May not be to everyone's tastes

In my quest to post more than Justin Timberlake and whichever boyband has their kit off this week I'm posting Kyle Shewfelt a Canadian gymnast.

Here
And here

Stevie

To cheer you all up on a cold stormy night here's Steve Sandvoss in all his shirtless glory.

Here.

Mr Gap ad

If you needed proof ballet dancers can be cute but not camp here's Will Kemp

Gym totty

Graham Ackerman

Blaine Wilson

Cody Moore and Daniel Furney

Jason Furr and Todd Thornton

Jason Gatson

Sean Townsend

Silly homoerotic drivel

To quote a review on Amazon 'David Decoteau makes bad horror films with the build quality of a Trabant, and the acting quality of Lower Muckwallop's village Christmas panto'. Not a bad description of his work.

One of his epic productions is Leeches which is pure pants on a filmic level but full of speedo clad chaps on a tottyic level.

Decoteau has gone back to what he is good at rather than trying to make real films and produced a film full of cute chaps to perve on.

You have Matt Twining and Mark Miller who were both shirtless and cute in that other epic The Frightening, Michael Lutz who is in almost all of Decoteau's films, Tony Carroccio (not the best picture of him) and Josh Henderson of failing at Popstars 'fame'. Along with this chap, and this one and also this one.

Why tell you all this?

Well apart from it being of vital national importance the Lost in the Stars site has capped a lot of the film, HERE.

As you can see the site owner has gone to a lot of effort to provide these caps so please (as has happened to him a great deal) don't reward all that effort by nicking his bandwidth by posting his caps on forums directly from his site. If you want to post them upload them onto your own webspace and give the site credit. This applies to all sites.

You get these pictures because of people's good will so don't screw it up for the rest of us by abusing it.

Here endeth the lesson.

Kip and Beau

Two of my favorite things from Australia are Kip Gamblin (yes him again) and Beau Brady.

Well here they are together:

Here
Here
Here
And Here.

Credit where credits due

My policy on credit for things is simple you cap, or scan it you get credit for it (if Bill can remember who you are). The only proof I have that you didn't 'borrow' the picture is if it's on your site or I know enough about you to make the assumption you are the capper/scanner.

If you want legitimate credit email me and you'll get it.

If I don't claim credit for a picture it is not my work and I do not present it as mine.

Snow

Simon and Garfunkel wrote 'The Sound of Silence' (or at least one of their songs) about the many passing 'meetings' we have with people for a few moments and then they are gone.

Well in honour of a very cute (tall, thin, floppy mousey blond hair with one of those 'I can grow facial hair, no really I can' beards) 20 year old ( his mates shouted that out) Canadian (flag on rucksack) called Matt (who said it is only the Americans who are loud?) I happened to see on Oxford Railway station here is another cute Canadian Hayden Christensen

Here
Here
Here
And Here.

Differing views of university

While I was freezing bits of my anatomy very important to me off huddled in the doorway of Queen's College (Merton has better totty IMHO) sheltering from the snow storm that brought the UK to a stand still (we managed to cope with snow in Canada and the South Island of New Zealand when we ran them in the 1900s but now in 2004 everything falls apart in southern England) I noticed the stdentry getting oh so excited about it all (well they don't live a mile away with buses doing impressions of Torvell and Dean).

It is though ironic that on the day of the Hutton Report the whole country gets whitewashed too (see this blog isn't only about pictures of people Bill wants to shag...well...).

Tonight on Hollyoaks yet again Matt Milburn and Andrew Newton Lee had their kit off. I'm not complaining but that doesn't happen at university.

It's a shame because university could look like,

This
This
This
This
And this.

Mobile totty

Dedicated to a certain cute young chap from Mobile Alabama, another one Jason Guy of Big Brother US.

Here.

[I think the caps that form the collage are DaveID's]

You daily Phixx fix

An example of blatant showing flesh to get sales.

And if that doesn't work do it again.

Totty for the Day

Max Brown of Hollyoaks all shirtless and swimmers build (kinda).

