Christian

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Jared Padalecki

Titular

Who needs to know their name, or what the rest of this English swimmer looks like? Thanks to Ian. Other British swimmers Darren Mew and Robin Francis and boxer Mark Moran who are up in the National Portrait Gallery.

Scott sent me this picture of Chad Pennington as he has a thing for totty in shiny shorts.

From Ian's thoughtful one comes some caps of Ian Lawless naked in that Lacoste advert which features his ass from various angles. You also possibly get to see more of Ian than intended but it might be a shadow not Ian. Ian has kindly Flickred the caps for us too.

Paul sent me this picture of how caring Polish footballers are.

Luke Ricketson plays rugby in Australia, gets shirtless often and is happy to wear red speedos. We can only hope he has a long playing career. Darren Lockyer follows suit.

Finally by request a mostly shirtless Peter Crouch.

Bold Going

When Star Trek goes gay and amateurish (cheers Clay). Though some of the acting is more wooden than Baywatch as a fan thing it isn't as bad as you would think it was going to be.

As Eng(er)land is still in the World Cup here's some footballers starting with David Beckham and Ashley Cole shirtless (fortunately the ape kept his top on), Philipp Lahm shirtless, Ivan Klasnic [his site] part shirtless, Frank Lampard and Steven Gerrard shirtless and Owen Hargreve possibly on the pull.

Lucas Black growed up.

Sam sent two bits of Stanford fluff, swimmer Randall Bal (who may have left) and gymnast David Sender.

Finally some Australian rugby players, Michael Witt and Brett Stewart shirtless, Darren Lockyer shirtless, and Ryan Girdler shirtless twice.

Gym Boys

Cheers David.

As requested the shirtless chap in the Onken advert [see it here] who pulls odd faces over and gets far too excited about yoghurt.

Footballers Michael Zewlakow shirtless, Euzebiusz Smolarek shirtless, Ruud van Nistelrooy shirtless, Wesley Sneijder shirtless and Philipp Degen solo and with Valon Behrami.

Finally Home and Away's blocky bit of occasionally naked fluff Mark Furze can't act but I'm happy for him to stand around looking like this.

When Things Fall Out

Jamie Kennedy and Stu Stone are Blowin Up which is apparently their quest to become legitimate rap stars. Though dying your hair blond and hating people might be easier they do a video with Bob Saget.

English cricketers bath together, get out slowly, and seemingly reenact the last night.

Australian rugby player Stefan Dippel trains.

Footballers, from the Czech Republic David Rozehnal, from the US Landon Donavon and John O'Brien, and Germany's Michael Ballack and Mike Hanke all shirtless.

Finally some shirtless Army totty giving it a good polish and playing with leather.

Slow Motion Running

The soap star and the surfer shirtless, a not so big David Chokachi and Danny Fuller.

British triathlete Will Clarke in his kit. Also and by request running is Kiwi...erm...runner Nick Willis shirtless and Finland's Markus Poyhonen.

Basketballer Luke Walton.

American footballer small, soft and probably furry Tribble Reese shirtless and
by request Dutch footballer Arjen Robben shirtless.

Finally reality TV star and now wrestler Mike 'the Miz' Mizanin shirtless.

Dog Days

Sunny weather and the fluff get their tops off and the news reports it. Jake Ggyllenhaal lives in a warm climate so does it all the time. As tenuous links that's one of my worse.

Kip Gamblin moves from filming in the sun of Palm Beach, Sydney which has two beaches, it being a tombolo don't you know, and the whole range of reasons to take his top off to sunny Bristol (aka Holby). Kip and his bits (that bounce up and down in his green uniform but I was capping so couldn't clip it (must be repeated though it's on the BBC)) deserve lots of rescues in swimming pools and other top off locations. Kip also oddly acts better sans top (or maybe it's the things look better in sun thing).

Fredrick Bousquet is French and swims as does Craig Stevens but he's from Australia.

AFLers (what would this blog be without their short shortedness) Matthew Spencer, Luke Brennan and Campbell Brown, Joel Bowden, and Daniel Pratt.

Finally I've had three requests for Rafael Nadal shirtless so I'm posting three more shirtless pictures of him.

Eric D

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Who'd Use Orange?

I know it's a $100 Laptop but does it have to look so cheap?

Remember to vote for this Saturday's All American Guy or it'll be Josh again.

Our friends at VidoCity after leaving the underpants modeling are off to watch 'artists' sketch a nude male model. A cynic once told me you could always tell those there for the view not the art by how bad the drawing was.

England plays in the World cup tomorrow so whilst I'm out in the sun watching the totty frolic millions will be watching TV in doors. Anyway to celebrate here are some footballers from England (or Engerland as it seems now to be called (thank God I'm Scottish)). I really don't see the attraction of Wayne Rooney but here he is showing off most of his chest. Taxi for Mr Darwin. I don't find Steven Gerrard all that attractive but shirtless, erect or nearly showing off on TV may explain why he's so popular. As I'm part German here's Christoph Metzelder shirtless and Tim Borowski equally attired.

UK and Welsh runner Tim Benjamin runs. Notice how they take pictures of runners in lycra so the groin area is covered by a raised leg? Gits (them not those who have noticed).

Igor Andreev shirtless on court and modeling which seems to be all the thing for sports stars.

Finally Razorlight's Johnny Borrell because Ken wants to do things to him.

Raindows

Though I think Jon Stewart is overrated it's fun to watch him destroy Bill Bennett:



As there is some contest going to start soon here's some footballers. Ronaldinho has his behind examined, Joe Cole shirt lifting, Frank Lampard and John Terry shirtless together, America's Carlos Bocanegra shirtless, Sweden's Olof Mellberg and Zlatan Ibrahimovic twice and finally the Swedish team look nice.

