Monday, March 22, 2004

Non toxic

As this has come up in various things today here's a little fact for straight people.

If you are gay (or bi) you don't jump on any man you see wanting to shag him through the nearest hedge (or railings if you are in the city).

A lot of you straight men are (and I'm sorry to say this but it's true) as ugly as sin. Finding men sexually attractive doesn't make you blind. Even if you are cute you may not be the 'right type' or simply be so much of a prat that we would rather sleep with John Prescott [borrowings from] than you.

But finally what must be the real killer fact for you it's not you butch males that women are attracted to but homosexual men.

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