Dancing Boy

Hollyoaks' Craig Vye does the getting dressed or getting undressed dance depending on which order you look at the pictures in.


Monk's Jason Gray-Stanford, here seen shirtless, plays a wonderfully adorkable character (with a good body), which hopefully Jason is in real life.

And Belgian athletes (L-R) Ingmar Winderick, Mattijs Vandecapelle, Bruno Carton-Delcourt, JeroenVanmulder, Wouter Decraene, and Cedric Nolf looking sculptural.

Trevor's Boy

American television actor Freddie Smith shirtless, who will play (plays) beefy blond Trevor Donovan's love interest on 90210 v2.

The rather pretty American actor Drew Roy, shirtless (most of the time) and naked with Max Van Ville (and other fluff) in Costa Rican Summer. Although Max has been typecast for surfer, and Drew for lust interest they make a nice couple (not that I'm suggesting anything just hoping).

And as requested the Todd brothers, Harry, Alexander, and Archie who featured in the Sunday Times.

Wide Boy

Above is Anglo American actor Andrew Garfield shows off a talent (just one of many). Is seeing a bulge wishful thinking?

A shirtless British gymnast Daniel Keatings lifts himself up on the rings before taking on some creamy liquid (sorry). Gymnasts (and swimmers) have nice level of muscle which never gets to All American Guy levels. Credit per taggage.

And British diver (and speedo give awayer)  Tom Daley oddly overdressed on holiday (compared with usual), thanks Markus.

Boy in the Hat

A slightly more detailed view of Cuban model slash actor William Levy (Gutiérrez)'s hat covered fun park.

Here's thatched black and white shirtless model who does some acting Cody Longo playing a gymnast in various tight armless tops, with a big ball, and in some teen horror movie (hence the flesh). Even allegedly annoyed Cody is highly humpable.

And a cute bit of fluff builds something yellow, not really interested what.

Mrs Murray's Boys

Jamie clearly got the best of the Murray genes, although Andy (and Photoshop) have tried their hardest.

American soap actor Chandler Massey mixes a youthful face and a body that looks too big for his head. It might though just be how he sits when in a faux garden. A regular commenter will like Chandler's habit of showing off his armpits. I'd like some added Casey Jon Deidrick.

And Patrick Schwarzenegger seeks attention, thanks Mike.

Give the Boy a Nolfing

Belgian athlete Cedric Nolf [his site] wears tight shorts when competing, and when he is shirtless on a dark photo shoot (or jeans).

It is pretty clear what a pleased American actor Beau Mirchoff is doing in this scene right up to his happy release (no that's not a collar). Then to cover all the bases Beau puts on a cheerleaders' outfit.

And American soap actor Brendan Coughlin is shirtless in screencap collage form.

Boy of the Mountains

Switzerland's mid air trailing diver Andrea Aloisio pulls the funniest faces when he's flying yet my interest is divided between his behind and legs.

Teenage Australian Rules player Alex Fasolo has already been seen here with his often rather tight top off, and then I do it (and him) all over again.

And Hunter Parrish's front and back in white underwear minus the hamster ball of yesterday.

Boy Car Wash

Hollyoaks' Craig Vye might have been attacked by the fake tan monster (he could rub it off with the sponge) but he is still worth savaging.

An inventive mind would come up with a lot of things to do to an underwear clad Hunter Parrish dark haired wandering around in a large plastic hamster ball. Such suggestions might make Hunter happier (love the over the top frowning) and generate more expansion in his underwear (I'm so shallow).

And some joint hairiness from Richard Madden and Jay Taylor in Sirens. Jay (and others) got all his kit off in the film Donkey Punch a clip of which you can download here or here.

 M Boy

Last seen showing some flesh on Hollyoaks, actor slash presenter Matt Martin does the same in the sea. He should stop pulling faces.

German actor Roy Marino when not in tight tops stands around in just a towel looking (left and right) generally pretty. Roy has also mastered the soap opera vague face (or just exploded).

And Australian rugby player Joel Moon reaches for the ball(s).

Burroughs' Boy

Canadian actor and former model Taylor Kitsch is playing John Carter, shirtless and in Martian bondage gear, in the similarly named film. It's good to see Taylor (even with curtain hair) 'in costume' on screen even with the cheap special effects.

