, Jesse Sinclair about to get savaged, Domenic Cassisi admires his talent, Kane Tenace plays and Chris Oliver and Aaron Edwards touch hands.

Finally German footballer Christopher Schorch playing.

I Cream again?

Adam Rickitt, Tory A list candidate sings (naked):



and his fans do too:



And this advert is just plain wrong:



Art has a blog, Kenneth likes Chris Austad and Wannabeleader thinks that sending me shirtless pictures of himself will get me to link to his blog.

American footballers (Americans who play football not rugby in armour) Brian McBride and Bobby Convey shirtless and using the wrong type of ball.

Now this type of ballboy I like though boy is hardly descriptive.

By request American actor and former boybander Josh Keaton [his site] as near as I can find shirtless. How can you have been in a failed boyband and not have got your top off Josh? Isn't that illegal?

From Australian Big Egos sorry Brother 6 [nudity warning] Jamie , John, Dino, and David all naked[/nudity warning]. Their profiles are here if you are interested.

By request Kiwi actor Daniel Meade.

On the Aussie Rules field there is Heath Black and his quiff (thanks to Mark for the very detailed description of what he wanted to do to and have done to him by Heath Black but wouldn't it be better to send it to Heath not me?, Graham Polak doesn't swallow, Andrew McQualter does something, and so does Daniel Jackson.

Finally from Adam, random cute guy called Adam [his site].

Adam

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Sporty

It seems I'm not the only one checking out sports teams.

A boy's night in:



Cute new AFLers Earl Shaw of the Swans, and Jay Nash of Essendon training.

Being Adam Campbell the blond British actor, the AFL player, and the US college sportstotty.

Dutch footballer Rafael van der Vaart [his site] with varying lengths of hair and with his top off and France's Robert Pires and his pulled up shorts.

Finally Spanish racing driver Fernando Alonso lying around on a boat shirtless and in a silly hat thingy.

Pickings

Go vote for your favourite bit of Australian Rules fluff in GayFooty's 2006 Best (looking) and Fairest Competition and make up for the low scores I'm giving them (well the ones I don't want to bed).

From Art comes Rico, 'ASBO chic in a hoodie', trying to look hard (bless), and in only his pants.

College water polo players stands around in speedos, joke around in speedos, flock together in speedos, lie around in speedos, have a quick peak in speedos, look silly in speedos, and play in speedos (which are underwater). Swimmers adjust in speedos, do ballet in speedos, and pose in speedos. You can find these and more at the excellent Vista at Howling Point.

Finally wannabee model Ryan Ross [his site] gets things right by being photographed shirtless as much as possible.

Desperate Measures

While you expect the UN to have countries like Libya looking after our human rights you don't expect Tony Blair in his post local election disaster reshuffle to give someone like Ruth Kelly the post of Minister for Women and Equality. Kelly has a record of disappearing when gay rights are voted on in the Commons and wont answer when questioned on whether she thinks homosexuality is a sin. Makes you feel protected doesn't it?

If you wonder why Big Brother is lacking here in the UK, here's the twins from Australian Big Brother getting their kit off [nudity warning] in the house.



Matt kindly sent me the poster for the movie Boy Culture which features Darryl Stephens, Derek Magyar, and Jonathon Trent shirtless.

By request a shirtless Charlie Hunnam in Queer as Folk UK.

Swedish royal arm furniture Jonas Bergstrom doing his job.

Borrowed blatantly from RearEndz comes a more buff than usual naked Craig Doyle.

Older US Olympic swimming totty Matt Biondi shirtless and hairy.

Ultimate Fighter beef and lean beef.

There is something oddly appealing about this picture of English cricketer Freddie Flintoff.

Baseballer JJ Hardy in and out of his cap.

Finally today's random cute guy.

You've got to run

Well done to Art for doing the Frenchay 10k or 6.213711922373341 miles in proper money.

CSI NYC's trace bloke AJ Buckley posing.

British rugby player Haydn Thomas running and Australian rugby player Darren Lockyer running only in purple shorts. Must be trying to be 'different'.

American musician Teddy Geiger [his site] looking cute.

Australian boxer Danny Green.

Jake McDorman star of Quintuplets and boy meets mermaid (and doesn't do the logical thing and sell her to some evil big corporation) romp Aquamarine isn't getting the release it looks like here. Fortunately he gets his kit off in the movie and you can turn off the sound.

