1 in 100

One in every one hundred people in the UK are here illegally, which was 'impossible' to know a month ago before the election.

Elsewhere Dreamcaps is blogging ('random guy' sounds familiar), Bent has 'random guys', and metallic totty that look like status Quo.

The Smallville episode Asylum featured two Jon Taylor Thomas' and one Jesse Metcalfe who deserves a second picture.

Farscape and Heartbreak High star Rel Hunt shirtless.

Richard, Chris, Giles, and Jamie who made up failed UK boyband Upside Down.

Jack Krizmanich is cute and pouty all in one ball of fluff.

Billy Slater (yes him again) gets irrigated on the move, or at least that's what it looks like.

Sydney Swan David Spriggs shirtless.

Lee Rumhor [his site] was in Smallville, [nudity alert] Queer as Folk USA (fifth montage [/nudity alert], and similar films.

Finally today's random cute guy.

Holiday Snaps

Yummy blogger totty, though boxers showing above shorts is so 2003.

Elsewhere in case you are missing it Bentblog is on a totty roll at the moment, Lauren has tactile rugby boys, Made in Brazil has models, more models, more of them, and some more, Trent has loads of stuff (but he always has loads of stuff) and Proceed at your own risk (it's really not as bad as he makes out) goes historical.

Muscled models Brent van Zant shirtless and leaving little to the imagination, Rusty Joiner (which is not a porn name apparently) naked and Ryan Lebar in speedos.

Via Jon comes Broadway star Cheyenne Jackson looking cute(ish).

Ex of Home and away Chris Egan in some Roman thing called Empire. Shame he looks 12. Bill who pointed me in this direction likes this chap Santiago Cabrera.

Canadian bit of beef Andrew Walker who 'acts' dumb, vacant and butch very well . He does do sex scenes with lots of licking though a lot of shirtlessness is in the dark, but I prefer him like this, this, and this.

Finally some random cute model.

Bye

Richard Whiteley is dead and this country has lost another of its great eccentrics.

Today I am mostly going to be dealing with Germanic totty, not really for any other reason than I have pictures of Germanic totty and should really post them otherwise this blog would be a bit pointless. I'm starting with sailor Gunnar Struckmann (which is his real name) who looks cute but doesn't get his kit off, I move on to beach volleyballer Kjell Schneider, then Josh Wald [more here] who has a surname that means forest in German and in an ideal world would be my personal sex slave (tell me you wouldn't want this chained to your bed ('ohh no that would be terrible I like to see if they have personalities')) and thus would not have to model in his pants standing on a tumbledryer, and finally racing car driver Kasey Kahne (whose family if you haven't guess by his first name moved to America) shirtless.

Andreas Wilson is a cute Swedish actor who for some odd reason has a British surname.

British actor Steven John Shepherd looked silly in Star Wars, nearly as badly as the audience at the first night.

The requests section comprises of Michael Phelps looking his usual cute dumb self and Irish Australian Rules player Tadgh Kennelly with his top off.

Finally Johnny Borrell of Razorlight shirtless which if you watched Glastonbury is not that rare a sight.

Gas Giant

As Blogger is given me some free picture hosting Io orbiting in front of Jupiter taken by the Cassini Mission.



As I get sexually harassed by a Daddy Long Legs (it keeps flying around my crotch (must have taste (of what I don't know))) I wonder how when Big Brother only had one vague bit of totty (even with pictures like this) they brought in this chap in. Now before you call me shallow as some do (I run a blog that people get on solely because of their physical appearance so d'oh) he 'adores electronics'.

Euan Blair is going to 'work for' a gay Republican congressman. How 'progressive'.

'The computer company at the centre of the tax credits fiasco is in line for a central role in the controversial scheme to introduce identity cards'.

Any way here comes the totty.

Well almost. Wasn't John Dutton ex of Neighbours cute (and thin) once?

