Coloured Boys

Athletic bulges, those of Tommy Skipper in yellow (and the air), and Andrew Rock on the ground.

In the midst of the great American soap cull an oiled Francisco San Martin (Adam LaVorgna in disguise?) tries his best to keep Days Of Our Lives going by wandering around looking pitiful in a towel. .

And as requested British DJ JK (Jason King and yes he did) damp and filling his speedos on some reality nonsense, what a pity (bah boom). Thanks Art.

Boys Mature

To counter moans that I don't feature anyone over thirty here's Jeremy Renner (40) with his top off, furball Greg Vaughan (37) , and Gabriel Macht (39)  a lot less furry.

Hollyoaks' trimmed Robert Norbury finds another specious reason to be dressed in only a towel (a nice behind too). While I'm not a great fan of chaps with bodies (even nice ones) too big for their heads, and he pulls the oddest of facial expressions I've like Robert since Grange Hill and am not stopping know. Fellow cast member Dan Mac did it even before he got on the show.

And the collective totty of the London Marathon, thanks Markus.

Boy goes Retro

Shirtless beef chained to some sort of table, this one being Aussie actor Craig Horner in Legend of a Seeker, was a mainstay of horror. Sadly not so much now.

Australian rugby player Cameron Smith gets a little bit cheeky.

On Hollyoak a bulging Ashley Taylor Dawson gets himself a spray tan from an oddly overdressed young chap. Ashley then gets very cheeky.

And AFLer Sam Grimley has the basics of after game celebrations explained to him.

Boy Wood

Doctors actor Nicholas Woodman proving that you shouldn't go on a shirtless photo shoot with a metal skull and a magnet to your left.

Here's Welsh actor Scott Arthur playing the mildly vacant ghost of a vampire mauled policeman (not getting convoluted at all) in the latest series of Being Human. Scott, shut your mouth, shut your mouth, shut your mouth. Credit as per the taggage.

And wonderfully adorkable Aussie Rules player Sam Grimley who has had a bit of a makeover (or his hair cut) doing silly exercises.

Boys Board

Luke Mitchell and Lincoln Younes bond with their boards (I'm sure there's a pun there) on the beach in Aussie soap Home and Away. Here's hoping that the pregnant looks between the two are signs of fun to come.n

And Australian actor Julian Curtis doing his whole range of facial expressions (rather expressive eyes) while classically dressed in Legend of the Seeker.

Bowler Boy

Rather pretty English cricketer, from South Africa, Jade Dernbach a ball in each hand (sorry) and being rather cosy (and furry) with another cute chappy.

Formerly hairy and PVC wearing American actor Justin Hartley shirtless in black jeans and underwear plus, as requested, him tied up on Smallville.

And British DJ Greg James with his top off showing off his armpit [and add big microphone pun of your choice].

Boy Numerical

International Jock model and actor Alan Ritchson, here seen in tight underwear front and back, will be playing Trevor Donovan's character's old flame on 90210 v2. Perhaps Alan can use the fee to get an all over tan.

Canadian American actor Jamie Elman, here seen trailing and being furry with Jason Kaufman in the comedy short Crazy/Sexy/Awkward, has always been one of my favourite bits of overlooked totty which is sad considering Jamie can act.

And some Aussie ball players, Campbell Brown in speedos, Dan Gagai being pert, and Daniel Conn stop frelling getting tattoos.

Boys Getting Photographed

Just when you thought photo shoots of shirtless fluff carrying tyres (or 'exercising' with them) went out in the 1980s here's formerly of Hollyoaks Chris Fountain (sans chest fur) doing one for a British tabloid. It's interesting how confused by the concept of a tyre poor shirtless Chris is, but he wasn't picked for anything other than what people would imagine doing to him.

And, still on the show, (and keeping some fluff) Craig Vye doing a faux shoot hence, thoughtful left, and thoughtful right, now freeze mid step, hand on waistband, and look stern.

Boy

Aussie Rules player Ben Cunnington, here seen shirtless on a beach, has a thing about showing off his armpits.

Zefron feels ignored so lets himself be photographed with his top off on the beach, skateboarding, and frolicing on some swings.

And if only AFLer Alex Rance hadn't borrowed his grandmother's underwear.

Boy on a Walk

Reality furball Olly Murs explodes at the most inopportune moment, or something like that.

