Boys of the Randomness

Today's random cute over dressed twins, thinks he's on Baywatch chap, and bulging on stage in tight underwear with what looks like ham on his chest chap.

Canadian actor Nolan Gerard Funk poses in various levels and colours of light in tight metallic underwear of the blue variety that seem to show things in apparently dire The Canyons. I'm wondering if Nolan's armpits get a separate credit for time on screen and out acting poor Nolan.

And British tennis player Liam Broady bulging whilst having a drink in his underwear.

Ignored Boy

Son of Princess Stéphanie of Monaco Louis Ducruet lacks the prettiness of his cousins Andrea and Pierre.

Aussie Rules players, Daniel Merrett and Brent Staker make a pose, Stuart Crameri is solid (thanks Numbat), Daniel Rich looks to be a big boy, Kyle Hardingham looks nice topless and signals to water based fluff Marcus Davies and Nick Graham.

And athletes in lycra, Kevin Borlee and his flying bulge, and Pelle Rietveld just shows off.

Boy Jumps

French decathlete Kevin Mayer is a big boy who likes to long jump without any clothes on (his behind is nice even clothed).

Glen Harden showed off his tanned faux six pack on the BBC's Dragon's Den and is now posting naked pictures of himself on the interwebs. Glen also does one of those faux anal sex acts that straight chaps so enjoy. I don't think he's in.

And Australian rules footballer Hayden Ballantyne has his top ripped off during a match, thanks Numbat.

Boy Vulcanised

Above is how Kit Harington will look in Pompeii. I'm pretty sure there is an eruption pun there.

Is Aussie Rules player Scott Pendlebury wondering why he's having sensors attached to his torso?

Lycra filling and mostly bearded French decathlete Alexandre Folacci likes to hang with his friends (sorry) when he's not giving them a ride. He'll upset someone.

And bankrupt Irish boybander Shane Filan waxed on a boat.

Tenner Boy

Ashley Bryant is a British decathlete, here seen shirtless training and in the paddling pool, does the same mid air pose in multiple places and times though things look bigger on the ground.

Charlie and Max Carver (or the other way around) do an ample job of standing around with their tops off looking identical. It has been suggested that being twins raises them in the savageable stakes but the Carvers would just be less exhausting solo.

And German decathlete Kai Kazmirek and the interesting shapes in his lycra.

Boy Less Structured

Casey Deidrick does American soaps and has a few less packs than his overly defined friend.

American runner and Putin annoyer with a passing Keelan Lutz resemblance Nick Symmonds looks good topless in shorts but much better in lycra (though the contents might bounce better in shorts).

And getting bored of already Tom Daley looking bland in his underwear.

Bearded Boy

Aussie Rules player Callan Ward looks good with his top off and manages to stay so in a beard.

American actor Max Thieriot is known for looking blond and pretty so looks good as the tattooed video chatter in the film Disconnect. The film is as heavy on the sepia (and familiar faces) as it is on the upper half of Max's flesh.

And today's random cute rather muddy threesome of chaps.

Boy and the other Guy

Chris Mears and his diving partner Nicholas Robinson-Baker (him of the subtle tattoo) doing an aerial bulge display. Noticeably the cameraman keeps Chris and his bulge in focus and in shot.

Aussie actor Daniel Fitzgerald was beefy, furry, and overacted terribly (or acted terribly) in the Beastmaster series yet was never a regular on Home and Away. I liked his long almost loving stares at Daniel Goddard on the show.

And the things you might be able to see in AFLer Dyson Heppell's damp shorts.

Hard Night's Boy

Another celebrity has a camera phone, the furry beasty that is British actor Matt di Angelo.

Daniel Feuerriegel is the latest Spartacus cast member to be on naked (but only seeing anything interesting from behind) duty. I don't no rebel slaves during the Servile Wars got waxed and oiled before battle. See you learn something every day.

And does anyone actually notice what this chap is selling?

Boy Gazes

McFly's Harry Judd showing the benefits of certain types of profile shots.

Australian actor Bernard Curry is more solid, and less naked on US television than he is on screen at home (Bernard's Packed to the Rafters nudity is downloadable here). I'm mildly surprised that he is allowed to keep his chest fur.

And Jake Melksham frolics in his speedos with Tom Bellchambers (who innocently has his hands in his shorts).

Boys with no Sleeves

Persistent armpit displaying (the kit is designed for it) Aussie Rules player Cale Hooker is dopey looking which I think adds to his charm which looks to have excited Lance Franklin (middle).