American gymnasts Raj Bhavsar shirtless, Steve McCain, and Todd Thornton and his 'brother' Sean Townsend shirtless twice. There is though a scale problem as they are all about two feet tall.

American athlete Andrew Rock, and American swimmer Michael Phelps.

Imagine my utter shock when I was told by Cathy that this chap called Bryce was somehow associated with the latest US version of Strip Search. There must be a mistake's he is plainly far too attractive, though a tad chubby. I can even put up with his beard which for me is a rarity. Caps borrowed from here.

Part of the actor slash model (slash waiter) breed Paul Lindsey.

Finally a random cute (well some of them) swimming or polo or something you wear speedos to play (which in my mind should be all sports) team. I have no idea what the CMS on their speedos stands for. It's a bit buying fruit at Tesco, a quick glance and maybe a squeeze and you pick the ones you like.

In my day

New linkage Made in Brazil, a blog that comes from Brazil (never have guessed that would you), and the Most Sexy Guys forum.

The old don't like naked statues.

Facial hair can be a mistake, Justin Long.

From Complete Savages comes the cute hairy shirtless Shaun Sipos. It's odd they spared the wax as he's playing a 17 year old.

Daniel Cudmore from the second X man film [his site] showing off his chest moves to the right, then stands around looking butch.

British swimmer David Davies in a photoshoot which basically involves David doing swimming things like sitting around with goggles, or on a starting block twice and standing around in his shorts.

Today's random cute guys, with black hair and red hair.

Tim from the Dutch boyband Di-rect.

And finally US athlete Jesse Strutzel who looks a little like Shane West.

Bloody Cold

A Greenpeace jolly to the Arctic Ocean to highlight the effect 'Global Warming' was having up there have pulled out because the weather is too cold.

The dictator is making it illegal to protest anywhere near parliament without his permission including strangly parts of the South Bank just to get rid of one man. This from a 'man' who said 'When I pass protestors every day at Downing Street, and believe me, you name it, they protest against it, I may not like what they call me, but I thank God they can. ThatÂ’s called freedom'.

The pouty shirtlessness of Australian rugby player Matt Cooper, French rugby totty Vincent Clerc naked and the flowing locks of AFLer Mark McVeigh who is shirtless too, the cute with odd named Llane Spaanderman and Dean Polo shirtless twice and some other Richmond Tigers [their site].

Finally ex of the OC Chris Carmack in his between jobs yoga video who prances around tight shorts (I wonder what yoga position long lingering shots of Chris' crotch illustrate) and spends a lot of time doing poses like this, this and this which must only coincidentally look like he's practicing for nightmaneuverss. To quote someone who wishs to remainanonymouss he 'gets hot, looks hot and plays with his balls' though I'd add his haircut (chest and head) is a mistake.

Ties Begone

Muslim, French and a suicide bomber, xenophobia made easy.

Jon spots totty in the form of Jonathan Wendel on the BBC of all places.

not getting it.

Richard has some new pictures of the Karshner threesome [their site/Bletchley Park],

Via Brent comes three items of tottiness firstly Landon Lueck who was on one of the Real Worlds (Real World must think of a new idea for a show?) who looks cuter from a distance (don't we all) and the Carlson Twins who have gone overly skinny and muscled when I much prefer them looking like this.

AFer Luke Brennan showing some leg.

The following section contains some nudity both from the front and the back which may upset the prudish and religious (but who will probably look anyway for 'research') One of the great unanswered questions is why straight rugby players get their kits off, show off their behinds and generally act as if they are couples and also why they always do calendars with their kits off. All these chaps come from Sheffield Hallam University (or what was Sheffield Poly) so you can perve on here. David found all of that so don't blame me.


Brandon Henschel showing off his body to an audience of totally straight men at a Kylie concert.

From Alexander Depatie's clone comes Australian soap opera star Blair McDonough shirtless in his pants.

James Marsden in the pool.

Finally Corey Sevier trying to look hard, trying to look butch, shirtless legs wide possibly showing something.