Here

Andrew Newton Lee and Matt Milburn equally shirtless though a tad hairer (well Matt is).

Here

Phixx shirtless (again)

Their first single did reasonably well so obviously the great minds at their record company thought 'let's keep them shirtless' but with an added twist...make them vampires (I jest not).

The proof:

Here
Here
Here
Here
Here
Here
Here
And here.

I'm a little puzzled as to which market they are aiming this video at as the cute male vampire is usually supposed to be homoerotic which is hardly the main boyband market.

Happy Australia Day

To celebrate let's admire/perve the Gooch Twins

Here and Here.

Sadly there is really very little about them on the web.

Do It Again

By Stroke 9

You Instantly awakened my imagination
Old fashioned infatuation
I can be anything that you want me to be
And you can have me in every position that you dreamed
I know you've got a wild streak
You're a freak
You're alone in your bed with graphic images in your head

Let me do what I want to do with you
Let me tie you down pick you up and
Flip you all around
Let me tell you how sexy you are
As I'm going down on you in the car
If feeling this good is a sin
Let's do it all over again.

Just when I thought this might get boring
Wake me up in the morning by pouring
Honey on my body and licking it off
You're taking me to concerts and you're taking off your top
I know you've got a wild streak
You're a freak
Then you're back in our room with the bride and the groom

This is it
This is great
This is what I always wanted
Where do we go from here?
That's the question of the year
I think you're fine
I think you're hot
This is what I always dreamed of
The one thing I forgot
Was to get to know you

Bill thinks Luke Esterkyn (the best picture I could find :/) should do the above with Bill.

In case you are interested

Geri's site is back up. (sort of)

Totty of the day

Danny Roberts

('Borrowed' from FannsScans)

I should rob a bank and...

Claim the policeman that arrests me is too cute.

The Tallahasse Democrat (Democrats in Florida...never) reports 'Fort Lauderdale Detective Mike Nahum's handsome appearance lost him a criminal case, but there is a consolation prize. He may be the only guy in the world with a court order declaring he is a "very attractive man."

Nahum is so cute that a Broward Circuit Court judge threw out a criminal charge against a West Palm Beach man charged with selling drugs to Nahum during an undercover sting at a gay nightclub in Fort Lauderdale. Judge Susan Lebow ruled the defendant, Julio Blanco, was lured by the police officer into committing a crime in hopes he would be rewarded with sex.'

He should get let off just for coming up with that defence.

Homo on the plain

I'm so, so, so, so sorry but that's the best I could come up with (you could have got 'Ride him Jake' or 'Rawhide').

Well as Salon (or the failing news site for moaning lefties) reports 'Director Ang Lee is set to cast Jake Gyllenhaal and Heath Ledger in "Brokeback Mountain," a story of two cowboys in love.'

Jake Gyllenhaal as a cowboy (gay/straight/lonely with the herd) doesn't work IMHO.

Hear of Aaron Smolinski

Nor really have I but Aaron was in two of the Superman movies.

Here
Here

Linkage

Some Captures from Voodoo Academy

Some Captures from O Town's 'Liquid Dreams'

Nick Hexum (of 311) shirtless and all that.

Jansen 'where the hell did my career go' Spencer in his soap days.

Maroon 5's Adam Levine is all shirtless on Dreamcaps (free registration).

The Empire fails totally.

Compare and contrast.

You are a minor star in the US and you will have at least five sites up about you.

You have starred in films, on TV and on the stage and nothing whatsoever...and shirtless in a thong covered in baby oil is right out.

An example of this is James Thorton (or Thornton) from the BBC's very predictable Red Cap which is basically Tamzin Outhwaite looking cute in uniform.

Shane Landrum

Shane Landrum is famous for being the gay one on MTV Road Rules - Campus Crawl and seemingly not much else.

Here
Here
Here
Here
Here
And here.

A bit of politics

If you want you can skip through this bit (as if you need permission).