Hollyoaks' Peter Mitchell showing off his patchy chest hair.

American soap One Life to Live might have stayed on the air if there had been more of Lenny Platt stripping out of his clothes (well dressing gown) and strolling around oiled in his boxer shorts. Soap opera oiler must be a rather hard job to go home from.

And to those of you in London (and other places), be safe tonight.

Boy of Grapes

Doctors' Nicolas Woodman somewhat unhappily strips out of his shirt and jeans to hold fruit in his boxers.

Well coiffured and skinny (somewhat adorkable too) Dutch athlete Niels Verwer looks better with longer hair, well it couldn't be worse even when he's wearing fun shorts. Some borrowings from here.

And Christopher Isherwood came across as a bit of a rude word in Christopher And His Kind but the visuals were good.

Of the Morning Boy

South African javelin thrower (if that's what you call it) Morne Moolman bulges in company and looks a tad like a naughty movie star (in my head that is).

Hollyoaks' Kieron Richardson posing and doing some, probably contractually obliged, shirtless (in a very, very lingering way) modelling, credit as per the taggage.

And Kevin Zegers and Jason Ritter play rock stars, one more effectively than the other. Should I be worried to find Kevin savagable looking like that?

Boy Flier

German gymnast Helge Liebrich, here seen shirtless(ish), has inflatable trousers plus a number of cute team mates.

Teen Wolf's Dylan O'Brien showering in a T shirt and jeans, which is rather silly.

The Killing (US version) features the rather metrosexual Gharrett Patrick Paon (with a remarkably silly haircut) who needs to show some more flesh.

And the first image of Henry Cavill as Superman doesn't match Andrew Garfield's costume tightness.

Boy Buys

British rower Zach Purchase [his site], here seem bulging, shirtless while rowing (at a distance), and underwater.

Beefy but young German shot putter David Storl has a thing about showing off his armpits, or perhaps he just has reason to celebrate a lot. I'm not sure why he shaves as it can't make throwing things easier.

And modest Portuguese footballer Cristiano Ronaldo puts his bulge in the right place.

D Minus Boy

Ballet dancer and actor Richard Winsor has spent a lot of time not conforming to stereotypes but sometimes he just can't help himself (or gets ambushed). Modelling for Attitude doesn't help.

The British bulging (and rowing) team featuring (L-R) Mark Hunter and Zac Purchase.

On Hollyoaks' Matt Martin having his bits covered by lubricant (such a tease) and then a towel. One does get a glimpse of of Matt's behind though why makes up for things a bit. Why do women shout at cute men 'dressed' in towels when they could be doing other things to them?

And a furry of Jonas brothers in Borg suits that who have made Star Trek run and run.

Balticing Boys

Two Swedish athletes, a flying Johan Taleus and a landed Fredrick Ekholm.

Former child actor now in his twenties Jake Thomas looking rather unhappy shirtless and damp (although it could be something creamier than water) on Criminal Minds.

And Henry Cavill for all those who have classical based fantasies.

In their Place Boys

The fluff of Walvery Place doing a bit of group shirtlessness apart from the shy one at the back.

The naked behind of sadly waxed Irish actor Eoin Macken has yet to appear on Merlin, but manages rather a lot of it in Siren, along with a whole range of facial expressions that Eoin uses to portray pleasure. Eion must be a big boy (or acting).

And British soap actor Chris Fountain's nudity has added subtly.

Sandwiching Boys

Recent addition to the Hollyoaks' fluff pile Johnny Clarke gets his top off in bed, looking for nits, near the beach, and playing with his breakfast.

Athletes Vincent Kerssies showing the value of tightness over Marius Kranendonk's looseness.

And Craig Vye with his top off (and again) again this time in a hot tub (well it would be odd to be fully dressed in one). Hollyoaks' attempt to make young Craig into a Jack the Lad doesn't quite work mainly because of his aforementioned adorkability.

Boys Wade

Ted Richards and his fellow Sydney Swan teammates do some walking around in a swimming pool for training purposes.