Toastie

'Officer it wasn't me...it was the toast'. My lawyers tell me to mention that he was found innocent of the charges but of course that doesn't mean he didn't do it, or this is illegal. Some guilty people avoid court altogether.

Apparently if you don't have sex then your sperm counts drops. I'm sure there is a chat up line somewhere in that.

As it is allegedly the athletics season, though except for Olympic years you would never notice, here is the UK's 400 metre relay team Tim Benjamin, Rob Tobin, Graham Hedman and Malachi Davis which sadly lacks quality as it doesn't have either Jamie Baulch and Chris Rawlinson in it. Germany does better with Thomas Blaschek who gets all shouty, and Simon Kirch.

Australian rugby and underwear modeling totty Dan Carter wearing clothes for once.

Smallville extra well bit part player Geoff Clements who spent all of his thirty second screentime in a hot tub.

Finally this may be a messed around photo of Lebart or Leandro whose surname begins with 'Bart' [his photoblog/'fan' site]

Days are getting longer

Tomorrow is the longest day of the year but in the UK it isn't until the next day that we get the latest sunset and gain all of one minute before sunset.

Thrilled aren't you?

New Stuffing

New linkage the self explanatory Daily Drool, feed the birds is Penguin Food and the should link somewhere Gay Orbit. Sadly though Blackdogue will be closing down from Tuesday night.

And they say gays are a danger to society.

The dictatorship wants to ban 'incitement to religious hatred' in the usual very broad bad law way . It has always been wrong to attack people for what they are, but we should all be able to challenge what people believe.

When KARK becomes a rude word, nature lessons (well at least it doesn't look like the Virgin Mary) and models sadly clothed, but still think unwrapping and people say the silliest things.

[nudity alert] People playing rugby naked as one does [/nudity alert].

ALFer Daniel Merrett, rugby players Ryan Roberts in his kit and Raphael Poulain naked, long jumper John Thornell jumping, looking cute and some Crows in the shower together.

Out kids TV presenter Andrew Hayden Smith in school uniform, Adrian will be pleased.

And finally Croatian basketballer Beno Udrih [fansite] in his kit and liking milk.

It's a scorcher

As it's too bloody hot (well hot I can deal with but hot and humid is a killer) and I won't be able to do anything that useful (well useful in the 'surfing the net isn't useful' way) I'm going to ramble a bit and post some more pictures.

It appears that the newly revised regulations under 18 USC 2257 ( I think that's how you quote it) have site owners running scared. I have no idea how or if this will effect here, but as I use US based Blogger and Imageshack it might. As I come from a country which has a legal age of 16 and intention as one of the requisites of much of our legal system I'll just move. I can see what these regulations were designed to do, protect children, something I'm sure we all agree with but they seem to be badly drafted and over the top.

definitely over 16 are from left to right rugby players Simon Taylor, Ben Cohen and Peter Stringer doing some more modeling for pants makers Sloggi. Basically it's the same picture different poses as this one, Simon looking all smooth and blond, Ben simply looking hairy (something he does rather well) and Peter added on extra country coverage. Also on the rugby theme Lauren queen of Australian rugby totty is excelling herself on her blog like thingy.

Cutish blond vacant looking twins a bit of acne medication and we're in pure bliss. Sam and Chris Gooley (for those are their names) play Aussie rules in case you are interested. So does Lance Franklin who seems to be having his skin measured. Why? Who knows. A wonderful chap called Kenton usually sends me pictures of AFL players on odd positions but I found these two, firstly Bredon Lade doing the Timewarp, and who knows what Luke Hodge and Matt Primus are doing but those shorts must stain.

Jeepers Creepers where did you get this sequel?

Jeepers Creepers 2 follows the basic horror plot, loads of teens isolated with someone or something trying to kill them. Fortunately before the bloodshed we get a lot of shirtlessness, on the top of a bus, in it, and in a field. The film stars (left to right) Eric Nenninger, Drew Tyler Bell, Al Santos (again, and again), Travis Schiffner, Josh Hammond, and Billy Aaron Brown. Josh [fansite] is a DeCoteau epic mainstay and thus really can't act like most of the cast but as it's a horror movie that's not vital.