Ananova (a news service not a Russian dessert) reports that 'Detectives are hunting robbers who threw a student off Oxford's famous Magdalen Bridge'.

In Oxford you can't get much more public than Magdalen Bridge (OK Cornmarket, George Street...but it isn't an all hidden away like thingy). It is a real shame a once safe place is becoming a place where this sort of thing can happen.

Random totty (or what's on my Hard Disk

Steve McCain shirtless
Pete Maneos nude

Pete Maneos' site

More Kip

The Kip Gamblin shirtless blog strikes again with another picture of...no wait for it...make a guess... Kip Gamblin shirtless.

It's not as if I'm obsessed like some people lol...yet.


Oh and yes he has shaved his chest for those who find that sort of thing interesting.

More Elias

Here

(How's that for a to the point (ohhh matron) post.)


But as an update here's a link to his MSN group.

'The most beautiful man in the western world'

Quite a thing to be called (OK it's better than 'most ugly...' and why aren't I ever called anything like that *pouts*) by the Evening Standard. But it's what they called Mark Umbers.

Judge for yourself:

Here
And Here.

And now for something different

Ben Jelen is cute in some picture and not in others so I leave the decision up to you.

Elias McConnell

Elias is an actor (in the Gus Van Sant film 'Elephant' which is about a school massacre) and a photographer (needs to replace 'clever' with 'good').

He is also very cute (which is the reason most of you are here (Googling for 'X shirtless' got you here)).

Here
Here
Here
Here
Here
Here
Here
Here
Here
And here

How biblical

Ed Moses is a US swimmer who has broken the short-course world record
in the 200-meter breaststroke (his already).

In honour of this here are some (more) pictures of Ed to perve.

Here
Here
Here

Not Evan again...

Yes more shirtless pictures of the 'Great Mind' himself Evan Marriott.

Here
Here
Here
Here
and Here

Am I being too horrid to poor Evan? The world needs bulldozer drivers, and underwear models and it's not as if they need to understand the imagery of Blake or the beauty of Joaquin Rodrigos' Concierto de Aranjuez.

Reasons to be sinful

I see Starbucks on Cornmarket have got some new cute staff...well I think so, so nerr.

Harry Capehorn

No not my porn name but a real person. Harry is in most of Channel 5's kids shows (and the thinly veiled excuse for having totty in loin cloths Cavegirl)

Here are a few pictures of him clothed and shirtless so you can perve sorry make a detailed study.

Here
Here
Here
Here

Who?

I try and introduce new totty here (or it'd just be thousands of pictures of the same people and you can get that on lesser sites like Famousmales).

Michal Boltnar is a gymnast from the Czech Republic (I think). If he is cute you judge for yourselves:

Here
Here

Too clever by half?

Cute and writes poetry (you judge)...he is Peter Maneos

And looks like this and this.

Totty of the day

The Suffolk vicar's son Simon Thomas who (and I quote) 'so must be gay' (I actually think he's one of those rare chaps that wrongly sets of everyone's gaydar).

Allegedly brought into Blue Peter to be like 'a big brother' to kiddie viewers after Richard Bacon's 'troubles' (or Class A drug taking) Simon has tried his hardest to wear as few clothes as possible. Odd that for a 'devout Christian'.

Here's a few pictures which might be an epiphany (as if you couldn't of guessed I'd say that):

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Here
Here
Here
Here
Here
Here
Here
Here
And here.

Regardless of which sex he sleeps with the visuals are stunning.

Thought for today

'All are but parts of one stupendous HULL!' Got that wrong Olly. As I avoided the rain in Borders Oxford (noting the lack of non fiction) I saw on a shelf 'Crap Towns' which though Hull is number one has Oxford in it (but oddly not Watford, Crawley, or Guildford).

Is it unfair to call Oxford a 'crap town'? No.

Now I'm no bigot (unless you count thinking that people like Hilary Clinton and Tony Blair should be shot a bigot) but there is nothing that p*sses me off than the label wearing mobile phone carrying 'beggars' that have invaded Oxford. How stupid do they think we are.

