Chest Boy

Joe thought we needed to examine footballer John Terry's chest in detail.

Who has the cutest relay team, the Australians, or the British? I'm voting Australian. Solo runners Nick 'Bill wants me' Symmonds, and Jeffrey Riseley if you like them a bit d'oh, But enough runners, here are the spear throwing Breaux Greer, Jarrod Bannister, Pablo Pietrobelli, and Eric 'Bill wants me too the greedy bugger' Brown, the jumping Arthur Abele, Steven Hooker, and the forever jumping Robert Jacob Arnold, and the putter Josef Karas.

Is it me or has the quality threshold in Australian swimmers gone down recently? But there may be some hope.

Finally as requested former Neighbours actor Blair McDonough in his underwear.

Couple of Boys

Sam wanted to see former Home and Away actors Mitch Firth and Chris Egan get close while shirtless.

Two blond jumpers called Chris, the German Christian Reif, and Chris Tomlinson with the red headed Greg Rutherford. Australian Chris Noffke has the wrong hair colour to be included but jumps. And before I get too silly here for those who like beef over chicken is Germany's Robert Harting.

Billy Slater gets his shorts caught on something while Craig Wing is probably not doing what it looks like he's doing, while Ben Ross might have an active finger or two. Oh and here's Ryan Girdler shirtless too.

And to end today's random cute blond swimmer.

Not So Naked Boys

Australian rugby players Daniel Conn and Dene Halatau are Naked For A Cause, but probably inside the calender. I prefer Daniel minus the grease (or paint or whatever that is) and minus his shorts but we don't always get what we want.

As near as I could find former Home and Away actor Ben Steel to being shirtless.

Some more athletes, Brit Andrew Steele closer in, Germany's Eike Onnen, Switzerland's Marc Schneeberger and Marco Cribari, South Africa's Christian 'odd shoes' Krone, and Finland's Visa 'lunch pack' Hongisto.

And finally a montage of Shawn Roberts' behind and him shirtless with Chad Allen.

Dominion Boys

Blond fluff Canadian actor Steve Byers starred in the soap Falcon Beach which even though he showed a lot of flesh and got shirtless but the show still got cancelled. Perhaps if he went as far as fellow Canadian Shawn Roberts is willing to go he might have saved the show.

As requested Australian rugby player Daniel Conn wearing nothing at all.

Kim sent me these pictures of Australian actor Ben Nicholas with some suggested captions so here is 'take me' and 'insert here'.

English cricketer Stuart Board really needs to get his top off.

What part of the game of rugby would need Australian players Mark Gerrard, and Drew Mitchell requires on the ground with raised behinds? The showers afterwards perhaps. I'm sure there are easier ways to pull down Matt Giteau's shorts. And why is it always the not so visual players like Mark Chisholm who take their tops off?

Finally the photographers at the world athletics seemed to want to capture Canadian hurdler Adam Kunkel's bulge from various angles.

Running Boys

As the world athletics championships are on in Japan here are some athletes, Australia's Joshua Ross, Kiwi Gareth Hyett, Sweden's Henrik Skoog, and Norway's Anton Andersson shirtless with friends.

His boiness goes to Copenhagen to study the wildlife.

American gymnasts, Cole Storer, Philip Onorato, Justin Spring shirtless and wrapped up, Blaine 'must train shirtless' Wilson, and Todd Thornton's behind.

And to end AFLer Ben Cousins shirtless in the ocean.

Machine Boys

Dolce & Gabbana have gone for an industrial theme by getting their fluff to stand around wearing little surrounded by bits of plastic made to look like metal.

As requested Corey Sevier in all his shirtless big breasted glory [more here], and a couple of collages Josh Randall with his top off which are David's.

now for some swimmers, a foursome of Australian swimmers though I'll start on the outside and not work my way in, Canada's Andrew Hurd and his hopefully obscured bulge, Australians Sean Piper, and Travis Nederpelt, and somebody called Ian Thorpe doing what I believe is called a deck change.

Peter

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Third Boy

Here's the dark haired hairiness of Dominic and his pelt.

Frank Lampard, useless footballer but doesn't look bad with his top off.

Via David Reymundo Santiago gets tied up on stage for Dickens which you can see part of here. On a similar theme a shirtless Eric Johnson (from Fred) though went too far on the braces and I'm not overly impressed about his dentists office.

Finally dancer Jason Piper [his site] in Swan Lake. I do love culture.

Iberian Boy

From David is Spanish singer, presenter, and actor Àlex Casademunt overly protected.

For Craig here are some shirtless pictures of Australian travel presenter former VJ, and Cleo model, Jason Dundas who looks good in shorts but should avoid speedos as he doesn't fill them that well.

John sent me a picture of an unknown Australian rugby players ass, which vaguely matches some fall out on the pitch.

I'm not sure if the rough look suits Jesse Metcalfe, but if it means he'll take his top off...

If you are protesting with placards saying 'I'd rather go naked...' it is a little disappointing that you're not. But then again if those who do are rather cute it makes up for the shy ones (or the cute naked ones hiding in the crowd). I love that the security guy has 'security' written in felt tip pen over his chest, how the naked ones are trying not to look at nearby girls (for some reason) and how smooth these anti fur protesters are.

Footballers Andreas Beck and Rouwen Hennings are German and blond, no link there.

Finally from Fred comes Norwegian model Martin Andersen topless.

Does a lot for Charity

This blog is helping Duong Yean from Cambodia to expand her grocery business through a bit of microfinancing.

So you can look at the totty and know you're helping someone too.