After all the killing you think you'll get no more totty the on the screen strolls this chap by the name of Marshall Cook who spends the whole of the final scene shirtless in one of those totty unnecessary bit of flesh showing that make films better.

Two

Twinage

French teen tennis totty Richard Gasquet legs spread wide [his site]. On a linked subject the Sunday Times has a section on 'the sex gods of centre court'. Don't get too excited it's really naff.

The chap who plays an athlete in the Euromillions rip off advert who I think has a certain cuteness so you lucky people get to see him.

I haven't heard of Cleopatra 2525 but it looks fun, probably total pants though.

From the trailer of the film Spun here's John Leguizamo who runs (and stands) around shirtless and naked bar a sock. It also for some reason has lots of blond fluff wearing not much standing and lying around in their pants. No idea why.

Obsessionality

Some people really should feed my obsessions and not post pictures of Thom Evans on other forums before sending them to me.

I'm updating links soon so any you want added please Email me about. To save time a message to the few, I don't link to sites that consist mainly of pictures of underage boys so there really isn't much point sending me links to them is there?

A man who thinks gays are 'sinners' is new archbishop of York. Nice whitewash by the BBC as usual.

Kyle Boller plays the American version of football which is really rugby in armour but looks cute so we'll let him off playing such a silly game. More pictures at Bentblog.

Robert Mijatovic is a Canadian college student and in my opinion is very cute so I'm posting him here. Is there a better reason?

Models, models, everywhere, and they're blond too like model and now actor Kellan Lutz (bet that was a fun name at school) who apart from the odd hair looks really quite nice shirtless, Mark Bosman goes A and F (or Aryan and F*ckable (I'm so very crude)) and the cleavage look, and finally Warren Davis who is just simply beautiful, not in the hairy masculine Chris Carmack way (though seeing him in that Yoga video (caps next week if I can be bothered) confuses the issue, but the poor chap must have needed the money and sadly didn't do some naff almost porn video (or in some cases porn video) which is the industry standard), but in the blond fluff way that makes you think he'd look good shirtless on your sofa confused about what he just sat on or just simply standing there with his shirt buttons undone with his nipples so ready to be sucked...

I uploaded these two pictures of Michael Phelps in speedos, one and two, for a post elsewhere but you might as well get a look.

Via Andrew comes a small (picture of )today's random cute guy. Yes this is the place I can post that chap in college/university that you have been lusting over, or the boyfriend of your best mate that you really would like to get jiggy with and you are sure he's flirting with you but it's not the right thing to do or anyone you think is worthy of the title of 'cute guy'.

Ball Boys

To honour my linkage to Lauren's rugby blog here are some pictures of Australian rugby players starting with my favourite Billy Slater running around shirtless as he does so often, Glenn Morrison in his pants, Stuart Webbe, Clinton Schifcofske, Luke O'Donnell, Brent Tate, Cameron Smith shirtless, Brad Watts, and Kurt Gidley. More rugby players shirtless for a calendar here. And here's AFLer Ryan O'Keefe because he kind of fits in here.

Via Keith comes the hairy Peter Krause.

[nudity warning] Someone's caps of Australian Big Brotherers nude (more here) [/nudity warning]

Models Joe Edwards and Mr Underwear Ivan Gabriel wearing less and less and less.

Canadian Pop Idoler Rex Goudie who vaguely looks like Ashton Kutcher.

Elsewhere

Jared has Michael Phelps modeling underwear, Timmy Ray is down, Bentblog and Muchy have Jason Beitel, Muchy also has his holiness Brandon 'I so hope he's straight 'Henschel and boybander Austin Drage while Bentblog has added Andrew Stetson and his boiness has Chris Rix.

See what you miss if you don't have a look at the sites I link too.