Craig Vye has spent much of his time on British soap Hollyoaks wearing nothing above his waist in a foolish attempt to turn mildly adorkable into plain sexy. And the fur trimming is just plain perverse (in a bad way).

And Sam thinks Rhys Wakefield looks good dressed like this. I'll plead someone else's legislation.

Got to Run Boy

Cutesome Dutch athlete Stefan de Vries has a run, borrowings from here.

Aussie actor and professional armpit displayer (yes I made that up) Rhys Wakefield doesn't like to be filmed in tight swimwear, but afterwards he's not too bothered.

And some Aussie Rules players in just their shorts, Steele Sidebottom (I know), and Sharrod Wellingham.

Boy far from the Crowds

British actor Richard Madden (get rid of the beardy thing there's a good chap) tied up naked discussing the need to be rescued. Isn't it usual procedure to untie the legs of naked man from the side not the front? Unless other things are to develop.

While I'm not sure of the attraction of the Pretty Little Liar books, the television show has Keegan Allen with his top off on a bed, in profile, in the light, in the shade, in the garden, looking puzzled, and looking at wood. All in all your basic teen flesh show show.

And how does one describe Jason Sudeikis' trail? Treasure highway?

Boys of Canada*

British Columbia's Shaun Sipos suffering from an attack of scary eyes.

Alberta's Travis Milne playing the 'talk to me while I'm shirtless in a locker room and/or changing chap' on Rookie Blue. They don't seem to leave his beefy vagueness alone for one moment when he's minus his shirt (or just about out of it).

And also from British Columbia Justin Chatwin has an audience whilst having a shower.

*The land that brought us, David Alpay, Allan Hawco, Alexander Ludwig, Shawn Roberts, Jesse Moss, Mark Heyens, Devon Sawa, and Cory Sevier.

Toked Boy

Aerial and ground based bulging from Jorn Bakker, who is a Dutch pole vaulter.

Assorted Aussie Rules players sans their tops, Mike Pike, Jarred Moore, Jarryd Blair (the Hayne and Roughhead spelling), John McCarthy and Ben Reid.

As requested Eric Winter playing a dead body (which has to be tinted blue in Nevada) in his underwear on CSI Vegas.

British cyclist Jason Kenny showing that his new Sky Borg suit isn't as good as his Team GB one, especially when the good bits are cut of by the photographer.

And today's bit of Justin Chatwin bulging.

Boy and the Vine

It is good to see American actor and winemaker Ben Feldman with his top off even on Lifetime (though does he have to purse his lips so much?) because he never seems to get a break (Drop Dead Diva is work). Another victim of casting silliness is Canadian actor Dustin Milligan here showing some flesh.

Hunter Parrish's character on Weeds, more or less always seen shirtless, has morphed into a dumb model (but with darker hair) and while a cruel and unusual person might suggest that that is not a stretch for him I wont. Please no comments on Hunter's stomach area as I prefer human beings over the airbrushed.

And Australian rules footballer Daniel Hannebery wears red shorts when at the pool, isn't that illegal?

Magpie Boys

Collingwood Aussie Rules fluff with their tops of featuring Alex Fasolo (mine, all mine), Chris Tarrant, Brent Macaffer, and a closer view of Darren Jolly.

British cyclist Chris Hoy shows Jason Kenny a method of bulge increasion (yes I made that word up).

We can admire South African rugby beefcake Bismarck Du Plessis, whilst model who once played rugby Ben Cohen does it himself.

One of the best bits of Euro-royalty Prince Carl Philip of Sweden has interesting tastes (and looks a tad like Canadian actor David Alpay) plus a good frontage and rear.

And the need to watch Canadian actor Justin Chatwin having a shower.

Not Exactly Ambridge Boy

A few heart attacks in the Shires might arise from seeing a barely covered Tom Daley on the cover of their Radio Times.

Athletic bulges from the Ukraine's Yevhen Nikitin, Sweden's Stefan Tarnhuvud, and Greece's (never guess from his name Periklis Iakovakis.

I like this anonymous athlete's choice of shorts which show off one of his talents, and that he gets shirtless, the veiny legs and tattoo. Borrowings from trackpic.net.

British actor Henry Cavill doing his bit for shaved, oiled, and shirtless ancient 'history' recreation while carrying a long pole (which he might be sitting on).

