Missing links

I have tried (bar a few Blair bashes) not to be too political. Now I'm going to break the rule for a good reason.

The BNP (or Bigotted Nasties Party) is as Tom on the first linkage reminds us are standing in 'both local and European elections coming up this year'.

Now I'm not a great fan of Searchlight (who think freedoms should only apply to people they like) or the thugs in the Anti Nazi League (who only serve to make the BNP look like victims) mainly because they don't deal with the root problem.

The BNP like any fascists rely heavily on lies (or as Roger (not Nick) Griffin of Brookes would have it 'myths').

The truth though is clear:

1) The BNP leadership (local and national) are convicted criminals.

2) The BNP attracts some real class people like a man who raped two children and David Copeland who nail bombed Brixton, Soho, and Brick Lane murdering a pregnant (white) woman and her unborn child.

3) The BNP leader Nick Griffin is both a convicted criminal and the friend of a convicted terrorist.

If you want to really stop the BNP getting votes don't shout, don't rant, tackle them with facts (like the above) and if people still want to vote for criminals with links to terrorists then they aren't worth the effort.

Twinisity

It might be that you can have symetrical sex (nothing to do with another silly EU edict) or the ease of threesomes but twins have always been of interest to Bill (I'm told talking about myself in the third person is creepy...bahhh).

The classic twins are Keith and Derek Brewer who not only look like surfer boys but had a series of photos taken of themselves nude with implied incest (which due to the Twins being a tad anal about the pictures in the past you won't find here (google it young man)).

Here they are in a standard in pool in boardies shot.

Another one.

Now here's one for those with armpit fetishes.

And finally a Getty Image of thw twins promoting their 'book' (which the rest of us call a collection of pictures) and shock horror they get shirtless.

Also you have the gymnastic Hamm Twinns, who are Paul and Morgan.

Then there's the Gooch Twins (Not the ones in Peter Pan) who seemingly have vanished...sad when they look like this and this.

If you're into 4somes I'll reprise the Karshner Threesome (triplets) here, and here and here.

Sammy boy

Bill is having lustful thoughts about the model Sam Gough Yates and wondering if his body would look better than this covered in baby oil.

Can't see it...

OK this is Bill being really nice and posting another (see below somewhere for others) Wade Robson shirtless picture (and it's a large one).

On a completely unrelated topic Bill quite likes Everclear

Looks like...

Would I be a cynic to think that Jarrod Batchelor ('Occupation: Investment' umm) only won Mr Gay UK because he looked like Lee Ryan (that great mind in Blue)?

Linkage

Go prove how shallow you really are and study Low Culture. I'm sure Eastenders has a wonderful neo classical subplot with a touch of Kant and Shelley.

Feeling Despondent?

Paddle totty

Brad Ludden is from Colorado so it won't shock you that he is a professional whitewater kayaker but also runs a camp for young adults with cancer. I'm not going to be cynical...I'm a professional cynic, but my heart's not in it .

I'm more concerned that he looks like this.

Now what was that joke about canoes and pockets?

Women have no taste

I happened upon Three's a Crowd on BBC 2 (it followed the Simpsons so I'm not too sad).

It's another excuse for Claudia Winkleman to show how unable she is to do the job she's paid for (how do you spell nepotism?) but thats' not important. On it were two chaps trying to get a girl to pick them to stay in some London faceless apartment for the next episode. To do this they went on dates.

Today's choice was Finn who was very camp wimpish photographer but not too bad to look at (but what was going on with his eyebrows) and Alex a tennis coach who was very youknowwhatable but was a complete prat.

Depending how shallow you are either you could just go on looks and pick Alex or go on personality (oh yeah) and pick Finn.

The chapess picked sweet (in a prussic acid way) Finn.

Well that leaves Alex for Bill...


UPDATE Red Devil on the pants FM Forums has posted caps of Finn. I want Alex *throws toys* I want Alex.

Down under

Matt Shirvington, him of the truely epic third leg, has hurt his hamstring. Bless.

Michael Phelps didn't get to race the walking stereotype Ian Thorpe (Bill prefers Ian looking like this). Kiss and make up chaps.

Zane Holmes has opted for tragic haircut 2004. Zanipoos please behave.

Seperated at birth

VC deserving Trooper Christopher Finney and US gymnast Adam Pummer.

