Boy who just Is

 Beau Mirchoff is bonding with a wall, looking vacant in a towel, being felt up, about to be felt down (purple pants, oh dear),  rescued (or should t be 'rescued'?), chatting, and restrained.

If like Billy Flynn you inhabit an American soap opera make your peace with the idea that you will make a lot of topless mobile calls from bedrooms so practice looking at non existent texts or talking to a phone that nobody is at the other end of. Beats being oddly shy in bed together. The now furry Casey Moss is more couch based when getting undressed and looking regretful afterwards.

And via Jak someone by the initials 'bs' overacting with his top off.

Forgot the D Boy

Suggestive British dancer and actor Richard Winsor plays hungover (not the most flattering look) and oddly manscaped (must pretend to steady myself) in Casualty.

Aussie actor Rick Donald has titchy nipples and chest styling (a homage to the coming mushroom cloud?) in the 1930s set Underbelly: Razor.

Justin Gaston (eyebrow acting, big chest, and detachable looking hair (head moves hair stays in place) included) was just one of many to get his top off on the massage table in the show Client List. Justin does all his concerned looks but got more undressed for charity.

And posed boys, Home and Away's Jake Speer and former Pop Idoler (soon to do cruises) Shayne Ward.

Boy has a Shower

Stephen Hagan is a Northern Irish actor who is rather adept at shower (in his jeans) acting. Stephen is more but less dressed with James Holmes in the play Studies for a Portrait.

Formerly of Eastenders Ben Hardy didn't leave the soap before doing one of those let's show off his armpits in as many different ways we can think of in ten seconds shoots. Ben, who can do shower acting too, should get (a tan) his torso its own Equity card as his head is only along for the ride.

And Hemlock Grove's soulful looking (with a top on too) Bill Skarsgård is the prettiest brother and suffers from Chernobyl fallout (too soon?).

Rucking Boy

Levi Casboult bearded or clean shaven is an Australian Rules footballer who can look all mountain man and cutesome. Levi wears support pants when he could be wearing damp shorts, the fool.

Michael Murray has 'dressed' up as a Viking on American Horror Story and now is attired as a period doctor who forgot his scrubs top (but not to wax) under his lab coat. I think Michael looks better minus the dressing up.

And Nick Jonas dressed up to look silly and Kellan Lutz to trigger off a surfer fluff fantasy.

Boy in Mud

A hairless Aussie actor Rhys Wakefield has a deep and meaningful (and more) with a lass on a tyre strewn mud bank or culvert (how romantic) in the film The Black Balloon.

Big haired Douglas Smith gets his behind out underwater and on dry land (and has his top off a lot) in The Boy Who Smells Like Fish which having baths (pink ones) next to ugly curtains must be a cure for.

And I not sure if it is worse that the Americans have hijacked Paul Telfer to do soaps or they've trimmed him.

Swimwear Boy

Above is Gethin Jones the latest former Blue Peterer to show off how beefy he's can be.

Got to Run Boy

Sebastian Rodger is a British athlete who after some movement mid race needs to readjust and has a lot to play with if he gets bored whilst training (or wants to warm up).

This is Jimmy Missry who is 'famous' for drinking a lot of water on Judge Judy or so Sam tells me. From the few episodes I've see if their cute (or just there) their dumb.

It's never good to look like you are in a 1970s Christmas catalogue like Chris Mears or being far, far too far from the camera like singer Calvin Goldspink.

Formerly of Eastenders Ben Hardy, nee Jones, was cruelly made to wear a silly hat and cover up his assets (some of them) doing a calendar based plot line (love the guy trying not to look).

And I do wish that Dr Who would give the names of their cute extras and light them better.

Boy's Inner Thigh Massage

To be Dutch athlete Ingmar Vos' physio that investigates all parts of his oft shirtless (and oiled?) client.

Another fun job would have been to write the lower bits of text on Melissa and Joey's Kevin Fonteyne shirtless torso. Kevin pulls his trousers down in front of male mates, for reasons (hopefully fun) unexplained.

And you could always be bending over as British footballer Luke Shaw pulls his shorts up. Not the greatest fan of Luke's hair haystack.

Been on Doctors Boy

Gresby Nash is one of those background actors who have small parts in lots of things and this is the best I can find of him shirtless which might explain things.

Jack Redden is a spooky eyed Aussie Rules player who was born in the wonderfully named town of Keith. Lycra packing and having a goodly behind Jack's taste in company is cute and generally male (if unhappy).

And a 'bendy' of British gymnasts being (L-R) Louis Smith, Max Whitlock, Nile Wilson, and Kristian Thomas, thanks Sam.

Boys Linked Somehow

Once Upon a Time's Colin O'Donoghue can look silly and very savagable but it takes a lot of talent to look like your head has been pasted on when it hasn't.

Colin Morgan (I miss Merlin (though Colin has brought the haircut with him) and they've cancelled Atlantis when it was getting interesting) and his kissable lips (nice eyes too) are playing a bed based (I do hate a wasted space) well illuminated police elf in The Fall.

And Under the Dome's Colin Ford is fortunately as dorky as one would hope.

It's Me Boy

Above is British swimmer and Borg shorts model Liam Tancock doing a selfie jump into the pool. Liam does the same in the sea, underwater, and by yesterday's pool. He's a nice mix of defined and dorky plus knows a cute chap (far right).

