Boy on a Rope

Australian rugby fluff (of the beefy variety) Drew Mitchell thinks he's Tarzan, if the Lord of the Jungle had had a few beers. More of Drew can be found here.

The BBC reports zookeepers get their kit off, well nothing else has happened in the news recently. Thanks Markus.

Canadian international rugby union player and now AFLer Mike Pyke, nice body, face ummm nice body. Now to be totally inconsistent, if these pictures are anything to go from Zac Efron needs to eat more and exercise less (and get better shades). But as a great mind once said, I'd still shag him.

And Fred, Kiwi Fred that is, wants to share an actor from his homeland James Davies, who I think would look better without the training beard.

Boy that's Blond

Blond British actor Chris Geere 'played gay' on the BBC's Waterloo Road, and got shirtless with a group of other people in Blood and Chocolate.

German football playing twins Sven and Lars Bender who for some reason look very similar to each other.

The Sydney Swans AFL team go for a run and some take their tops off to do so (I must find out who the dyed blond with silly beardy thing is). Swan Jarrad McVeigh used to be attractive (well I thought so), now not so much.

I think Australian diver Matthew Mitchum looks better with his natural hair colour, but as long as he's wearing only speedos I'm not that bothered.

And American model Bryan David Thomas in the nude and with not very subtle logo position.

Thanksgiving Boys

Happy Thanksgiving people, may it be happy, safe, and force Jonathon Togo to take his top off (not that I'm getting obsessed).

Models, Alan Ritchson makes suggestions, Benjamin Godfre needs to smile, and Bryan David Thomas shows off his armpits in the shower, against a red wall, and in the locker room.

As requested American model now actor Travis van Winkle showing some flesh on and off (nice trail) Meet the Spartans.

Alfie Allen got naked for his first night in Equus (as did Daniel Radcliffe)and showed of his penis, thanks Markus.

Dutch judo player (do you play judo?) Jason Gawke with his top off, more of which you can find here.

And a group of bulging, shirtless German athletes lift up Pascal Behrenbruch.

Hopefully Moving Boy

Now will Cristiano Ronaldo move or just stand there threatening to take his top off?

Dutch waterpoloer Fabian Wanroony in his speedos, because I like nicely defined blonds wearing very little.

The Neighbours production team pay people to oil up Dean Geyer's sadly shaven chest while I would happily do that for free. Two questions arise from these caps, is Dean wearing eyeliner, and what is the chap behind Dean pretending he's not looking at?

As requested Billy Slater's behind, though I prefer his frontage.

And the lycra filling German decathlete Pascal Behrenbruch can get into this position at will.

Fighting Boy

Above is Jeffery Donavon and his shirtlessness on this week's episode of Burn Notice. The clip can be downloaded here and here.

Athletic bulges, Swede Stefan Holm gets excited, Cheyne Rahme from South Africa, Russia's Konstantin Shabanov and gravity, Germany's Pascal Behrenbruch from the front and in profile, from the Netherland's Pelle Rietveld front and profile, plus lefty Bohdan Bondarenko from the Ukraine.

Geeky, hairy, in tight shorts, and Welsh, Zachary Levi (Pugh).

And American gymnasts Paul Hamm with his shirt off (and Sacha Artemev in the background) and blog favourite Raj Bhavsar shirtless with Sacha.

Boys do Gym

Gymnasts, American Alexander Artemev shirtless, Romania's Marian Dragulescu and Flavius Koczi shirtless, plus the flexible and ready for use Brit Louis Smith showing off his armpits.

Models, the pretty but beefy Kevin from the Netherlands (more of Kevin here), the taciturn Frenchman Cedric L who looks a lot better when he smiles, and shouldn't shave so much (more of him here) and from Britain (pretend Spartan) Joe Griffith and his erect nipples.

And, from left to right, Hollyoaks boys, Ricky Whittle, Jamie Lomas, Ashley Taylor Dawson, and Chris Fountain shirtless but possibly distorted.

Boy in Yellow

Lycra straining oft disinterested Swedish decathlete Bjorn Barrefors really leaves little to the imagination even when shirtless. I thought you were only allowed one pole in the pole vault. Borrowings from here.

I'm not that impressed by the naked totty PlayGirl have been sending me (a different market perhaps), but here's Artemis, Cheyne (umm yes), Dre, Michael, Joe, Sergio, and Anthony so you can judge for yourselves. I think they were better in the past as Blackdouge's compendium shows.

Gregory Capra [his site] and his tiny nipples are very interested in his crotch while in the sauna.

And today's random cute naked but covering things up with his hands chap.

