Tottyland

Foul

A chicken was fined $54 for crossing a road in California but had the fine dismissed at appeal. Feel free to turn that into a joke.

China has ordered all websites and blogs inside its borders to register or get closed down. Interestingly they are using the same porn/crime argument that bigots all over the world are using to control the web.

Sports totty consisting of...wait for it...rugby players, gymnasts and AFLers. The rugby totty are Ben Gollings, Cameron Smith and Billy Slater shirtless twice with this one from Lauren. The AFLers consist of Jesse Smith, Ryan O'Keefe getting erected in public (again) and Mr Born on the same day as Bill Daniel Giansiracusa. Finally the gymnastic shaggable ones Rafael Martinez, Marcell Hetrovics, and Yuri van Gelder twice.

Jake Meyer how has summited Everest. I bet Everest was pleased. No don't groan as I had worse puns in mind.

Craig Bierko who looks cute on TV but not in pictures. Go figure.

Australian model Derrick Hayes gets shirtless then naked. Why he's naked in front of a Periodic Table resting his behind on things like Dante must mean something...other than the photographer is a pretentious prat.

US soap star Jason Cook gets erected while playing with Kyle Lowder. I know the feeling.

Finally back, mainly because people sent me pictures, is the random cute guys section. To get here all someone has to be cute, not be famous and have a picture on the web. Kyle thinks this chap is cute while Sam gets greedy and picks two swimmers.