Australian rugby players Brett Stewart shirtless with and without his beard, Anthony Minichiello shirtless, Craig Wing shirtless and Brett Seymour.

Signs

Finally the Liberal Democrats do something of value and launched an online petition against homophobic bullying in schools.

Borrowed from Lost in the Attic is Michael Lutz in David DeCoteau epic Ancient Evil: Scream of the Mummy in one of those only in pants stroking your smooth muscled body shots DeCoteau has in most of his films.

And on video:









Charlie, son of Malcolm, McDowell looks a lot like Australian rules player Jarrad McVeigh. Also here's Jarred freezing with some fellow Swans...perhaps they need something warm in them...bah boom.

Finally some footballers John Terry shirtless, and New Zealander Chris James and some rugby players Gavin Duffy of Ireland and Olly Barkley.

O...men

With six hours to go on the sixth day of the sixth month of the sixth year nothing has happened. Perhaps God works PST.

I might be too picky over these things but if you claim to be the Naked Cowboy 'walking around in your tight, white underpants' just won't do.

Now this is how a music video should be, chaps in underwear in cages and on daises:



and Cloudy dances at Live 8:



As a World Cup preview, Kenneth has Francesco Coco and I have Joe 'can't keep my top on' Cole without his top on and in swimming shorts.From Sam comes Fernando Torres legs akimbo.

Not every part of French tennis player Richard Gasquet gets tired at once.

Prince Amedeo Marie Joseph Carl Pierre Philippe Paola Marcus d'Aviano of Belgium, Archduke of Austria-Este, Prince Imperial of Austria, Prince Royal of Hungary and Bohemia is rather cute.

AFLer Jason Gram wearing something truly evil.

Do you think the model comes with the Ginch Gonch pants he's in?

Oliver Coleman hairy and shirtless in the BBC adaptation of The Line of Beauty which ended on a positive gays will ruin families message.

South African rugby player Schalk van der Merwe about to be savaged.

Finally from Anon today's drunk random cute guy in what looks like Yorkshire (but will end up being Ohio).

Reasons to get naked

It's amazing how many chaps want to get their kit off on YouTube.







The Bel Ami boys overdressed:



Fred Phelps of the Westboro Baptist 'Church' has accused his royal fluffiness Prince Carl Philip of Sweden of looking 'slutty and gay'. I hope he's right.

Jonathan Kovac was in Australian soap Neighbours and modelled in only pants.

If you like AFLers here is Justin Sherman, Tim Notting, Salim Hassan, and Jordan Bannister.

Ben Foster shirtless again as an angel. Not from the X men, he looks like it naturally, English rugby player Michael Lipman.

Summer so it's athletics again and here are some early competitors Wales' Tim Benjamin, Finland's Tero Pitkamaki [his site], Norway's Andreas Thorkildsen [his site] twice and England's Robert Tobin.

Finally young blond fluff British actor Edward Speleers shirtless.

As some people moaning that they didn't get to vote before I picked the winner I'm giving you a whole week to vote (in the comments) on who you want to be next Saturday's All American Guy.

Self Promotion

Ethan has a novel way of promoting his blog.

As requested (by a good thirty people) more photos of his hairiness Ben Cohen in his pants near large erections (sorry I couldn't help myself). Here he is again but this time in shorts not pants.

Art from Kevin.

Michael Phelps stands around in damp white shorts with the sun behind him and...only a bulge (and that seems to be caused by a female).

AFLers Ben McGlynn showing the value of a better haircut (but knowing you lot you'll prefer the first one), and Simon Godwin who looks better clothed.

South African born, now acting in Australia soap Home and Away Paul O'Brien has started his career off well by getting his kit off a lot. HottiesNow has more caps of him.

Finally Jan wanted me to post this picture of American tennis player Robby Ginepri.

The winner is...Josh

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Requests

Anyone have any preferences for which All American Guy we have tomorrow?

Some Bovine Pun

Ryan Reynolds running around naked in Buying the Cow:



My caps of this can be found here and here.

Abercrombie and Fitch sell clothing with models not wearing much:



While we're on pants and muscular young men how do you get invited to underwear line launch parties? OK it's probably very look but don't touch but it beats Big Brother any day.

Some more chaps who have decided to sing a naff but catchy songs without their tops on. And it doesn't stop at just Eastern European pap. Cheers to David for a lot of these.

I get more readers than the Gay Times. Doesn't that make you want to advertise here?

From Art more from the stripping in front of the mirror show SET featuring poser Anders, poser (it's kind of required for the show he is on) Bartolomeo, his confusing shorts and a close up, and the modest Joel.

Alastair Cook plays cricket, Christoph Metzedler and Philipp Lahm play footballer and Jason Culina (r), Peter Zois (c), and Marco Bresciano (l) stand around in swimming pools in only their shorts. I think they play football (in Australia) too.

Finally Lebart in my less than humble opinion one of the cutest photobloggers around who is better hairy m'thinks. But here is something to help your compare and contrasting.

Beef

Rugby player Ben Cohen and footballer Jason Cundy (apparently he played for Chelsea) strip to launch 'Men in Pants'. They did it on TV too. Anyone else thinking about sandwiches?

Down Under they play rugby too (don't all say 'never' at the same time) which allows me to show you the buff blondness that is Michael Monaghan in and out of his kit and Wade McKinnon out of his.

A shirtless Luke Ball looks for his.

By request more shirtless pictures of Kiwi swimmer and medallion man Moss Burmester.

Finally junior Spanish football totty Mario Suarez who I think looks better with longer hair.