Mole Boy

If you like your models beefy, looking a tad vacant, with oddly wide at the shoulders, and has done the legally required armpits on display pose then Australian Nathan Beves may be your man. Nathan was a contestant on the Aussie version of The Mole, and used to be a stevedore.

Some other models Stefan Bostock, Laurie Belgrave, Adam Maskell twice, Leo Maclehose, plus the solid Harry Philpott and his cuter but skinnier brother Tom.

And on One Tree Hill I have always preferred James Lafferty over Chaddles.

Explained Boy

I'm asked what I see in British diver Leon Taylor, well he has nice body, is cute, and has a reasonable go at filling his speedos. Now anyone want to try and explain Mitch Hewer? OK he's naked when you follow that link but...

Is it just how German actor Martin Brettschneider's jeans fold or something more interesting? Thanks Klaus.

American actor Matt Long is cute in a goofy way and keeps his top off in promotional stuff for the film Sydney White (which is not about Australian drug dealers or their 1950s immigration policy).

Here are the Men of PlayGirl posing in ripped shorts, for some reason. More men of PlayGirl coming soon and there will be nudity.

The Jonas brothers, Kevin, Joe, and the one that's underage, go to the beach then notice they are getting photographed, and get some cute chap to return the favour.

And if Corbin Fisher made bike racks, thanks Markus.

Period Boy

Canadian actor David Alpay shirtless in the wonderfully historically inaccurate The Tudors.

In my not so humble opinion Shaun Hampson is the cutest person fisting balls and wearing short shorts at the moment (well it's how you play Aussie Rules). And it's the season for AFLers to get their tops off again.

As requested really keen 'survival' show presenter Bear Grylls naked, and American actor Cody Linley (and his lovely legs).

Australian rugby player Darren Lockyer with some other players, with some contrasting players, and not in the picture at all. Jake things Darren's teammate Cameron Smith will have a nice hairy behind, and he maybe right. After modeling underwear Kiwi player Dan Carter moves onto kilts. Bless he thinks he's in Braveheart.

And today's random cute at attention chap.

Net Boys

Eighteen naked footballers and their shy coach, or covering up an uprising? Thanks Markus.

More of British actor Warren Brown with his top off but this time on Casualty, hence all the 'medical staff' (and being a BBC drama all the unhappy faces).

Former soap actor Beau Brady is now a DJ in Sydney so it's show some flesh, wear 1980s shades, and make your name all Gothicy.

My second choice for the new Dr Who (first being Charlie Cox), British actor Callum Blue is happy to get his top off on screen, and in publicity shots, plus get naked for his art (the temptation that there must have been to turn on a certain CCTV camera). He really shouldn't borrow Beau Brady's shades. You can find a lot more of Callum here.

So what do you prefer the natural hairiness of Cameron Smith or the Ryan O'Keefe's styled hairiness? Remember to show your workings.

And today's random cute sea of bare behinds boys.

Boys Cream

British actor Warren Brown is happy to get creamy liquid squirted on him.

One of the good things about horror movies (the ones that think gore is scary) is the amount of F list flesh on display. Take Trailer Park of Terror, which features Ryan Carnes in just his underwear gets savaged and flung over the shoulder of someone in a very bad latex mask.

Oh the things that British footballer John Terry lets people do his behind.

I don't usually post pictures of adult film actors but some asked for and I've always liked Ryan Zane because he looks more real than many in his profession and he has a wonderful behind.

And in Neighbours Sam Clark uses the Dale Howard approach to acting, armpits on display, look confused.

Bed Boys

Above are some of the Sandbach rugby club players lying in bed naked with each other. Can't these straight boys get their own material?

I thought that Big Brother inmate Dale Howard had had his time in the spotlight but Tom sent me some scans from his calender including show off his armpits in a whole variety of locations, and him naked (in a best bits covered up way).

Once you get past the shaving Australian actor Craig Horner's body looks like it could provide hours, days, or weeks of fun (I'm not a great fan of the veiny arm thing). There seems to be a fun new way of making a fantasy series, get a muscular Australian actor and hide his shirt.

And Scottish cyclist Jason Kenny as near to shirtless as I've found although some of the cycling suits he wears leave little to the imagination.

Straight Boys

Firstly this bit contains rather a lot of nudity, so you have been warned. Once they have finished getting naked in the changing room and having a shower, Sandbach Rugby team go out on the town, take their clothes off, show off their behinds, do windmills with their penises, lick each others nipples, have a snog, and generally frolic whilst naked. That is apparently how you pull women. You can download a documentary about their night out here, here, or here. Thanks Maartin.