Ryan Mackins adds a few more seconds to his fifteen minutes of 'fame' by looking gormless in a circle, and generally taking his top off to get watered down in his jeans (he does it mostly himself, bless). How very 80s of you Ryan.

And some shirtless Aussie ball players Will Zillman, Sandor Earl, Michael Rischitelli, and Robbie Farah.

Boys who Run, Jump, and Throw

Ginger British athlete Greg Rutherford in his tight kit top and bottom plus shirtless in colour and black and white.

Belgium's Hans van Alphen has some obvious talents (I was going to type 'big heavy balls' but won't (he does have a flying bulge)) and looks a lot better without the buzz cut. Here's Hans with associated athletic fluff including fellow Belgian Thomas van der Plaetsen (they'd make a cute couple).

And creating a sandwich fellow Brit Lawrence Clark bulging with company while celebrating a win.

Boy's Anatomy

Make what you will of the above photograph of Michael Phelps on the set of Gray's Anatomy, descriptive and applied.

Nicholas Robuck's character has his top off to do some baking (don't we all in the winter?) on One Life to Lust. I wonder if a writer uttered the line 'We can't have both of them shirtless that'd just look silly' when discussing shirtless cookery. Might as well get your money's worth as Nicholas was employed on the basis of his appearance not acting skills.

And Ryan Gosling says it best when a head covers his balls.

Boy who Might

Aussie actor Miles Szanto in a costume, on display, shirtless, and possibly about to make things a lot more interesting.

A close up on a shirtless Novak Djockovic, who allegedly plays tennis.

And the naked behinds of Aussie rugby player Drew Mitchell, reality fluff Austin Drage, and Hollyoaks' Ashley Taylor Dawson, thanks Markus.

Boy Starts Off

Aussie soap actor Lincoln Younes has barely been on screen and he's shown some flesh. I just hope that Lincoln and Luke Mitchell's character get it on.

Shirtless rugby players Cameron Smith, Dean Mumm, Drew Mitchell with Ben Mowen, and Danny Care plus a dressed Josh Dugan seeking an innuendo.

And American armpit display team member Joseph Sayers gets savaged by a lorry.

Bell Island Boy

Canadian actor Allan Hawco rather bravely stands around the streets of St John's in his boxers and in and out of sunglasses on the Republic of Doyle.

As requested some more of the rather hairy young running chap in rather tight shorts front and back (which sadly he changed out of here) at some athletics meeting. It's been suggested he's brave not to defur himself, but perhaps he can't be bothered.

And Kiwi rugby player Anthony Boric and his impressive pecs emerge from the sea.

Boy and his Fluffiness

Blond fluff Australian actor David Jones-Roberts' character follows on from Luke Mitchell of yesterday having an argument (or perhaps he's just showing off his chest) with beefy young men (again including Dan Ewing (left)) in his swimmers on the soap Home and Away. I'm not a fan of his over the top comb forward but he's got a goodly body, and goodly chest foliage plus a treasure motorway.

Watched Boys

A shirtless model now actor Scott MacGregor gets an audience (of increasing size) as he walks around the locker room on Australian soap Neighbours.

On Home and Away Luke Mitchell's character gets accosted by an assortment of soap fluff, including Dan Ewing and Lincoln Younes, sporting the fakest tattoos since Prison Break. The mutual staring between Luke and Lincoln suggests things might get fun, although there is contrary evidence.

Boy being Stereotypical

Ben Kerfoot (and his acting eyebrows) being blond (in a tragic way), skinny, and a tad camp (a horrid Eastern European teacher too no doubt) playing a ballet student spy on the BBC's MI High.

British boyband The Wanted get into their swimmers, then go and do some artificial surfing (even the geeky and vacant ones) sometimes covering their assets with the board. The one in the middle seems to have a large gravitational pull.

And Hollyoaks' Thomas Sean Hughes shows off one of his primary assets, no not his acting.

Boys Sandwich

Ryan Mackins, whose is one the the above behinds (not sure which), is a member of the Apollo Knights (whatever they are) took his top off and did a fire dance on some dating show. Although the host Paddy McGuinness was really interested in Ryan it was a lass that he was going to 'date'.

And Aussie model and actor Scott MacGregor leaves little to the imagination even when wearing underwear.

Boy Obliged

Robert Norbury completing his contractual obligations to stand around shirtless (or in tight tops) on Hollyoaks.

