Things That Go Bounce In Your Pants

Hey I'll dance in my underwear...nobody will see it [cheers to David]



British politics is suddenly becoming interesting.

Thanks to PD here's Ben Foster gets shirtless (he's got very small nipples hasn't he?) and then into leather on the new X men movie. Why dynamic do you think that's aimed at?

Footballers will soon be all over our screens and those of us that think kicking a ball around is a tad pointless suddenly find time to watch all those DVD boxsets we bought in the sales but never got round to watching. Here's some of the players. John Terry of England needs to exercise more but this type of exercise is usually done minus clothing. Blond fluff Jonas 'the 1970's porn star look is in' Troest of Denmark is shirtless as is Germany's Florin Fromlowitz (who may or may not be from Lowitz). Harry thought it would be Kewell to have a picture of Harry Kewell (even I wouldn't pun that badly).

Rugby boys might not be great minds, might have slightly crossed eyes and gaping mouths, they might pose, but they can also be cute and wear kit that is very tight on them.

Finally from Belgium comes pole vaulter Kevin Rans and his pole.

Twin Pecs

Guess who is one of the Tory applicants for the new South Northamptonshire constituency? His metrosexualness Adam 'can't act but that's not why they employed me' Rickitt. And see other people use the word totty not just me.

Onto the fluff...

Though I'm not watching it (people always cap the good stuff so why bother?) Big Brother 7 (or Really Really Tired Format 7) it does seem to have some plus points. Australia still has [nudity warning] more nudity [/nudity warning] though (borrowed from here where there's a lot more).

Adding to the picture above Chris sent me the 'unfeasibly large breasts' of US gymnast Todd Thornton.

A quick check to see if nobody is looking, a stroke and then the hand moves down. The things English rugby players do on Sky Sports.

Australian rugby boys just stand around shirtlessly like Clinton Shifcohske or show off like Glen Morrison.

Aussie Rules player may feature a lot here but they enjoy contact, when they fight they rip off each others tops and their tops are so short when they lift their hand up you get to see their treasure trail (or forest).

Finally British motorcycle totty James Toseland forgets his kit...well you'll just have to ride in your pants young man.

Shocking

Well you will never have guessed but America Online is the number one of The 25 Worst Tech Products of All Time.

Why has Fabian Gerber [his site] has shaved a cross in his chest hair or Fernando Torres needs a crowd to watch him take his shirt off?

Some Aussie Rules players like Dane Swan, Steven Dodd, Shannon Byrnes, Mark Nicoski, Stephen Milne, Ed Lower, Paul Koulouriotis, Matthew Robbins, Adam Cooney twice, and the Collingwood cancan.

Junior German footballer Rouwen Hennings in his kit.

Finally from the Triangle miniseries (no not the pants UK soap) John Sloan who really needs to act minus his shirt.

Classical Totty

It's educational.

Footballers, some of who could be Scottish, who play football in Scotland decided to do one of those kit off calendars which seem to be so popular nowadays. I add the convolution because players like Billy Jones, Peter Lovenkrands, and Mario Pacitti are probably not Scottish (but I can't be bothered to check). Chris Millar is probably Scottish, as is Barry John Carr. Laurie Ellis is in the shower. Simon Lappin is well forested, while Alan Gow is mountainous. Steven Nicholas needs to take his top off. Lee Handy hopefully is.

Though I've heard that the latest Xmen movie isn't that good Iain kindly sent me a possible reason to see it Ben Foster minus his top.

Damon pushed me towards Dutch footballer Daniel de Ridder which forced me to go looking for shirtless pictures of him and this possibly naked one.

While in Australia they are getting naked and blokes are kissing each other we have thin Welshmen with bad haircuts and the modest boys. Nobody seems to have realised that Big Brother is so past its use by date it's yoghurt.

To end David kindly sent me AFLer Nathan Buckley on a roll.

Neil

Justin

Ryan

With thanks to:

What's in a name

David Beckham, Oliver Kahn and Michael Ballack have had vibrators named after them. Do you think they had to cut a ribbon or give a speech?