Jake kindly sent me some caps of British actor Aaron Johnson shirtless in Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging.

Yesterday someone wanted to see his chest hair now it's Chace Crawford's armpits that are requested. To get ahead of the game here's his left ear (with head and shirtless torso attached).

Brazilian footballer Alexandre Pato shirtless in September and December.

Talking Boy

Former British diver and now motivational speaker Leon Taylor lies around in what looks like a nappy looking remarkably happy (or in pain) on 'Celebrity' Scissorhands.

As requested a shirtless picture of McFly's Tom Fletcher, the hairy and cuddly Chace Crawford (and his overacting eyebrows), and British actor Tariq Jordan looking cute while shirtless playing the 'shaggable terrorist' on Spooks. I'm still looking for Kirk Cameron and Jonathon Togo (he must go to the beach or pool) shirtless.

And Australian swimmers Christian Sprenger in his trunks (more of him here), and Nick D'Arcy (more here) who has a penchant for beating people up (allegedly) and thus gets on the news a lot in his speedos.

Lingered On Boy

Sometimes the camera lingers on the most interesting thing in the room as with German footballer Phillip Lahm. I suppose they could have been interviewing his bulge, and his face got in the way. But that's nothing to the fate of Michael Owen, being savaged by John Terry.

As requested Sam Page (aka Samuel Elliott and Nathan Watkins) in a towel and tight underwear in the epic sounding Filthy Gorgeous. However much rubbish he's in Sam does have a nice front and back. British actor Tom Riley follows Sam's lead and gets down to his underwear which are slightly less tight, but then again Tom can act. It's my theory that you could draw a graph with quality of acting on one axis, and amount of flesh shown on the other.

And why do chaps who get all muscular like Australian actor Craig Horner and Pop Idoler Austin Drage have to shave off all their body hair?

Boy Arms Up

It's becoming a pattern, Zac Efron shirtless showing off his armpits.

I don't think I've posted these pictures of Aussie rugby player Nick Youngquest in his underwear, but they are worth a repeat if I have. Although he is clearly straight British player Tim Oakes is happy to bond with his team, his choice of swimwear is giving, and he isn't shy about taking his clothes of and posing naked. And former Blue Peter presenter Gethin Jones looks rather sexy in a rugby kit.

It is surprising how easy Leon Jackson can look twelve in a shower.

This may or may not be Calvin Goldspink's torso, but someone went to a lot of effort to create a fake FaceBook page if it isn't.

And Todd Lasance looking lovely and beefy.

Running Boy

Brazilian footballer Alexandre Pato trains wearing very little.

Chris Carmack made The OC tolerable, seems to pick roles that involve taking his shirt off, and has a pelt that looks very strokable. Fellow American Sam Witwer always seems to play characters who have major personality flaws, but that's not what I'm concentrating on. If I had to pick just one of the Canadian Clark brothers, it would be Robert probably because he always looks like he's just about to explode out of his clothes. Brit Aaron Johnson frolicing shirtlessly and showing off his underwear with a friend.

And how exactly do you get into this pair of underwear? Phaser?

Requested Boys

I thought I'd do a post to answer a number of requests, though a few are still outstanding. As far as I'm aware Jonathon Togo has yet to take his top off, or Justin Harley get naked. Go on prove me wrong.

From the last of the British version of Make Me a supermodel the three best bits of fluff, Albert, Waz, and Luke. With you won't be shocked that with my affinity to hairy chaps with big hair I preferred Albert but Waz and Luke had their charms. If you click on the Make me a Supermodel label you'll find more caps and videos.

British boyband McFly naked but blurred in the sauna on some music show. I can think of better things to do with four naked chaps in a sauna other than interviewing them, playing tiddlywinks for example.

And American actor Jesse Metcalfe shirtless and showing off his armpits, twice.

Pretense Boy

Above (as requested by a number of people) is the extra who was supposed to be Eminem (can't you tell from his get up?) from last night's Never Mind the Buzzcocks. I haven't bothered with a video as he just stood there unmoving but you can see the episode here (hairy appears circa 28:50).

Model Tom Finaly is still playing the lifeguard on Australian pants television. Also on Australian TV (mediocre not pants) Hugh Sheridan shirtless and hairy in Packed to the Rafters. You can find more of Tom and Hugh here.

American actor Ryan Carnes was allowed to pretend to play with himself, and get naked on Eating Out, but only keep his chest hair (and have his teeth bleached) on Samantha Who? He shows off his behind in Trailer Park of Terror.

And Kyle Schimd and Sebastian Stan should get a room.