Rental

Renta dildo...hope the cleaners are good.

The dazed, the fat, the thug, the old and the chimp.

For Clay Irish actor soon to be in the new Batman film, Cillian Murphy in his pants and naked.

New baseballers David DiNatale, Ike Davis, and Michael Klindt.

French triathlete Nicolas Becker, in his kit, shirtless with some others, and in the shadows [his site].

US actor Ben Feldman showing as much flesh as I can find.

Stanford's water polo team from I gather a few years ago and sadly not the totty aisle in Tescos.

Finally two cute American models Chris Osmond (three more 1, 2, and 3) [his site] and Billy Castro.

Rugger

You Are a Snarky Blogger!

You've got a razor sharp wit that bloggers are secretly scared of. And that's why they read your posts as often as they can!

What kind of blogger are you?

[via TDAD]

For Andy a shirtless Gavin Henson.

Australian rugby player David Conn shirtless, AFLer Joel Bowden molesting Ashley Hansen, Leigh Harding and as Kenton (who provided some of these pictures) calls it 'butt sniffing'.

In the UK version of Cracker episode 'True Romance' Ian Curtis plays a jock who gets jiggy with a teaching aide and when finished decides to go home, while gathering up his clothes the lass he's been humping disappears. Ian does confused look and tries to find her. Where are you? Soon he finds her and happily gets tied up as he thinks he's about to get jiggy again. Sadly that's not the case and while Ian gets all upset and tied only in his pants, struggles only in his pants, and continues to do so until the scream fades to black. This character is played by Vince Vieluf in the US version.

Charlie Simpson and his clone Dan Haigh.

A Jackson Verdict

Will the guilty be innocent?

Shirtphobic

Kylie's dancers who don't like shirts.

From Channel 4's School of hard knocks boxer Andrew Angus.

Actor, singer and DeCoteau fluff Greg Cipes shirtless with short and long hair [his site/caps of his 'acting'].

More models from Tony featuring Stevie Smith in his trunks (which fall down seemingly), and board shorts and at a pit showing contest. Shaun Elad shirtless, Toby Nugent, Spencer Eyman, Steven Masi, shirtless in his pants and a group of shirtless models assume the position.

Finally golf totty John Poucher shirtless and getting molested and the UCLA golf team naked. No ball jokes I promise.

Sir of Madame

Via Jared comes this which is not just an excuse to post pictures of cute chaps and chappesses, no really. These chaps must be educational.

Amazon do free legal music downloads...well I never [viaing Jared again].

Fakes come around again and again like and this Andy Roddick with what looks like a penis drawn in in crayon is doing the rounds again. Now we all get stung that way sometime, Andrew Walker in a speedos was mine, but it still amazes me how quickly and with how much bile someone innocently posting a fake gets. The saving grace though is those who do that are prats anyway so who cares what they thing. Talking (well writing, or typing) about prats...

These allegedly are the cream of American stripping talent found by Strip Search. To quote Mitch who sent me the pictured he'd get jiggy with only four of them of them. I think he's a generous chap.

Kevin McBride who fought Mike Tyson and still has both ears.

Dan Carlson from DeCoteau epic the Frightening whose sole use in the film was to wash himself in a blue light, over and over again. Dan must have been worried when he turned up to do a film and found most of the other cast shirtless, blue lights and crap dialogue. Fortunately he seems to play college hockey now.

Via Tim Blair come cute lefties moaning about whaling or 'scientific research' (and if the whale meat gets on Toyko restaurant menus the UN will ignore it). We have two cute chaps sitting on bed, son who has his mother's haircut, I like Wales...well Gavin Henson, and OHP use 101.

Who knew AJ Trauth was so hairy, Daniel Bedingfield has a cute brother (Josh who is apparently 17) and former 24/7er Thom Evans likes playing with big, long, hard, things.