Oh f*ck.

There sees to be an intermittent fault on ImageShack server 210 [http://img210.imageshack.us/] so you may need to refresh a few times to see the picture. Do try and look interested.

Just what is this supposed to train Brazilian footballers to do?

I'm impressed by the quality of the English rugby team. Looking Stuart Abbot, Alex Brown, Scott Bemand, Louis Deacon, Jamie Noon, Olly Barkley, James Hudson, Lewis Moody, Matthew Tait, and Michael Lipman I see loads of talent though I have no idea how good they are a rugby but those baths they have afterwards must be fun.

Finally David kindly sent me some stills from Howard Roffman Meets the Boys of Bel Ami. Now I have no idea what these two naked chaps about to kiss, two naked on bed chaps, and squatting naked bloke have to do with a Maupassant.

Farming Today

Via Ginch Gonch for all your underpantic needs.

Shirtlifter (awaits Emails) and German footballer Marcell Jansen seemingly can practice football and other things at the same time (or is that just my perverted mind).

Australian rugby player Billy Slater shock horror training in only his shorts. I'm not complaining but once in the while he could try speedo, or nothing.

The Socceroos are the Australian football team (not Typhoos new football tea) and visually feature such talents as Brett Merton, Vince Grella, Lucas Neill, Andrew Carrazzo, Jason Cullina, Luke 'scary stare' Wiltshire, Mark Milligan and Michael Beauchamp.

Back to Europe and John Terry (well I like him) running around shirtlessly and Norway's Per Ciljan Skjelbred shirtless too.

Finally by request French triathlete Laurent Vidal showing the uses of lycra.

What a long post...bah boom

It looks like those lovable tykes the deletion imps have been having their fun and got Justin Hartley's Aquaman promo thingy removed from YouTube. Now you would think that all those associated with the show would want to generate publicity that might get the show back on but no. Well here are the two offending trailer promo thingies, one and two, which I share because I think seeing Justin wearing very little is a good thing. There's some cappage of them here. You can download videos from YouTube using this site.

After promoting something that died here's something that hasn't, Justin Lo's Conrad Boys:



It looks good and no he's not paying me but can if he really wants to.

To continue with the moving pictures Michael has found a reason to support the troops.

It seems people (well if you can call journalists people (meooowww)) have been playing with Google Trends and found out 'Even though homosexuality is punishable by death in Saudi Arabia, the kingdom ranks No. 2 for searches for "gay sex," behind the Philippines'. Now what that shows (apart from confirming my low opinions of Saudi Arabia) is how the web has become a way the oppressed can explore who they are. As for here most searches for this blog come from Adelaide in Australia (though that's only where their ISP is based).

Now the pictures...

American swimmer Michael Phelps looks like British actor Ralf Little and it doesn't matter how many people tell me I'm wrong that's a fact. Michael also looks good in only a pair of speedos though that strange beardlike thing has to go.

Lowie is a VJ and presenter from Sydney who looks a lot better in person (or these are just pants pictures).

This is Jay Cutler and he plays American Football, this is Paul Davis and he plays basketball, and this is Louis Deacon and he plays rugby.

Finnish athlete Markus Poyhonen may be related to Louis Deacon.

Finally some random cuteness, be it blond, in the shower, or naked on the beach.

Cold/Wet/Summer

Imagine having to sell Global Warming and a drought in the weather we're having at present. It's warmer in Vladivostok.

Two gay Mounties are getting married, and puns almost write themselves (cheers Ian) whilst the Harvard swimmers bulge, a reason to watch Poseidon (if he gets his kit off), the mystery of the missing body, and Australian Big Brotherers are getting (staying) naked again (HINT George and Glyn).

Gael Garcia Bernal playing Elvis (not that one) in The King standing around shirtless.

Kevin Walter plays America football in Texas and so do this mixed bunch Missouri University players who go from mmmm to no please no.

Robby Ginepri tennis playing hairball and T shirt lifter has chest hair you could use as a ruler.