And today's random cute triathlon running chap.

East of the Rhine Boys

German decathlete Pascal Behrenbruch bulging whilst wearing tight grey shorts (possibly black) when he is topless or not. I wonder if Pascal's shorts choice is based on a need for support, and do things bounce?

And fellow blond tight short wearing (flying) German athlete Matthias Prey who is shirtless alone, with others, and in an Oliver collage.

Boy Tightens

Dutch athlete Ingmar Vos, here seen shirtless, has taken up 'wearing' rather tight shorts be they blue or black, but not always sadly, plus a shirtless Belgian Hans van Alphen bulging in triplicate.

American actor Chris Massoglia looking cute reading by the pool (which he later gets in). It's good to see Chris shirtless but I had hoped that damp swimmers might cling more, but that's just me.

And any tighter and there would be a Spidercrack on Spiderman.

Boys in a Rural Setting

Jonny Clarke

Andrew Moss

Ashley Taylor-Dawson

Craig Vye

James Atherton

Rob Norbury

It's mid July so out come the first promo pictures from the 2012 Hollyoaks 'Hunks' Calendar. Thankfully the heavy handed photoshop man must have got lost on the moors.

Roped Boy

Formerly of Home and Away (and other Aussie soaps) Aussie actor Conrad Coleby getting himself tied and trust up while shirtless, thanks David.

As Photobucket's capricious censor deleted them here are three shots of British diver Blake Aldridge in his swimmers (or should that be divers?).

Canadian actor Andrew Walker gets naked (sadly with Stetson covering bits) in a cowboy based [add riding pun of your choice] bathing scenario, thanks Oliver.

And although Matthew Lewis has improved rather dramatically I still prefer Tom Felton.

Boy Phased

Canadian blond fluff actor Alexander Ludwig is going through a show himself off phase (the Efron one) which should be commended. Alexander is trying to get ten thousand Twitter followers, for some reason.

American actor Bradley Cooper, here seen being all defined, has been in some dire rubbish (and interesting poses) but should be forgiven if only for his willingness to take most, if not all of, his clothes off and have a good peek (more a stare).

And bulging Russian decathlete Aleksandr Pogorelov.

Boy Barrelled

The Garfield-Hedlunds stroll in and by the sea, thanks to Ron who like me prefers the Hedlund side of the family.

Christopher Milligan with his top off again (for plot reasons) on Australian soap Neighbours. The amount of discussions that Australians have, judging by their soaps, while towelling themselves off is astounding. In the United States it appears to be more sauna based.

AFLer Simon Black shirtless in damp shorts and two Aussie rugby players in an interesting perspective.

And does anyone know who the German gymnast on the right is?

Boy Long Pole

Harry Potter's Sean Biggerstaff (far, far too easy) showing some fur in multiple places.

British soap actor Stefan Booth gets himself shirtless (in an odd pose) for Eastenders, unhappy, in the sea, in the surf, as a boxer, and as a mechanic for a magazine.

And Weeds' Hunter Parrish in his underwear in a large plastic ball, pun away.

Bass Boy

I won't comment on the strange form that the chunky English actor Ed Westwick's chest hair has taken, just imagine stroking it mid savage. I also love his Wikipedia photo.

Randy Wayne, here seen shirtless with a wet behind, is an actor (and occasional model) but not of the type that his name (and these screencaps) might suggest. Randy is making quite a career playing not overly bright young men of various hair colours and little clothing.

And another picture of the Garfield-Hedlunds on the beach.

Boy Heidelbergensis

Pretty Little Liar Ian Harding, here seem shirtless with his hands in his pockets, looks cute even with things projected on his flesh and tends to act with his eyes more than the rest of him.

A wet and adorkable American actor and singer Kendall Schmidt got to both show some flesh and some interesting chest fluff (some round the nipples too?) on Nickelodeon. It is a shame he has to go through all these rather silly facial expressions.

And damp shorted shirtless Aussie Rulers Jonathan Brown and Lachlan Cunningham.

Boy Jack of All

Formerly of lots of things (furry for one) Danny Young is seen here playing a police based stripper (in the prime time take little off way (unless you're in bed when you can get fully shirtless)) on Holby City.