Finally New Zealand basketballer Jeremy Kench in black shorts.

The Third

Videographically Robert Hoffman [his site] models, well kind of, and he dates himself showing off his behind in the process.

Australian water polo players, not much really that needs pointing out it's just cute boys in speedos like Jamie Smyth, Thomas Whalan now with added beard thingy, Robert Maitland, and Marshall Morely.

I'm sure MySpace wasn't designed for this purpose (people put shirtless pictures of themselves on it to give local colour, not) but here's some bits of totty on it, Wade [his space], Rob [his space] who is apparently a machine, a pretty one, Peter [his space/site] shirtless, and Christian [his space] who would be a whole lot cuter if he snarled less.

Finally a very cute bit of Aussie Rules fluff Brent Hartigan.

Past Times

A Jared montage of History Boy, Dominic Cooper which is on Broadway.

While AFL boys may practice their positions a lot but here's some solo, Jason Gram, Adam Selwood, Bernie Vince, Dean Polo, and Paul Duffield. Junior AFLer Sam Carpenter plays and gets savaged. Same name different sport, US footballer Bobby Carpenter shirtless.

US TV are doing a famous parents show featuring Randy and Sean sons of, Aaron Spelling and Rod Stewart.

These two chaps aren't modeling new farming outfits but Ginch Gonch underwear.

Finally by request British/Canadian actor Joseph May.

Threesome

Now while boybands need a mix of totty from the cute to the muscular, trios just need one good looking one and the two ugly ones to stand in the back. An example is Mexican band Reik which has Julio Ramirez and the other two.

Religious nipple with Eddie Cibrian playing Joseph.

Some Australians are total wimps, it's around 18 degrees (a Summers day in Newcastle) in Melbourne so AFLers like Jared Rivers and Daniel Bell get dressed as if it's cold. Ben Holland and Daniel Teague didn't though. Nor did Jake Edwards but he was inside which doesn't count.

Australian gymnast Sam Offord gets excited at winning. And yes the pictures are supposed to be that way round.

Staying on a gymnastic theme here by request is Nathan Gafuik's armpit.

Navel gazing at Belgium tennis player Kristof Vliegen.

Finally if they look like Chris Fountain I know why teachers sleep with their pupils (which is the plot he's doing in Hollyoaks).

Wrong Type of Ball

As I'm busy most of today (nothing to do with the local elections but if you have a vote you should) all you're getting is Kiwi rugby player Dan Carter running around shirtless in his (black) shorts...





I'll post some stuff on Saturday to make up.

Underwear

At Ginch Gonch apart for wonderful underwear (guess who wants them to advertise here) you can find models Sergio, Tym with a Y shirtless, Matt, and Jordan. It's nice to see the goods on display.

It's good when requests are specific like for 'Benji Marshall's armpits'.

Last night (in the UK) Lost season 2 started with a bit of fluff exercising, doing pull ups, and having a shower. Even though you don't until later (I wont spoil it for those watching the repeats) get to see his face but you do get to see his chest.

Finally Fred likes the players of football club TK Tonsberg from Norway, Anna wanted to share English footballer Frank Lampard's shirtless body, Dan thinks I should post more of New Zealand gymnast Mark Holyoake (which depends on there being some more) and David found some beef and some wrestlers he quite likes [nudity warning] here [/nudity warning].

Down Souff

Elsewhere, I have always like South American beef from Brazil or elsewhere, Kiwi ball boys, Jake Gyllenhaal is spandex yet again, and arty.

Now for something a little different here's some rock (OK not exactly rock more sort of American nu something) totty. I start with Authority Zero's Bill Marcks, go through Lit's Kevin Baldes, finish with Hoobastank's Dan Estrin and Chris Hesse.

From Carmen via superherofan comes Jensen Ackles and Jared something beginning with P only in towels.

As I haven't done a 'son of' section for a bit here's Max, son of Anthony, Minghella shirtless. You can find more of Max here.

Daniel 'Cloud' Campos is again with others dancing with some old woman which Jared has more of. As much as he lets them molest him whilst shirtless Daniel has competition for cute shirtless Madonna dancer.

Finally Jules thinks you might like Jesse Garcia. Well I do.