Bloggery

To add interest (and I can't be bothered to move some caps off my laptop) here's a new segment to Bill's rambles to thousands of faceless non comment making, rarely emailing people a link to a ramdom blog I have happened across for some reason.

Today's winner is [rolls drums...though hitting them would be better]:

bbCity.co.uk

Bill get wet

I went swimming on Tuesday. Sadly Justin Huntley was not in the pool.

Nor was Jesse Spencer.

No that I'm one for gossip...

But Jamie Luke of Hollyoaks 'fame' has been seen at Oxford Brooke's Gipsy Lane Campus studying...or so I'm told.

As I'm on Brookes will that chap there who thinks he is David Beckham and goes around wearing an Alice band realise how stupid he actually looks?

Another ramble

You probably all want just a long list of pictures...well tough luck nerrr.

Tim Draxl (left) looks like Justin Timberlake when he has short hair. Here he is all shirtless and in speedos with Jesse Spencer equally only in speedos for you to judge for yourself with.

Talking about judges...that's the best I can do for a segway (if that's how you spell it) the Suffolk vicar's son who really isn't gay honest gov has a Welsh surname as does Matt Lloyd of Essedon AFL fame who is sadly married (well sadly for those who want his body not for him). On the same AFL team is Mark McVeigh who is presented (though the truth may be different) as the 'hard man' of the team' (catalogue poses don't help that image).

Onto images...will Steve Sandvoss stop posting shirtless pictures of himself on his website. It's hard...ummm...to keep up...ummm...where did I put that Carry On script?

Evening

A few searches that got you here (and no I'm not spying on you as I can't and have a life well kinda sort of).

The mixed fetished:

ballet dancers speedo clad

The video they should have made:

phixx vampire sex

The further info needed:

perve matt from oxford

Wishful thinking?:

cavegirl in bed with harry capehorn

And yes I am bored.

CSI's best episode

I nominate CSI TOS episode Let the Seller Beware.

Why?

Here's why?

Chris Payne Gilbert looked all rugged all the way through it (and was even in a neoprene body suit which must be someone's fetish (at least people with odd tastes Email Bill to thank he for his blog)).

Then you had George 'butch jock typecast chappy' Eads stripping (sadly he kept his jeans on).

Then we had the star totty of the show Taylor Handley.

Firstly they had him wearing a black shirt with a porn filter on the camera. Here, here, and here.

Then he got shirtless (and sadly out came the blue filter for the camera that CSI so likes).

Here
Here
Here
Here
And here.

PS you also get to see Eric Szmanda's feet which I'll cap if those interested in feet Email me.

A ramble in the totty

There is nothing more annoying (bar your mother pointing out you are drunk when you aren't (ohh the scares)) than finding a picture of someone and not knowing who it is. Here's an example. This gymnast was at the 2003 World Champs. Now I'm sure you'll agree he's rather cute but no panting name...I'll have to put up with knowing these two are the Hamm twins.

Anyone who knows me knows I kinda like dumb blonds (OK yes that's Chaddles again but why take any effort) and even dumb brunettes (and yet another of Chris Evans) but when the plainly have a brain but act all Blazin Squad on you it's annoying. Kristian Digby the sort of poster boy for successful gay chaps in the UK media now hosts the most inane house hunting show on the planet (just look at the competition).

While we are on British totty. Henry Cavill really deserves better parts than the pap he's had. No it's not because he looks like this and this and this.

Henry could always do a scene with this Blog's third most popular bit of totty Steve Sandvoss. I've been playing with the lighting in these two pictures from his site (link below somewhere) so the look better Here and Here. Better? (don't have to answer because it might mean you have to use the scary comments...ohh I'm so scared...do you know who I did last summer?)

University of Michigan has totty. Shock horror. Brian Berends is very cute.

More totty vicar? You know vicar I was watching TV with the smalls and I saw your son Simon Thomas on Blue Peter looking rather odd. Now you progressives might think standing in a booth in San Francisco wearing odd shorts which show off your bits is acceptable but I don't. I was even more shocked when I saw Simon running around in some gym stuff that showed off his bellybutton and left little to the imagination down below...no horse noises Edna. You know he even shaves his armpits. He doesn't bat for the other team does he. No not Scotland Edna...

