Campbell Brown:

Buttons

Via Scott comes the modest Brilliant Button Maker which produced this:



Thrilled aren't you? Bonus points if you can guess who that tiny person on the button is.

Want to hear something depressing? Recently it's been warmer in wintry Sydney, than summary Oxford (and that includes our urban heat island thing).

British dancer and Pop! 'star' Glen Ball shirtless alone and with his holiness Saint Brandon.

US soap star Jason Cook shirtless (and with short hair which is apparently important to some though his hair is not what I'm concentrating on).

Jason Mraz is cute whatever other people say.

Via a 'Man U hater' comes British footballer (that's the UK version that involves kicking the baller as opposed to the US version that doesn't) and Manchester United's Alan Smith. It's good to see totty surpassing tribal football supporter angst and I won't give you my opinions on football but I've always found better things (or people) to do on Saturday afternoons.

Hollyoak's Bombhead aka Lee Otway getting played with by Lee (I can't be bothered to look up his real name).

Finally Canadian ice skater and AnF model Andreev Fedor shirtless.

Removed by request

Extremely Naff

Extreme Ops Joe Absolom and Devon Sawa but sadly bar the ski/snowboarding sequences is a pretty bad film. Ok you can ask what was I expecting, and my response is something better than a Channel 5 afternoon movie (you know the ones titled things like 'Hell in South Dakota: the Tom Daschle years' or 'Originality 7').

There is one (I repeat one) good scene in which Joe and a plump (but still cute (well I think so)) Devon hottub together. Apart from a shirtless Devon and Joe also get to see Joe's skinny behind. Here's some more shirtless pictures of Devon 1 and 2 and (can you tell I've got bloggers block yet?) Joe 1 and 2 (that's beer coming out of his mouth sadly).

This scene comes half way through so you can miss the pants bits.

Guess Who

Who did they turn into?




Clues in the filename if you can't guess (clues in their name way)

Reviews

'If your taste in men runs more to the buff and hairless variety' watch Eating Out apparently (or an Oxford park on a warm day).

From Matt comes loads of wrestlers.

Canadian gymnast David Kikuchi being gymnastic in a shirtless way. If you like them muscled and able to do this David's your totty.

Via his Boiness Capitol Hill totty Ryan Abraham and Miguel Mendoza.

Italian singers Luca DiRisio [his site] and the cute Tiziano Ferro [his site].

German DJ Benny who looks cute but that's as much as I know about him.

Finally Stargate cutie Alexis Cruz as shirtless as I can find him.

Got them

To celebrate the capture of three (now possibly four) failed mass murderers here's ITV's cute reporter Glenn Goodman doing his job:

Alone on the Plain

Texas Rangers stared James van der Beek and Ashton Kutcher. While other cast members Dylan McDermott, Jon Abrahams, Jordan Brower, Matt Keeslar, and Eric Johnson all stayed clothed James had a bath and Ashton joined him (something Ashton looked happy about).

Ashton 'acted' dumb (and skinny), James was miscast but the film was passable.

Sinful thoughts about Eric Johnson





French swimmer Hugues Duboscq in his kit (which is more or less out of it for the rest of us).

By request AFLer Nick Riewoldt.

Some shirtless AFL and Australian rugby players starting with Essendon's Mark McVeigh and Andrew Welsh, Manly's Chad Randall, the Bulldog's Daniel Conn and finally a triplet of pictures of Billy Slater shirtless again.

More guess who

So who do you think these are (and no cheating Jared):

Dan, Dan, underpants man

Bentblog follows a good suggestion, from me of course.

Via Andy comes a virtual stripper.

[ugly people nude warning]Why is it always ugly people who do things like this?[/ugly people nude warning] Sadly cute idiotic lefty and his boiness' protestors weren't there. Note to protest organisers get cute chaps to walk around shirtless (or nude) and your protest will get liked to all other the place.

Oh for weak railings.

Via Jared comes the four choices for the new James Bond who unless they are going to do a Dalton again Alex O'Lachlan is the only choice.

Former child actor Sam Horrigan looking a lot more mature [more caps on Dreamcaps (free registration required)]

Lees, American actor Lee Pace and UK boybander Lee Ryan.

Via Jim and Indie PR comes VH1 Kept's Slavco Tuskolaski shirtless again.

Wacky students in their pants [more]. They're students and they play rugby so double only in pantsness.

Australian blond fluff swimmers Adam and Travis together. Travis looks better with hair.

British 'actor' Danny Young showing cleavage.

The wonderfully named Taylor Kitsch shirtless.

German water polo player Heiko Nossek and his shaved armpit.

American actor Kevin Isola who Bill knows nothing about so he's going to ask you to imagine lots of witty comments.

And finally today's random cute guy.

Simulated

Go on guess who you think these Sims 2 heads are of:












From here.

Tin Foil

Make your own conspiracy theory.

Ann Coulter is the Stupidest Man of the Year, Alien vs. Predator for Stupidest Movie of the Year, Fox News for Media Outlet Which Has Best Furthered Ignorance (plainly don't watch the BBC) and Canada has the stupidest government.

The request section with Scottish rugby player Simon Taylor shirtless, and Jamie Oliver open for punning.

Ten naked cyclists.

British actor Tom Payne in some History Channel thingy about the Nemi ships (who said this blog wasn't educational) where he played Caligula got a massage while eating grapes (no cliche there) and stood around looking moody.

Dan Carter surrounded by shirtless men and shirtless pictures of himself. You kind of forget he does anything other than model pants.

Finally three random shirtless cute chaps.