Get naked, sort of

I have said in the past if you are going to protest do it shirtless and put your cutest at the front. The United Students Against Sweatshops (is US ASS really a good acronym?) decided to protest 'naked' ((which in the lefty lexicon means with clothes on (a bit like their use of 'democratic')) at Berkeley. I'm sure they would get more support if drum guy and 'adopt DSP' (whatever that is (Digital Signal Processing?)) guy had actually got naked. As others have noticed they did keep the plumper protesters fully dressed.

As I was asked to cap Paul Telfer doing his strip [video below] I thought I would post them so you can discuss the lickability of his chest from top to middle to bottom, and then his hardly covered actual bottom. Now some believe he needs to work on it because in comparison with the rest of his naked body but I think they are just being picky. One debate (well 4 emails) is at is this [bits alert]Paul's actual penis in different lights or not?[/bits alert] I'm saying no but Paul still got more of his kit off than the 'naked' protesters.

From comes David comes kayakers (if that's the right word) Sam Oud and Floris Braat naked and no I'm not going to do canoe jokes.

Also from David (busy boy) comes some shirtless unnamed gymnasts who I'm assuming are at college based on things in the backgrounds of pictures of blond fluff, though they could be Australian based on their need to wear black shorts, or perhaps it's just catching. They swing swing, they stand, they pose, and play with themselves quite blatantly.

Finally Hal asked politely for a picture of his favourite AFLer Brent Stanton so here he is.

At the movies

With Powerranger (which Blogger's spell check wants to correct to 'pornographer') porn actors (allegedly), and boybanders being slave and master, you may need to recover and see what's gay at the cinema this year (and no I'm not talking about someone who sues a lot and has a new baby).

Some like, some don't like videos, but even though this isn't a democracy the majority (at present 12 to 1) win and here's some more YouTube videos to enjoy (if you do enjoy them that is): Corey 'nice body, no talent' Sevier shirtless, the main reason I like Andrew Walker, a junior show off, and Brett Harrison in the shower.

Now the pictures...

Kenneth has an obsession developing, no fully developed with the shirtless car washing, the sports playing and the taking photos of the TV of Real_Housewives' Shane Keough.

Some people like Australian rugby player Mark Gasnier and wanted more of him so here's more. There was also a call for more rugby players so here's fellow Australian Matt Cooper all nicely oiled up. As an aside do we really think a straight man designed these rugby training outfits?

Is this proof of size or just the odd way Chelsea and England footballer John Terry's shorts hang? Discuss. 500 words including footnotes and show working.

Here's a selection of AFLers you might not have seen before, Andrew Raines, Jeff White, Cleve Hughes, Brett Delidio and Kayne Pettifer. You will have seen Marc Murphy as he's been on here before.

Finally as I'm British and as is often pointed out we're very different to the Americans, I can't think of a logical reason for having a towel over your shoulders in a shower as American footballer Matt Leinart does in this, borrowed from Dreamcaps, photo.

Jeff

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Moving Pictures

Now to try something that may or may not work, posting a video.

Now below you should be able to see (after pressing play) a video of Paul Telfer playing a stripper on the British TV show 'Mile High' ending in what may (or according to some) be a shot of his penis (with add ons). If it does work thank Timmy for the video, if not blame my lack of techie ability.



Now if it doesn't you can see Paul stripping his stuff here with a version for all those on dial up (or AOL) here.

As I was on YouTube I thought I'd link to some more videos of interest. I wont post them directly as not everyone is on broadband. I found French skater Brian Joubert exercising in his pants, Jared Pader..Padelikiki...Pattercake...Padalecki only in a towel on supernatural, failed boybanders Fource strip (a borrowed Muchy video), Brodie Holland thinks he's Tarzan (also a borrowed Muchy video), Jesse Spencer acts without his top on twice, Steve Sandvoss and Matt Kesslar have fun twice, and American swimmers strip.

Now the static totty.

If you like the armpits of tennis players RJ has them covered (no not literally).

I have no idea (though I could Google him I suppose) who Chris Steward is but he's quite cute even in that jumper.

As this blog features too much 'chicken' and not enough 'beef' or so Emailers tell me here's Australian rugby player Mark Gasnier and his various levels of chest hair. If you don't think I cover specific types you can always send me pictures I can post to correct it.

Surfer Kelly Slater when he was less bald.