Then you have the let's repave Cornmarket again, and again, and again, and again and just to make everyone's life complete again.

Or you can see the joys of 'posh' Oxford Uni students walking down the pavement in a group so they push others into the road. I just walk into them. One thing Oxford students forget is that they may be 'clever' but that doesn't stop others being 'cleverer' (and taller).

Also you have the oh so lovely pointlessness of owning a car in Oxford. No parking or meters (I live here so why the French Connection UK can't I park in front of my house), Park and Ride (which for 3 people plus costs more than parking in St Giles for a few hours (d'oh) and a one way system that is so confused that it must be an attempt to raise the devil.

Then you have tourists who ask the stupidest questions. I know loads of Americans but how come you send the ones who voted for Jimmy Carter twice here?

Does this make Oxford 'crap'? Yes. A 'town'? No it's a city. I'm a pedant, do dah, do dah...

Taking all of this into account do I want to move? No.

I like it here.

Talented, cute and not English

James McAvoy is an acquired taste, but worth acquiring. James was one of a handful of actors the Sunday Times thinks are 'Ones to Watch'. I agree for his acting and his looks.

Why?

James in Shameless (ohh pictures of him naked...don't go getting too excited)

Here
Here

Caps by Telespy

James in the Children of Dune.

Here
Here

You get it too

Someone asked for shirtless pictures of Bryan Kirkwood on the Dreamcaps Forums so you lot (who never comment :() get them too.

Here
Here
And Here

They came from a site with a lot of rare caps on them but in my blondness I lost the bookmark to if you know the URL use comments...not that anyone ever does...mostly.

Something wrong with...

Below you can see my opinions of Evan Marriott (but here's a picture montage of Evan) but I am now going to ponder (you have to put up with me so nerr) about an odd thing I've noticed...how bad shows attract not the most gifted (acting and brainwise) actors.

The first Tremors film stars Kevin Bacon and is really worth a watch. It is original, well acted and the sense that nobody is taking it too seriously. The other movies are total pants.

Now shock horror there is a TV series. The truely dreadful 'Tremors the TV series'. Sadly missing the pointers given by Buffy or Dead Zone it just tries to put together weak plots with pants acting and wrap it all up in gaffer tape.

Is the totty it's saving grace? Sadly no. All there is is Victor Browne who unless he is playing confused blond is in trouble. He is though cute and not ashamed to go round shirtless (or in loose billowing shirts (see Dinotopia).

Here.

A one off? No. Here's another example.

Erik Von Detten. If you had to sum Erik up in three words they would 'dumb', 'blond' and 'cute'. For that is Erik. Acting skill? Nada. Brain? Nada. Other? nada.

But he does look like:

This
And this.

So in the end unless you are one of those people who like discussing the works of Hegel (or Mr I get blamed for fascism (big and little 'F'), communism and Tony Blair) do you care?

I've got the power

TO BITCH. Evan Marriott, the thinking man's braindead bit of muscled vacantness (OK he looks good in a thong) either is so typical of American men (oh please no) that American women think empty vessels like Evan could have millions or American (or the ones they chose) are very, very, very gulliable (if this is the case hi I'm Bill and I have I run the Coalition for African Small Holders (or C.A.S.H.)).

Not of course that Bill would chuck him out of bed but I do like after the act being able to talk to someone more iintellegent than my nightstand.

Anyhows here's Evan being talented (ie lacking clothes)

Here
And here

Chadipoos

Chad Michael Murray giving us a reason for wanting a basketball (oohhh matron) to get a leak.

For those who think that's too cryptic it's a picture of Chad naked with a basketball covering you know what (no not his nose).

Mark Tremonti

It's odd how the God Squad are often so cute.

Mark of we don't play 'stoned', no really Creed. has that odd not classically good looking but having that certain something cuteness (which is often better than the cutesy sickening muck the occupies so many boybands (usually called Carter)).

Here's some pictures so you can make your mind up (with two shirtless (well this blog has become the Google 'X shirtless' blog) ones).