Blog Business

In order not to get sued by idiots appearing or being mentioned on this blog does not imply that the person is gay, straight or like blow up dolls of Tony Blair.

This blog runs under the laws of England and Wales and thus I don't need to have records about anything (I hope).

I have had emails saying the blog takes a long time to load. This is probably due to the pictures now on the face of the blog and dial up users. I know not everyone has the best connections so please use the comments below to provide a straw poll on this.

Little Green Men

This blog is getting broadcast into space with help from MindComet. Just think on some alien planet there is a xenoanthropology department wondering what the frell 'totty' means and what they could do to Brechi (probing no doubt).

I'm getting addicted to Law and Order if just to watch how perfect the late Jerry Orbach was for the part he played or how good it is for a one hour TV show.

Remember you can advertise here and I'm $30 cheaper than Trent (as if that's a surprise).

It's nice when good sites (with some naughty pictures so beware) link to me.

Gays are the most likely to experience violent and physical hate crimes in New York City nearly three times more than any other group. They are also the second most likely to experience any hate crime.

Getting wet totty starting with a close examination of Leon Taylor, Michael Phelps getting pitty once and twice, Randall Bal looking cute and buff and wet, a foursome of American swimmers get cuddly, Australia's Jim Piper tattooed, swimming and playing with ropes and Brendan Capell shirtless.

And finally AFL totty Tadhg Kennelly shirtless and an excited Lance Franklin.

His Boiness is a having a birthday today.

Hints



Remember to vote for Justin



Swim totty.

Blackdogue's Male Celeb Nudes is back but in a historic way, his Boiness has shirtless Republicans

A good view of Alexandre Despatie in speedos and Jevon Tarantino also in speedos.

US model/actors Kellen Lutz and Darin Brooks.

Welsh runner Tim Benjamin bulging.

Ryan Carnes shirtless(ish).

AFLers shirtless Phillip Read and Colin Sylvia.

Brad Pitt shirtless, yes that's Brad Pitt shirtless, yes Brad Pitt, the real Brad Pitt.

Finally from Sam, Jack Osbourne, yes Jack Osbourne.

Gavin Henson:








Via here.

Ski Jumpers



Germans Kai Bracht [his site], Julian Musiol [fansite], Stefan Pieper [his site], Daniel Klausmann near and from afar,
Jorg Ritzerfeld again, Stephan Hocke [his site], and Alexander Herr.

France's Maxime Remy, Florentin Durand, and David Lazzaroni shirtless
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Norway's very cutesome Bjorn Einar Romoren shirtless, again, and again and again [fansite],
Henning Stensrud, and Anders Bardal shirtless.

Finally Austria's
Christian Nagiller shirtless [his site].

Iran Executes Two Gay Teens In Public Hanging

LONDON, July 21 – Two gay teenagers were publicly executed in Iran on 19 July 2005 for the ‘crime’ of homosexuality. The youths were hanged in Edalat (Justice) Square in the city of Mashhad, in north east Iran. They were sentenced to death by Court No. 19.

Iran enforces Islamic Sharia law, which dictates the death penalty for gay sex.

One youth was aged 18 and the other was a minor under the age of 18. They were only identified by their initials, M.A. and A.M.

They admitted – probably under torture, London-based gay human rights group Outrage! suggests – to having gay sex but claimed in their defence that most young boys had sex with each other and that they were not aware that homosexuality was punishable by death.

Prior to their execution, the teenagers were held in prison for 14 months and severely beaten with 228 lashes.

More from Andy and on GayOrbit.

UK Gay Leaders Receive Death Threats From Muslim Fundamentalists Group Says

(London) A British LGBT civil rights group says its leaders have received death threats from Muslim fundamentalists and warns that gay clubs could be targets for terrorist bombers.

"Gay venues could be bombed by Islamic terrorists," OutRage said Monday. "All gay bars and clubs should introduce bag and body searches. Muslim fundamentalists have a violent hatred of lesbians and gay men. They believe we should be killed. Our community could be their next target. This is no time for complacency."

Diversions

To divert people's attention from evil men here's Welsh rugby player Gavin Henson (or Mr Church) [via here]






Some actor totty including Kip Pardue, Drake Bell [via Joe], and Jamie Bamber looking very heroic.

Some AFL totty Brett Ebert, Adam Iacobucci and some Brisbane Lions boys on the pull (sadly for girls).

Some musical totty Chuck and Pierre from Simple Plan, and Razorlight's Johnny Borrell prancing around shirtless [via Rearendz].

Some college swimmers totty.

Some football totty Chelsea goalkeeper Petr Cech shirtless.

Some mayoral son totty Andrew Giuliani.

Finally some random cute chap and random cute chaps totty.

Paul Telfer:

London Pride

There's a little London flower,
Every year unfailing.
Growing by the crevices
In some London railing.
Though it has a Latin name
In town and countryside,
We in England call it
London Pride.

Noel Coward

Jared has David Beckham.

Timmy Ray's back...but with old posts.

Getting wet with the Australian water polo team and Toby Jenkins specifically. Alexandre Despatie who oddly has facial but not armpit hair, the opposite to Troy Dumais.

A US actor who is really called Bug Hall.

French rugby player Xavier Garbajosa shirtless [his site]

AFLer Nick Malceski.

Steve Sandvoss.

From Bill (good name) comes Paul Telfer looking cute
.

A cute CK One model shirtless in leather trousers (needs a tan though).

Finally via Simon comes today's random cute chap in a speedo playing with his bits.

Jake McDorman: