Tottyland

Best Imitation of Myself

I hate when things are postponed. I'm needy like that.

Just bought my Crimbo cards so if you know me you are getting one of 'A Barrow Full of Snow' by WL Stevenson (for the non Christians), 'The Annunciation' by Auguste Pichon, or 'An Angel' Sir Edward Burne-Jones. They may not be the greatest choice but it beats some Oxford college covered in snow which many people from Oxford send. I did once get a lot of Cambridge in Snow to confuse people, and it worked. 'Where's that in Oxford?' they asked and I grinned.

Random buff chap (his fotoblog).

If one wanders over to the Karsner Triplets site you can find long and thrilling discussions on which sex the sleep with but few shirtless pictures, like this one, of the threesome.

Wayne Rooney's night out.

On Hollyoaks a few days ago Ellie 'my husband was a serial killer' Hunter-Mills-Hunter asked Darren 'slimey oik' Osbourne to drop charges against Dan 'Hollyoaks one' Hunter. Now if this was Home and Away beating the crap out of someone would be a cry for help unless you are called Duncan and spoilt which makes you evil. Sadly Darren who is played by Ashley Taylor Dawson refuses (in that really badly acted way Ashley does so well) so Dan should go off to Australia where raping your wife's sister is something to forgive and forget.

There is so much rubbish on Sky including The Lost Treasure of Sawtooth Island which starred Seth Bernard who unfairly was shirtless just as I channel surfed past and for a lot more of the film. Fortunately the film was so bad even with the mute on I couldn't cope with more than a few scenes, shirtless Seth or not.