Duality

One of the problems of doing this blog is you get things ready and then just before I post them other people post the pictures. Today it's happened twice. I was going to upload pictures of Christian Klien the motor racing driver shirtless but Bentblog has them. Also I have pictures of the only two good looking bits of totty on the US version of Strip Search Ryan (again) and Sean (again) and now they are on Dreamcaps. With such a poor lot I wonder why this chap didn't get in.

Here are the rest of the motor racing totty comprising of a very shirtless Jenson Button sitting around in what looks like a shower shirtless though (or have I said that already) and blond fluff Ryan Briscoe shirtless who does triathalons too (though that number is in totally the wrong place).

Finally Troy star Garrett Hedlund shirtless (twice). I believe Garrett played the lover of Brad Pitt's character, well lover in Homer's poem, but not in the movie.

Unidentified

Apparently Desperate Housewives' Cody Kasch shirtless though I'm thinking it's Shawn Pyfrom but that's just me.

Motorcyclist totty Ben Bostrom shirtless, hairy, with his brother and a skateboard.

4400 star Patrick Flueger shirtless.

Mr Church Gavin Henson shirtless via Lawrence.

Danish boxer Mikkel Kessler aka the Viking Warrior (very inventive) shirtless and not shirtless.

Via Lauren a bigger version of that Billy Slater shirtless picture.

By request musician Howie Day looking cute(ish) [his site].

Actor/musician/model/whatever Josh Keaton in a 'wifebeater' and looking interesting.

Long Knives

Long kitchen knives are naughty and 'serve no purpose except as weapons' and text books in California may no longer be more than 200 pages in length. Good for nanny.

Bill wants this chap (Ben Bostrom) from Proceed at your own risk

Sydney Swans players alone (Ryan O'Keefe), running and in the swimming pool. The fact that Ryan O'Keefe is in each one of those pictures is entirely coindental and to do with me wanting to get in his pants.

Tony's Spanish film section again. As we left it our hero was being you know whated by his English tutor, now I'm not sure is doing that is good educational practice (though looks far more fun than examining the use of imagery in Dostoevsky). Annoyingly mid pump our hero's father enters the room (wonderfully stereotypical Spanish father look) and after having a quick perve breaks things up. It had a good outcome through.

For some odd reason he sent me pictures of Danny Roberts in the same Zip file. Now Danny is a bit of a self publicist but still very cute as he twirls, twirls shirtless.

Oh and here's the oh so very straight but hairy Ian Thorpe.

Foul

A chicken was fined $54 for crossing a road in California but had the fine dismissed at appeal. Feel free to turn that into a joke.

China has ordered all websites and blogs inside its borders to register or get closed down. Interestingly they are using the same porn/crime argument that bigots all over the world are using to control the web.

Sports totty consisting of...wait for it...rugby players, gymnasts and AFLers. The rugby totty are Ben Gollings, Cameron Smith and Billy Slater shirtless twice with this one from Lauren. The AFLers consist of Jesse Smith, Ryan O'Keefe getting erected in public (again) and Mr Born on the same day as Bill Daniel Giansiracusa. Finally the gymnastic shaggable ones Rafael Martinez, Marcell Hetrovics, and Yuri van Gelder twice.

Jake Meyer how has summited Everest. I bet Everest was pleased. No don't groan as I had worse puns in mind.

Craig Bierko who looks cute on TV but not in pictures. Go figure.

Australian model Derrick Hayes gets shirtless then naked. Why he's naked in front of a Periodic Table resting his behind on things like Dante must mean something...other than the photographer is a pretentious prat.

US soap star Jason Cook gets erected while playing with Kyle Lowder. I know the feeling.

Finally back, mainly because people sent me pictures, is the random cute guys section. To get here all someone has to be cute, not be famous and have a picture on the web. Kyle thinks this chap is cute while Sam gets greedy and picks two swimmers.