More Lee

Here's three more cpas of young Mr Williams all shirtless et al.

Here
Here
Here

Can do...can't do

Sacha Artemev looks cute in his gym gear (and to some cuter than if he was all shirtless etc) he is though about 4 foot tall.

Greg Siff silly name, body to be sinful with (very sinful), but little acting ability.

Chadipoos just can't pull off moody, though I'm sure we all agree he does cute (with added vacantness) perfectly.

Ryan or Justin (they're twins) looks all butch but not cute.

Steven Fletcher (left) of Brookside 'fame' can fill up a gold posing pouch (very well indeed). Acting...well not unless the character has only one emotion...blond.

Mused out

People's reactions to things are often the product of other stuff that is happening in their lives. Doubt that? We just try pulling a student just before finals. Trying to defend yourself from the products of this is silly as you can't change the root cause.

Why is this of interest? Well if you've been to university, are at uni or are even at school you'll know second term blues are a real pain in the behind.

The crimbo term is full of freshers partying, the drink filled crimbo build up and the novelty of newness. Term 2 as it's known to it's mates down at the clinic, is a dull time a bit like the morning after the party the night before when you have to clean up and ponder why out of all the people in the world you woke up next to the missing link.

So how do we cheer everyone up?

Well would a shirtless Beau Brady help?

Here
Here
Here.

Hit 'em

Spankable Celeb guy's bottoms (well it takes all sorts and the caps are good).

Or Peter Francis-Macrae of St Neots, Cambridgeshire who is according to the Times 'Britain’s most prolific spammer'. Though I'm not advocating violence I'm a tad surprised someone hasn't hit young Peter (who really should be out chasing young chaps or chappesses not making himself a hate figure).

Is it?

This could be a picture of Michael Pitt naked showing his bits. Bill isn't sure.

So taking the above on board and noting it shows a man's bits make your own mind up here.

How odd

You may have trouble accessing some picture as Netscape is going all Buckinghamshire Chilterns Universityed up on me.

To solve it refresh it a few times and the pic should load (though it can take time). They do exist I promise and they're not John Kerry's mistress so I'm not hiding them.

Lee

There are some people who are cute and some who are pretty but rarely both.

One such rarity it Lee Williams.

He looks good in bed, when he is over lit, when he's naked in a bath, and doing something odd with Q tips.

Past blasting

Back in the mists of time just after the ice sheet had retreated and chromosome man was setting themselves up as blazon Squad, Bill, then all young and such (not that I'm old now), was watching some pants music show and there in front of him was Craig Young of Deuce.

Now I'm a little partial to blonds and Craig was all dressed up in this tight silvery top...[entertain yourselves for a bit]...[OK I'm back] .

Anyhow back to the totty here's Ethan Embry only in a towel.

In your dreams

The Dreamers is a pants film.

Sorry it is and Michael Pitt and Louis Garrel being shirtless more or less the whole way through can't change that.

So save your money and just look at this.

Chadipoos

I've been accused of being shallow over totty but I'm not the only one *stares*.

Just look at Chad Michael Murray (you can stop looking now).He has the acting ability of a boiled herring, yet he's cast in show after show. Why other than he looks very good without anything on?

So look at this.

Thinking 'What a good actor?'?

Now here's Chaddles covering his modesty (that means naked to those from Essex) with a basket ball.

Pondering the Freudian significance of using a basketball or hoping it'd deflate?

Here's Chadipoos naked but they're only shooting from the waist up.

Rushing to become a WB cameraman?

Here's Chadski with James Lafferty (who Bill thinks is cuter) all shirtless.

Thinking of a way to put 'some' and 'three' together?

Caveat (or how not to get screwed the bad way)

I may link to sites which have 'pay for pics' sections. I try not to unless the free content is worth a look (I am not trying to get you to sign up for anything, that's your choice and I get nothing for any of these links (save the occasional nice Email)).

I've found many 'pay for pics' sites are simply a rip off of things from forums like Dreamcaps of Fannscans. One test is to look for the white block that covers some of the picture with the new site's name over it or that the picture is oddly cropped.

There are two rules to follow:

1) A site that asks not demands your support is a good site to help.
2) A site where the owner has invested his own money and time into providing good free pictures is a good site to help.