The young naked man (French Canadian Niels Schneider in this case) pours water over himself and then bends over presumably to get the soap, only to find the figure behind him is female. Poor chap.

And ALFer Tayte Pears smiles as Jake Melksham looks to be suffering from tightness in the wrong area, or something like that.

Boy of any Period

Subtly defined Kellan Lutz, Alan Ritchson but in slightly less drossy stuff, being beefy with swords (and an MP3 player) as Hercules in a Roman setting, wearing Roman dress, not to mention the motorcycle.

Rob Kazinsky is the latest bit of non American fluff to grace True Blood and he's quick to join the wear little and show off your behind requirements of every male cast member. Rob also gets to do all his facial expressions from confused, to confused, through unconvincingly excited.

And American actor Jeremy Sumpter shirtless and furry in a baseball hat.

Boy who Bounce

The athletic bulges of the Netherlands, Sander Pupella, Ingmar Vos, and Thijmen Kupers.

Furry Australian actor and occasional vague looking model Richard Brancatisano stars in the Reef Doctors which has him scowling on the beach and 1970s level open shirts.

And today's random cute look I can grow a moustache chap.

Boy and the Mud

Suits' Patrick J Adams has been restyled for the second series but still has his chest fur triangle (more raggedy) that he had in the first series. I do enjoy the one sided will they won't they thing between Louis and Mike.

Modest bits of bread (well one can hope) the Carver twins, Charlie and Max, have one specific pose that they do in the bedroom and bathroom. I can kind of see the lupine thing people see in their faces possibly a product of characterised determinism.

And for those looking for older totty here's Billy Boyd with his top off.

Boy and their Shorts

Aussie Rules players, Kurt Tippett looking all sullen and clingy standing in the sea shirtless, Kieren Jack on display, and unfortunately Kristian Jaksch wears well made shorts.

Canadian actor Luke Camilleri first came to my attention playing a furry and made up magician on Supernatural. I think Luke's role as chap trying to be persuaded not to barbecue in the nude on his balcony in Fairly Legal was most revealing is possibly very painful. You can see why Luke gets to play a Greek god in Percy Jackson.

And Emile Hirsch, a bit chubby, tragic beard, but still very humpable.

If you can get it Boy

Keahu Kahuanui gets to class having his chest kissed by one of the Carver twins (Charlie) as work on Teen Wolf.

British cyclist Jason Kenny wafts (even out of focus) from adorkable to spaced out via furball with silly hair. Jason does manage to look savagable even when he's tired and injured.

And AFLer Josh Kennedy strikes a pose and points to the right at the same time.

Boy Bizarre

Max Whitlock is too cute a gymnast to make this look anything other than very silly.

American actor Drew Roy has gone from pretty nudity (moving) in rubbish (often the two are linked) to being strapped down (not that well) whilst furry in Falling Skies. Sadly there is no anal probing for young Drew.

And Bernard Curry gets humped, well the character his hairness plays is.

Eyebrow Boy

Garrett Clayton is an American actor who didn't look at all bulging whilst camp in the (as good as it sounds) film Teen Beach Movie. Poor Garrett keeps getting photographed as he is out jogging shirtless.

Position assuming fluffy chested Greek-American wrestler Elia Markopoulos likes to surrender all the time and either gets hot easily (most likely) or likes to oil himself up. Once can always imagine being involved in the later. Credits as per taggage.

And if you bypass the painted bit here's Aussie Rules player Zac O'Brien in his underwear, thanks Numbat.

Up to the Nipples Boys

A couple of half submerged Aussie Rules players, Shane Mumford and Gary Rohan.

The Almighty Johnsons' Emmett Skilton is cheekily wearing (totally the wrong word) a lot less in the second season (though he was similarly naked in the first one) and when he's in clothes it is hardly any. I do like the addition of the geeky room-mate and his sneaky peeks. More Emmett flesh can be found here and here.

And today's random cute and rather shocked chap.

Bouncy Boy

Above is a mildly hypnotic study on the effects of inertia on the contents of Tom Daley's speedos. Dutch athlete Douwe Amels' is more static.

I had assumed that Teen Wolf's Charlie and Max Carver were just there for visual cute chaps wallpaper (who are regularly topless) but making the more normal of the pair gay and wanting to do things with Keahu Kahuanui's character is a nice touch.

And today's random cute not sure I should have chosen to do it with my blond mate chap.