Boys Stadiuming

Germany's Bernhard Seifert, here seen showing some knee and being moody all the time (smile fluff smile see you can look happy), does stick throwing in long and short hair. I'm not sure if this is training or an interesting night in for Bernard.

Shawnacy (goes by Shawn unsuprisingly) Barber is a Canadian pole vaulter (at university in America) whose tops are just short enough and shorts rise to expose some flesh mid jump. I like Shawn in his short shorts over oddly sagging lycra.

And Britian's Andrew Steele's beard heavily distracts from what is in his lycra.

Boys Looking Elsewhere

British actor Jon Fletcher sits on a rock leaning on JD Pardo with his eyes closed (I wonder what he's thinking) in the now cancelled series The Messengers. John plays a televangelist who I'm assuming was popular in certain parts of the congregation.

Jono Kenyon, once Brit now Kiwi, overdressed in just a pair of boxers in Step Dave when his behind has been on the show more than much of the cast and he's been using an action figure to cover his bits. I do prefer chaps in boxers that they've clearly picked up in a pack at a department store rather than the fancy ones.

And Aussie actor Hugh Sheridan goes all furry torsoey (probably the name of a village in the Vendee).

Running and Jumping Boys

When not in shadow, as with Jack Dearden, lycra helps America's centralist Dakotah Keys (his real not work name) plus the big boy Brit John Lane who might develop an ache slightly higher. Linked American Nathan Hiett has quite a washboard.

On Hollyoaks' Fabrizio Santino has played a poor quality stripper, got stuck in a lift in an ugly loincloth (that's a guess) with someone focused on it, and been in almost non-existent (just have to delve in to find it) underwear with Charlie Wernham.We all know what he's there for.

And Under the Dome's Max Ehrich shirtless with Mike Vogel, on (or sinking into) the beach with some lass, and in a montage with other pictures of himself.

Boy Tiring

Cody Saintgnue is less tattooed (is there a make up tipp-ex to cover them up?) than when he was modelling playing a nicely posed character his eyes are perfect for in Teen Wolf. It must be hard to always look that tired even when moving.

The things suggested in Sebastian Rodger's lycra are viewed better on the flat than on the hurdle.

Neighbours' Matt Wilson in a towel (but is probably wearing underwear like AFLer Robbie Gray and is quickly out of shot) with his chest on display so much it deserves a credit of its own. Next year Matt's chest will be playing the two nipples of Verona at the RSC.

And the brothers Efron, Zac riding Dylan and I'm happy to ride Zac so he does feel left out.

Cross Pacific Boy

Australian American actor Ashley Zukerman does yet another role in which he has to have his top off this time Rush. Ashley move the towel, move the towel, now it's out of shot.

Aussie Rules players, Alex Rance is possibly remembering the previous night and someone comes up behind Brodie Grundy.

Chris Milligan plays a cute (nicely chunky) but dim character on Aussie soap Neighbours whose top is off as required (or plot excuses allow).

And American acting model Cody Deal would improve any bar's patronage but watching the view might disturb sales.

Boy Who Is

American actor Teddy Sears vacant in the Dollhouse, motive and camp in American Horror Story, and supposedly hot in photographs (posed like he's in the 1970s).

Ryan-James Hatanaka is an American actor has a very expressive if over the top style of acting in Eye Candy. Was RJ supposed to do the part that way or is that how he is? Promising bulge whatever the answer is.

And the dacking of ruggerers with the you're supposed to do the underwear as well Cameron Munster and a more revealing George Burgess.

Boy now Soapy

Australian actor Lachlan Buchanan bulges as a geeky chap (quite a change from his previous look) who has to be a stripper (looks successful but unhappy) with back up in the film Behaving Badly.

Melissa and Joey's Nick Robinson does a shower scene (poor chap has little on when he gets disturbed) in The Kings of Summer followed by a standing around topless in a high school corridor one.

And Lee Pace is an American actor who is savagable even with the chest make up and the unflattering choice of bedwear. They light his chest and stomach not his face.

Boy on the Cheek

Above is AFLer Hamish Hartlett giving Ollie Wines a pat on the behind, as you do in front of thousands.

British actor Tom York scowls his way (he might be trying to look hard or those eyebrows) through being fiddle with in an ancient Greek skirt and being shirtless in a period playroom in the series Olympus.

Mr Gay UK winner Dino Fetscher (who leans to the right) started as a somewhat wholesome bulging model, got furrier (in not that flattering underwear) then went towards the dark side (in outfits), to being one of the most active saving graces of the symbol series.

And back it ball punching land here's Greg Clark might have something going on in his short shorts or its just be how he stands.

