Tottyland

Erect

If people want to post naked pictures of Kevin McDaid on their blogs is it a bad thing? I'm mean it's not as if he's mayor of New Orleans and he lets the city buses flood rather than use them. That'll get him on Oprah.

There can be few more loathsome groups in society than the 'used to smoke but now think it's their duty to criticise smokers' gang. Now before you all go thinking I'm a smoker or chairman of a tobacco firm, I am neither. I'm an ex smoker who does not think having given up suddenly gives me the right to attack those I used to stand next to as we had a smoke. 'It's bad to smoke' they prattle but more or less everything enjoyable is and I'd love to see them go round the average pub telling people 'It's bad to have sex'. Next comes 'You're killing other people' so are you with the pollution from your car. And so on. Rant over.

Made in Brazil has loads of bits of South American totty in their pants. So no reason at all for you to go and look. Sounds boring doesn't it?

German footballer Christoph Metzelder.

Those promoting 'hot new gay themed film' Dante's Cove sent me pictures of a bit of blond fluff looking cute and William Gregory Lee tied up. I have no idea how good, bad, or indifferent Dante's Cove is but they seem to have got the visuals right.

Basketballer Chris Mihm who Bill thinks looks cute in a tall athletic way and Sasha Vujacic kind of shirtless in a wet T shirt way.

Finally from Ian, Will Kemp his spots airbrushed out.