Some requests, American football player/wannabe Pat Devlin in all his geeky best and American gymnast Todd Thornton's armpit and armpits (attached to his smooth young body that needs a good hard...exercising). Not requested but I thought I'd add it in a shirtless fellow American gymnast Graham Ackerman.

Finally today's random cute guy borrowed from this blog.

Bubbles

I'm adding HottiesNow.com to my links and if you like soap stars from America, Australia and New Zealand there's load there.

Formerly of Russian boyband Smash with a ! Sergey Lazarev [his site] has gone solo (a fact I bet makes you shout 'joy' loudly) and thus lies on a car shirtlessly and gets tied up naked.

Chavs wear speedos too apparently.

Young rugby boys, the Brit Ryan Lamb playing and Kiwi Mark Holloway training.

The police in Home and Away's Summer Bay are cute and one looks 16.

Jim wants you to see this picture of American actor Jake McDorman shirtless. Isn't that nice of him?

Finally AFLers Michael Braun, Marc Murphy, celebrating, and Adam McPhee pulling down Andrew Emble's shorts.

Water Boy

Sadly Justin Hartley's version of Aquaman hasn't got past the pilot, but at least there's a lot of flesh in it.

Here's the trailer (with a big cheers to Justin for finding it):



The New York Times tries to raise it's circulation by reporting on swimwear allowing them to print crotch shots in various types and colours of swim shorts and the attached totty. Also you get bits of fluff lying around, showering and jumping slowly.

Some of the AFL kangaroos in the sea, Brent Hartigan celebrating, Jeff White with an extra tire, with something silly on his head and in black speedos, Dean Polo, Tim Clarke, and Campbell Brown a'flying.

Finally some rugby beef Michael Roberts playing, blond beef Graeme Morrison, and Australia's Wade McKinnon shirtless and bare assed.

Sing, Sing

The boyband kit off video that usually starts off their career (and often ends it in a desperate 'look at us and buy our single' way) deserves a few lines in the big book of pop (or possibly pap) culture. A few of my favourites (sound off) are Phixx's Hold on Me and Love Revolution, V's Blood, Sweat, and the chap in the Pure Buddhist T shirt is now shagging Mark from Westlife, Smash!'s (who also do lots of flesh solo videos) Freeway and Should Have Loved You More, and Topside (which yes is a parody). This video by US5 is not a parody just chock full of cliched naffness.

German footballer Michael Ballack legs open solves a request but what is harder to solve is what these German footballers are doing.

Also German but play tennis are Alexander Waske [his site] who models and Tommy Haas who though he's suggestive shirtless may need a gym. You never know what is enough unless you know what is more than enough so here's James Blake holding up his shirt using his teeth something that Jose Acasuso [shirtless pictures here] does too.

This is from Carl and is Stanford gym coach JD Reive.

And finally from someone who is too shy to want a credit is speed skater Jan Hessel Boermans naked.

Sin Songs

From one show of naffness to another here's some Eurovision totty.

The show hosted bySakis Rouvas features Monaco's dancers, Romania's Michael Ro aka Mihai Traistariu [video/video], Anzej Dezan [his site] from Slovenia, and from Malta there is Fabrizio Faniello who has no trouble taking his top off [video].

Russia's Dima Bilan [video] may have the hair of Dwayne from Basura Blanca, Nevada but he never seems to wear a shirt even if he gets cold and occasionally gets naked.

Big Egos

There's...

Mikey the misogynist model, Richard the annoying and gay, George the repressed rich prat, not from Rome Sezer, and Glyn who starts off shirtless and went on so.

The totty quotient is better than last year.

Sound of Music

The 50 Worst Artists in Music History does not include him, him or them. It also doesn't include my very short attempts at playing the cello.

Today talentless, sexually ambiguous nobodies get on TV for a few weeks, and the contestants will be bad too. They better have some real totty this time and not a chipmunk.

Wisconsin college beef in the pool [more here] disturbs some people. Why?