Shower based nudity from a trailing Dougie Poynter (oh bless), and Tom Fletcher (ummm humpable) of British boyband McFly. Foolishly Harry Judd stayed all towelled up but was involved in some towel slapping and removal.

And Nal thinks that Home and Away's David Jones Roberts pushes his crotch out further than necessary (for the scene that is).

Boy Fuzz

Home and Away's David Jones Roberts has chest hair that is only visible when damp.

The Middle's well trailing underpants king Charlie McDermott and his chest hedge are a goodly mix of gormless and fluffiness.

And Camelot's Clive Standen with his top off (which is over dressed for the show).

Boy Glare

Above is former boybander, and rugby player, now arm furniture Thom Evans showing some fur below.

American stage and screen actor Aaron Tveit shirtless in montage, on stage, on a bed, on a bed on stage, on a balcony, and about to be hit.

And actors Andrew Garfield and Garrett Hedlund frolic in the sea together in Hawaii.

Gas Shorts Boys

A collective noun of British swimmers in their Borg shorts (L-R) James Goddard, Liam Tancock, and Michael Jamieson plus Ross Davenport, Simon Burnett, and Roberto Pavoni.

Belgian athlete Timothy Herman [his site] has a penchant for training and exercising wearing no top plus some varyingly tight shorts (but the wrong equipment). Tim's choice of tight shortage continues when he's on the athletics field too. Then there's the ideas I'm having about Tim.

And a damp Kiwi rugby player called Richard Kahui.

Boy who was just...

So cynical, but so true.

Shirtless Ryans, British soap actor Ryan Thomas, and American actor Ryan McPartlin.

Philipp Boy is a German gymnast and thus a heavy shaver. I'll let Philipp off because he looks like this when shirtless and can do this which would make night manoeuvres rather interesting.

And another Ryan Harrison, this time a model slash actor slash musician, thanks Jan.

Drummer Boy

McFly's Harry Judd having a good hard drum ('playing with his sticks' any better?)

In Renaissance Florence (of a sort) British actor David Oakes gets manhandled by another chap, has water thrown on his shirtless torso, and then gets dragged away as he dries himself off. I wonder how long it will be until a teacher reads an essay stating that Giovanni Borgia was rather cute (even damp), ginger, furry, and played a baddie in The Pillars of the Earth.

And Ben Feldman finally gets his top off.

Boys Handy

Above are Hollyoaks' Joel Goonan and Jonny Clarke covering their bits up with various types of hand.

British comic and television presenter Joe Rowntree  might be an acquired taste but there is something about highly unamused hairy young men in their underwear having things done to them that is rather (if oddly) appealing. Question of the day, does Joe have a treasure trail, or a treasure motorway?

And Dutch athlete Lars Timmerman (no big stick pun) trains for the wrong sport and country (or long pole one) but is flexible.

Boy Measure

Kiwi shot putter (you would never guess from looking at him) Jacko Gill with his top off.

Dan from Olives et al, Poundbury is a lot cuter than that picture in real life.

Aussie Rules player Chris Tarrant shirtless in the mist (sort of), and my present favourite player Darren Jolly, here seen shirtless dry and wet, with his mouth open.

Skinny Dutch athlete Dennis Spillekom really shouldn't wear those athletics Borg suits.

And Aussie rugby player Drew Mitchell ass left, ass right.

Boy Boats

Chase Crawford with a rather large chap (who is Tony Romo,thanks John) on a boat showing off some nipples.

Blue Peter's Barney Harwood strips down to his underwear (ooh clingy) to go all Bear Grylls (who would have got naked in the same circumstances).

And as requested Shane West laid out ready for use, or at least that's how I imagine it.

Boy Salutes

Some more of the cute chap in tight green plastic likes his his lucky mate, he's even pointing at him.

As requested American actor Erik von Detten showering and changing with an audience on Bones. Erik's career sadly has never really gone anywhere but when shows need a twenty something to play a teen he's always willing to take his top off.

And Australian rules footballer Jamie Charman and his nice behind, here seen shirtless with another player and a big furry thing, has/have always been a favourite of mine.