Boy Boxed

Kudos to the wardrobe person on General Hospital for the cutely dumb looking Bryan Craig in these bottoms and being unable to find a top for the poor chap (look there's one). Though his chest fur has a tide line and vanishes at a distance Bryan warrants a good savaging.

Beefed up Canadian actor Alexander Ludwig has better things that could be put in his mouth (nice bulge though) which could also be run up and down that torso (happy thoughts).

Wessel Keemink and Sven Vismans, here seen gesticulating shirtless, play beach (where they point at tablets with other cute chaps), city centre, and big ugly shed volleyball (anywhere with some sand) together or with other people. The pair do like their hand signals.

And here's Days of Our Lives' Casey Moss showing off his parting.

Chunky Boy

Reality fame is fleeting but Sam Callahan is to keep his body in the news. If Sam's music career falters he could always start selling ladders and boxes. He'd have my interest and have done the product testing. Sam has welcoming legs but I don't know how you would describe that behind.

British actor Alex Pettyfer says that didn't get on with Channing Tatum on the set of Magic Mike. Perhaps young Alex was a bit too cheeky (sorry), saw Alex's package, or his cute if a bit ratty look (suited the part though) wasn't popular. Alex was in the position to get the best view of the cast.

And I do love it when soap operas stop pretending they're employing their male cast for acting reasons.

K Heavy Boy

From the United States comes bath sharing and nicely torsoed gymnast Sam Mikulak who makes indistinct bulges in his gym trousers. Promotional Sam should wear tighter clothes as he does when picnicking.

Welcoming wrestling face puller (not flattering young man) TK O'Ryan has a reasonable bulge but has hone for curtain hair which I'm not a fan of. TK's 'sport' (anything that involves tight shorts can't be all bad) provides images that suggest something else is going on. Credit as per taggage.

And Dutch actor Michiel Huisman is one of the few cast members of the Game of Thrones to look overdressed as compared to his previous all aspects (he's no slouch) nakedness in Phileine Says Sorry.

Boy Service

Voice Australia's Scott Newnham has a standing around topless with a bow tie on (just look at the concentration) waiting day (more likely night) job. Annoyingly Scotty has one of those hair bun things that are in at the moment.

Turkish gymnast Ibrahim Colak wins medals and looks like he could be a lot of fun in bed (or the mat).

American actor Scott Higgins gets down to his underwear (his sexy look?) then completely naked front (to show most of but not all of his bits) and back in the film Tribe of Misfits. Scott just likes showing off his body, which is good.

And today's random cute (presumably a model) chap shirtless in the street (and black and white).

Boy most Fluffy

Tight kit favouring (not always as displaying as we would of hoped) Dutch athlete Douwe Amels is nicely forested.

Skin's oddly arrow trimmed Sean Teale gets to dress up in some various finery and pull some faces for in a vaguely historical series Reign which I thought was about the French not Edward II (note the lack of poker pun).

In the pool, Alex Pettyfer bulges on someone's shoulders and Tom Daley nearly as some cheeky fall out (how long we he make us wait?)

And a tiny but perfectly formed of advertising United States' gymnasts doing some posing.

Boy less Urban

American model and now actor Adam Scott Miller a clear and well lit centralist has a favourite pose with closed eyes (can't seem to stay upright). I do like Adam's country boy look (possibly not tot far from the truth) though the quiff look has it's plus points.

Neighbours' Brennan brothers Travis Burns, Matt Wilson, and Scott McGregor run around topless (in shorts that cling in the right places) for the viewing figures (an orgy might help). Whilst their competition is set next to the beach their soap has to get more inventive to get the fluff topless. Matt, whose character is a stripper (workman variant), has clearly been told to show off his armpits.

And Canadian actor Marc Bendavid does some on stage topless staring at another chap and trail displaying.

Boy Dip

Aussie Rulers, Josh Bruce and Luke Delaney in speedos, plus Patrick Cripps in tight draftee training kit with a bit of bulge then shirtless with a plastic bag on his ankle.

Reality regular and trainer Jonny Pease training, furry taking pictures of himself plus whilst on the beach, looking clever, and on the verandah when smoother. Jonny has had a whole series of roof based black and white photographs taken of promote himself.

And the cuteness of British gymnasts Nile Wilson and Brinn Bevan with their tops off, imagine away.

Boy Reach

Canadian Vincent Reindeau and his partner in dive Philippe Gagne make a nice pairing and speedo fill well (almost to James Denny levels). Philippe is more shaggy than you would expect of a diver.

Falling Skies' Drew Roy has always been the show's top off chap. Drew would be better if he ditched the mournful look (he can do happy), stops looking down all the time, and the choice of company (looks as if he's been caught doing something).

And does rugbyer Jay Heath hopes his teammate wants a drink? Jay does just a bit to close for innocence.