Here
Here
Here
Here
And here.

The lead singer of Creed Scott Stapp got arrested in July 2002 for dangerous driving. Ok that sort of thing happens, but why is he shirtless in his mug shot?

Talking about mug shots (spot the pants attempt to link things?) what do you think of this guy?

I've had responses like 'cute' or 'a bit nerdy' then I say read this and then it's oh so quiet...

In your dreams

Suggested reading for Totty and it's effect on Western Culture, the gestalt of capping cards.

Anon (1998) Good Neighbours, Nifty, the Net: Jansen and Jesse Spencer shagging.

Backlash29 (2001-2) Ryan's Hole, Nifty, the Net: Ryan Phillipe shagging and being shagged by loads and loads and loads of celebs.

Gymnopedies (2003) Busted Inhibitions, Nifty, the Net: the members of Busted shagging. Also try Boys get Busted

Lady Poetess (199-2003) the-gentlemens-club, Nifty, the Net: Celebs shagging.

Now the word 'shagging' is on the blog the searchs should be fun lol

Chris Fountain

Hollyoaks had a bit of a tottyfest this week. I'm going to pick one bit of the totty on show Chris Fountain (yes there were changing room, shower and pool scenes with totty in them but I don't want to spoil the omnibus tommorrow for you).

Chris like a number of Hollyoaks 'stars' can't act. Who cares? It's not as if people watch Hollyoaks for the acting but for the totty male and female (you can tell this easily by the calendars for the show).

Anyway here's Chris shirtless (as he was most of the week) trying his hardest to act (if you got points for trying...) and failing dismally. In case anyone is vaguely interested the storyline(s) were Chris setting up a sports centre for opening (which he had to do shirtless), teaching his 'brother' football (again which he had to do shirtless in winter) and changing before and after football practice (yes you've guessed). It has been suggested elsewhere that Guy Burnett (another Holloaks 'actor') was checking Chris out in the shower scenes. As I didn't see it you'll have to make your own minds up tommorrow...anyway I'm rambling so here's Chris:

Here
And Here

I think those are Baton's caps (so credit if they are and to whoever else if they are not his and are well you know...)

Nerd Lovers Anonymous

My name is John (as if I'd give my real name) and I'm a nerd lover. Well some nerds.

Am I sad? Yes but I offer Ryan Cartwright (yes All About Me is total PC crap that wastes/wasted the talents of Jasper Carrott (OK talent might be too strong a word) and Meera Syal) as an example of how attractive nerds can be.

Here
And Here

And they're gone

We have Steve Wilson our colonial cousins have Greg Siff. They looked cute, did their jobs and dissappeared from sight.

Well here's a reminder of why Greg should be back on the screen.

Here
Here

Another example of this is Tony MacIver who was on Shortland Street when I had flu one year. There I was so ill that I didn't care I was watching total pap and I sadly really got into the storyline (well you do because it's how soaps work). At the time Tony seemed really cute (but then again so did the blond Essex girl from S Club 7 (I'm thinking it was the Black Death not flu)) Judge for yourselves.

Here

Linkage

I've been looking at a few of this blog's stat and so far it has had 1,795 visitors since the beginning of October last year and it's now up to circa 95 visits a day.

The majority (60 odd percent) are coming from DaveID's Dreamcaps site *best Fast Show voice* which is nice. A thank you to Dave.

Also I'm getting search engine searchs linking here. Now I can't and wouldn't anyway try and see who did these searches but here are a few of that are a tad odd.

Milburn+perve+shirtless (which Milburn and why is he/she a perve?)

Blaine+ Wilson+on+valium (I'm sure Blaine is touched by your concern)

And the scary noah+moses+shirtless

There must be a logical reason for that one.

Further proof that I'll do anything to avoid actually doing what I'm paid to do will follow...

Another Johnson

I'm sure that means something in someone's slag but innocent moi has no idea what it means.

How about a picture of Bryce Johnson of Popular shirtless?