British actor and model Oliver Jackson Cohen in an armless top and then going all martial arty (and scowly) in just his underpants, which is good. Big furniture or small Oliver?

There's the bangable dudes of history including the rather cute (but deceased) Robert Cornelius.

And to end (bah boom) some more of Ryan Pinkston's well forested behind.

Boy Mounds

Above is, now in his twentys, American actor Ryan Pinkston naked in Cougars Inc.

Kyle Huntley is some sort of professional wrestler (possibly not that good) who has a nice mix of normality, and vacantness to him coupled with a passable behind. Also the type of wrestling he does looks like it could develop well. Kyle could do with a tan and less waxing.

And Logan Huffman joins the list of characters in the new version of V that are laid out on a table dressed in not that much. I'm not a fan of Logan's buzzcut, but there are other things to look at.

Big Boy

I prefer my James Maslow less bulky. American actor James now has larger breasts than his female co stars, in fact he has too big a torso for his head.

Asked for more 'scally' type chaps here's Hollyoaks' Joel Goonan getting all hot and sweaty, sadly, while doing some exercise. Just imagine how much better this could have been.

And Matt Bomer in a loincloth plus cute in crap.

Boy Sucks

Above is British actor Jody Latham with no clothes on, but you might have noticed that, thanks Markus.

Alex Pettyfer and Beau Mirchoff (plus some other chap) shirtless in some promo material for the film I am Number Four. It's good to see that Beau has been allowed to keep his fur (ugly swimmers though) and that Alex's naff tattoo has been covered up. Hopefully this isn't all the flesh in the film.

General out of focus shirtlessitudity from the male cast members of Hollyoaks.

Kiiwi actor Grant Bowler all tied up in just his underpants, for vital plot reasons on True Blood (anyone on the show actually American?).

And more of Thomas Dekker shirtless with that beard.

Boy Being Independent

American actor Thomas Dekker (and his beard like thingy) tied to a bed in Gregg Araki's Kaboom (I still prefer Nowhere).

Erik Segerstedt, Mattias Andréasson, and Danny Saucedo make up Swedish boyband EMD (yes they did then stand in the wrong order). Shockingly I quite like furry Mattias, and Danny has a certain charm, so I'll leave Erik for others to play with.

And furry American rower Don Wyper gets to stand around and do this (which can't be what it looks like) with other rowers. I wonder if there's something like the Mile High Club for locker rooms.

Boy Buzzed

Blond English cricketer Stuart Broad holding a big ball is far too easy to innuendo about, so I'll leave it to you. I just think Stuart should shed his clothes and keep his hair long.

American soap actor Tage Sutherlin playing a dumb bit of beef looking for a modelling job on 90210 v2, which must be a stretch. Perhaps I'm being unfair because there aren't that many roles for Tage with his top off

And Serbian waterpolo Vanja Udovicic celebrates being hairiest in show, or something like that.

Boy Phones

Naked theatre actor Simon Adkins has fun with a telephone, which seems a waste.

An equally naked (but furrier) Justin Chatwin looks pained (really that way) to be serviced climbing on top (be still my imagination) and bottom. Also on Shameless US Steve Howey gets himself 'played with'.

And Hollyoaks' Robert Norbury only gets part of his talents in shot.

Want to Ride Boy

Perhaps I just have a thing for ginger chaps in lycra but I do like British cyclist Jason Kenny

Dan Ewing does a (badly lit) photo shoot in a jockstrap and chains which is probably not for Aussie soap Home and Away. Beefy chaps in chains is hardly that novel (Gethin Jones yummy) the underwear choice is.

And there's nothing suspicious about this picture of Aussie rugby player Drew Mitchell.

Boy who might Run

British athlete Andrew Pozzi is rather cute and has a trace of a bulge. Andrew might also be a good runner.

Thanks to Val for pointing me towards American model and actor Cody Deal [his site and modelling portfolio] who will have a good career in any late Roman or Dark Ages based show recorded in his homeland. I'm not sure grey lycra is of the period, and the finger in ear or mouth open look isn't flattering, but it is good to see a goodly bulge and that Cody can match his armour.

And I hope Sean Patrick Flanery's chest hair got paid for all its work in The Adventures Of Young Indiana Jones.

Boy and the Hand

The character that Tyler Blackburn's gets interrupted and gagged while having a shower. Tyler also likes to display his talents.