If you've found the totty you were after help boost the cosmic karma by visiting one of the sites I link to (or any other good ones) and press that link that gets them referral income or even give a few pence or cents to the site.

I'm not suggesting they are bad sites (hint) but things called Supertrendy, or Colluseum Press are of the same quality as North Korean cars.

Bill suggests you visit...

Rychard's Yahoo caps group

Greg Saunders aka Eric Szmanda slash

Richard Abril's gymnasts sites (Bill's looking forward to Jason Biltz's site coming back online...hint...hint)

Male models and cute New Zealand ones at that. Just have a look (at the free pics (if you want to pay the subscription for more is totally up to you...I'm Liberial Democrat on it (ie in the fence)) at Zac, James M, Sam, and Lance.

Getty Images. IMHO the best online picture bank and the source of may posts on forums.

Sexy Guys, one of the very few quality sites liked to FM (nb press the link suggested to help the site owner (it's not as if it takes any effort at all)).

The myth of shower screens

Ohh let's get a bit of totty (in this case Eric Mabius) and slowly move him from being totally behind a frosted showerscreen to half covered oh and we need a cheesy grin.

Harvard boy

Steve Sandvoss is yet again shirtless in a few pictures. Well he's a young actor just out of school looking for work so it's not that odd really. He can act which is a rarity for the totty in films about gays.

Look at him:

Here
And here.

Communal bathing

Rugby players like to take baths together. Apparently it's a straight thing...ummm.

Anyhow here's Ben Cohen in all his hairy shirtless wonder to perve over.

Here
here
And here.

Random totty

Jason Cook of Days.

Random Totty

Canadian gymnast Matt Albrecht

Source

Bill suggests...

You go visit Gordon's shirtless tennis player site.

Please respect his request that you don't post his pictures off site.

Well you shouldn't put shirtless pictures of yourself on the web

I'm not against people who are patriotic as long as it doesn't move into jingoism or xenophobia. I also think that people have to remember war is often the only way to get to peace (as odd as that sounds). It is also very heartening to see people actually taking an interest (regardless of if you agree with them or not) in their country and in politics. Sadly I suspect by doing so you get hatemail but who gives a flying .... about people like that?

With all the politics out of the way let me lower the tone and remark on the cuteness of Ray "Bubba" Sorensen and how good he looks shirtless .

The good, the bad, and the totty.

The good: I yes me, no not you found the James Willstrop shirtless photo I was after [yes Bill does have odd tastes].

The bad: I've seen more use of comments in a congressional mafia inquiry and I'm wondering if all the Belsen camp guards moved into the New Bodleian. Is being nice to people really such a hard thing to do? It's not as if they don't get paid to help readers.

The totty: I saw cute Matt (see below) again today. Oxford is such a small place sometimes.

Felipe Colombo

Felipe (apart from being Cory Servier's clone) is a South American soap star cum pop star.

Here are some pictures of him (shirtless et al):

Here
Here
Here
Here
And here.

Essendon gets competition

For a long time Essendon AFL club had the best totty with the likes of Matt Lloyd and Mark McVeigh (not forgetting David Hille and Aaron Henneman. Now in my opinion they are losing that crown to Geelong Cats...yes Geelong Cats...no I mean it.

One reason is Andrew Mackie (shirtless here) who along with Tim Callan and Cameron Mooney cover the cutesy angle.

Luke Buckland, Matthew McCarthy and David Spriggs (Dave Grohl's double) are very youknowwhatable.

Tom Harley and Aaron Lord are all Mr male model (strictly Argos).

Hawthorn who were always not just there have his cuteness (Bill's little obsession) back...so look for loads of bias from me that way.

Define obsession

I may be being a tad unfair but you really do have to be sad (and a sad TV company to set it up in the first place) to 'Bring Drew Home' (or in reality download 24 pdf files, print them out, and stick them together to get a 'lifesized poster' of Drew Fuller).

All that work and he's not even showing any flesh.

If you really want to 'bring home' Drew you at least want to be able to perve him.

Here's a link to Drew shirtless and here's pages of caps of Voodoo Academy in which few of the cast remain clothed for long.

If in doubt stick with what you perve

OK I admit it I find gymnasts oddly (well not that odd) arractive. Why? Well they have muscular bodies but not in the ewww way (sorry to the Strength.neters) and they look like:

Josh Landis and Guard Young.

