If I were a colonial I should live in:
American Cities That Best Fit You: |
60% San Diego |
55% Las Vegas |
55% Miami |
50% Austin |
50% Denver |
Steve Jones was a model, and now he presents British youff TV and is a dildo model (gets bigger if you click on it):
I get mail, occasionally some that are oddly personal. 'Which of your mates would you sleep with?' came the question by Email, so loaded it might as well be a student. If I say 'X is very cute' in some people's minds I'm saying that the rest are ugly, or not worth getting jiggy with, but X might think I want his body (which is probably the case) so if he's straight he feels uncomfortable and if he's not then we get into issues about attachments, does he find me attractive and the nightmare 'will this spoil our friendship'. All of that from a random inquiry on my views on shaggability of my friends that the Emailer doesn't even know.
The Email continues, 'Is it lickable?' Is what lickable? Jake Gyllenhaal's chest (OK in that picture you aren't going to look just at his chest but at the way he 'hangs' and thanks Brent for the evidence) might be whilst a small town in the Po valley definitely isn't (well I suppose you could lick the buildings but that would be odd (or 'performance art')).
Then I'm asked 'is it normal to' which is usually followed by something so abnormal even the average Student's Union wouldn't support it. '...feel attracted to older men?' Not as bad as I had thought. Yes within reason. Finding someone a few generations older than you attractive is fine, a Mr Smithers/Mr Burns relationship is something you should be worried about. There are of course the who they are issues, a post grad at university is one thing, your teacher is another.
So one Email and three questions I can't really answer. I so miss the 'Do you think Justin Timberlake is gay?' or the 'This guy I know, knows this guy, who has a sister who went to school with a man who once delivered a parcel to the house of David Beckham and he thinks he saw David giving John Terry a good hard shag on the front doorstep' Emails. Even the occasional 'You Bush loving faggot' ones had their moments.
So why the waffle. Well as of now all of the pictures for today's post are not working on Imageshack so this may be all you are getting today.
So what to do? Well Andy has a guest blogger who takes pictures of famous(ish) people, Made in Brazil has loads of models, Patrick is moving, and sporting totty.
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