Australian television presenter Scott Tweedie with his top off alone and with a damp Beckham.

The Doctor Blake Mysteries' Rick Donald and his treasure trail (hand positioned for emphasis) with oddly straight northward extension leading to the land of trimmed. Rick shows a lot more in the series Underbelly: Razor.

And today's random cute vague looking but very packing guy and rather sandy staring guy.

Boy Messed

Brian Johnson is an American wrestler has moved onto a more feral look. Nice for Brian to offer choices in how he could be presented.

Spencer Falls is shirtless yet again in Kiwi soap Shortland Street which is at least (unexcited) bedroom based this time. Then they go for Spencer in his pants handcuffed to a lass which develops into much hilarity.

United States actor Cody Christian covers his defined chest with a leather jacket to attract what Cody sees as his target market, whatever than may be.

And the view you can get out of an office window could be full of simmers in their speedos.

Turn to Get his Top Off Boy 

Hollyoaks' Alfie Browne-Sykes doing a lot of shirtless armpit displaying idea giving reverse imaged over acting.

After ditching a brat British diver Blake Aldridge has taken his full speedos (brave to go for such tight and nice view creating pairs) to do cliff diving (or high diving backgrounded (with short ladders) by sculpture or cityscapes) and find initiative uses for street signs.

British athlete Ashley Bryant has a nice ridged chest and a Blakian size bulge in his running shorts.

And formerly of boyband Busted Charlie Simpson looking moody.

Boy Smiles, all the time

Field Of Lost Shoes' Luke Benward in period trouser wearing (doesn't really need the braces) very straight trailing and cheesy grin lake frolicing with someone I can't identify.

British boxer Luke Campbell shirtless from the front and from the highlighted rear.

Darren Criss cries in the bath (subtle acting there Darren) letting him show some leg or is it thigh in web video Funny or Die.

Marco Polo's Lorenzo Richelmy does a lot of stubbly faces, shows off his chest foliage (over and over again), displays his trailage, and tries his hardest to be romantic.

And Hutch Dano doing well carpeted whilst TOWIE's Dan Osbourne does tightness of top.

Lowering Boy

Above, thanks Sam, is diving fluffiness Chris Mears being mildly hypnotic and possibly bouncy in the shorts department who I prefer to others in his sport.

Sam Harrison is a British cyclist (in a cute team) that has moved from fluffy (wasn't the greatest look) to bulgy (those bottoms cyclists wear do the oddest things to bulges) but doesn't show as much flesh as one would hope just like Dutch cyclist Jeffrey Hoogland.

Kevin Betts does lots of marathons for charity but hasn't worked out that the sport involves no swimming. On that subject French swimmer Florent Manaudou is very sculptural as are the Brazilian swim team who are nicely varied.

And today's random cute underwater trio of chaps, and someone who I think is Trey Hardee so probably shouldn't be here chap.

Avoiding Bloom Boy

Canadian stand up Bobby Mair is a cousin of  Justin Bieber (poor chap) and is actually quite cute under all the feral.

A surprisingly pretty of British gymnasts featuring the not being taken up on the offer Daniel Keatings, the smelling something Kristian Thomas, the semaphore fan Daniel Purvis, the blond all over Nile Wilson, and the beginning to poke through (must be the locality) Max Whitlock. We stock many armpit colours such as red, yellow, and brown.

And popular British cyclist Owain Doull (centre) shows which of his mates he likes the most.

Boy Geographical

Canadian actor with sideburns shaped like South America Beau Mirchoff gets ridden and goes through all his having sex faces which look to revolve around blowing out a candle whilst happy or like he's taking more than giving.

The brothers Strong, (L-R) Shiloh and Rider, who of the pair I prefer the older and damper. On brothers here's South African modelling twins Alex and Charlie Kotze.

Adam Smith strikes a pose (often predictably), fills his underwear, and looks silly (a lot) on America's Next Top Model. Is Adam trying not to attract other chaps by dressing like this?

And British actor Alex Pettyfer gets furrier but has a worrying growth.

Boy Hints

Francis Mossman is an Australian actor who was beefy in Spartacus: Blood and Sand and now is modelling (well it can't be clothes as he's seldom wearing any). Francis shows off his behind and a hint of his gladius though I'd like to investigate further.

A lovely mix of dorky and pretty a skinny Grant Gustin packs a lot down below in The Flash. Any show that couples a lot of shirtless medical testing with outfits likes this one (isn't there a whip like effect when he's stopping?) will help pass a damp weekend or three.

And the brothers Djokovic look to have passed unnoticed in Rome.

Boxed Boy

Christoph Letkowski is a German actor does a box covered frontal (did it need to be that big?) but a fully on display rear aspect. Christoph's crack looks rather vice like.

The eyebrows again probably but British cyclist Jon Dibben has a certain something that out ways the dullness of his torso.

Chester See, once an actor now a 'YouTube personality', displays himself (is there a water glasses based innuendo?) and his armpits to some face pulling (could be 'acting') lass in film type thingy Camp Takota. Chester would be perfect as cute fluff next door/boyfriend/troubled son/new husband who dies or turns out to be a top removing murderer etc in those wooden films that fill daytime.

And a (cyclist) tease of shirtlessness from Mark Tuitert who is a Dutch speed skater.