Hairy beasty yet again

Hairy beasty of the day is Robby Ginepri.

Here's Robby in fancy dress (as hugh Hefner) in all his hairy tottiness.

Here
Here
Here

And a few no fancy dress ones

Here
Here

Do Bill a favour 2

If anyone could scan the shirtless picture of James Willstrop in the Sunday Times Magazine, Bill would be a happy camper.

Do Bill a favour

Does anyone know who the hell this chap is?

Here
Here

Spot talentless oik

Go on have a go it's not hard.

Here

If you picked any of them then you are right.

Ohh bendy

The good thing about gymnasts is you just know that they are bendable to whatever bit of naughtiness one wants.

The US has it's own boyband of gymnasts.

Todd Thornton (the cute twinky one)
Sean Townsend (the elser brother one)
Cody Moore (the 'rebal' (in the leaving the top of the toothpaste way).

And now two 'new' additions to the tottary

Justin Spring 1 and 2
Sascha Artemev

Big Love

In a 1980s moment I decided to cap the various totty in Roxette's Big Love video.

Here
Here
Here
Here
Here
And here

Random totty of the day

Bill has flu (but acting as if it is the most deadly illness ever (the Spanish Flu of 1918 ummm) and that the whole NHS should be here to look after him).

To cheer himself up he's been imagining James Thornton of the BBC's Red Cap shirtless (as he was in last nights show (I really must get a TV card) and Wade Robson (JC and Justin's 'friend') shirtless doing all manner of medicinal things to Bill's body.

Breaking the ice

It's mid August and the ice is starting to cover fjords and you are a Norweagain swimmer. What do you do?

Well if you are Anders Wold you pose naked for a photographer.

Look here.

[Found via Outsports]

It's a myth

Things that as far as I am aware do not exist but are sought by many people, the Holy Grail, World Peace and certain people shirtless.

My list so far:
Eric Szmanda of CSI fame.
Shane Filan of Westlife.

Please feel free to add to the list in the comments and I might just be able to find a picture.

Tottyland is brought to you by...

The letter H.

H is for Hollyoaks totty like Matt Milburn (cap by Baton) and Andrew Newton Lee both of whom have become the Hollyoaks have become recently the have shirtless every day chaps.

H is for Home and Away and Kip (yes again) Gamblin.

Today's random totty

US gymnastics twink par excellence Todd Thornton.

A badly placed ribbon and Zane Holmes.

An oddly lit Eric Mabius.

Bill's obsession Trent Croad.

Baron 'I was on CSI' Rogers.

And finally the extremely cute Dean Roland of Collective Soul.

Hollytotty

It must be a contractual term of every male cast member in Hollyoaks that they have to do shirtless scenes (see below) or shirtless publicity shots at least once a week.

So here's Kevin Sacre (looking amazingly fit), Daniel Hyde (looking all buffed as usual) and Henry Luxembourg ([spoiler starts] who is coming back in March which gives you an idea of how long a certain storyline will drag on for [spoiler end]).

Here

(Yes it does look like a porn movie cover not that I've ever seen one of them...)

The one thing I do like about Hollyoaks totty is that it is so varied from hairy beasts like Kevin to the hairless like Andrew Newton Lee (see below) from the buff like Guy Burnett through swimmers builds like Max Brown to the podgy like Alex James from the tanned to pasty Chris Fountain (get a tan boy).

Minor update

Below I've linked to some classic caps from the epic 'Leeches'. I have been reminded that there are other 'Leeches' caps (like this) on the Videofile site (caveat: it might just be my natural Britishness but I feel I should warn you that the site is odd to say the least (there I've past judgement and feel myself in a Hutton bubble of delusion)).

Totty of the day

Nick Scotti

[Ok it's an old picture but he's only wearing a towel]

All growed up...

It's odd how people change with age (or stay exactly the same (surgery)). If any of you saw American Gothic you might remember a young Lucas Black.

Well he's grown up.

Here
And Here

And yes I do know it should be grown not 'growed'...sigh. Talking about misusing English in Argos Botley there is a cute young chap with really tragic hair (get a hair cut) called Stewart (in a long line to get your stuff what else is there to do than look at the totty) who once used the word 'they'red'. Bless.