Boy, not just for Christmas

Aussie actor Marcus Vanco plays an elf (he looks the part) in the Shannara Chronicles who when cold doesn't need to cover much of his chest with a rug or close his mouth completely. It is a nice chest on screen or on the beach with more foliage on it.

Vladimir Burlakov is a German actor of Russian origin who goes for shirtless heavy roles. Judging on his candids Vladimir likes having his top off. Vladimir goes further to get his behind out (all tastes covered in one shot) in the series Deutschland 83.

And is it just me but does Callum Turner, here seen shirtless in clingy bush showing damp boxers, always look like he wants to do something naughty? Or pout sexily?

No Diving Boys

Bushy Aussie Jackson Gallagher takes off his top on Home and Away yet considering his previous work (rather static though it was) and nudity it looks a tad tame.

America's Next Top Modeller Dustin McNeer is big of bulge, displayer of armpits, and nude by day or night.

Cutesome and promising Aussie Rules player Will Snelling really needs to get his kit off. Will go stand in the sea as all the other AFLers do (apart from the two walking out of it).

And American actor David Hull shirtless on television, shirtless (and bulging) on stage, is a type being cast?

Boy Hides

Phillipe Gagne is front and back a Canadian (are all divers from Canada of French extraction?) whose speedos hide quite the bulge. The same thing that happens to Phillipe effects yesterday's Maxim Bouchard.

From the rear and front Aussie James Connor, oh and he should try another pose or he'll look like he's trying to avoid something happening.

Shave your armpits but have a beardy thing is how Germany's Sascha Klein has gone. Sascha does have a nice bulge though. His divemate Patrick Hausding waxes all over and I mean all over.

And American Kristian Ipsen has chosen speedos too loose to make the bulge distinct, the fool. But not nearly as foolish as Chris Mears picking well made ones.

Boys of Two Sides

Mike Hixon is an American diver (it's Americans got stropy day isn't it?) who front and back is pleasing in his speedos especially when they are wet. Mike seems to react badly to whatever is in the water (or his diving) so should stick to the beach and his cute mate.

Canadian diver Maxim Bouchard knows exactly how to use his non diving talents (a diver modelling, how novel) though he does look overdressed in swimmers. Maxim is a good addition to the Canadian dive team and what (or who) you can imagine them doing in the locker room. People wave their arms around near Maxim more than you'd expect.

And now Irish (the bit near Harrogate) but remaining furry Oliver Dingley, good from front and back, fiddles, and generally looks solid and bushy.

Boy Makes Promises

Adjusting Australian divers Domonic Bedggood (it's how fluffy spells it and I hope it is true) and James Connor have pleasing front and rear aspects with bushiness and titchy nipples that need a rub. It is a shame their speedos have dazzle camouflage.

Britain's probably aren't but do give the impression they do if only on wet days Chris Mears and Jack Laugher damp and bulging after doing the strop dive (I don't think that's supposed to happen). The pair's out of competition speedos are much better than their kit ones.

And furry (I thought that wasn't allowed) and scowly American Kristian Ipsen favours speedos that look a tad too small which might explain why he doesn't smile.

Snarling Boy

David Hull is an American actor whose work generally has him with his top off like in The Middle or whilst overacting in Crazy Ex-Girlfriend.

Well endowed British athlete who swings to the left Ashley Bryant shirtless on a swing, and on the beach. Lycra filling Kyle Langford runs with his top off alone or with others. AFL kit wearing (well it looks like it) Kyle also likes to have pictures taken of him shirtless at places he has trained.

And Scenes of Male Skin blog is updating heavily, with a surprisingly large amount of Hugh Dancy.

Boy Lilacs

Chunky and dopey American actor Adam DeVine looks to be a centralist (possibly to the left but it is hard to tell) or at least that's the way his underwear is taking him (and the Oscar for the most unflattering underwear goes to...) in The Final Girls.

Philippe Gagné and Vincent Riendeau are Canadian divers (how could you have possibly guessed that) who look quite filling all over but it is hard to be sure. Phil and Vince look like they are about to dance or they've just been disturbed and like being at the back.

And Aussie Rules player Michael Talia runs, he runs, and he runs some more.

Bofyf

Haircut needing Aussie Rules player Nate Fyfe is one of those most often shirtless of his sport and bulges in his sports bra (not holding much up).

Divers of the German variety Sascha Klein and Patrick Hausding in their kits viewed back and front, arms up and down. Sculptural Patrick tries his hardest not to look at Sascha's assets and fails from another view.

And Australian actor Wil Traval looking shagged out, in the having just jogged way.

Boy Abdicates

British comedian Tom Stourton is topless and furry (with unmoving hair and a bit of leg) in an episode of Drunk History (alcohol and half naked chaps would improve grades) playing one of the biggest prats in British history.

