Tottyland

A ramble in the totty

There is nothing more annoying (bar your mother pointing out you are drunk when you aren't (ohh the scares)) than finding a picture of someone and not knowing who it is. Here's an example. This gymnast was at the 2003 World Champs. Now I'm sure you'll agree he's rather cute but no panting name...I'll have to put up with knowing these two are the Hamm twins.

Anyone who knows me knows I kinda like dumb blonds (OK yes that's Chaddles again but why take any effort) and even dumb brunettes (and yet another of Chris Evans) but when the plainly have a brain but act all Blazin Squad on you it's annoying. Kristian Digby the sort of poster boy for successful gay chaps in the UK media now hosts the most inane house hunting show on the planet (just look at the competition).

While we are on British totty. Henry Cavill really deserves better parts than the pap he's had. No it's not because he looks like this and this and this.

Henry could always do a scene with this Blog's third most popular bit of totty Steve Sandvoss. I've been playing with the lighting in these two pictures from his site (link below somewhere) so the look better Here and Here. Better? (don't have to answer because it might mean you have to use the scary comments...ohh I'm so scared...do you know who I did last summer?)

University of Michigan has totty. Shock horror. Brian Berends is very cute.

More totty vicar? You know vicar I was watching TV with the smalls and I saw your son Simon Thomas on Blue Peter looking rather odd. Now you progressives might think standing in a booth in San Francisco wearing odd shorts which show off your bits is acceptable but I don't. I was even more shocked when I saw Simon running around in some gym stuff that showed off his bellybutton and left little to the imagination down below...no horse noises Edna. You know he even shaves his armpits. He doesn't bat for the other team does he. No not Scotland Edna...