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Silly homoerotic drivel

To quote a review on Amazon 'David Decoteau makes bad horror films with the build quality of a Trabant, and the acting quality of Lower Muckwallop's village Christmas panto'. Not a bad description of his work.

One of his epic productions is Leeches which is pure pants on a filmic level but full of speedo clad chaps on a tottyic level.

Decoteau has gone back to what he is good at rather than trying to make real films and produced a film full of cute chaps to perve on.

You have Matt Twining and Mark Miller who were both shirtless and cute in that other epic The Frightening, Michael Lutz who is in almost all of Decoteau's films, Tony Carroccio (not the best picture of him) and Josh Henderson of failing at Popstars 'fame'. Along with this chap, and this one and also this one.

Why tell you all this?

Well apart from it being of vital national importance the Lost in the Stars site has capped a lot of the film, HERE.

As you can see the site owner has gone to a lot of effort to provide these caps so please (as has happened to him a great deal) don't reward all that effort by nicking his bandwidth by posting his caps on forums directly from his site. If you want to post them upload them onto your own webspace and give the site credit. This applies to all sites.

You get these pictures because of people's good will so don't screw it up for the rest of us by abusing it.

Here endeth the lesson.