Here it is.

Update Bill has pondered on if that picture is just someone who looks like Bryce and I still think it's him though caveat tottus

The one reason Popular sticks in the mind is it was on Saturday lunchtimes when you finally surface after a Friday 'I'm never going to drink again, no really' Night.

And he picked Lana Lang

Over Eric Johnson (aka Whitney Fordman).

Here in a bath minus clothing.

As a postscript Eric was in TV movie Scorn in which he played true life Victoria, BC's Darren Hueneman who got schoolmates to murder his mother and grandmother. My Canadian mate from Victoria (or the city of the 'newly weds and nearly deads') claims he was bi but Scorn makes him out as gay.

Dewey's site has caps of Eric naked (under F-J) but linking to the page no work so you'll have to go look.

Peter Youngblood Hills

The name of an American actor with a English father and American mother born in South Africa, and brought up in Botswana, the US, Scotland and England who was in Band of Brothers and the Beach.

Here's some pictures:

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Here

A few collages

Tyler Harcott host of 4 seasons of Junkyard Wars and Guess whose coming (behave).

Here

Jason Behr of Roswell fame (and not much else...well he was in Buffy) in an Italian advert involving Jason stripping.

Here
Here
Here
Here
and Here

The quality is that of the source I got it from.

Scottish Totty

Simon Taylor was part of the Scottish rugby World Cup team and did those Sloggi ads with Ben Cohen.

Here
Here

If rugby players is your thing try Scrumdown (a freesite as I don't link to pay ones)

Aren't I nice 2

I've added a search facility. Simply put in the searchword(s) and Google will find it (I hope)

If you ever think you are sad...

I strongly suggest you read a few message boards and you suddenly feel so, so, so much better.

Here's a link to one on Drew Fuller and if he's gay or not.

Here's a few pearls of wisdom:

'Nope, nuh uh, you're not. I can sorta see how other people do, but on the Imp-scale of "whoa, mama" he doesn't rate. On the other hand, apparently he rates on Kern's "whoa, mama!" scale.'

'Or he's a raging homosexual who's extremely attracted to the mannish butch bitch middle sister? *innocent look* :D'

Who said eugenics was a naughty thing?

The only evidence they have to speculate is his 'acting' in Voodoo Academy which as you can see involves him rubbing his shirtless body and getting fondled by a priest while naked in a bath (I jest not).

Aren't I nice?

I was told that the Johnny Wilkison links had died so here are links to some caps of Johnny Shirtless

Here
Here
Here
Here

Justin...again not that one

But Justin Tosco of the band Justincase



And not forgetting his brother Nick

Mr Britney Spears

OK I know they'll be all the Justin Timberlake comparisons but here is Jason Allen Alexander who as I type is Britney Spear's husband.




Oh and yes he does look like Kevin Zegers with bigger ears.

Perving Elves and Hobbits

Orlando Bloom




Dominic Monaghan




OK it's not hard to find shirtless pics of Orlando Bloom(It's like he has an allergy to shirts) but I do try and be novel(ish).

Two Rs

Rel Hunt (Aurel Hunt)



Rupert Reid

To err is human

This is Heinz Winckler not Winkler




Here's a link to a pic of him shirtless

Benny boy

Ben Gerrard plays Cameron on Hollyoaks

Smashing young men

Sergey Lazarev und Vlad Topalov are Smash!!(the two '!'s are seemingly vital) (more in the archives).

I just think they're cute.







And what are they doing here?

A few 'thoughts'

Why couldn't Paul Cattermole still look like this?



Where will Brookside totty like Steven Fletcher take their kit of now?



Is Shane Filan a hairy beasty?



Should I feel honoured that Google has me as the top site for the search 'Heinz Winkler shirtless'?



[For Heinz shirtless scroll down]

Is Alexander Klaws (and here he is shirtless for you) attractive? I'm not sure, but if Alexander wants to pop round I'll conduct a detailed study.



Did you know David Anders from Alias isn't actually English?