Adorkable American actor Andrew J West does adverts with his shirt off and his hair bleached. While seeing Andrew sans shirt is good to see (even with distractions) why they needed to give him such a bad hair job escapes me.

And the winner of the worst shirtless picture of Chord Overstreet goes to...

Boy in Cut Offs

British actor Ryan Prescott finds another excuse (or at least the writers do) for him to get shirtless but sadly there is a lass involved.

No such problem exists with, oft scowling, German actor Thore Scholermann who looks good clothed, showing a little flesh, shirtless, and in just a towel.

And British musician Sonny Watson-Lang with his top off.

Boy Changes

American actor slash model Nico Tortorella can be pretty in an almost 'it would be sinful to savage' way. Then again there are worse ways to be sinful. Nico's varying changes of image often leave a lot to be desired.

Jud Birza wandering around with a knife in his underwear generated requests for an underwear clad Sebastian Gacki playing with a tied up and similarly undressed Dean Hrycan in Beastly Boyz.

And reality furball Olly Muir managed to flesh show and pose like this for charity. I'm such a cynic. Next I'll think that Zac Efron gets his kit off for free publicity.

Boy who Flies

British pole vaulter Luke Cutts in an aerial tight shorts display and showing some flesh. 

A shirtless American actor Jake McDorman displaying his armpits to a mirror whilst playing a psycho.

And British cyclist Jason Kenny bulging with foreigners and furring with his countrymen.

Boy Camera

American actor Cam Gigandet for all your beefy, blond, but can't act fluff needs.

The Covenant provides a lot of shirtless goodly flesh like a sticky and well endowed Steven Strait, and Taylor Kitsch but not much else. It would though make a rather good naughty film.

And as requested furry, very furry, British natural history presenter Nick Baker is equally good from behind. But Nick looks good from the front.

Boys Together

Above are British swimmers Ross Davenport and Liam Tancock who should be in speedos.

Boy who Sings

Harel Skaat represented Israel in last year's Eurovision Song Contest, but as he's cute and wears tight tops we won't hold that against him. He has an interesting dress sense so here he is shirtless by the pool and on the beach.

American male model and the winner of Survivor Nicaragua, Jud Birza got a part in David DeCoteau's 'horror' 'film' 'A Dream Within A Dream' in which he had to wander around with a knife in his underwear, get stared at, and have a shower running his hands over his defined young body...

And Dutch athlete Ingmar Vos is a big boy in the air.

Balcony Boys

Overly shaved American actor Michael Trucco 'dressed' in his boxers (and really intrusive signage) in the kitchen on Fairly Legal. Then it is out on the balcony naked (his bits covered by a large bike seat (is that a cycle pump or are you...)) to converse by telephone with the furrier, but equally covered up Luke Camilleri across the street. Then poor Michael gets locked out. In summary, Michael shirtless when talking to a chapess, naked when talking to a chap.

And formerly of Neighbours and reality television Dean Geyer trying to look all rough and manly.

Checked Speedos Boys

Three nameless bits of Croatian water polo beef of varying levels of furriness.

More of Aussie actors Blake Davis and Christopher Milligan doing their bit for flesh showing on children's television following on from Christopher's sterling work in the field of shirtlessness in soaps.

And AFLer Bernie Vince has a shirtless run, as does David MacKay.

Suspicious Boy

As the Adelaide Crows Aussie Rules team bath together has the chap at the back noticed something? Also Bernie Vince bulges while getting his knee iced. Thanks to Yani for those.

The rather pretty Canadian actor Alexander Ludwig looking all blond, skinny, yet savageable even in a wet T shirt.

And Aussie actor Christopher Milligan looking good with his top on, but better with it off (the other chap is Blake Davis).

Boy is Foolish

Usually hairy Kennard twin, Matt, has foolishly decided to defur and stand around looking like he has something up his behind. I prefer Matt like this, odd I know.

British actor Ryan Prescott occupies the border between adorkable (or being shy?) and generally humpable. Ryan snarls with his right hand and smiles with his left. Credit as per the taggage.

And two rugby boys do some ummmm training.

Gerald's Boy

Furry Irish rugby player Luke Fitzgerald is a habitual shirtless thigh toucher, his left one.

Contractually obliged to have his top off in ever episode of Being Human he's in Michael Socha gets out acted by his own eyebrows.