Marty sent me some pictures of Spanish gymnasts training for some competing thingy or the like including Ignacio Losantos shirtless, a shirtless Manuel Carballo, Guillermo Perez the same, Arkaitz Garcia alone and with Victor Cano, Miguel Herencias shirtless, and Javier Velazquez Cabrero too clothed.

Finally to continue the gymnastic theme, today's random cute gymnast in interesting position.

Cola Wars

There is one thing you should never do if you are caught doing something naughty and that's try and explain.

Say you are in a boyband and you go to a club, meet a nice guy, adjourn to the toilets, you sit down, he pulls down your trousers then your pants, and gets between your legs his head next to your groin and someone takes a picture. Now the best move is 'no comment' but the fool tries to explain. He claims he drank too much cola, was sick over his T shirt, thus took it off and the picture is of his fellow band member Jay Khan picking him up. Like with people who 'fall' on vacuum attachments all he's done is turn a possible into a probable and keep the story running.

You'd think considering who represents a large part of a boyband's target market coming out wouldn't be that bad a thing.

Andres Williams shirtless in bed on the stage in The Graduate.

British actor/singer Austin Drage [his site] has worked out how to promote himself (and not by having too much cola) by showing off a lot of flesh (more here). He also lets you download some of his songs.

Mr Melissa Joan Hart Lesley Gillian and German handballer Torsten Jansen.

Norio kindly pointed me towards these caps of Christian Coulson lying on a bed shirtlessly [credit] and his own pictures of Christian and his chest hair.

Finally today's random cute guy in tight wet jeans.

Strokes and black shorts

Richard has kindly uploaded on YouTube some scenes from Voodoo Academy in which various actors stroke their naked flesh and being watched stroking their naked flesh. He also has the gymnast who just can't stop playing with himself.

English rugby player Alex Dodge with his brother Ollie and Australian player Peter Hewat following the Australian national tradition of running shirtless in black shorts (but rebelliously with white stripes).

Carwyn Evans beat all these chaps to win a heat of Search For A DNA Model in January and though not Australian did his bit for multiculturalism by only wearing black shorts. You can find more pictures of him here.

Via Dreamcaps comes Ryan Phillipe again training (only in black shorts) so he can get his picture in the papers (cynical aren't I?). Of course he'd prefer if you didn't see this one.

Finally from Jan comes sixteen year old Australian diver Cody Caldwell in black speedos. Jan sees Cody as a new Alexandre Depatie.

What comes around

Harping On

Tyler Harper the Californian student who was banned the right to wear a homophobic Tshirt at school has lost his appeal against the ban. Now my first reaction was to think 'good' but a moment later I wondered (as have others) how this wasn't covered by the First Amendment. Whatever I think of Tyler (sad, probably lonely) and his views (just plain stupid) freedom of speech must cover all views not just the ones we agree with.

British actor Dominic Cooper shirtless in the show Down to Earth in which he waters shirtless as all cute gardeners should [credit].

Paul Licuria, AFL player and man of all seasons, has a thing for training only in his shorts alone of with teammates who stare like Shane Woewodin (go goes the speedo route). He wears a kit with Alan Didak who gets shirtless too. Paul's attachment to his black shorts is remarkable though.

Finally a question. What do you think is the collective noun for random cute guys? A blond fluff? A shower? A should be shirtless? A good night will be had by all?

Threesome

To start the slow process of updating my linkages here's some new places to go. Cisoto Fotonovelas is a blog dedicated to South America TV totty, Male and beautiful features just that, and men behaving badly shows the occasional bit.

Good luck to the people of Darwin and North Australia [via Michael (the link not the storm which I'm sure is somehow Bush's fault)]

Since when did Battlestar Galactica start looking and sounding (Captain's Hand) like a Falcon movie just before the you know what starts?

I can do well when asked for something like US gymnast Paul Hamm shirtless or 'that Todd gymnast' bulging but get nowhere with Welsh actor Huw Rhys or Lithuanian but playing in Germany handballer Martynas Mazeika without their tops on. It wont though stop me posting pictures of them.

Call me obsessive (or just with too much time on my hands) but it's interesting what you see when you look up Billy Slater's shorts.

Some rugby players in tight white pants (I want the blond) do their version of the famous Frost Report sketch [more in case you miss the reference]. What they are comparing I leave up to you.