El Jiggy

From Tony comes the first trance of his caps of the Spanish gay short En malas compañías about a school boy who picks up men and gets jiggy with them including his English tutor. Basically these caps are a lot of kissy, kissy, undressy, undressy, talky, talky, then jiggy, jiggy, jiggy, jiggy, more jiggy, then more of it, and more, and then more. A lot of jiggy then.

After all that jigginess here's some American gymnasts starting with Todd Thornton, a shirtless Sean Townsend, an equally shirtless Jason Gatson, Kyle Fernandez, and Brandon Cook.

Finally some AFLers Sam Butler, Aaron Edwards, and Shannon Byrnes.

A nice pair of hubcaps

Apparently Ford are making gay cars and some 'family values' lot are boycotting them because they are. [via Matt]. They must be scared that their SUVs will turn gay if they see too many of them.

Oxford student Sam Brown got fined for calling a police horse gay. Nice to see Thames Valley police tackling important issues.

Via Tony comes another one of the French rugby player troika Mike James nude.

Eric Lively looking cute, as does actor Michael Angarano and AFLer Gary Ablett.

Models Shaun Maki, nearly shirtless, shirtless and in leather and Dustin Charapata, shirtless and showing off his behind.

Finally German gymnast Christian Berczes gets erected.

Frolics

Jared has reality 'stars' frolicing in their swimming trunks in water.

It's nice to see I'm not the only one who spots totty everywhere when Andy caps Nick Jones, Deep Throat's grandson shirtless.

Some people really don't get how the web works. An example is model Eugen Bauder (oddly born in Kazakhstan) who obviously wants publicity (or why else set up a website) but has on every page 'REPRODUCTION OF MATERIAL FROM EUGENBAUDER.NET WITHOUT WRITTEN PERMISSION IS STRICTLY PROHIBITED'. What Eugen fails to grasp is he'll get a lot more publicity allowing a few photos to circulate around the web than hoping someone might come across his site.

Tony's model section includes Peter Johnson in his pants and some more pants,
and Robert Bloom shirtless looking blond fluffy.

Via Ian comes Canadian model Niko Sofianos bulging and shirtless.

Cute German actor Pete Wojak.

Essendon AFL totty Angus Monfries getting into position.

Aurelien Wiik gets played with.

As suggested by Phil oiled Turkish wrestlers and here are one, two, three and four bits of interest.

Hottest?

Vote for The Men of June '05. Cough...Paul Telfer...Cough. Another vote at Bentblog cough...James Storey by a write in vote...cough.

German footballer Mike Hanke looking blond and Germanic.

Evan from ModelGuys showing off his talents.

From Tony comes (no not models but) rugby players Jeremie Ballais wearing only foam and Arthur Garrigue providing bicycle parking, as does French/Dutch actor Aurelien Wiik who gets shirtless with his mobile and lays the table [a fansite].

Actor/model/porn star Thierry Pepin, Bryce Johnson both naked, and Reynaldo Gianecchini nearly nude.

A million but not in Edinburgh

Please don't trash my hometown of Edinburgh if you want to protest, Sedgefield is nice I hear.

Trent has broken the million, visitors that is. See what happens when I link to places, they get more visitors.

Via Cathy comes Justin Timberlake frolicing shirtless in a waterfall. I really don't like the beard Justin.

Some AFLers really should stop doing things like this and this in public. Those are via Kenton as is this of the Wakelin twins.

Tony has moved off models, probably for thirty seconds, and onto Guillaume Labbe the cute young rugby player with the nice behind. Loads of bike parking there.

And a massive well done chaps for all those who identified Guillaume.

I'm not sure if Britney lost out getting her 'marriage' to Jason Alexander annulled, but it wasn't as if she moved up in the world.

Blond fluff Canadian VJ Devon Soltendieck.

Footballers are easy totty so here is young German football totty Erik Domaschke and Michael Delura. It is sad though that those are the only two cute ones in 14 under 21 players. Italian footballer Alessandro Del Piero gets shirtless twice.

Finally via a fansite comes Harry Potter totty (yes I did type that) Stanislav Ianevski looking cute.