Australian Boys

Simon Baker, actor, surfer, and women's dressing gown wearer, spent at least half of his appearences in the first episode of Smith without his top on yet it was still crap. Anything that stereotypes an Australian as a surfer (at least ten of them aren't) and a womaniser might give good visuals but that's all.
Finally Scott (a third one) kindly sent me these shirtless pictures of mildly hairy Australian soap actor Mark Furze proving why sofas get all the luck.

Psycho Boy

The second (and final) load of caps from David DeCoteau epic Beastly Boyz and Sebastian Gacki is still doing bad things to boys in their underwear. Well almost, this chap fails to take his top off and gets despatched quickly.

Then along comes a curly haired bloke who starts off fully clothed(ish) but psycho boy knocks him over the head with a log. It's not the end for the curly one because he gets tied to the beam of a long cabin (hard to do to an unconcious person but lets not dwell on the legion of plot flaws) and striped to his underwear. He's not the only one in his pants, so is psycho boy. We have two chaps, in their underwear, both in gags, one tied up, and the psycho boy pulls it out (ok pulls out his knife) and starts running it over curly haired boy's body and then further down, where it lingers and lingers. After playing with the curly one (and his nice ass) for about ten minutes finally psycho boy goes you know what.

The next victim keeps his top on so is hardly on screen.

The next (and last) victim is exercising with (shock horror) his top off (and an odd bulge in his shorts) and that produces the need for long lingering shots of his torso. He too gets stabbed (eventually).

The message of the film? If you're in the woods having your top off increases your life expectancy.

Cut Out Boy

I'm using a capricious WiFi system for the next week that cuts out faster than a Third World power supply so posts will come at odd times (said the nubile young man to the bishop).

Anyways onto to the fluff, as he was so popular here's another shirtless picture of model Joe Griffith.

Are those UK athlete Chris Tomlinson's pants or the lining of his shorts?

I know that US actor Justin Hartley is hairy, then why are these the most hairy pictures I can find of him? Well if you look really carefully you can just about make some hair out (or that could just be a distortion).

The Port Adeliade AFL boys have a swim, bless.

Some American gymnasts, Paul Hamm might have a career elsewhere if gymnastics doesn't work, as might his brother Morgan and their shaving teammate Alexander (aka Sasha) Artemev.

English cricketer Stuart Broad has a nice behind, discuss. Anyone who says 'I've seen better' needs to be more inventive.

And finally today's random cute chap found on Getty Images.

Psycho Boy

Today's post features a lot of screencaps from David DeCoteau epic Beastly Boyz in which Sebastian Gacki plays a vengeful brother out to get revenge on the muscular young men who did naughty things to his sister.

Psycho boy needs to get fit for his nemesis impression so he first does pull ups in only a pair of white pants which for some reason needed to be filmed for about a minute in slow motion. Then on went some red shorts, which for a reason that I'm sure was vital to the plot, meant lots of shots of Sebastian's chest and groin. Then psycho boy is back doing pull ups in his underwear but with the camera closer in. In case we missed it a minute earlier a tired psych boy is back in his red shorts but this time...no wait for it...his left leg's up not his right one and he's showing off his armpits. At least Sebastian seems to be enjoying himself.

Having had enough exercise psycho boy needs to lie down and run a kitchen knife over his sweaty body down to his groin. I'm not sure what knife over sweaty flesh is supposed to symbolise if anything.

You get twelve minutes of Sebastian in pants or shorts.

After meditating psycho boy goes to find his first victim. While this chap is having a shower and we watch the long lingering shots of his body and face he is joined by psycho boy. Sebastian comes up behind the muscular chap and just when you being to think things are going to get good Seb spoils it all by going all stabby.

More to come.

Justin Z

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Seaweed Boy

I'm not sure why but I often get requests for naked pictures of Australian actor (and soon to be lawyer (well it beats waiter (just))) Ben Unwin, and occasionally for soap actors in leather trousers. Synchronicity abounds.

Models are odd beasts, some think they should only have one name like Janez, some are better known for their body than their face like Wil Denton, some like Michael Rothkopf (ironically Michael Redhead) superglue their hand to their heads, some need tans as Joe Griffith shows, others such as Wes Cotton used to play rugby, you even get those like Andy Ashton who have bodies too big for their heads, but Matthew Taylor who they draw on still look cute.

Finally Tom sent me this picture of Keith and Derek Brewer who are sadly not at the bottom of my garden.

Cheek Boy

AFLer Jamie Charman shirtless and showing a firm talent.

Boyband requestitude the various bits of the failed Phixx who quickly got to the tops off stage then oblivion, which included Mickey, Nik and Chris, and yes I do have another picture of Take Thater Jason Orange in PVC.

American actor Reiley McClendon who got very close and pouty with Jonathon Togo on CSI Miami. Poor Jonathon must have enjoyed it that his sixteen year old costars was taller than he is.

English rugby beef Josh Lewsey, and Olly Barkley, and French rugby boeuf Aurelien Rougerie.

American gymnasts, a possible Hamm sandwich with Paul and Morgan, or on its own with Paul. Sasha Artemev shirtless coy with some other bits of shirtless gym fluff, which occasionally gets played with.

Balkan Boy

Novak Djokovic, Serbian tennis player, Grease want to be, 'singer', and man of varying hair lengths.

Edward sent me this only in underwear model (or model in underwear) Dennis van den Eijk.

German athletes, runners Thomas Blaschek shirtless and in short shorts, Bastian Swillims, Ingo Schultz, spear thrower Stephan Steding, and discus thrower Robert Harting.

To continue the cute bit actor from yesterday here's a picture of American actor Matt Long shirtless.

And in the end a picture of English rugby player Ben Cohen shirtless and hairy is a good way to relaunch his site, whilst Australian Steve Turner goes a bit smoother.