Ian Somerhalder shirtless on CSI Miami [credit where it's due] and in The Rules of Attraction.

AFLers Luke Vogels auditions for a Trident missile and Jarryd Roughhead ('why mommy did you give me a porn name?') gets his shorts caught on something.

Finally today's random cute blond bloke showing off his armpits.

Better last time?

A request for Paul Tulip from the second series of The Apprentice UK lets me have a bit of a ramble (with visuals) about it. Now the second series of any reality show always in my opinion is worse because the contestants know what is going to happen and are in it more to become 'stars'. Now on the totty front expecting a lot from a give us a job wideboy is silly but when this is the best you know things are bad. Admittedly Syed is not as annoying as Paul from Season One (but then again nor are genital warts) but I wanted to get into Ben from last season's pants while Syed's can stay firmly on.

British actor Shaun Evans played a male prostitute in Murder City and thus got his kit off. This isn't the first time young Shaun has done that and thus he has excellent taste in roles.

By request here's Australian rugby player Tony Grimaldi. Though short shorts can make the mediocre attractive I don't see that happening here. Well at least he's not pictured next to talent like with English rugby players David Doherty (of the Suffolk Dohertys no doubt) and Danny Care.

Alistair Cook cricket prodigy and general bit of fluffness (even in silly kit) needs to go training in a hot country.

Ian Perrie shows off his left one, Cameron Mooney his right, Barnaby French goes for both, and Adam Bentick gets cut off.

Tyler

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In Zane

Alex Zane is the new male host of the only reasonable music show on UK TV Popworld.

US5 are a boyband full of Americans chosen on a German reality show or something like that. You have the cutesy one Richie Stringini (cf Nick Carter) for you to go 'oh bless' at, the older usually shirtless one, Jay Khan (cf Mark Reed) and well he's OK, not brilliant but looks reasonable shirtless one Chris Watrin (cf Kian Egan) then one or more ugly ones.

AFLer Jon Hay in the pool 'recovering'.

On an associated topic wasn't Ashley Parker Angel of O something street, town, village, truncated spur cute once?

The last (for a bit) of Australian modeling types starting with Simon Gowling shirtless and in his pants, moving through Sam Allen, and onto a shirtless Scott McGregor.

Hello Sayers

American Model Joseph Sayers may be naked on his own site and in the past here on my blog but Beautiful has him not wearing any pants and creating interesting outlines. They have more tomorrow. In Australia (yes that place again) other models Michael de Vos outlines, Jonathan (who only needs one name like Barney) is shirtless, and Adam Quigley is shirtless too.

Jan thinks this is clear evidence that Ian Thorpe is straight as no gay man would look that camp. He plainly hasn't been to Brighton in the Summer.

I was asked if I had any caps of Paul Telfer playing a stripper on Mile High and I do as does Rearendz. I still prefer him well forested though.

I must say that the Germans have a fun way of celebrating winning at football (and it doesn't involve invading their neighbours).

As runner Joshua Ross makes it obvious, Sonny Bill Williams hasn't mastered shirts, actor Daniel MacPherson hasn't managed clothes at all (and when he does it's you've guessed it black speedos), while Andrew Sullivan has only managed a towel.

Finally AFLer Ben Johnson shows the dangers of remembering your last 'recovery' session.

In a man down under

Yes I know I'm featuring a lot of Australian and New Zealanders but that's seasonal, it's warm there so the totty sheds clothes. This is a good idea as going here and looking in the 'Wallpapers' section shows.

Jacob Selmes wears silly hats, rock climbs shirtless, and also plays rugby as do the Sydney Convicts (see other people do convict jokes).

Australian model Oscar Peppitt gets separated from his armpit. Let's hope it asks a policeman for help.

Kris Massie, and Simon Goodwin 'recover' from playing Aussie Rules in black speedos. Jarred McVeigh recovers by savaging Paul Williams while on the pitch Heath Black gets excited and the view gets interesting.

Finally it's Trent Robinson, blond fluff AussieBum model (or perhaps he just likes hanging around with other chaps in speedos), shirtless in the undergrowth. Now that would be a David Attenborough special I'd watch, blond fluff in its native Australian habitat.

Rugby Boys

Who says I don't spoil you? Their names (if you care) are in the filenames. If this has wet your appetite then you can buy the calendar those are from here.