Boy Distinguishable
I wonder if Jack Laugher (he's the blond British diver who takes all his clothes off so you can distinguish him from the others) realises what a lot of people expect to be in that present.
Luke Hunter is a model of the American variety who specialises in hairy armed lying around on the floor, on some cloth, and on a bed. I think Luke is best standing and bulging in the company of fluff, though I'll accept sitting.
And wrestling is often at its best when the competitors walk to the ring.