A different type of football and American players Chris 'yes the hair is real' Albright shirtless and Carlos Bocanegra shirtless.

Rugby players, beef running around in shorts, and always that nagging feeling they're not that bright. Here's England's
Mike Brown, and Jamie Leonard. New Zealand's Nick Evans shirtless alone from varying angles and with Conrad Smith, Jeremy Paul, Justin Marshall also shirtless twice and from behind, and Clyde Rathbone. Australia only has Stephen Hoiles and Peter Hewat.

Finally ITV Play's bit of presenting fluff, Tim Dixon.

Socking

What a difference a sock makes:



While elsewhere they may have him in all his hairy shirtlessness publicising his charity work I have Ben Cohen and his mysterious bulges.

British actor Philip Olivier shirtless.

This is Jason Roberts. I have no idea who he is or why he's pulling a rickshaw. Jim sent me the picture and must assume I'm a good guesser. This is Jason Roberts. I know he's a surfer from Australia.

Teen German footballer Patrick Reinsch.

Prison Break's Tweener (?) played by Lance Garrison about to meet his ironic fate for trying to grass up (see I've got the lingo) and not for only really having one expression in his acting repertoire.

Aras Baskauskas won the latest (I think) Survivor and must now be able to get better shirtless haircuts.

Finally Joel kindly sent me this picture of AFLers Brendan Fevola and Lance Whitnall...umm bonding.

Type Cast

Quote of the day: 'Jake Gyllenhaal doing homoerotic subtext as, it appears, only he can'.

Jay Quinn, not Texan musician but the increasingly hairy Australian surfer.

I'm not sure why but I agree with Frank that Australian rugby player Darren Lockyer looks no less youknowwhatable now he's losing his hair.

As Sam points out visually the Australian Big Brotherers not only prance around large and naked in the showers but they move. I'm sure Sam wants me to credit Oh la la rainy Paris for some of those...umm Mike by Jason.

Footballers Luca Toni in all his shirtless hairiness, Andrea Barzagli shirtless as is Alberto Gilardino.

Finally Home and Away's Chris Hemsworth.

10 years of nudity

RJ has more.

Fun with foreign names

Who would have thought you would find a cute Kaka.

Former boybander and Chippendale (or so his club claim) but now rugby player Thom Evans shirtless. Thom plays with John Beattie, who is not related to blond fluff rugby player Andy Beattie.

French swimmers Hugues Dubosq bulging away, and Nicolas Rostoucher shirtless.

German male version of Paris Hilton Sebastian Kamps who sadly seems very straight or perhaps he just collects bimbos.

AFLers Lynden Dunn celebrating as is Matthew Bate, Tom Harley showing off, Jesse Sinclair about to get savaged, Domenic Cassisi admires his talent, Kane Tenace plays and Chris Oliver and Aaron Edwards touch hands.

Finally German footballer Christopher Schorch playing.

I Cream again?

Adam Rickitt, Tory A list candidate sings (naked):



and his fans do too:



And this advert is just plain wrong:



Art has a blog, Kenneth likes Chris Austad and Wannabeleader thinks that sending me shirtless pictures of himself will get me to link to his blog.

American footballers (Americans who play football not rugby in armour) Brian McBride and Bobby Convey shirtless and using the wrong type of ball.

Now this type of ballboy I like though boy is hardly descriptive.

By request American actor and former boybander Josh Keaton [his site] as near as I can find shirtless. How can you have been in a failed boyband and not have got your top off Josh? Isn't that illegal?

From Australian Big Egos sorry Brother 6 [nudity warning] Jamie , John, Dino, and David all naked[/nudity warning]. Their profiles are here if you are interested.

By request Kiwi actor Daniel Meade.

On the Aussie Rules field there is Heath Black and his quiff (thanks to Mark for the very detailed description of what he wanted to do to and have done to him by Heath Black but wouldn't it be better to send it to Heath not me?, Graham Polak doesn't swallow, Andrew McQualter does something, and so does Daniel Jackson.

Finally from Adam, random cute guy called Adam [his site].