Today's random cute guy isn't happy about something, bless.

With a photographer accidentally in attendance Zac Efron goes for a swing at a local waterhole with his mates doing poses that only look planned. The Zefron has decided to replace a reasonable acting ability with his body as a way to get work.

And British gymnasts from the front and divers from the behind, or swap around if you want.

Place to Lie Boy

Bed favouring American actor Jayson Blair cruelly has his hand superglued to his head by a big teethed lass (or it's how straight chaps sleep) in Young and Hungry. Jayson needs a release but gets fiddled with.

Holby City's David Ames is actually quite cute when he's not pulling soap level faces to show emotion (not sure which one) or that something has just crawled into his crack. Is that chest hair or navel fluff on holiday?

And Aussie Karl Lawton models underwear which he's good at, plays rugby, and wears little with a selection of cute chaps.

Austened Boy

A hairy armed and bulging Ryan Paevey stands around frowning in focused in (and stared at) tight swimwear with an overly dressed Ryan Kennedy in Unleashing Mr Darcy.

The pretty French actor Pierre Prieur in some shower room (poor fluffy gets disturbed in the shower then runs off) and underground (a way to increase off peak usage) based nudity in the film Brooklyn Bizarre.

And filling American model Dustin McNeer is naked but you don't get to see the contents of his swimwear.

Boy Cleft

Canadian actor Greyston Holt takes off his shirt to show off his forestry and then his jeans to show off his gorge in the series Bitten.

Kurt Foggo is a model slash fitness coach slash vacancy metaphor slash map of the Milky Way from Australia who amply fills the underwear he is put in. Kurt has that lovely Aussie habit of not wearing his top (sometimes logically).

And soap actor of the American variety Ryan Paevey in his underwear.

Paired Boys

Adrian and Joris Conquet are French modelling twins who stand around next to each other if not joined together more than you would expect.

In AFL world Paddy McCartin is topless alone plus with company, armpit airing Jack Billings with his top off and a mix of often waxed shirtlessness (plus a possible bulge) for Jack Watts. Stomach displaying from Alex Rance, Jack, and Brandon Ellis helped by Sam Lloyd.

And British gymnast Max Whitlock is pleased with his definition.

Boy in Tightness

Aussie Ruler Daniel Nielson has a behind that looks good in lycra even covered by shorts, I'm not a fan of the beardy thing.

If I won the lottery (could try crowd funding) I'd hire Stella's nice and chunky Craig Gallivan to open the door (a better one than that) the rest I would leave up to him.

And both Henry Cavill and British diver Freddie Woodward use shadows (and lack of clothing) to their advantage.

Far Boy

American actor Joel Courtney was shirtless in the opening episode of the now defunct the Messengers and probably looks cute surfing if the pictures weren't at such a distance.

Liam Ferguson airs an armpit (ubiquitous posing) whilst having a chat with a lass (Liam's doing both now) in the Kiwi series Westside. The mullet is for the part the lack of any tan his choice.

And for plot reasons adorkably presented Canadian actor Connor Price chose to show his trail and chest fur to Jensen Ackles on Supernatural, no bed action follows.

Snaky Boy

Furry (being stroked if so where?) and (underwear) filling Australian actor Alex Russell from the back (literally or suggestively) in the period hence the hairstack (or thatch) antipodean film Cut Snake.

A note to (t)all actors when you are doing a naked covering up your package with your hands scene as American actor Nicholas Braun (L) did in the film Freaks of Nature. No coverage is needed on Nicholas' rear (R) or in dead grass.

And Billy Flynn's character has found another 'reason' to be topless then scare (using a death stare or a my behind's being stroked look) a suited chap so much he hides in the flowers on Days.

Reflecting Boy

Adam Hagenbuch oiled up and glistening playing a stripper in the series Undateable. Adam is clearly employed to have his top off, which is good.

Well publicised Dutch athlete Ingmar Vos (mildly Adamy here) and his tight lycra wearing habit are joined by American Trey Hardee in bulging. Long haired Aussie athlete Joshua Clarke bulges well too.

And former lots and lots of things Thom Evans is still trying to keep himself noticed.

Boys in Pairs

Australian actor Aaron Jakubenko, here seen shirtless, gets to be Elven with Daniel MacPherson (his gym buddy but not woodland companion) in The Shannara Chronicles, and Alex Cooke plus Wade Briggs in 'can we pull these up any higher' the film Spirit of the Game.

Adam DeVine and Zac Efron wore wrestling suits that clearly emphasised specific parts (that needed adjustments) of their anatomies (which isn't always the case for Zac and wetsuits) in the probably as good as it sounds Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates. Zac and Adam just need better agents.

And the twin mounds of (Josh) McKenzie, who is a Kiwi actor.