More speedo clad Balkan waterpoloers, this time Croats Mirko Nii and Maro Jokovic.

And Kellan Lutz being both shirtless and mythical at the same time.

Woody Boy

French ice skater Sylvain Longchambon in a tight top and with it removed.

Aussie soap actor Luke (Jacobz) walk slowly out of the pool, now run, freeze, move to the seaside, bulge with longer hair, please those from Sweden, now try and look happy next to some random women.

And Scottish rugby player Rory Lamont shaves his torso but not his face, odd.

Boys of the Southern

Aussie actor Jack Baxter might blend into the tiling but does look rather pretty when shirtless, better having a cracking shower, or frolicking in bed with a dark haired chap in the film Tan Lines.

And fellow Aussie Lincoln Lewis (oh bless) seems to have realised that his physical appearance is probably his best asset and has lost all his tops and is keeping his fur. I wonder if Lincoln is thinking about Luke Mitchell?

Instructed Boys

If I did warning signs, thanks Peter

Former English cricketer now doing reality Andrew 'Freddie' Flintoff (with Darren Gough) mostly dressed pretending to be a wrestler leaving little to the imagination (wouldn't want to get too excited) and being shirtless while furry but not taking the above advice on a cliff. Sometimes poor Freddie does walk into things. Credit as per taggage.

And English rugby player George Burgess proving being clothed can be fun too.

Boys in Dross

Today's clip is off Andrew St John, James Immekus, and Diego Torres in the film The Caretaker (bad horror film not A level text). Annoyingly only Andrew takes his top off but you can download the clip here.

Canadian (I think) actor Tom Stevens surrounded by associated towel clad fluff, fluff, fluff, and even more fluff that features in a 'female and cocky kid in the locker room' scene in the Fairly Legal episode, 'Benched'. The things that Tom and this chap could do to each other.

And more of Aussie actor Deniz Akdeniz with his top off but this time with Lincoln Lewis.

Wet with Ball Boy

Aussie actor Deniz Akdeniz looks rather good in wet boxers, but really should stop shaving.

Occasionally overdressed Kiwi speed skater [insert big skate pun] Blake Skjellerup has an interesting form of practice (why has the word 'wheelbarrow' come into my head?), and a habit of showing off his chest. I'll leave bulge spotting to you.

And English rugby player down under Danny Cipriani stop wearing tops when training and drinking so much.

Boy in the Mirror

As he proved popular some more shirtlessness from British actor Tom Riley doing odd things in the mirror (as does the chap with him).

As requested some cute chap called Tony who appeared in a tight top on BBC's Homes under the Hammer who decided to finesse himself from this to this between filmings.

And the joys of tight sports kit with swimmers and triathletes.

Boys and their Nipples

Tom Riley seems more embarrassed about his nipples than his choice of haircut which is surprising.

British actor Theo James (and his floating pecs) get(s) disturbed while having a bath (in clear water), and then wanders around a kitchen hiding his nipples under the smallest towel in Christendom. Theo looks so much better without the mop he had on Downton Abbey.

And his Squareness has more shirtlessness from furry Serbian waterpoloer Vanja Udovicic.

Boy and his Body

Canadian actor Shawn Roberts being generally hairy and beefy, which he does in everything he's in.

English diver Tony Ally 'in' his kit.

As requested Justin Hartley overdressed in a towel, Mark Furze in his swimmers, and Ryan Reynolds after he furred and beefed up.

And Kiwi rugby player Tamati Ellison with his top off holding his balls (sorry).

Boys

A mostly hairy of Serbian water polo players including Vanja Udovicic.

The wonderfully adorkable Canadian actor Paulo Costanzo being shirtless, playing geeky, and head touching on the beach and by the pool.

Kiwi rugby player Richard Kahui in tight black shorts attracts attention.

And Michael Socha shows some flesh in a magazine.

Black Haired Boy

Furry Welsh television presenter Matt Johnson finds a desk annoyingly covers his best bits, and then he gets harassed by some woman. I'm not sure why Matt has shaved his chest hair into an X.

A vague looking Michael Socha running around in the woods with his top off before bumping into Rhys from Torchwood.On another show Micheal, again shirtless, gets his head felt by a person with a scarf, well its work. Credit as per the taggage.

And British boybander Max George with no clothes on.